hahahaha very good one thanks ----- Original Message ----- From: "Sherri Crum" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: <[email protected]> Sent: Tuesday, September 09, 2008 7:11 PM Subject: [RecipesAndMore] Joke
> > The couple were 85 years old, and had been married for sixty years. > Though they were far from rich, they managed to get by because they > watched their pennies. > > Though not young, they were both in very good health, largely due to > the wife's insistence on healthy foods and exercise for the last > decade. > > One day, their good health didn't help when they went on a rare > vacation and their plane crashed, sending them off to Heaven. > > They reached the pearly gates, and St. Peter escorted them inside. He > took them to a beautiful mansion, furnished in gold and fine silks, > with a fully stocked kitchen and a waterfall in the master bath. A > maid could be seen hanging their favorite clothes in the closet. > > They gasped in astonishment when he said, 'Welcome to Heaven. This > will be your home now.' > The old man asked Peter how much all this was going to cost. 'Why, > nothing,' Peter replied, 'remember, this is your reward in Heaven.' > > The old man looked out the window and right there he saw a > championship golf course, finer and more beautiful than any ever built > on Earth. 'What are the greens fees?,' grumbled the old man. 'This is > heaven,' St. Peter replied. 'You can play for free, every day.' > > Next they went to the clubhouse and saw the lavish buffet lunch, with > every imaginable cuisine laid out before them, from seafood to steaks > to exotic deserts, free flowing beverages. 'Don't even ask,' said St. > Peter to the man. This is Heaven, it is all free for you to enjoy.' > > The old man looked around and glanced nervously at his wife. 'Well, > where are the low fat and low cholesterol foods, and the decaffeinated > tea?,' he asked. 'That's the best part,' St. Peter replied. 'You can > eat and drink as much as you like of whatever you like, and you will > never get fat or sick. This is Heaven!' > > The old man pushed, 'No gym to work out at?' 'Not unless you want > to,' was the answer. > > 'No testing my sugar or blood pressure or...' 'Never again. All you > do here is enjoy yourself.' > > The old man glared at his wife and said, 'You and your bran muffins. > We could have been here ten years ago!' > > > -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- No virus found in this incoming message. Checked by AVG - http://www.avg.com Version: 8.0.169 / Virus Database: 270.6.19/1662 - Release Date: 9/9/2008 10:47 AM --~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~ Access the Recipes And More list archives at: http://www.mail-archive.com/recipesandmore%40googlegroups.com/ Visit the group home page at: http://groups.google.com/group/RecipesAndMore -~----------~----~----~----~------~----~------~--~---
