Spanks, lol ----- Original Message ----- From: "delma bliss" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: <[email protected]> Sent: Friday, December 14, 2007 3:26 AM Subject: [RecipesAndMore] Men hehehehe
> > > Men > > 1. Don't imagine you can change a man - > unless he's in diapers. > > 2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? > You shut the door. > > 3. If they put a man on the moon - they should > be able to put them all up there. > > 4. Never let your man's mind wander - it's too little > to be out alone. > > 5. Go for the younger man. You might as well - they > never mature anyway. > > 6. Men are all the same - they just have different > faces, so that you can tell them apart. > > 7. Definition of a bachelor: a man who has missed the > opportunity to make some woman miserable. > > 8. Women don't make fools of men - most of them are > the do-it-yourself types. > > 9. Best way to get a man to do something is to suggest > he is too old for it. > > 10. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener. > > 11. If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital. > > 12. The children of Israel wandered around the desert for > 40 years. Even in Biblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions. > > 13. If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him > checkbooks. > > 14. Remember, a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him > jokes, it means that you laugh at his > > 15. Sadly, all men are created equal! > > > > > > > -- > No virus found in this incoming message. > Checked by AVG Free Edition. > Version: 7.5.503 / Virus Database: 269.17.1/1183 - Release Date: > 12/13/2007 09:15 > --~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~ Access the Recipes And More list archives at: http://www.mail-archive.com/recipesandmore%40googlegroups.com/ Visit the group home page at: http://groups.google.com/group/RecipesAndMore -~----------~----~----~----~------~----~------~--~---
