you do and i'll cry, and you don't want that , now do you? ----- Original Message ----- From: "steve doyle" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: <[email protected]> Sent: Friday, December 14, 2007 7:49 AM Subject: [RecipesAndMore] Re: Men hehehehe
> > Spanks, lol > > ----- Original Message ----- > From: "delma bliss" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > To: <[email protected]> > Sent: Friday, December 14, 2007 3:26 AM > Subject: [RecipesAndMore] Men hehehehe > > >> >> >> Men >> >> 1. Don't imagine you can change a man - >> unless he's in diapers. >> >> 2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? >> You shut the door. >> >> 3. If they put a man on the moon - they should >> be able to put them all up there. >> >> 4. Never let your man's mind wander - it's too little >> to be out alone. >> >> 5. Go for the younger man. You might as well - they >> never mature anyway. >> >> 6. Men are all the same - they just have different >> faces, so that you can tell them apart. >> >> 7. Definition of a bachelor: a man who has missed the >> opportunity to make some woman miserable. >> >> 8. Women don't make fools of men - most of them are >> the do-it-yourself types. >> >> 9. Best way to get a man to do something is to suggest >> he is too old for it. >> >> 10. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener. >> >> 11. If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital. >> >> 12. The children of Israel wandered around the desert for >> 40 years. Even in Biblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions. >> >> 13. If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him >> checkbooks. >> >> 14. Remember, a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him >> jokes, it means that you laugh at his >> >> 15. Sadly, all men are created equal! >> >> >> > >> >> >> -- >> No virus found in this incoming message. >> Checked by AVG Free Edition. >> Version: 7.5.503 / Virus Database: 269.17.1/1183 - Release Date: >> 12/13/2007 09:15 >> > > > > > > > -- > No virus found in this incoming message. > Checked by AVG Free Edition. > Version: 7.5.503 / Virus Database: 269.17.1/1183 - Release Date: > 12/13/2007 9:15 AM > > --~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~ Access the Recipes And More list archives at: http://www.mail-archive.com/recipesandmore%40googlegroups.com/ Visit the group home page at: http://groups.google.com/group/RecipesAndMore -~----------~----~----~----~------~----~------~--~---
