People forget the United States of America is a very young country.  I have a 
friend whose puppy got sick every time she took him for a ride in her car.  I 
told her not to worry.  When the puppy is old enough he will outgrow this 
tendency.  He did and he did.  I believe a more mature America will outgrow 
this lunacy.

~rave!

--- In [email protected], "Mr. Worf" <hellomahog...@...> wrote:
>
> I agree completely! Christian Fundamentalists have changed the religion.
> That's why the Pope called them a cult. They thrive in this country because
> America allows them to exist. We allow freedom of religion. So we can have
> Satan worshipers, Christian snake dancers, Rajnesh worshipers, and Christian
> Fundamentalists.
> 
> The problem is that fundamentalists have been not just manipulating religion
> but they have been also influencing education. Want to read some serious
> fiction? Check out a fundamentalist history book. Scary...
> 
> On Sun, Sep 6, 2009 at 10:33 PM, Bosco Bosco <ironpi...@...> wrote:
> 
> >
> >
> > Laugh all you want. There's absolutely nothing in the bible about the
> > rapture. Jesus did not teach about a rapture. None of his disciples taught
> > about a rapture. The Bible never mentions it. Only American fundamentalist
> > protestant Christians really even consider it a reality.Remember that thing
> > about the stupid people ruining it for the rest of us. This is one of the
> > things the stupid people believe. Yes I am belittling a "religious" belief.
> > Yes I'm comfortable with that.
> >
> > I'm not gonna be "LEFT BEHIND," I'm gonna STAY BEHIND because, assuming the
> > infintesimal possibility that there is a rapture coming, I'd rather burn in
> > hell for all eternity than spend it in heaven with the rapture monkeys. I
> > only wish I had thought of the petcare idea.
> >
> > My favorite rapture joke ever? A bumper sticker that reads:
> >
> > "Come The Rapture, Can I have your Car?"
> >
> > Bosco
> >
> >
> >
> > --- On *Sun, 9/6/09, Martin Baxter <truthseeker...@...>* wrote:
> >
> >
> > From: Martin Baxter <truthseeker...@...>
> > Subject: RE: [scifinoir2] Atheists offer to care for Christians' pets after
> > rapture
> > To: "SciFiNoir2" <[email protected]>
> > Date: Sunday, September 6, 2009, 5:53 PM
> >
> >
> >
> > I shouldn't be laughing... really I shouldn't.
> >
> > Martin (won't be taking care of any Christians' pets, because he'll be
> > slow-roasting for this)
> >
> > "If all the world's a stage and all the people merely players, who in
> > bloody hell hired the director?" -- Charles L Grant
> >
> > http://www.youtube. com/watch? 
> > v=fQUxw9aUVik<http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fQUxw9aUVik>
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > ------------------------------
> > To: scifino...@yahoogro ups.com
> >
> > From: ravena...@yahoo. com
> > Date: Sun, 6 Sep 2009 21:55:21 +0000
> > Subject: [scifinoir2] Atheists offer to care for Christians' pets after
> > rapture
> >
> >    http://murairo. notlong.com <http://murairo.notlong.com>
> >
> > Now a group of atheists in the US have come up with a tongue-in-cheek
> > solution, offering to take in the cats and dogs of "saved" believers in
> > return for a small fee.
> > All the atheists signed up by Eternal Earth-Bound Pets are self-confessed
> > sinners and blasphemers, guaranteeing they will be left behind when the
> > chosen are selected
> > The business idea is an irreverent attempt to cash in on the belief â€"
> > widespread among US Christians â€" that the pious will be carried up to 
> > heaven
> > by God in a sudden swoop, leaving unbelievers to endure the seven-year reign
> > of the anti-Christ on Earth.
> > According to some polls, as many as 55 per cent of Americans believe in the
> > notion of the Rapture.
> > "You've committed your life to Jesus. You know you're saved. But when the
> > Rapture comes what's to become of your loving pets who are left behind?" the
> > group's website asks.
> > "Eternal Earth-Bound Pets takes that burden off your mind."
> > For $110, the firm promises lifetime care for almost all domestic pets if
> > their owners are transported to heaven within the next ten years.
> > The offer may sound far-fetched, and even a little provocative, but the
> > group insists it is not joking.
> > It claims to have a network of pet-loving atheists spread across 20 states
> > to ensure speedy, local animal care wherever the Rapture occurs, and has
> > established a PayPal account to take subscriptions.
> > The founders also assure believers that their animals will enjoy an
> > excellent quality of life: "All pets will live in loving homes, not in
> > animal shelters or pet 'mills'."
> > And while the company promises that all its atheist carers are moral people
> > with no criminal records, it stresses that they are not too saintly.
> > "Each of our representatives has stated to us in writing that they are
> > atheists, do not believe in God / Jesus, and that they have blasphemed in
> > accordance with Mark 3:29, negating any chance of salvation," the website
> > states.
> > But potential customers would be advised to read the terms and conditions
> > before forking out their $110; if the subscriber loses their faith or is not
> > Raputered in the next 10 years, they are not entitled to a refund.
> > The venture follows the launch last year of a new internet service designed
> > to allow Christian subscribers to send emails to non-believing friends and
> > relatives after the Rapture.
> >
> >
> >
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> >
> >
> >
> > 
> >
> 
> 
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