Wakakakaka.... Like this 4-7 tahun.....
-----Original Message----- From: "@AgusBarli" <[email protected]> Sender: [email protected] Date: Sat, 14 May 2011 15:12:30 To: Milis Saham<[email protected]> Reply-To: [email protected] Subject: Re: [saham] Stock Trading Mr. Bean bermain jissaw puzzle Setelah berhasil menyusun suatu jigsaw puzzle dengan bangga ia memperlihatkan pada temannya. Mr. Bean: Saya hanya memerlukan 5 bulan untuk menyusunnya. Teman: Mengapa begitu lama? Mr. Bean: Lama? Lihat ini dikotaknya tertulis “Untuk 4-7 tahun”. _________ __________ _____ Tumor otak Dokter: Dengan menyesal harus saya katakan pada Anda bahwa Anda terkena tumor di otak. Mr. Bean: Horee!!! (melompat kegirangan) Dokter: Anda mengerti maksud saya bukan? Mr. Bean: Tentu saja, apakah Anda kira saya bodoh? Dokter:Mengapa Anda begitu gembira? Mr. Bean: Karena itu membuktikan bahwa saya mempunyai otak. _________ __________ _____ Mr. Bean di sekolah Guru: Berapakah 5 plus 4? Mr. Bean: 9 Guru: Berapakah 4 plus 5? Mr. Bean: He, he, Anda mau menjebak saya, Anda hanya membalik hitungannya, jawabnya 6!! ____________ ___ Mr. Bean di apotik Mr. Bean: Saya ingin membeli vitamin untuk cucu saya. Karyawan: Vitamin apa, A, B atau C? Mr. Bean : Apa saja, cucu saya belum bisa membaca!! ------------------ Mr. Bean sedang di belakang orang yang mengantri di ATM Orang: Apa yang kamu lihat? Mr. Bean: saya tahu nomor PIN Anda, hee, hee… Orang: OK, berapakah nomor PIN saya? Mr. Bean: Empat buah bintang * (*) :D :'( Powered by AT&T™ -----Original Message----- From: Mirya Danisworo <[email protected]> Sender: [email protected] Date: Sat, 14 May 2011 08:06:53 To: [email protected]<[email protected]> Reply-To: [email protected] Subject: [saham] Stock Trading QUESTION: When does a person decide to become a stockbroker? ANSWER: When he realizes he doesn't have the charisma to succeed as an undertaker. 12 months ago if you had bought 1,000 worth of ABC stock you would now have 35. If you had bought 1,000 worth of beer you would now have 41 worth of empty beer cans. Therefore ... Invest in beer! A retired man visited a doctor to seek medical advice for what he suspects as new and very unusual health problems. "Doc, I feel shortness of breath, dizziness, cold sweats, can't sleep. Do you think I will collapse any time soon?" Doctor: "Yep. You must be from Wall Street. Learning is part of life , so does laughing and take time to enjoy the life especially week end. Yours Mirya Danisworo
