Hi Don, Good post--it gave me some chuckles ans started my day off right.
Thanks, Sherri On 11/23/07, Don Lorah <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > > > ----- Original Message ----- > From: "Al Musumeci" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > To: "Angelo Fiordimondo" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > Sent: Friday, November 23, 2007 9:04 PM > Subject: 7 reasons not to mess with children > > > > > > > -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- > > Subject: Fw: 7 reasons not to mess with children > > > > > > > > > > > > > A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. > > > > The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human > because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. > > > > The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. > > > > Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it > was physically impossible. > > > > The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah". > > > > The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?" > > > > The little girl replied, "Then you ask him". > > > > > > > > A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they > were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work. > > > > As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the > drawing was. > > > > The girl replied, "I'm drawing God." > > > > The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like." > > > > Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, > "They will in a minute." > > > > > > > > A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five > and six year olds. > > > > After explaining the commandment to "honour" thy Father and thy Mother, she > asked, "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and > sisters?" > > > > Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered, > "Thou shall not kill." > > > > > > > > One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at > the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands > of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head. > > > > She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some of your > hairs white, Mom?" > > > > Her mother replied, "Well, every time that you do something wrong and make > me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white." > > > > The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, > "Momma, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?" > > > > > > > > The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to > persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture. > > > > "Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown u up > and > say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, He's a doctor.' > > > > > A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher, > she's dead." > > > > > > > > A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to > make the matter clearer, she said, "Now, class, if I stood on my head, the > blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face." > > > > "Yes," the class said. > > > > "Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position > the blood doesn't run into my feet?" > > > > A little fellow shouted, > "Cause your feet ain't empty." > > > > > > > > The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school > for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made > a note, and posted on the apple tray: > > > > "Take only ONE . God is watching." > > > > Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a > large pile of chocolate chip cookies. > > > > A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples." > > > > > > > > > It doesn't matter how many people you send this to, just remember if it made > you laugh, your friends will laugh too. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > --~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~ Access the Recipes And More list archives at: http://www.mail-archive.com/recipesandmore%40googlegroups.com/ Visit the group home page at: http://groups.google.com/group/RecipesAndMore -~----------~----~----~----~------~----~------~--~---
