Did you hear about the cat who drank 5 bowls of water? He set a new lap record.
What is the difference between a cat and a comma? One has the paws before the claws and the other has the clause before the pause. If there are ten cats on a boat and one jumps off, how many cats are left on the boat? None! They were copy cats. What is the cat's favourite magazine? Good Mousekeeping. A single candle can illuminate an entire room. A true friend lights up an entire lifetime. Thanks for the bright lights of your friendship. --~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~ Access the Recipes And More list archives at: http://www.mail-archive.com/recipesandmore%40googlegroups.com/ Visit the group home page at: http://groups.google.com/group/RecipesAndMore -~----------~----~----~----~------~----~------~--~---
