This is just soooooooooooooooooo Elmer Fudd .... no class, no 
intelligence, no compassion.

Does anyone besides me see the absolute resemblance between 
Twicky-Dicky Cheney, Twicky-Dicky Nixon, and Elmer Fudd in the search 
terms and language, etc. ???

http://www.google.com/intl/xx-elmer/

Advanced Search: http://www.google.com/advanced_search?hl=xx-elmer

Here we go, with a real article (NeoCons may shred at their 
convenience):

~~Suz~~

/ / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / /

Reason Gone Mad

http://www.berkshireeagle.com/billshein

Dick Cheney's apology
By Bill Shein

Wednesday, February 15
MONTEREY

"The Vice President has sent a $7 check to the Texas Parks and Wildlife 
Department, which is the cost of an upland game bird stamp." - - From a 
written statement issued Monday by the White House.

<< Dear Texas Parks and Wildlife Department:

Enclosed please find a personal check from me, Vice President Dick 
Cheney, in the amount of $7, the cost of the bird stamp I should have 
purchased before I accidentally shot that guy.

I'm sorry that my office did not secure the proper permit for hunting 
quail in Texas, and I am also sorry that I shot that guy.

I'm sorry that the phrase, "Did you hear that Vice President Dick 
Cheney shot a guy?" was last weekend's most-frequently-uttered comment 
into a cell phone, edging out "Hi, I'm in line at Starbucks. What's 
up?"

I'm sorry that my hunting companion took me completely by surprise just 
before I shot him. In fact, I haven't been that surprised by someone 
since the time President Bush questioned one of my foreign-policy 
decisions. Good thing I didn't have my shotgun with me then, eh? Then 
I'd really be sorry.

I'm sorry that ranch owner Katherine Armstrong - - duly deputized as my 
official spokesperson before I was whisked away to an undisclosed 
location - - was, for a time, the only source of information about the 
vice president of the United States shooting a guy.

I'm sorry that after I accidentally shot a guy in the face, neck, and 
torso, I didn't hold a press conference, explain how the accident 
happened, say something nice about the guy I shot, apologize, and put 
the issue to bed. That would have made a lot of sense.

But, I'm sorry to say, it's long been my standard operating procedure 
not to accept responsibility or apologize for anything. So after I shot 
that guy, I thought, "Why start now?"

I'm sorry that few Americans know anything about my activities, 
official or otherwise No one knows where I am, what I'm doing, what 
lobbyist I'm meeting with, which members of Congress I'm cajoling to 
permit torture, or the names of any other people I have accidentally 
shot since becoming vice president.

I'm sorry that the Bush administration insists on this type of 
dictatorship-style secrecy - - a troubling development in a democracy 
where elected leaders are accountable to the people.

I'm sorry that this hunting accident has diverted the nation's 
attention from this week's truly important news, including:

- - A scathing, Republican-produced congressional report on the 
"national failure" in response to Hurricane Katrina;

- - A Department of the Interior budget proposal that includes $7 
billion in ongoing "royalty relief" for oil and gas companies, a tax 
break they most certainly don't need at a time of record profits;

- - The rapid fizzling-out of even modest lobbying reform;

- - That whole "war in Iraq" thing.

So, yeah, I'm sorry about all that.

I'm also sorry that as of this writing, my office has issued just one 
terse statement about my missing hunting license ($7 enclosed!), 
without mentioning that I shot a guy or wishing him a speedy recovery.

Finally, I'm sorry that the legacy of "Dick Cheney Shot a Guy"-gate may 
be the words of White House spokesman Scott McClellan, who 
inadvertently coined the perfect motto for our administration. 
Responding to questions about whether it was appropriate to delay 
informing the public that I had shot a guy, McClellan said, "I think 
you can always look back at these issues and look at how to do a better 
job."

I'm sorry that we will never do that, either.

Regards,  Dick Cheney

P.S.  Rather than mail this letter, I've decided to shred it.  Sorry. 
>>

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~~Suz~~

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