Mail from a frustrated victim of spam e-mails ...interesting............

I wanted to thank all my friends and family who have forwarded chain
letters to me in 2003 & 2004. Because of your kindness:

* I stopped drinking Coca Cola after I found out that it's good for
removing toilet stains.

* I stopped going to the movies for fear of sitting on a needle infected
with AIDS.

* I smell like a wet dog since I stopped using deodorants because they
cause cancer.

* I don't leave my car in the parking lot or any other place and sometimes
I even have to walk about 7 blocks for fear that someone will drug me with
a perfume sample and try to rob me.

* I also stopped answering the phone for fear that they may ask me to dial
a stupid number and I get a phone bill from hell with calls to Uganda,
Singapore and Tokyo.

* I also stopped drinking anything out of a can for fear that I will get
sick from the rat feces and urine.

* I also donated all my savings to the Amy Bruce account. A sick girl that
was about to die in the hospital about 7,000 times. (Funny that girl,she's
been 7 since 1993...)
 
* I happily gave my bank account number to some Nigerian guy who wanted to share his wealth with me. Instead he got me to share my wealth with him. 
* I went bankrupt from bounced checks that I made expecting the $15,000
that Microsoft and AOL were supposed to send me when I participated in
their special e-mail program would arrive soon.

* My free Nokia phone never arrived and neither did the free passes for a
paid vacation to Disneyland.

* Tired of calling Divya singh (Siemens employee) who needs help for her
hubby suffering from Lung cellular cancer especially when she was not
married!!

IMPORTANT NOTE:
If you do not send this e-mail to at least 1200 people in the next 10
minutes, a bird will crap on your head as soon as you go outside!

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