Re: Stus-List Flag Etiquette - Past Commodore's Flag -> cows in spring

2015-05-19 Thread Aaron Rouhi via CnC-List 
Thank you! Made my day...

Aaron R.
79 30-1

> On May 19, 2015, at 3:25 PM, Andrew Frame via CnC-List 
>  wrote:
> 
> 
> I'm happy I'm not in any club, or can sail to "foreign" ports. I'd probably 
> start an incident among the white-whine set by flying the wrong color or logo 
> or something.
> 
> 
> 
> "What's that?"
> 
> "A bandanna. Drying."
> 
> "It's blue with white scrollwork."
> 
> "And?"
> 
> "That's very close to the same design from the 1924 Battle of Uptight 
> Underpants. The Commodore was there."
> 
> "And?"
> 
> "You cant dock if you have that on board. Might upset the Commodore's 
> terrier. She's delicate."
> 
> "The womenfolk really need to go."
> 
> "Sorry."
> 
> "You're serious."
> 
> "Quite. The Commodore is very particular about an 18-inch blue square with 
> white scrollwork hanging vertically from the backstay."
> 
> "How about the forestay?"
> 
> "War of Wee Winkie, 1928. Terrible loss for the Club."
> 
> "Shroud?"
> 
> "Trout Conflict of '45."
> 
> "Lifeline?"
> 
> "Heavens, Captain! How tacky are you, really!? Off the /lifelne/? You have a 
> /sailboat/ man! It's not like you have one of those obscene diesel monsters 
> that positively *ruin* our pristine waters."
> 
> "The Chardonnay Aggression in '62?
> 
> "Sixty-three, actually."
> 
> "You're not going to let my wife and kid pee because I'm drying a bandanna 
> that brings up repressed memories of races you've had your collective butts 
> kicked in?
> 
> "I wouldn't use such gauche terms, but, yes."
> 
> "Honey, the man says you can't use the facilities."
> 
> (from below) "We'll see about that."
> 
> 
> 
> And my daughter thinks my interest in propane potato howitzers are just for 
> her science class.
> 
> 
> 
> We were at Bass Pro last weekend and my bride picks up a yellow quarantine 
> flag. She said, "Let's get this! People will definitely leave us alone."
> 
> She's not a "people person".
> 
> True story.
> 
> 
> 
> 
> 
> 
> 
> On 05/19/2015 02:40 PM, Russ & Melody via CnC-List wrote:
> > Hi Stelios,
> >
> > How about our quest for etiquette, "milking a dead cow"?
> >
> > The other thought was, "it's gone udder up" but I'm pretty sure I just
> > made up that one.
> >
> >  Cheers, Russ
> >  Sweet 35 mk-1
> >
> >
> > At 05:34 PM 18/05/2015, Stelios wrote:
> >> Here are the proper ones
> >>
> >> http://www.commodoreinsignia.com/flags_signals.asp
> >>
> >>
> >> Toes up or down? Interesting.
> >> Reminds me of a  phrase used when a cow dies. Hmmm I just can't recall
> >> it!
> >
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Re: Stus-List Flag Etiquette - Past Commodore's Flag -> cows in spring

2015-05-19 Thread David via CnC-List 
Now that was funny...albeit partially and unfortunately and somewhat true.   
But nice work.

David F. Risch
1981 40-2
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> Date: Tue, 19 May 2015 15:29:54 -0400
> To: cnc-list@cnc-list.com
> Subject: Re: Stus-List Flag Etiquette - Past Commodore's Flag -> cows in  
> spring
> From: cnc-list@cnc-list.com
> CC: flasp...@dynamagic.com
> 
> 
> I'm happy I'm not in any club, or can sail to "foreign" ports. I'd 
> probably start an incident among the white-whine set by flying the wrong 
> color or logo or something.
> 
> 
> 
> "What's that?"
> 
> "A bandanna. Drying."
> 
> "It's blue with white scrollwork."
> 
> "And?"
> 
> "That's very close to the same design from the 1924 Battle of Uptight 
> Underpants. The Commodore was there."
> 
> "And?"
> 
> "You cant dock if you have that on board. Might upset the Commodore's 
> terrier. She's delicate."
> 
> "The womenfolk really need to go."
> 
> "Sorry."
> 
> "You're serious."
> 
> "Quite. The Commodore is very particular about an 18-inch blue square 
> with white scrollwork hanging vertically from the backstay."
> 
> "How about the forestay?"
> 
> "War of Wee Winkie, 1928. Terrible loss for the Club."
> 
> "Shroud?"
> 
> "Trout Conflict of '45."
> 
> "Lifeline?"
> 
> "Heavens, Captain! How tacky are you, really!? Off the /lifelne/? You 
> have a /sailboat/ man! It's not like you have one of those obscene 
> diesel monsters that positively *ruin* our pristine waters."
> 
> "The Chardonnay Aggression in '62?
> 
> "Sixty-three, actually."
> 
> "You're not going to let my wife and kid pee because I'm drying a 
> bandanna that brings up repressed memories of races you've had your 
> collective butts kicked in?
> 
> "I wouldn't use such gauche terms, but, yes."
> 
> "Honey, the man says you can't use the facilities."
> 
> (from below) "We'll see about that."
> 
> 
> 
> And my daughter thinks my interest in propane potato howitzers are just 
> for her science class.
> 
> 
> 
> We were at Bass Pro last weekend and my bride picks up a yellow 
> quarantine flag. She said, "Let's get this! People will definitely leave 
> us alone."
> 
> She's not a "people person".
> 
> True story.
> 
> 
> 
> 
> 
> 
> 
> On 05/19/2015 02:40 PM, Russ & Melody via CnC-List wrote:
>  > Hi Stelios,
>  >
>  > How about our quest for etiquette, "milking a dead cow"?
>  >
>  > The other thought was, "it's gone udder up" but I'm pretty sure I just
>  > made up that one.
>  >
>  >  Cheers, Russ
>  >  Sweet 35 mk-1
>  >
>  >
>  > At 05:34 PM 18/05/2015, Stelios wrote:
>  >> Here are the proper ones
>  >>
>  >> 
> <http://www.commodoreinsignia.com/flags_signals.asp>http://www.commodoreinsignia.com/flags_signals.asp
>  >>
>  >>
>  >> Toes up or down? Interesting.
>  >> Reminds me of a  phrase used when a cow dies. Hmmm I just can't recall
>  >> it!
>  >
>  >
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Re: Stus-List Flag Etiquette - Past Commodore's Flag -> cows in spring

2015-05-19 Thread Andrew Frame via CnC-List 


I'm happy I'm not in any club, or can sail to "foreign" ports. I'd 
probably start an incident among the white-whine set by flying the wrong 
color or logo or something.




"What's that?"

"A bandanna. Drying."

"It's blue with white scrollwork."

"And?"

"That's very close to the same design from the 1924 Battle of Uptight 
Underpants. The Commodore was there."


"And?"

"You cant dock if you have that on board. Might upset the Commodore's 
terrier. She's delicate."


"The womenfolk really need to go."

"Sorry."

"You're serious."

"Quite. The Commodore is very particular about an 18-inch blue square 
with white scrollwork hanging vertically from the backstay."


"How about the forestay?"

"War of Wee Winkie, 1928. Terrible loss for the Club."

"Shroud?"

"Trout Conflict of '45."

"Lifeline?"

"Heavens, Captain! How tacky are you, really!? Off the /lifelne/? You 
have a /sailboat/ man! It's not like you have one of those obscene 
diesel monsters that positively *ruin* our pristine waters."


"The Chardonnay Aggression in '62?

"Sixty-three, actually."

"You're not going to let my wife and kid pee because I'm drying a 
bandanna that brings up repressed memories of races you've had your 
collective butts kicked in?


"I wouldn't use such gauche terms, but, yes."

"Honey, the man says you can't use the facilities."

(from below) "We'll see about that."



And my daughter thinks my interest in propane potato howitzers are just 
for her science class.




We were at Bass Pro last weekend and my bride picks up a yellow 
quarantine flag. She said, "Let's get this! People will definitely leave 
us alone."


She's not a "people person".

True story.







On 05/19/2015 02:40 PM, Russ & Melody via CnC-List wrote:
> Hi Stelios,
>
> How about our quest for etiquette, "milking a dead cow"?
>
> The other thought was, "it's gone udder up" but I'm pretty sure I just
> made up that one.
>
>  Cheers, Russ
>  Sweet 35 mk-1
>
>
> At 05:34 PM 18/05/2015, Stelios wrote:
>> Here are the proper ones
>>
>> 
http://www.commodoreinsignia.com/flags_signals.asp

>>
>>
>> Toes up or down? Interesting.
>> Reminds me of a  phrase used when a cow dies. Hmmm I just can't recall
>> it!
>
>
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Re: Stus-List Flag Etiquette - Past Commodore's Flag -> cows in spring

2015-05-19 Thread Stelios via CnC-List 
In Greece we say 'pushing a dead donkey' 

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> On May 19, 2015, at 14:40, Russ & Melody via CnC-List  
> wrote:
> 
> Hi Stelios, 
> 
> How about our quest for etiquette, "milking a dead cow"?
> 
> The other thought was, "it's gone udder up" but I'm pretty sure I just made 
> up that one.
> 
> Cheers, Russ
> Sweet 35 mk-1
> 
> 
> At 05:34 PM 18/05/2015, Stelios wrote:
>> Here are the proper ones 
>> 
>> http://www.commodoreinsignia.com/flags_signals.asp
>> 
>> Toes up or down? Interesting. 
>> Reminds me of a  phrase used when a cow dies. Hmmm I just can't recall it!
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Re: Stus-List Flag Etiquette - Past Commodore's Flag -> cows in spring

2015-05-19 Thread Russ & Melody via CnC-List 

Hi Stelios,

How about our quest for etiquette, "milking a dead cow"?

The other thought was, "it's gone udder up" but I'm pretty sure I 
just made up that one.


Cheers, Russ
Sweet 35 mk-1


At 05:34 PM 18/05/2015, Stelios wrote:

Here are the proper ones

http://www.commodoreinsignia.com/flags_signals.asp

Toes up or down? Interesting.
Reminds me of a  phrase used when a cow dies. Hmmm I just can't recall it!
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