>A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, observing his wife, looking at >herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off he asked what >she'd like > to have for her Birthday. > > 'I'd like to be six again', she replied, still looking in the mirror. > > On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl > of Lucky Charms, and then took her to Six Flags! theme park. What a day! > > He put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, > the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was. > > Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park. Her head was > reeling and her stomach felt upside down. > > He then took her to a McDonald's where he ordered her a Happy Meal with > extra fries and a chocolate shake. > > Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, > M&M's. What a fabulous adventure! > > Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed > exhausted. He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked , > 'Well Dear, what > was it like being six again?' > > Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed.. 'I meant my > dress size, you retard!!!!' > > The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he is gonna get it > wrong.
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