I thought it was cute.----- Original Message ----- From: "Frances Vitulla" <[email protected]> To: <[email protected]> Sent: Wednesday, June 17, 2009 9:49 AM Subject: [RecipesAndMore] Re: Medical Convention!
> > I love this one. Thanks for sharing. > Original message: >> I was a little reluctant to send this because of the last line, otherwise it >> is a bit of medical fun. Hope I don't get into trouble. >> At a recent medical convention, Doctors registered opinions about the >> current financial disaster, specifically in regard to the Government >> "Bail Out Package". Opinions were as follows: >> Allergists voted to scratch it, whereas Dermatologists advised not to >> make any rash moves. >> Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling, but Neuro- logists >> thought the Administration had a lot of nerve! >> Obstetricians said we were laboring under a misconception, but >> Ophthalmologists flat out vetoed the bill as being short-sighted. >> Pathologists yelled, 'Over my dead body!' and Pediatricians rallied >> to chant, 'Oh, Grow up!' >> Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, while Radiologists >> could see right through it. >> Surgeons agreed to cut it up and wash their hands of it, yet >> Internists thought it was a bitter pill we have to swallow. >> Plastic Surgeons said, 'This puts a whole new face on things.' >> Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but Urologists said the it >> would not hold water. >> Anesthesiologists noted that the whole idea was a gas, but >> Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no. >> Final opinion was voiced by a coalition of Proctologists Who advised >> everyone to leave the financial fiasco with the a**holes in >> Washington who caused it? >> > -- > Email services provided by the System Access Mobile Network. Visit > www.serotek.com to learn more about accessibility anywhere. > > > ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ No virus found in this incoming message. Checked by AVG - www.avg.com Version: 8.5.339 / Virus Database: 270.12.76/2183 - Release Date: 06/17/09 05:53:00 --~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~ Access the Recipes And More list archives at: http://www.mail-archive.com/recipesandmore%40googlegroups.com/ Visit the group home page at: http://groups.google.com/group/RecipesAndMore -~----------~----~----~----~------~----~------~--~---
