I love this, Delma. Thanks. ----- Original Message ----- From: "delma bliss" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: <[email protected]> Sent: Friday, July 25, 2008 10:54 AM Subject: [RecipesAndMore] DOG'S NOTE TO SELF
> > > DOG'S NOTE TO SELF > > > DOG'S NOTE TO SELF: > > These are just some of the things I must remember (in order to keep > my present living arrangements): > > The garbage collector is not stealing our stuff. > > I do not need to suddenly stand straight up when I'm lying under > the coffee table. > > I will not roll my toys behind the fridge, behind the sofa or under the > bed. > > I must shake the rainwater out of my fur before entering the house. > > I will not eat the cats' food, before they eat it or after they throw it > up. > > I will stop trying to find the few remaining pieces of clean carpet >> in the house when I am about to get sick. > > I will not roll on dead seagulls, fish, crabs, etc., just because I > like the way they smell. > > I will not eat any more Kleenex or napkins and then redeposit them > in the backyard after processing. > > The diaper pail is not a cookie jar. > > I will not chew my humans' toothbrushes and not tell them. > > I will not chew crayons or pens, especially not the red ones, or my > people will think I am hemorrhaging. > > When in the car, I will not insist on having the window rolled down > when it's raining outside. > > We do not have a doorbell. I will not bark each time I hear one on > television. > > The sofa is not a face towel; neither are Mom and Dad's laps. > > My head does not belong in the refrigerator. > > I will not munch on "leftovers" in the kitty litter box; although > they are tasty, they are not food. > > I will not bite the officer's hand when he reaches in for Mom's > driver's license and registration. > > I will not roll around in the dirt right after just getting a bath. > > The toilet bowl is not a never ending water supply and, just > because the water is blue, doesn't mean it's cleaner. > > The cat is not a squeaky toy so when I play with him and he makes > that noise, it's usually not a good thing. > > > > --~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~ Access the Recipes And More list archives at: http://www.mail-archive.com/recipesandmore%40googlegroups.com/ Visit the group home page at: http://groups.google.com/group/RecipesAndMore -~----------~----~----~----~------~----~------~--~---
