Hiboobie waffle lips, good to have a sista with the same name, and what a name we share your sis, boobie potti biscuits
Sugar Says: People are like stained glass windows: They sparkle and shine when the sun is out, But when the darkness sets in, their true beauty is revealed only if there is a light shining from within. ----- Original Message ----- From: "Helen" <[email protected]> To: <[email protected]> Sent: Saturday, December 20, 2008 3:32 AM Subject: [RecipesAndMore] Re: Boobie Waffle Lips Sends Season's Greetings > > Hey Syl, we have the same first name! How about that! Lol. > Mine is Boobie Waffle Lips. > Lol. > > Hugs, > > Helen > ----- Original Message ----- > From: "Sugar" <[email protected]> > To: "Daddy" <[email protected]> > Sent: Friday, December 19, 2008 8:01 PM > Subject: [RecipesAndMore] Boobie Pottie biscuits Sends Season's Greetings > > > Got this from my dad: > got to be to funny!! > sugar > > and, I just had to include the postings...so you all can read: > > > Sugar Says: > People are like stained glass windows: They sparkle and shine when the > sun > is out, > But when the darkness sets in, their true beauty is revealed only if there > is a light shining from within. > > ----- Original Message ----- > Sent: Friday, December 19, 2008 2:17 PM > Subject: Crusty Feather Sends Season's Greetings > > > Dear Friends, > I am being totally silly (very, VERY rare for me, I know, being the > disciplined theologian and spiritual indoctrinarian that I am). Once in a > while, we need to just laugh, and if we cannot do that, a slight chortle > or > a pleasant smile helps others around us. I hope you have a very merry and > blessed Christmas!! > > > > Pastor Abe Casiano Jr. > Senior Pastor > > > Ok...it's silly but we NEED silly! > My NEW NAME IS IN THE SUBJECT.....DON'T LAUGH UNTIL YOU FIND OUT WHAT > YOUR > NEW NAME IS. > We all need a little stress-reliever! This only takes a minute. > > Please don't be a bore & ruin it. Send it on to everyone you know > including the person that sent it to you. > > Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness > to break up the day. If we are honest, we have a lot more stressful days > than not. > > Here is your dose of humor... > > A. Follow the instructions to find your new name. > > B. Once you have your new name, put it in the subject box and forward it > to friends and family & co-workers. > > Don't forget to forward it back to the person who sent it to you > so they know you participated. > > And don't go all adult - a senior manager is now known far & wide as > Dorky > Gizzardsniffer! > > The following is excerpted from a children's book, Captain Underpants And > the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants, by Dave Pilkey, in which the evil > Professor forces everyone to assume new names... > > So:- > > 1. Use the third letter of your first name to > determine your New first name: > > a = snickle > b = doombah > c = goober > d = cheesey > e = crusty > f = greasy > g = dumbo > h = farcus > i = dorky > j = doofus > k = funky > l = boobie > m = sleezy > n = sloopy > o = fluffy > p = stinky > q = slimy > r = dorfus > s = snooty > t = tootsie > u = dipsy > v = sneezy > w = liver > x = skippy > y = dink y > z = zippy > > 2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of > your new last name: > > a = dippin > b = feather > c = b atty > d = burger > e = chicken > f = barffy > g = lizard > h = waffle > i = farkle > j = monkey > k = flippin > l = fricken > m = bubble > n = rhino > o = potty > p = hamster > q = buckle > r = gizzard > s = lickin > t = snickle > u = chuckle > v = pickle > w = hubble > x = dingle > y = gorilla > z = girdle > > 3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half of > your new last name: > a = butt > b = boob > c = face > d = nose > e = hump > f = breath > g = pants > h = shorts > i = lips > j = honker > k = head > l = tush > m = chunks > n = dunkin > o = brains > p = biscui ts > q = toes > r = doodle > s = fanny > t = sniffe r > u = sprinkles > v = frack > w = squirt > x = humperdinck > y = hiney > z = juice > > Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is: Fluffy Chucklefanny. > > Now when you SEND THIS ON...use your new name as the subject. > And remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day; adults > laugh an average of 4 times a day > > > > > > > ------ End of Forwarded Message > > > = > > > -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- > Listen to 350+ music, sports, & news radio stations - including songs for > the holidays - FREE while you browse. Start Listening Now! > > > > > --~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~ Access the Recipes And More list archives at: http://www.mail-archive.com/recipesandmore%40googlegroups.com/ Visit the group home page at: http://groups.google.com/group/RecipesAndMore -~----------~----~----~----~------~----~------~--~---
