QUESTION: When does a person decide to become a stockbroker? ANSWER: When he realizes he doesn't have the charisma to succeed as an undertaker.
12 months ago if you had bought 1,000 worth of ABC stock you would now have 35. If you had bought 1,000 worth of beer you would now have 41 worth of empty beer cans. Therefore ... Invest in beer! A retired man visited a doctor to seek medical advice for what he suspects as new and very unusual health problems. "Doc, I feel shortness of breath, dizziness, cold sweats, can't sleep. Do you think I will collapse any time soon?" Doctor: "Yep. You must be from Wall Street. Learning is part of life , so does laughing and take time to enjoy the life especially week end. Yours Mirya Danisworo
