This is just soooooooooooooooooo Elmer Fudd .... no class, no intelligence, no compassion.
Does anyone besides me see the absolute resemblance between Twicky-Dicky Cheney, Twicky-Dicky Nixon, and Elmer Fudd in the search terms and language, etc. ??? http://www.google.com/intl/xx-elmer/ Advanced Search: http://www.google.com/advanced_search?hl=xx-elmer Here we go, with a real article (NeoCons may shred at their convenience): ~~Suz~~ / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / Reason Gone Mad http://www.berkshireeagle.com/billshein Dick Cheney's apology By Bill Shein Wednesday, February 15 MONTEREY "The Vice President has sent a $7 check to the Texas Parks and Wildlife Department, which is the cost of an upland game bird stamp." - - From a written statement issued Monday by the White House. << Dear Texas Parks and Wildlife Department: Enclosed please find a personal check from me, Vice President Dick Cheney, in the amount of $7, the cost of the bird stamp I should have purchased before I accidentally shot that guy. I'm sorry that my office did not secure the proper permit for hunting quail in Texas, and I am also sorry that I shot that guy. I'm sorry that the phrase, "Did you hear that Vice President Dick Cheney shot a guy?" was last weekend's most-frequently-uttered comment into a cell phone, edging out "Hi, I'm in line at Starbucks. What's up?" I'm sorry that my hunting companion took me completely by surprise just before I shot him. In fact, I haven't been that surprised by someone since the time President Bush questioned one of my foreign-policy decisions. Good thing I didn't have my shotgun with me then, eh? Then I'd really be sorry. I'm sorry that ranch owner Katherine Armstrong - - duly deputized as my official spokesperson before I was whisked away to an undisclosed location - - was, for a time, the only source of information about the vice president of the United States shooting a guy. I'm sorry that after I accidentally shot a guy in the face, neck, and torso, I didn't hold a press conference, explain how the accident happened, say something nice about the guy I shot, apologize, and put the issue to bed. That would have made a lot of sense. But, I'm sorry to say, it's long been my standard operating procedure not to accept responsibility or apologize for anything. So after I shot that guy, I thought, "Why start now?" I'm sorry that few Americans know anything about my activities, official or otherwise No one knows where I am, what I'm doing, what lobbyist I'm meeting with, which members of Congress I'm cajoling to permit torture, or the names of any other people I have accidentally shot since becoming vice president. I'm sorry that the Bush administration insists on this type of dictatorship-style secrecy - - a troubling development in a democracy where elected leaders are accountable to the people. I'm sorry that this hunting accident has diverted the nation's attention from this week's truly important news, including: - - A scathing, Republican-produced congressional report on the "national failure" in response to Hurricane Katrina; - - A Department of the Interior budget proposal that includes $7 billion in ongoing "royalty relief" for oil and gas companies, a tax break they most certainly don't need at a time of record profits; - - The rapid fizzling-out of even modest lobbying reform; - - That whole "war in Iraq" thing. So, yeah, I'm sorry about all that. I'm also sorry that as of this writing, my office has issued just one terse statement about my missing hunting license ($7 enclosed!), without mentioning that I shot a guy or wishing him a speedy recovery. Finally, I'm sorry that the legacy of "Dick Cheney Shot a Guy"-gate may be the words of White House spokesman Scott McClellan, who inadvertently coined the perfect motto for our administration. Responding to questions about whether it was appropriate to delay informing the public that I had shot a guy, McClellan said, "I think you can always look back at these issues and look at how to do a better job." I'm sorry that we will never do that, either. Regards, Dick Cheney P.S. Rather than mail this letter, I've decided to shred it. Sorry. >> = = = = = = = = = = ~~Suz~~ * Only 1,068 days remaining until Inaugural Day 1/20/09 "Hi, how ya doing, Big Brother? Nice to see you!" http://www.toptips.com/debtclock.html "Life begins at conception and ends at birth. That's when the poor/disenfranchised/overworked/overloaded and under/un-supported women, without access to health care, have to start raising these unplanned children. These children are primarily conceived by forced sex or rape of the woman; now the woman pays the price." * IMPORTANT!! 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