This is just soooooooooooo dead-on ... and, the music is funny, too !!!
Hope you enjoy ... Suz http://rickdavismusic.com/cheneysgotagun.mp3 Cheney's Got A Gun Date: Fri, 17 Feb 2006 02:22:40 -0000 From: "Uncle Ernie" [EMAIL PROTECTED] Subject: Here's this week's rant... Cheney's Got A Gun By Ernest Stewart Cheney's got a gun, Cheney's got a gun, The whole worlds come undone, Now everybody is on the run! With apologies to Aerosmith's --- Janie's Got A Gun I see where old dead-eye Dick needs to get his vision checked as he can't tell the difference between a fat old Rethuglican lawyer and a quail. Just when you thought it couldn't possibly become any stranger, eh? Still, it's just another day in the life of the "Gang that couldn't shoot straight!" All over America from Dave to Jay to Jon comedians are sending flowers and candy to old dead-eye in appreciation for making the lives of their comedy writers so much easier! A normal person might think the president of vice attempted a little murder as most people can tell the difference between a full grown man and a tiny quail but then again when you look back at the disaster that the Junta has brought not only to America but to the world this is pretty much par for the course. Not since little Dick went duck hunting with Tony (light-fingers) Scalia to make sure that the Gang of Five(tm) knew how to rule on certain cases before it, has the vice-fuhrer made such a faux pas. I guess that this is all the work of Karl (little Caesar) Rove who is desperate to keep the world from looking behind the curtain as we ratchet up for yet another oil war. It has that certain je ne sais quoi, that certain odor of the Crime Family Bush does it not? Or perhaps it was simply that old dead eye just drank his lunch? Which would explain his Chappaquiddick-like disappearance until he could blow a straight result! I guess if Dickie hadn't been to busy in school (getting all those deferments) to go and risk his worthless ass in the Nam we'd have won the war? Funny all these macho dudes chickened out when they had the opportunity but they have no problems sending our kids off to slaughter other kids and be slaughtered themselves. As a lot of young folks have found out in Iraq there are worse things than being killed. I've always thought that before some dumb kid can enlist in the service they should be made to watch the motion picture, "Johnny Got His Gun" and listen to Metallica's "One" which is our song of the week in the "To End On A Happy Note" department below. I see where they're still spinning Bush's SOTU speech. Apparently every single word, sentence and paragraph was a lie, well DUH! And yet everyone of those lies was met with a standing ovation from the crooks and thieves of the House and Senate; everyone of which knew better. I wonder, America, how much longer are you going to put up with these monsters? We have the best House and Senate that money can buy and almost none of them are working for the people. Not a single one isn't guilty of taking bribes from the corpo-rats. What will it take I wonder before the Matrixed Sheeple finally see the light? My guess is when American cities start sprouting mushroom clouds above them and our new death camps open for the general public! After all, you rolled over and went back to sleep after witnessing, treason, sedition, mass murder, war crimes, torture, the destruction of the Constitution and the Bill of Rights, the theft of trillions of dollars, the illegal immoral war, not to mention 911 and the 3000 American dead that they caused to happen. Some say the correct figures on American war dead now tops 9,000 and wounded nearly 30,000 not the 2300 or so dead and 15,000 wounded that they'll cop to; all so our corpo-rat masters can rule the world. How much more America, how much more must happen before you're ready to face the truth?: Before you scream out your window, "I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore! ******************************************** "W's" website is finally open to the public and this means Y'all! You can down load and check out the teaser trailer in four formats. The theatre trailer will be up soon (I'm in that one) as well a second movie poster. Click on media to vid poster #1. W's campy. It's avant-garde and it's just a wee bit SURREAL. It's a salute to 1950's sci-fi, it's as serious as a heart attack and it confirms what we've all wondered about ... is W really from outer space? And wouldn't that explain a lot of things, wouldn't it? Find out for yourself who's behind the evil Party of No! It's coming to a theatre near you this summer and a film festival this spring. http://wthemovie.com 2006 Ernest Stewart is the managing editor of Issues & Alibis magazine. http://www.issuesandalibis.org = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = This message has been shared with you, from ~~Suz~~ * Only 1,068 days remaining until Inaugural Day 1/20/09 "Hi, how ya doing, Big Brother? Nice to see you!" http://www.toptips.com/debtclock.html "Life begins at conception and ends at birth. That's when the poor/disenfranchised/overworked/overloaded and under/un-supported women, without access to health care, have to start raising these unplanned children. These children are primarily conceived by forced sex or rape of the woman; now the woman pays the price." * IMPORTANT!! Click here: http://tinyurl.com/cfsrc * NOTICE: Due to Presidential Executive Orders, the NSA may have read this email without warning, warrant or notice. They may do this without any judicial or legislative oversight. 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