TIGER ALERT TIGER ALERT ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^\| ||\____ | T N T EXPRESS | ||','''|'''''''\___, | __ | ||__|'__|___|| ['''(@)'(@)''''''''''''''''**|(@)(@) *****'(@)* Yuh gotta be really dumb not to read the TIGER ALERT Golf's Numero Uno Spiritually Correct Email magazine Tiger Alert : Arming the People Edited in London by Olive North and Little Red Riding Hood ================================== The Desert Classic 275 David Howell 69 68 71 67 279 Lee Westwood 72 71 69 67 280 Mark James 73 69 69 69, Paul Mcginley (Ireland) 67 71 75 67 282 Ed Fryatt 70 70 70 72, Wayne Riley (Australia) 68 70 70 74, Colin Montgomerie 70 70 72 70 283 Miguel Angel Jimenez (Spain) 73 67 70 73, Jyoti Randhawa (India) 73 69 70 71, Anthony Wall 70 70 72 71 284 Alex Cejka (Germany) Others worth a mention? 287 Per-Ulrik Johansson (Sweden) 72 74 70 71, Jose Maria Olazabal (Spain) 69 73 73 72, Mark O'meara (U.S.) 72 67 77 71, Francisco Cea (Spain) 69 73 72 73, Angel Cabrera (Argentina) 73 71 76 67, Per Nyman (Sweden) 71 72 72 72 The pro game Language? When did the Scots invent the term "shooting" as in connection to the game. Can you imagine it? Men in McGaiters and McStockings? No wonder Tiger needs the FBI... ;-) - Tiger Woods roared to the top of the leaderboard at La Jolla, the Buick Invitational on Saturday by shooting a 62, his PGA career low and a course record at Torrey Pines "It's a great round, but I had the intention of shooting a 63," Woods said. "I figured that would put me in contention." ""och aye Jimma"" -------------------------------- Oh oh, what's this?? An angry "blackfella" or two, with an eye on Sydney 2000? Broken glass on the fair play straase? Australia is the first western democratic country to appear before the UN committee. It joins the ranks of countries like Algeria, Bosnia, Burundi, the Russia, Rwanda and Mexico in being served with an official early warning and urgent action procedure. An adverse report by the UN committee would be an international embarrassment for the federal government, particularly with the world focus of the Sydney Olympics. ================= Howard determined to open Olympic Games From AAP 14feb99 4.20pm (AEDT): PRIME Minister John Howard today dismissed British press criticism of his determination that the prime minister of Australia open next year's Olympic Games in Sydney. The Olympics are traditionally opened by the country's head of state. In Australia's case this would normally be the Queen or her representative, the Governor-General, and Mr Howard has been attacked for lack of courtesy over his push to open the games. But no formal Cabinet decision had been taken. ========================= THE CIA : A long iron too far? The week of the Big Leak. Wackenhut Corrections and the company that used to be RCA UK were to combine in the running of COLDINGLEY PRISON. The first private prison in the UK. On the day when the Leader of the UK Conservative Party, William Haigh (who?) met Genocidal George Bush Jr in Austin, Tx. A leaked report by the UK Prison Reform Trust slammed Wackenhut Corrections for wide scale corruption . Wackenhut are also the company that "policed" the Ollie North Contra drug runs through Mena Airfield, Arkansas. And it seems that they are soon to be unceremoniously thrown out of the UK's COLDINGLEY PRISON. Meanwhile we guess that what used to be RCA UK are still probably a bunch of American spooks with Uzi guitars. And Our William in private prison Tx? The talk is not of private prisons but of "welfare reform" and "compassion". And nothing about, exactly which Bush owns how much of Wackenhut. Nor (as to be expected) is there any mention of who is behind RCA UK these day, and nothing about either six nor twelve stinged Uzis. ;-) =================== Trevor Brooking's suggestion that, as the Arsenal "not in the spirit of the game" match would be replayed? Giving the profits to Charity"? Could someone at BBC Sport ask Trev if we could borrow a few quid to construct a mother-of-an electronic BILLBOARD in Washington DC? =================== Finally, The BBC that sickens? No it's not the �2,000,000 that the BBC spent on "that fat waste of space" Vanessa the chat show .. (quote 5live) It's OFFICIAL!! The BBC are (so they say) investigating improper links between its program makers and the Music Publishers Association. Considering that the Grand Cartel has bought and paid for the BBC's flagship pop prog, "Top of the Pops" for over a decade. One expects this investigation into improper monopolies to continue well past the time most of the aggreived creators concerned accept that 6 feet under final "offer they can't refuse" . C'mon, do speed it up a bit chaps. Can't get to the bathroom in time? Never mind chaps, just puke where you lay huh? 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