Re: CAPSII protest... or, speakers must not be actors
and continue to provoke conspiracy to fuck with interstate trade/travel Yeah...was a little drunk when I wrote that. That should clear up right after I convert to Islam! -TD _ Add photos to your messages with MSN 8. Get 2 months FREE*. http://join.msn.com/?page=features/featuredemail
Re: CAPSII protest... or, speakers must not be actors
At 09:56 PM 3/4/03 -0500, Tyler Durden wrote: OOOH! One wonders if a bad enough air sickness on a crowded flight could turn a plane back...(And if I say airline sickness I don't need the quotes.) Hummif it happened a dozen times within the span of a month do you think they'd notice a pattern? -(the REAL) Tyler Durden Would you please sign this cryptographically, include the MAC on your network card, state whether you possess any weapons or small children in your place of residence, and continue to provoke conspiracy to fuck with interstate trade/travel ? Also what is the weather like where the grand jury convenes in your district, and are there any good hotels there? Merely staging several pukes on a plane, given the baseline statistical unliklihood of this, might be a rational reason to land (aside from aesthetics) and get a nice shower on the tarmac from those friendly boys in the space suits. You might have to do more than simple food poisoning symptoms, though, for that reaction to get by Occam's (McDonald's?) razor. A single faked heart attack would divert the plane, though they might try the defib on you, which would hurt. Certain pharms would fake the sweating and tachy, but could be detected if looked for, which they might, depending on your demographics. Near-simultaneous convulsions should do the trick. Extra points for timing their initiation front-to-rear or vice-versa. You don't even need aisle seats. BTW, Tyler, if you do get airsick (for real), now, expect a personal landing party... and tell your ride you'll be late.
Re: CAPSII protest...
OOOH! One wonders if a bad enough air sickness on a crowded flight could turn a plane back...(And if I say airline sickness I don't need the quotes.) Hummif it happened a dozen times within the span of a month do you think they'd notice a pattern? -(the REAL) Tyler Durden From: Michael Motyka [EMAIL PROTECTED] To: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Subject: Re: CAPSII protest... Date: Tue, 4 Mar 2003 12:12:42 -0800 (PST) Yes Tyler, there is something nasty you can do that will not get you nabbed. It requires the following equipment : airline ticket ( aisle seat ) large pizza with the works quart of yogurt one dozen raw oysters one package of MMs ipecac syrup ( or a wafer-thin mint ) Just imagine the effect if almost every flight had one (:or more:) passengers barfing buckets of primordial goo soon after takeoff. Works just as well for trains and buses. It requires massive participation and a large, but not necessarily strong, stomach. I think it expresses quite well how recent events affect us all. This may be a new form of civil disobedience. I hereby place it in the public domain for the benfit of all mankind. I wonder if there's a lab test for ipecac? (: -- _ The new MSN 8: advanced junk mail protection and 2 months FREE* http://join.msn.com/?page=features/junkmail
Re: CAPSII protest... or, speakers must not be actors
and continue to provoke conspiracy to fuck with interstate trade/travel Yeah...was a little drunk when I wrote that. That should clear up right after I convert to Islam! -TD _ Add photos to your messages with MSN 8. Get 2 months FREE*. http://join.msn.com/?page=features/featuredemail
CDR: Re: CAPSII protest...
Yes Tyler, there is something nasty you can do that will not get you nabbed. It requires the following equipment : airline ticket ( aisle seat ) large pizza with the works quart of yogurt one dozen raw oysters one package of MMs ipecac syrup ( or a wafer-thin mint ) Just imagine the effect if almost every flight had one (:or more:) passengers barfing buckets of primordial goo soon after takeoff. Works just as well for trains and buses. It requires massive participation and a large, but not necessarily strong, stomach. I think it expresses quite well how recent events affect us all. This may be a new form of civil disobedience. I hereby place it in the public domain for the benfit of all mankind. I wonder if there's a lab test for ipecac? (: --
Re: CAPSII protest...
OOOH! One wonders if a bad enough air sickness on a crowded flight could turn a plane back...(And if I say airline sickness I don't need the quotes.) Hummif it happened a dozen times within the span of a month do you think they'd notice a pattern? -(the REAL) Tyler Durden From: Michael Motyka [EMAIL PROTECTED] To: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Subject: Re: CAPSII protest... Date: Tue, 4 Mar 2003 12:12:42 -0800 (PST) Yes Tyler, there is something nasty you can do that will not get you nabbed. It requires the following equipment : airline ticket ( aisle seat ) large pizza with the works quart of yogurt one dozen raw oysters one package of MMs ipecac syrup ( or a wafer-thin mint ) Just imagine the effect if almost every flight had one (:or more:) passengers barfing buckets of primordial goo soon after takeoff. Works just as well for trains and buses. It requires massive participation and a large, but not necessarily strong, stomach. I think it expresses quite well how recent events affect us all. This may be a new form of civil disobedience. I hereby place it in the public domain for the benfit of all mankind. I wonder if there's a lab test for ipecac? (: -- _ The new MSN 8: advanced junk mail protection and 2 months FREE* http://join.msn.com/?page=features/junkmail
Re: CAPSII protest...
Yes Tyler, there is something nasty you can do that will not get you nabbed. It requires the following equipment : airline ticket ( aisle seat ) large pizza with the works quart of yogurt one dozen raw oysters one package of MMs ipecac syrup ( or a wafer-thin mint ) Just imagine the effect if almost every flight had one (:or more:) passengers barfing buckets of primordial goo soon after takeoff. Works just as well for trains and buses. It requires massive participation and a large, but not necessarily strong, stomach. I think it expresses quite well how recent events affect us all. This may be a new form of civil disobedience. I hereby place it in the public domain for the benfit of all mankind. I wonder if there's a lab test for ipecac? (: --
