Re: [KCFusion] Impossible Candidate

2002-10-03 Thread Daryl Banttari

Darn... I was doing fine until I hit the team player requirement.  Oh
well...

;-)

--Daryl

- Original Message -
From: Misty Woodward [EMAIL PROTECTED]
To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Sent: Thursday, October 03, 2002 1:21 PM
Subject: [KCFusion] Impossible Candidate


 I know last week we had the discussion about how employers were wanting
candidates with CF experience plus maybe some C or VB. Even the skills
required in that post I was quite surprised. UNTIL

 (Landed in my inbox today)
 The candidate should have all these skills:

 1. Computer Science undergraduate degree is big plus
 2. Minimum of 5 years of web development experience
 3. ColdFusion
 4. Java
 a. Classes, Servlets
 b. JMS
 c. JBOSS, WebLogic, TogetherJ
 d. Javascripting
 5. Oracle 8i and/or 9i
 a. DBA
 b. PL/SQL
 6. XML/DTD - Using, parsing, developing in CF and Java
 7. BizTalk with IWay or any similar tools / ETL tools knowledge is a
 plus
 8. Extremely good understanding of development cycles and needs in each
 cycle
 a. Development, Test, Q/A, Product
 b. Unit testing
 c. Scripted deployment / deployment scripting (nightly builds, etc.)
 d. Bug tracking
 e. Documentation
 9. Visual Basic
 10. Very comfortable with CF Studio, MS Visial Studio 6.x (esp. VB),
 CVS,MS VSS, Rapid SQL, Adobe Web Development tools, Macromedia Web
 Development
 tools
 11. Windows 2000 O/S knowledge
 12. Unix/Linux O/S knowledge is a plus
 13. Very good in tranlating business requirements into programming
 14. Extremely good team player
 15. EDI knowledge is a plus
 16. ASP and VB scripting is a plus
 17. DHTML knowledge
 18. Very comfortable in O/S, application, etc. software installation
 19. Very comfortable in TCP/IP Networking, esp. VPN

 How much you wanna bet they only wanna pay about $50k for this super-geek
lol

 Misty


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RE: [KCFusion] Impossible Candidate

2002-10-03 Thread Keith Purtell

In addition to the wildly unrealistic nature of their wish list, there's another 
problem. No human
being in existence could pack all those activities into a normal work day. Someone in 
their HR
department is smoking banana peelings.

Keith Purtell, Web/Network Administrator
VantageMed Operations (Kansas City)
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-Original Message-
From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]On
Behalf Of Misty Woodward
Sent: Thursday, October 03, 2002 1:21 PM
To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Subject: [KCFusion] Impossible Candidate


I know last week we had the discussion about how employers were wanting candidates 
with CF
experience plus maybe some C or VB. Even the skills required in that post I was quite 
surprised.
UNTIL

(Landed in my inbox today)
The candidate should have all these skills:

1. Computer Science undergraduate degree is big plus
2. Minimum of 5 years of web development experience
3. ColdFusion
4. Java
a. Classes, Servlets
b. JMS
c. JBOSS, WebLogic, TogetherJ
d. Javascripting
5. Oracle 8i and/or 9i
a. DBA
b. PL/SQL
6. XML/DTD - Using, parsing, developing in CF and Java
7. BizTalk with IWay or any similar tools / ETL tools knowledge is a
plus
8. Extremely good understanding of development cycles and needs in each
cycle
a. Development, Test, Q/A, Product
b. Unit testing
c. Scripted deployment / deployment scripting (nightly builds, etc.)
d. Bug tracking
e. Documentation
9. Visual Basic
10. Very comfortable with CF Studio, MS Visial Studio 6.x (esp. VB),
CVS,MS VSS, Rapid SQL, Adobe Web Development tools, Macromedia Web
Development
tools
11. Windows 2000 O/S knowledge
12. Unix/Linux O/S knowledge is a plus
13. Very good in tranlating business requirements into programming
14. Extremely good team player
15. EDI knowledge is a plus
16. ASP and VB scripting is a plus
17. DHTML knowledge
18. Very comfortable in O/S, application, etc. software installation
19. Very comfortable in TCP/IP Networking, esp. VPN

How much you wanna bet they only wanna pay about $50k for this super-geek  lol

Misty




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RE: [KCFusion] Impossible Candidate

2002-10-03 Thread Misty Woodward

Thats what went through my head. What they seem to be needing is a CF programmer, a 
java programmer, a DBA, QA Specialist and a technical writer. Lets see, CF-80k, 
Java-80k, DBA-80k, QA-60k, Writer-50k. Hot damn I could be making $350k if I was that 
smart.  LOL



-- Original Message --
From: Keith Purtell [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Reply-To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Date:  Thu, 3 Oct 2002 13:28:46 -0500

In addition to the wildly unrealistic nature of their wish list, there's another 
problem. No human
being in existence could pack all those activities into a normal work day. Someone in 
their HR
department is smoking banana peelings.

Keith Purtell, Web/Network Administrator
VantageMed Operations (Kansas City)
Email:  [EMAIL PROTECTED]


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-Original Message-
From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]On
Behalf Of Misty Woodward
Sent: Thursday, October 03, 2002 1:21 PM
To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Subject: [KCFusion] Impossible Candidate


I know last week we had the discussion about how employers were wanting candidates 
with CF
experience plus maybe some C or VB. Even the skills required in that post I was quite 
surprised.
UNTIL

(Landed in my inbox today)
The candidate should have all these skills:

1. Computer Science undergraduate degree is big plus
2. Minimum of 5 years of web development experience
3. ColdFusion
4. Java
a. Classes, Servlets
b. JMS
c. JBOSS, WebLogic, TogetherJ
d. Javascripting
5. Oracle 8i and/or 9i
a. DBA
b. PL/SQL
6. XML/DTD - Using, parsing, developing in CF and Java
7. BizTalk with IWay or any similar tools / ETL tools knowledge is a
plus
8. Extremely good understanding of development cycles and needs in each
cycle
a. Development, Test, Q/A, Product
b. Unit testing
c. Scripted deployment / deployment scripting (nightly builds, etc.)
d. Bug tracking
e. Documentation
9. Visual Basic
10. Very comfortable with CF Studio, MS Visial Studio 6.x (esp. VB),
CVS,MS VSS, Rapid SQL, Adobe Web Development tools, Macromedia Web
Development
tools
11. Windows 2000 O/S knowledge
12. Unix/Linux O/S knowledge is a plus
13. Very good in tranlating business requirements into programming
14. Extremely good team player
15. EDI knowledge is a plus
16. ASP and VB scripting is a plus
17. DHTML knowledge
18. Very comfortable in O/S, application, etc. software installation
19. Very comfortable in TCP/IP Networking, esp. VPN

How much you wanna bet they only wanna pay about $50k for this super-geek  lol

Misty




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RE: [KCFusion] Impossible Candidate

2002-10-03 Thread Matt Jones

They could have the candidates interview themselves to determine if they
are qualified and skilled in those areas.  Then the HR department merely
has to take those candidates that deem themselves qualified and skilled,
and determine who is the most honest out of the group, and hire that
person.  

-Original Message-
From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] 
Sent: Thursday, October 03, 2002 1:36 PM
To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Subject: RE: [KCFusion] Impossible Candidate

Who would be qualified to interview this candidate and determine that
they
are truly skilled in all of those areas?  

-Original Message-
From: Keith Purtell [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
Sent: Thursday, October 03, 2002 1:29 PM
To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Subject: RE: [KCFusion] Impossible Candidate


In addition to the wildly unrealistic nature of their wish list, there's
another problem. No human
being in existence could pack all those activities into a normal work
day.
Someone in their HR
department is smoking banana peelings.

Keith Purtell, Web/Network Administrator
VantageMed Operations (Kansas City)
Email:  [EMAIL PROTECTED]


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-Original Message-
From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]On
Behalf Of Misty Woodward
Sent: Thursday, October 03, 2002 1:21 PM
To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Subject: [KCFusion] Impossible Candidate


I know last week we had the discussion about how employers were wanting
candidates with CF
experience plus maybe some C or VB. Even the skills required in that
post I
was quite surprised.
UNTIL

(Landed in my inbox today)
The candidate should have all these skills:

1. Computer Science undergraduate degree is big plus
2. Minimum of 5 years of web development experience
3. ColdFusion
4. Java
a. Classes, Servlets
b. JMS
c. JBOSS, WebLogic, TogetherJ
d. Javascripting
5. Oracle 8i and/or 9i
a. DBA
b. PL/SQL
6. XML/DTD - Using, parsing, developing in CF and Java
7. BizTalk with IWay or any similar tools / ETL tools knowledge is a
plus
8. Extremely good understanding of development cycles and needs in each
cycle
a. Development, Test, Q/A, Product
b. Unit testing
c. Scripted deployment / deployment scripting (nightly builds, etc.)
d. Bug tracking
e. Documentation
9. Visual Basic
10. Very comfortable with CF Studio, MS Visial Studio 6.x (esp. VB),
CVS,MS VSS, Rapid SQL, Adobe Web Development tools, Macromedia Web
Development
tools
11. Windows 2000 O/S knowledge
12. Unix/Linux O/S knowledge is a plus
13. Very good in tranlating business requirements into programming
14. Extremely good team player
15. EDI knowledge is a plus
16. ASP and VB scripting is a plus
17. DHTML knowledge
18. Very comfortable in O/S, application, etc. software installation
19. Very comfortable in TCP/IP Networking, esp. VPN

How much you wanna bet they only wanna pay about $50k for this
super-geek
lol

Misty




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RE: [KCFusion] Impossible Candidate

2002-10-03 Thread Misty Woodward

HAHA

That is exactly what I was thinking!

-- Original Message --
From: Matt Jones [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Reply-To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Date:  Thu, 3 Oct 2002 13:41:01 -0500

They could have the candidates interview themselves to determine if they
are qualified and skilled in those areas.  Then the HR department merely
has to take those candidates that deem themselves qualified and skilled,
and determine who is the most honest out of the group, and hire that
person.  

-Original Message-
From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] 
Sent: Thursday, October 03, 2002 1:36 PM
To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Subject: RE: [KCFusion] Impossible Candidate

Who would be qualified to interview this candidate and determine that
they
are truly skilled in all of those areas?  

-Original Message-
From: Keith Purtell [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
Sent: Thursday, October 03, 2002 1:29 PM
To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Subject: RE: [KCFusion] Impossible Candidate


In addition to the wildly unrealistic nature of their wish list, there's
another problem. No human
being in existence could pack all those activities into a normal work
day.
Someone in their HR
department is smoking banana peelings.

Keith Purtell, Web/Network Administrator
VantageMed Operations (Kansas City)
Email:  [EMAIL PROTECTED]


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-Original Message-
From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]On
Behalf Of Misty Woodward
Sent: Thursday, October 03, 2002 1:21 PM
To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Subject: [KCFusion] Impossible Candidate


I know last week we had the discussion about how employers were wanting
candidates with CF
experience plus maybe some C or VB. Even the skills required in that
post I
was quite surprised.
UNTIL

(Landed in my inbox today)
The candidate should have all these skills:

1. Computer Science undergraduate degree is big plus
2. Minimum of 5 years of web development experience
3. ColdFusion
4. Java
a. Classes, Servlets
b. JMS
c. JBOSS, WebLogic, TogetherJ
d. Javascripting
5. Oracle 8i and/or 9i
a. DBA
b. PL/SQL
6. XML/DTD - Using, parsing, developing in CF and Java
7. BizTalk with IWay or any similar tools / ETL tools knowledge is a
plus
8. Extremely good understanding of development cycles and needs in each
cycle
a. Development, Test, Q/A, Product
b. Unit testing
c. Scripted deployment / deployment scripting (nightly builds, etc.)
d. Bug tracking
e. Documentation
9. Visual Basic
10. Very comfortable with CF Studio, MS Visial Studio 6.x (esp. VB),
CVS,MS VSS, Rapid SQL, Adobe Web Development tools, Macromedia Web
Development
tools
11. Windows 2000 O/S knowledge
12. Unix/Linux O/S knowledge is a plus
13. Very good in tranlating business requirements into programming
14. Extremely good team player
15. EDI knowledge is a plus
16. ASP and VB scripting is a plus
17. DHTML knowledge
18. Very comfortable in O/S, application, etc. software installation
19. Very comfortable in TCP/IP Networking, esp. VPN

How much you wanna bet they only wanna pay about $50k for this
super-geek
lol

Misty




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Re: [KCFusion] Impossible Candidate

2002-10-03 Thread Daryl Banttari

I'd look for more honesty in those that weeded themselves out ;-)

--Daryl

- Original Message - 
From: Matt Jones [EMAIL PROTECTED]
To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Sent: Thursday, October 03, 2002 1:41 PM
Subject: RE: [KCFusion] Impossible Candidate


They could have the candidates interview themselves to determine if they
are qualified and skilled in those areas.  Then the HR department merely
has to take those candidates that deem themselves qualified and skilled,
and determine who is the most honest out of the group, and hire that
person.  

-Original Message-
From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] 
Sent: Thursday, October 03, 2002 1:36 PM
To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Subject: RE: [KCFusion] Impossible Candidate

Who would be qualified to interview this candidate and determine that
they
are truly skilled in all of those areas?  

-Original Message-
From: Keith Purtell [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
Sent: Thursday, October 03, 2002 1:29 PM
To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Subject: RE: [KCFusion] Impossible Candidate


In addition to the wildly unrealistic nature of their wish list, there's
another problem. No human
being in existence could pack all those activities into a normal work
day.
Someone in their HR
department is smoking banana peelings.

Keith Purtell, Web/Network Administrator
VantageMed Operations (Kansas City)
Email:  [EMAIL PROTECTED]


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-Original Message-
From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]On
Behalf Of Misty Woodward
Sent: Thursday, October 03, 2002 1:21 PM
To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Subject: [KCFusion] Impossible Candidate


I know last week we had the discussion about how employers were wanting
candidates with CF
experience plus maybe some C or VB. Even the skills required in that
post I
was quite surprised.
UNTIL

(Landed in my inbox today)
The candidate should have all these skills:

1. Computer Science undergraduate degree is big plus
2. Minimum of 5 years of web development experience
3. ColdFusion
4. Java
a. Classes, Servlets
b. JMS
c. JBOSS, WebLogic, TogetherJ
d. Javascripting
5. Oracle 8i and/or 9i
a. DBA
b. PL/SQL
6. XML/DTD - Using, parsing, developing in CF and Java
7. BizTalk with IWay or any similar tools / ETL tools knowledge is a
plus
8. Extremely good understanding of development cycles and needs in each
cycle
a. Development, Test, Q/A, Product
b. Unit testing
c. Scripted deployment / deployment scripting (nightly builds, etc.)
d. Bug tracking
e. Documentation
9. Visual Basic
10. Very comfortable with CF Studio, MS Visial Studio 6.x (esp. VB),
CVS,MS VSS, Rapid SQL, Adobe Web Development tools, Macromedia Web
Development
tools
11. Windows 2000 O/S knowledge
12. Unix/Linux O/S knowledge is a plus
13. Very good in tranlating business requirements into programming
14. Extremely good team player
15. EDI knowledge is a plus
16. ASP and VB scripting is a plus
17. DHTML knowledge
18. Very comfortable in O/S, application, etc. software installation
19. Very comfortable in TCP/IP Networking, esp. VPN

How much you wanna bet they only wanna pay about $50k for this
super-geek
lol

Misty




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RE: [KCFusion] Impossible Candidate

2002-10-03 Thread Misty Woodward

In all seriousness, for those of you who might have done something similar to this 
(hiring I mean) are we talking unrealistic expectations from employers or are we 
talking recruiters who don't know the different between java and javascript and 
between VB and VBScript and CF from ASP, etc. is it just an educational thing? If 
anyone actually did research on these positions to get them filled surely they must 
know it is almost unattainable. Either unatainable or when they find someone they 
won't pay em the gold they are worth.

-- Original Message --
From: Matt Jones [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Reply-To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Date:  Thu, 3 Oct 2002 13:41:01 -0500

They could have the candidates interview themselves to determine if they
are qualified and skilled in those areas.  Then the HR department merely
has to take those candidates that deem themselves qualified and skilled,
and determine who is the most honest out of the group, and hire that
person.  

-Original Message-
From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] 
Sent: Thursday, October 03, 2002 1:36 PM
To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Subject: RE: [KCFusion] Impossible Candidate

Who would be qualified to interview this candidate and determine that
they
are truly skilled in all of those areas?  

-Original Message-
From: Keith Purtell [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
Sent: Thursday, October 03, 2002 1:29 PM
To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Subject: RE: [KCFusion] Impossible Candidate


In addition to the wildly unrealistic nature of their wish list, there's
another problem. No human
being in existence could pack all those activities into a normal work
day.
Someone in their HR
department is smoking banana peelings.

Keith Purtell, Web/Network Administrator
VantageMed Operations (Kansas City)
Email:  [EMAIL PROTECTED]


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Sent: Thursday, October 03, 2002 1:21 PM
To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Subject: [KCFusion] Impossible Candidate


I know last week we had the discussion about how employers were wanting
candidates with CF
experience plus maybe some C or VB. Even the skills required in that
post I
was quite surprised.
UNTIL

(Landed in my inbox today)
The candidate should have all these skills:

1. Computer Science undergraduate degree is big plus
2. Minimum of 5 years of web development experience
3. ColdFusion
4. Java
a. Classes, Servlets
b. JMS
c. JBOSS, WebLogic, TogetherJ
d. Javascripting
5. Oracle 8i and/or 9i
a. DBA
b. PL/SQL
6. XML/DTD - Using, parsing, developing in CF and Java
7. BizTalk with IWay or any similar tools / ETL tools knowledge is a
plus
8. Extremely good understanding of development cycles and needs in each
cycle
a. Development, Test, Q/A, Product
b. Unit testing
c. Scripted deployment / deployment scripting (nightly builds, etc.)
d. Bug tracking
e. Documentation
9. Visual Basic
10. Very comfortable with CF Studio, MS Visial Studio 6.x (esp. VB),
CVS,MS VSS, Rapid SQL, Adobe Web Development tools, Macromedia Web
Development
tools
11. Windows 2000 O/S knowledge
12. Unix/Linux O/S knowledge is a plus
13. Very good in tranlating business requirements into programming
14. Extremely good team player
15. EDI knowledge is a plus
16. ASP and VB scripting is a plus
17. DHTML knowledge
18. Very comfortable in O/S, application, etc. software installation
19. Very comfortable in TCP/IP Networking, esp. VPN

How much you wanna bet they only wanna pay about $50k for this
super-geek
lol

Misty




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