Glad you liked it. On 11/10/07, Rebecca Manners <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > > Still laughing. Wasn't expecting that one. > > Becky > ----- Original Message ----- > From: "Sherri Crum" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > To: <[email protected]> > Sent: Saturday, November 10, 2007 6:50 AM > Subject: [RecipesAndMore] Joke--Satan > > > > > > People were in their pews talking at church. Suddenly, Satan appeared > > at the front of the church. Everyone started screaming and running for > > the front entrance, > > trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away from evil incarnate. > > > > Soon everyone had exited the church except for one elderly gentleman > > who sat calmly in his pew without moving, seeming oblivious to the > > fact that God's > > ultimate enemy was in his presence. > > > > So Satan walked up to the old man and said, ' Don't you know who I > > am?' The man replied, 'Yep, sure do.' > > > > 'Aren't you afraid of me?' Satan asked. 'Nope, sure ain't.' said the man. > > > > 'Don't you realize I can kill with a word?' asked Satan. 'Don't doubt > > it for a minute,' returned the old man, in an even tone. > > > > 'Did you know that I could cause you profound horrifying, AGONY for > > all eternity?' persisted Satan. > > 'Yep,' was the calm reply. > > > > 'And you're still not afraid?' asked Satan. 'Nope,' said the old man. > > > > More than a little perturbed, Satan asked, 'Well, why aren't you afraid of > > me?' > > > > The man calmly replied, 'Been married to your sister for 44 years.' > > > > > > > > > > > >
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