Boy, if this doesn't hit the nail on the head, I don't know what does!

Two patients limp into two different medical clinics, with the same
complaint.  Both have trouble walking, and appear to require a hip
replacement.

The FIRST patient is examined within the hour, is x-rayed the same day, and
has a time booked for surgery the following week.

The SECOND sees his family doctor, after waiting 3 weeks for an
appointment, then waits 8 weeks to see a specialist, then gets an x-ray,
which
isn't reviewed for another week, and finally has his surgery scheduled, for
a month
from then.

Why the different treatment for the two patients?

The FIRST is a Golden Retriever.
The SECOND is a Senior Citizen.

Next time take me to a vet!



Sugar Says:
People are like stained glass windows:  They sparkle and shine when the sun is 
out,
 But when the darkness sets in, their true beauty is revealed only if there is 
a light shining from within.

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