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Excellent man....i loved this!!!...take care.....
Fi Amanillah &
Cheers!
Imran
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From: Ahmed Abdul Ghaffar <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Subject: [FiNpRoS] New stock market terms for 2008
To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Date: Monday, October 13, 2008, 3:58 AM
New stock market terms for 2008
BULL MARKET: A random market movement causing an investor to mistake himself
for a financial genius.
BEAR MARKET: A 6 to 18 month period when the kids get no allowance, the wife no
jewellery.
VALUE INVESTING: The art of buying low and selling lower.
P/E RATIO: The percentage of investors wetting their pants as the market keeps
crashing.
BROKER: What my broker has made me.
STANDARD & POOR: Your life in a nutshell.
STOCK ANALYST: Idiot who just downgraded your stock.
STOCK SPLIT: When your ex-wife and her lawyer split your assets equally between
themselves.
FINANCIAL PLANNER: A guy whose phone has been disconnected.
MARKET CORRECTION: The day after you buy stocks.
CASH FLOW: The movement your money makes as it disappears down the toilet.
YAHOO: What you yell after selling it to some poor sucker for $240 per share.
WINDOWS: What you jump out of when you're the sucker who bought Yahoo @ $240
per share.
INSTITUTIONAL INVESTOR: Past year investor who's now locked up in a lunatic
asylum.
PROFIT: An archaic word no longer in use
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