At 09:56 PM 3/4/03 -0500, Tyler Durden wrote:
OOOH!
One wonders if a bad enough air sickness on a crowded flight could
turn a
plane back...(And if I say airline sickness I don't need the quotes.)
Hummif it happened a dozen times within the span of a month do you
think
they'd notice a pattern?
-(the REAL) Tyler Durden
Would you please sign this cryptographically, include the MAC on your
network card,
state whether you possess any weapons or small children in your place of
residence, and continue to
provoke conspiracy to fuck with interstate trade/travel ? Also what is
the weather like
where the grand jury convenes in your district, and are there any good
hotels there?
Merely staging several pukes on a plane, given the baseline statistical
unliklihood of this,
might be a rational reason to land (aside from aesthetics) and get a
nice shower on the tarmac from those
friendly boys in the space suits. You might have to do more than simple
food poisoning
symptoms, though, for that reaction to get by Occam's (McDonald's?)
razor. A single faked heart attack would
divert the plane, though they might try the defib on you, which would
hurt. Certain pharms would
fake the sweating and tachy, but could be detected if looked for, which
they might, depending on your
demographics.
Near-simultaneous convulsions should do the trick.
Extra points for timing their initiation front-to-rear or vice-versa.
You don't even need aisle seats.
BTW, Tyler, if you do get airsick (for real), now, expect a personal
landing party... and tell your
ride you'll be late.
