-- Walking can add minutes to your life.
-- This enables you at 85 years old to spend an additional 5 months in a
nursing home at
$7000 per month.
-- My grandpa started walking five miles a day when he was 60. Now he's 97
years old and
we don't know where he is.
-- I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
-- I have to walk early in the morning, before my brain figures out what I'm
doing.
-- I joined a health club last year, spent about 400 bucks. Haven't lost a
pound. Apparently you
have to go there.
-- Every time I hear the dirty word 'exercise', I wash my mouth out with
chocolate.
-- I do have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.
-- The advantage of exercising every day is so when you die, they'll say,
"Well, she looks good
doesn't she."
-- If you are going to try cross-country skiing, start with a small country.
-- I know I got a lot of exercise the last few years, just getting over the
hill.
-- We all get heavier as we get older, because there's a lot more
information in our heads.
That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
-- You could run this over to your friends but why not just e-mail it to
them!
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