Ha ha ha ha ha ha LOL--this is funny! Thanks for sharing.
Sherri On 4/30/08, Sugar <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > THE SHARING OF MARRIAGE > > > > The old man placed order for one hamburger, French fries and a drink. > > He unwrapped the plain hamburger and carefully cut it in half, placing one > half in front of his wife. > > He then carefully counted out the French fries, dividing them into two > piles and neatly placed one pile in front of his wife > > He took a sip of the drink, his wife took a sip and then set the cup down > between them . > > As he began to eat his few bites of hamburger, the people around them were > looking over and whispering. > > Obviously they were thinking, 'That poor old couple - all they can afford is > one meal for the two of them.' > > As the man began to eat his fries a young man came to the table and politely > offered to buy another meal for the old couple. > > The old man said, they were just fine - they were used to sharing > everything. > > People closer to the table noticed the little old lady hadn't eaten a bite. > > She sat there watching her husband eat and occasionally taking turns sipping > the drink. > > Again, the young man came over and begged them to let him buy another meal > for them. > > This time the old woman said 'No, thank you, we are used to sharing > everything'. > > Finally, as the old man finished and was wiping his face neatly with the > napkin, the young man again came over to the little old lady who had yet to > eat a single bite of food and asked 'What is it you are waiting for?' > > She answered. > > > > > > ........ > > 'THE TEETH.' > > > > > Sugar Says: > It's not who you are that holds you back, > it's who you think you're not > > > > --~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~ Access the Recipes And More list archives at: http://www.mail-archive.com/recipesandmore%40googlegroups.com/ Visit the group home page at: http://groups.google.com/group/RecipesAndMore -~----------~----~----~----~------~----~------~--~---
