----- Original Message ----- From: "Patricia Dunbar" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: "handy girl" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Sent: Saturday, June 28, 2008 2:55 PM Subject: handygirl Minnesotians and their computers
Minnesotas and their computers > 01. BYTE: how Lena stops Ole's advances. > 02. LOG ON: dats how ya make da vood stove hotter. > 03. LOG OFF: vhat Sven vas trying to do vhen he burnt his hands terrible. > 04. MONITOR: keep an eye on da vood stove. > 05. MEGAHERTZ: ven a big log drops on your foot. > 06. COMPACT DISK: vhat ya get from lifting logs dat's too heavy. > 07. FLOPPY DISK: vhat da lefse looks like vhen it's cooked yust right. > 08. RAM: da hydraulic ting dat makes da voodsplitter vork. > 09. DRIVE: how you get home ven da snow's not too deep. > 10. HARD DRIVE: dat's vhen you're going to Dalute vhen da snow's deep. > 11. PROMPT: vhat ya vish da mail vas during da snow season. > 12. ENTER: vhen ya come on in! > 13. WINDOWS: vhat ya shut vhen it gets 10 below out. > 14. SCREEN: vaht ya gotta have in blackfly season. > 15. CHIP: vhat ya munch on during da Vikings game. > 16. MICROCHIP: vhat's left in da bottom of da bag vhen da big ones are > gone. > 17. MODEM: vhat ve did to da hayfields last yuly. > 18. DOT MATRIX: Lars Matrix's vife. > 19. LAPTOP: vhere da grandkids sit. > 20. KEYBOARD: vher ya suppose to put da keys so da Missus can find em. > 21. SOFTWARE: da plastic picnic utinsils. > 22. HARDWARE: vhen da missus starches da undervare. > 23. MOUSE: vhat leaves dem turds in da cupboard. > 24. MAINFRAME: da part of da outhouse dat holds up da roof. > 25. SERIAL PORT: vhere da vheaties come from by boat to Dalute --~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~ Access the Recipes And More list archives at: http://www.mail-archive.com/recipesandmore%40googlegroups.com/ Visit the group home page at: http://groups.google.com/group/RecipesAndMore -~----------~----~----~----~------~----~------~--~---
