Re: [SlimDevices: Audiophiles] Audiophile shark jumping?

2013-04-03 Thread ralphpnj

I know that most of think that I am only joking but there is time to get
in on the ground floor for my new Audiophile Air Purification and
Alignment System.

Sure AudioQuest and others have the high end USB and ethernet cable
market covered but what those audiophiles who use lowly Wi-Fi, shouldn't
there be a way to ensure the best possible Wi-Fi signal? Well there is -
simply use the new Audiophile Air Purification and Alignment System
which works in two unique ways to provide the best possible environment
for one's Wi-Fi signals. First all the air is carefully filtered to
remove all unwanted elements which might degrade the performance of the
Wi-Fi signal. Second this purified air is electronically treated to
properly align the ions to facilitate the transmission of the Wi-Fi
signal with the minimum amount of interference and maximum degree of
electrical signal purity. Listening to music streamed with air treated
by the Audiophile Air Purification and Alignment System will provide a
level of realism and a degree of emotional involvement simply not
possible using untreated air. The system will also vastly improve the
sound of ANY audio system simply by filling the listening space with
treated air.

Anyone interested? I figure the parts needed to assemble the system
can be bought at the local Home Depot store. I'm also figuring on about
a 5,000% mark up with a final selling price of $5,000 to $6,000
depending on how where the system will be located and how far the
purified air must be ducted to reach the listening space.

Seriously I though of selling this kind of system several years ago and
no matter how outrageous I thought the idea was at that time, with each
day that passes I now realize that there are plenty foolish audiophiles
who would buy this pipe dream.



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Re: [SlimDevices: Audiophiles] Audiophile shark jumping?

2013-04-03 Thread Stratmangler

Thanks for sharing - I haven't laughed so much in ages :D



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Re: [SlimDevices: Audiophiles] Audiophile shark jumping?

2013-04-03 Thread Mnyb

Julf wrote: 
 I first thought this was a April Fools joke, but seems these guys are
 for real - well, for whatever real means. Audiophile Ethernet cable.
 Only €4594 / £3875 / $5886 for a 8 m cable.
 
 http://www.audioquest.com/ethernet/diamond
 
 The correct direction is determined by listening to every batch of
 metal conductors used in every AudioQuest audio cable. Arrows are
 clearly marked on the connectors to ensure superior sound quality. For
 best results have the arrow pointing in the direction of the flow of
 music. For example, NAS to Router, Router to Network Player.
 
 OK, so while the google search engine infrastructure, the large hadron
 collider database and the human genome project are all OK using standard
 $3 cables, you need a $6000 cable to listen to spotify?

Yes :) by audiophile logic it s SQRT(6000/3)=44.72 times better , the
root is for the law of diminishing returns...



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[SlimDevices: Audiophiles] Audiophile shark jumping?

2013-04-03 Thread Julf

I first thought this was a April Fools joke, but seems these guys are
for real - well, for whatever real means. Audiophile Ethernet cable.
Only €4594 / £3875 / $5886 for a 8 m cable.

http://www.audioquest.com/ethernet/diamond

The correct direction is determined by listening to every batch of
metal conductors used in every AudioQuest audio cable. Arrows are
clearly marked on the connectors to ensure superior sound quality. For
best results have the arrow pointing in the direction of the flow of
music. For example, NAS to Router, Router to Network Player.

OK, so while the google search engine infrastructure, the large hadron
collider database and the human genome project are all OK using standard
$3 cables, you need a $6000 cable to listen to spotify?



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