I love this one. Thanks for sharing. Original message: > I was a little reluctant to send this because of the last line, otherwise it > is a bit of medical fun. Hope I don't get into trouble. > At a recent medical convention, Doctors registered opinions about the > current financial disaster, specifically in regard to the Government > "Bail Out Package". Opinions were as follows: > Allergists voted to scratch it, whereas Dermatologists advised not to > make any rash moves. > Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling, but Neuro- logists > thought the Administration had a lot of nerve! > Obstetricians said we were laboring under a misconception, but > Ophthalmologists flat out vetoed the bill as being short-sighted. > Pathologists yelled, 'Over my dead body!' and Pediatricians rallied > to chant, 'Oh, Grow up!' > Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, while Radiologists > could see right through it. > Surgeons agreed to cut it up and wash their hands of it, yet > Internists thought it was a bitter pill we have to swallow. > Plastic Surgeons said, 'This puts a whole new face on things.' > Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but Urologists said the it > would not hold water. > Anesthesiologists noted that the whole idea was a gas, but > Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no. > Final opinion was voiced by a coalition of Proctologists Who advised > everyone to leave the financial fiasco with the a**holes in > Washington who caused it? > -- Email services provided by the System Access Mobile Network. Visit www.serotek.com to learn more about accessibility anywhere.
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