Re: could you tell me how to make a b**b from domestic appliances

[trogers]

d00d,

take two quarts of gasoline in mason jars, two quarts of nitrocellulose gun
powder in mason jars, and one quart of black powder in a mason jar. Place all
these containers in a microwave oven, close the door, and peek in the glass as
you press the on button/ timer. Volia... your wish is granted you have boob
boom.


the above is intended for entertainment purposes only..WE ARE
PROFESIONALS...KIDS DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME

RE: could you tell me how to make a b**b from domestic appliances

[Oellermann, A. (Adam)]

Title: RE: could you tell me how to make a b**b from domestic appliances





1) Get an old microwave oven or refrigerator
2) Open the door
3) Unfasten, disassemble and remove the lamp housing.
4) Remove the light bulb - usually either bayonet or screw-type fitting.


You now have your very own light b**b, made exclusively from domestic appliances. Don't know why you wanted to put asterisks in 'bulb', though.

Cheers
Adam


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Re: could you tell me how to make a b**b from domestic appliances

[Frog]

A "b**b"?

Do you mean a boob?  You could try filling a Ziploc bag with warm water or
peanut oil, I suppose.

A blob?  Well -- nearly anything you can fit into a blender and puree
would probably work.  You'd have more luck in a zero-gravity environment.

A bulb?  They're difficult to manufacture from domestic appliances.  Why
not buy one at the store?  Or the nursery?  I like tulips.

A blab?  I'm not sure how to make such a thing, even with imported
appliances.

A barb?  Just wrench open your standard toaster and pull out the wire
rack.  Grab a pliers and a file and you should be able to make all kinds
of barbs.  'Better ask mommy's permission first.

procmail is a wonderful thing.  bye bye.

Re: could you tell me how to make a b**b from domestic appliances

[R. A. Hettinga]

First, you need a vaccuum cleaner with the hose on the exhaust instead of
the intake. Then you take two large, teadrop baloons, and, um, blow them up.

What?

Oh. I thought you said "boob".

Never mind.

Cheers,
B*b Hettinga
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