RE: A little bit of free humour WAS: [backstage] Embracing the torrent of online video

2008-03-26 Thread Christopher Woods

 Ian Forrester wrote:
  I can confirm, we do utter the word bit torrent now and then :)
 
 However *only* in the following sentence structure using the 
 subsequent
 vocabulary:

snip

Haha, you said what I was about to say in a much more convoluted (yet
amusing) way ;) Got a chuckle out of me in the office! Thanks for
alleviating the boredom ;)


I can't wait for the day the BBC embrace proper peer-to-peer for streaming
TV (and the ISPs sort themselves out with a little more of that proposed
intelligent routing). A TVAnts-esque (BBC branded) app would be bloody
marvellous.

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Re: A little bit of free humour WAS: [backstage] Embracing the torrent of online video

2008-03-26 Thread Brian Butterworth
On 26/03/2008, Christopher Woods [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:


  Ian Forrester wrote:
   I can confirm, we do utter the word bit torrent now and then :)
 
  However *only* in the following sentence structure using the
  subsequent
  vocabulary:

 snip

 Haha, you said what I was about to say in a much more convoluted (yet
 amusing) way ;) Got a chuckle out of me in the office! Thanks for
 alleviating the boredom ;)


I was thinking the same myself.  Still, it better than being chlopformed by
a BBC spook for mis-speaking (Hillary Clinton style) the BitTorrent word.

If they just called it John Birt Orrent, the BBC would be keener (or less
keen perhaps).

Strange that people think that a file transfer protocol can be any of $word1
or $word2.


I can't wait for the day the BBC embrace proper peer-to-peer for streaming
 TV (and the ISPs sort themselves out with a little more of that proposed
 intelligent routing). A TVAnts-esque (BBC branded) app would be bloody
 marvellous.


As the BBC News 24/BBC World feeds on http://www.livestation.com/ show.


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RE: A little bit of free humour WAS: [backstage] Embracing the torrent of online video

2008-03-26 Thread Christopher Woods
   As the BBC News 24/BBC World feeds on  http://www.livestation.com/
http://www.livestation.com/ show.   
 
Indeed, and with just a ten second offset from realtime last time I checked
AND in higher quality... Can't argue with that! I only use Livestation to
stream N24 now. :)


Re: A little bit of free humour WAS: [backstage] Embracing the torrent of online video

2008-03-26 Thread Brian Butterworth
Quick PHP version...

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On 25/03/2008, Tim Dobson [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:

 humour
 Ian Forrester wrote:
  I can confirm, we do utter the word bit torrent now and then :)

 However *only* in the following sentence structure using the subsequent
 vocabulary:

 $word1..Bittorrent..$word2
 (if my C++ still works - unlikely)

 In other words:

 The value of $word1 always precedes Bittorrent
 The value of $word2 always succeeds Bittorrent

 #
  Possible values for $word1 include: 
 #

 Fg
 Scabby
 Stingy
 Miserish
 Broke
 Disrespectful
 Dishonest
 Untrustworthy
 Underground
 Law Breaking
 Copyright Infringing
 Stealing
 Thieving
 Criminally Inclined
 Money Laundering
 Identity Stealing
 Virus Writing

 #
  Possible values for $word2 include: 
 #

 Wastrels
 Cheap Skate
 Freeloaders
 Freetards
 Leechers
 Knock Off Nigels
 Piracy-Protection Circumventors
 File Sharing Clique
 Robbers
 Thieves
 Credit Card Fraudsters
 Criminals
 Communists
 Hackers
 Pirates
 Cyber Terrorists


 #
 ### Values including any of the following ###
 #

 Linux
 GNU
 Distro
 Free Software
 Open Source
 Free Culture
 Creative Commons
 Defective By Design
 Non-Realmedia
 Non-Microsoft
 Non-Adobe
 Non-Flash
 Gnash
 DRM-Free
 Open Standards

 #
 ## Will cause Ashley Highfield to Segfault ##
 #

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A little bit of free humour WAS: [backstage] Embracing the torrent of online video

2008-03-25 Thread Tim Dobson

humour
Ian Forrester wrote:

I can confirm, we do utter the word bit torrent now and then :)


However *only* in the following sentence structure using the subsequent 
vocabulary:


$word1..Bittorrent..$word2
(if my C++ still works - unlikely)

In other words:

The value of $word1 always precedes Bittorrent
The value of $word2 always succeeds Bittorrent

#
 Possible values for $word1 include: 
#

Fg
Scabby
Stingy
Miserish
Broke
Disrespectful
Dishonest
Untrustworthy
Underground
Law Breaking
Copyright Infringing
Stealing
Thieving
Criminally Inclined
Money Laundering
Identity Stealing
Virus Writing

#
 Possible values for $word2 include: 
#

Wastrels
Cheap Skate
Freeloaders
Freetards
Leechers
Knock Off Nigels
Piracy-Protection Circumventors
File Sharing Clique
Robbers
Thieves
Credit Card Fraudsters
Criminals
Communists
Hackers
Pirates
Cyber Terrorists


#
### Values including any of the following ###
#

Linux
GNU
Distro
Free Software
Open Source
Free Culture
Creative Commons
Defective By Design
Non-Realmedia
Non-Microsoft
Non-Adobe
Non-Flash
Gnash
DRM-Free
Open Standards

#
## Will cause Ashley Highfield to Segfault ##
#

/humour
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