Hey Syl, we have the same first name! How about that! Lol. Mine is Boobie Waffle Lips. Lol.
Hugs, Helen ----- Original Message ----- From: "Sugar" <[email protected]> To: "Daddy" <[email protected]> Sent: Friday, December 19, 2008 8:01 PM Subject: [RecipesAndMore] Boobie Pottie biscuits Sends Season's Greetings Got this from my dad: got to be to funny!! sugar and, I just had to include the postings...so you all can read: Sugar Says: People are like stained glass windows: They sparkle and shine when the sun is out, But when the darkness sets in, their true beauty is revealed only if there is a light shining from within. ----- Original Message ----- Sent: Friday, December 19, 2008 2:17 PM Subject: Crusty Feather Sends Season's Greetings Dear Friends, I am being totally silly (very, VERY rare for me, I know, being the disciplined theologian and spiritual indoctrinarian that I am). Once in a while, we need to just laugh, and if we cannot do that, a slight chortle or a pleasant smile helps others around us. I hope you have a very merry and blessed Christmas!! Pastor Abe Casiano Jr. Senior Pastor Ok...it's silly but we NEED silly! My NEW NAME IS IN THE SUBJECT.....DON'T LAUGH UNTIL YOU FIND OUT WHAT YOUR NEW NAME IS. We all need a little stress-reliever! This only takes a minute. Please don't be a bore & ruin it. Send it on to everyone you know including the person that sent it to you. Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day. If we are honest, we have a lot more stressful days than not. Here is your dose of humor... A. Follow the instructions to find your new name. B. Once you have your new name, put it in the subject box and forward it to friends and family & co-workers. Don't forget to forward it back to the person who sent it to you so they know you participated. And don't go all adult - a senior manager is now known far & wide as Dorky Gizzardsniffer! The following is excerpted from a children's book, Captain Underpants And the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants, by Dave Pilkey, in which the evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names... So:- 1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your New first name: a = snickle b = doombah c = goober d = cheesey e = crusty f = greasy g = dumbo h = farcus i = dorky j = doofus k = funky l = boobie m = sleezy n = sloopy o = fluffy p = stinky q = slimy r = dorfus s = snooty t = tootsie u = dipsy v = sneezy w = liver x = skippy y = dink y z = zippy 2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name: a = dippin b = feather c = b atty d = burger e = chicken f = barffy g = lizard h = waffle i = farkle j = monkey k = flippin l = fricken m = bubble n = rhino o = potty p = hamster q = buckle r = gizzard s = lickin t = snickle u = chuckle v = pickle w = hubble x = dingle y = gorilla z = girdle 3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name: a = butt b = boob c = face d = nose e = hump f = breath g = pants h = shorts i = lips j = honker k = head l = tush m = chunks n = dunkin o = brains p = biscui ts q = toes r = doodle s = fanny t = sniffe r u = sprinkles v = frack w = squirt x = humperdinck y = hiney z = juice Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is: Fluffy Chucklefanny. Now when you SEND THIS ON...use your new name as the subject. And remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day; adults laugh an average of 4 times a day ------ End of Forwarded Message = -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Listen to 350+ music, sports, & news radio stations - including songs for the holidays - FREE while you browse. Start Listening Now! --~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~ Access the Recipes And More list archives at: http://www.mail-archive.com/recipesandmore%40googlegroups.com/ Visit the group home page at: http://groups.google.com/group/RecipesAndMore -~----------~----~----~----~------~----~------~--~---
