Still laughing. Wasn't expecting that one. Becky ----- Original Message ----- From: "Sherri Crum" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: <[email protected]> Sent: Saturday, November 10, 2007 6:50 AM Subject: [RecipesAndMore] Joke--Satan
> > People were in their pews talking at church. Suddenly, Satan appeared > at the front of the church. Everyone started screaming and running for > the front entrance, > trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away from evil incarnate. > > Soon everyone had exited the church except for one elderly gentleman > who sat calmly in his pew without moving, seeming oblivious to the > fact that God's > ultimate enemy was in his presence. > > So Satan walked up to the old man and said, ' Don't you know who I > am?' The man replied, 'Yep, sure do.' > > 'Aren't you afraid of me?' Satan asked. 'Nope, sure ain't.' said the man. > > 'Don't you realize I can kill with a word?' asked Satan. 'Don't doubt > it for a minute,' returned the old man, in an even tone. > > 'Did you know that I could cause you profound horrifying, AGONY for > all eternity?' persisted Satan. > 'Yep,' was the calm reply. > > 'And you're still not afraid?' asked Satan. 'Nope,' said the old man. > > More than a little perturbed, Satan asked, 'Well, why aren't you afraid of > me?' > > The man calmly replied, 'Been married to your sister for 44 years.' > > > > --~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~ Access the Recipes And More list archives at: http://www.mail-archive.com/recipesandmore%40googlegroups.com/ Visit the group home page at: http://groups.google.com/group/RecipesAndMore -~----------~----~----~----~------~----~------~--~---
