Thank you for sending this!!  I needed to laugh and this did it.  

Thanks,

Becky


From: steve doyle 
Sent: Sunday, November 15, 2009 10:12 AM
To: [email protected] 
Subject: [RecipesAndMore] Joke


>A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, observing his wife, looking at 
>herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off he asked what 
>she'd like
> to have for her Birthday.
>
> 'I'd like to be six again', she replied, still looking in the mirror.
>
> On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl 
> of Lucky Charms, and then took her to Six Flags! theme park. What a day!
>
> He put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, 
> the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was.
>
> Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park.  Her head was 
> reeling and her stomach felt upside down.
>
> He then took her to a McDonald's where he ordered her a Happy Meal with 
> extra fries and a chocolate shake.
>
> Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite  candy, 
> M&M's. What a fabulous adventure!
>
> Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed 
> exhausted. He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked , 
> 'Well Dear, what
> was it like being six again?'
>
> Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed.. 'I meant my 
> dress size, you retard!!!!'
>
> The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he is gonna get it 
> wrong.


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