You are welcome. On 9/9/08, delma bliss <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > > hahahaha very good one thanks > ----- Original Message ----- > From: "Sherri Crum" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > To: <[email protected]> > Sent: Tuesday, September 09, 2008 7:11 PM > Subject: [RecipesAndMore] Joke > > >> >> The couple were 85 years old, and had been married for sixty years. >> Though they were far from rich, they managed to get by because they >> watched their pennies. >> >> Though not young, they were both in very good health, largely due to >> the wife's insistence on healthy foods and exercise for the last >> decade. >> >> One day, their good health didn't help when they went on a rare >> vacation and their plane crashed, sending them off to Heaven. >> >> They reached the pearly gates, and St. Peter escorted them inside. He >> took them to a beautiful mansion, furnished in gold and fine silks, >> with a fully stocked kitchen and a waterfall in the master bath. A >> maid could be seen hanging their favorite clothes in the closet. >> >> They gasped in astonishment when he said, 'Welcome to Heaven. This >> will be your home now.' >> The old man asked Peter how much all this was going to cost. 'Why, >> nothing,' Peter replied, 'remember, this is your reward in Heaven.' >> >> The old man looked out the window and right there he saw a >> championship golf course, finer and more beautiful than any ever built >> on Earth. 'What are the greens fees?,' grumbled the old man. 'This is >> heaven,' St. Peter replied. 'You can play for free, every day.' >> >> Next they went to the clubhouse and saw the lavish buffet lunch, with >> every imaginable cuisine laid out before them, from seafood to steaks >> to exotic deserts, free flowing beverages. 'Don't even ask,' said St. >> Peter to the man. This is Heaven, it is all free for you to enjoy.' >> >> The old man looked around and glanced nervously at his wife. 'Well, >> where are the low fat and low cholesterol foods, and the decaffeinated >> tea?,' he asked. 'That's the best part,' St. Peter replied. 'You can >> eat and drink as much as you like of whatever you like, and you will >> never get fat or sick. This is Heaven!' >> >> The old man pushed, 'No gym to work out at?' 'Not unless you want >> to,' was the answer. >> >> 'No testing my sugar or blood pressure or...' 'Never again. All you >> do here is enjoy yourself.' >> >> The old man glared at his wife and said, 'You and your bran muffins. >> We could have been here ten years ago!' >> >> > > > > -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- > > > > No virus found in this incoming message. > Checked by AVG - http://www.avg.com > Version: 8.0.169 / Virus Database: 270.6.19/1662 - Release Date: 9/9/2008 > 10:47 AM > > > > >
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