ahaha this is too funny thanks for sharing this with us delma msn and e mail [EMAIL PROTECTED] yahoo messenger striper13 ----- Original Message ----- From: "delma bliss" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: <[email protected]> Sent: Saturday, June 28, 2008 3:19 PM Subject: [RecipesAndMore] Minnesotas and their computers
> > > ----- Original Message ----- > From: "Patricia Dunbar" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > To: "handy girl" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > Sent: Saturday, June 28, 2008 2:55 PM > Subject: handygirl Minnesotians and their computers > > > Minnesotas and their computers >> 01. BYTE: how Lena stops Ole's advances. >> 02. LOG ON: dats how ya make da vood stove hotter. >> 03. LOG OFF: vhat Sven vas trying to do vhen he burnt his hands terrible. >> 04. MONITOR: keep an eye on da vood stove. >> 05. MEGAHERTZ: ven a big log drops on your foot. >> 06. COMPACT DISK: vhat ya get from lifting logs dat's too heavy. >> 07. FLOPPY DISK: vhat da lefse looks like vhen it's cooked yust right. >> 08. RAM: da hydraulic ting dat makes da voodsplitter vork. >> 09. DRIVE: how you get home ven da snow's not too deep. >> 10. HARD DRIVE: dat's vhen you're going to Dalute vhen da snow's deep. >> 11. PROMPT: vhat ya vish da mail vas during da snow season. >> 12. ENTER: vhen ya come on in! >> 13. WINDOWS: vhat ya shut vhen it gets 10 below out. >> 14. SCREEN: vaht ya gotta have in blackfly season. >> 15. CHIP: vhat ya munch on during da Vikings game. >> 16. MICROCHIP: vhat's left in da bottom of da bag vhen da big ones are >> gone. >> 17. MODEM: vhat ve did to da hayfields last yuly. >> 18. DOT MATRIX: Lars Matrix's vife. >> 19. LAPTOP: vhere da grandkids sit. >> 20. KEYBOARD: vher ya suppose to put da keys so da Missus can find em. >> 21. SOFTWARE: da plastic picnic utinsils. >> 22. HARDWARE: vhen da missus starches da undervare. >> 23. MOUSE: vhat leaves dem turds in da cupboard. >> 24. MAINFRAME: da part of da outhouse dat holds up da roof. >> 25. SERIAL PORT: vhere da vheaties come from by boat to Dalute > > > > > > __________ NOD32 3224 (20080627) Information __________ > > This message was checked by NOD32 antivirus system. > http://www.eset.com > > --~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~ Access the Recipes And More list archives at: http://www.mail-archive.com/recipesandmore%40googlegroups.com/ Visit the group home page at: http://groups.google.com/group/RecipesAndMore -~----------~----~----~----~------~----~------~--~---
