Re: On how the NSA can be generations ahead

2004-08-01 Thread Eric Murray
On Sun, Aug 01, 2004 at 10:20:38AM -0500, J.A. Terranson wrote:
 On Sat, 31 Jul 2004, Major Variola (ret) wrote:
 
  Tyler D asked about how the NSA could be so far ahead.
  Besides their ability to make 2 sq. chips at 10% yield (not
  something a commercial entity could get away with)
 
 What, exactly, would be the point of doing this?

More gates == more processing.

  they can also *thin and glue* those chips into say stacks
  of 5 thinned die.
 
 As easily as you could do this to high efficiency chips.

It's possible, using technologies like flip-chip.  But its not
as good as having everything on one die.  The interconnects
are limited in number and large in size, so they take up a lot of
room.

Stacked die are also more difficult to keep cool.

  2 sq = 4 x performance
 
 How do you figure 4x performance on a 2 chip?  Most of the chip
 performance is tied to the total distance that signals must traverse
 across the chip surface.

4x the gates (roughly) means 4x performance.
Chip performance, especially for highly parellizable things like
key cracking, is determined by the number of gates.


Eric



Terror Threat Level Is Raised For Key U.S. Financial Buildings

2004-08-01 Thread R. A. Hettinga
http://online.wsj.com/article_print/0,,SB109136672993879685,00.html

The Wall Street Journal


 August 1, 2004 2:46 p.m. EDT

 WORLD NEWS


Terror Threat Level Is Raised
 For Key U.S. Financial Buildings

Associated Press
August 1, 2004 2:46 p.m.


NEW YORK -- The federal government warned today of possible terrorist
attacks against iconic financial institutions in New York City,
Washington and Newark, N.J., saying a confluence of intelligence over the
weekend pointed to a car or truck bomb.

Specifically, the government named these buildings as potential targets:
The Citicorp building and the New York Stock Exchange in New York City; The
International Monetary Fund and the World Bank buildings in Washington; and
the Prudential Financial building in Newark.

The government said the new intelligence indicated the meticulous planning
of al Qaeda. He identified explosives as the likely mode of attack, as
opposed to a chemical or biological attack or a radiological dirty bomb.

Mr. Ridge said the government's threat level for financial institutions in
just these three cities would be raised to orange, or high alert, but would
remain at yellow, or elevated, elsewhere.

The government provided a wealth of detail that it had picked up in the
past 36 hours, but a senior intelligence official described it only on
condition of anonymity. The official described excruciating detail and
meticulous planning indicative of al Qaeda.

The official said the intelligence included security in and around these
buildings; the flow of pedestrians; the best places for reconnaissance; how
to make contact with employees who work in the buildings; the construction
of the buildings; traffic patterns; locations of hospitals and police
departments; and which days of the week present less security at these
buildings.

To illustrate the level of detail obtained, the official cited these
examples: midweek pedestrian traffic of 14 people per minute on each side
of the street for a total of 28 people; that some explosives might not be
hot enough to melt steel; and that the construction of some buildings might
prevent them from falling down.

The official said he had not seen such extraordinary detail in his 24 years
in intelligence work.

Mr. Ridge said it would be up to New York City officials to decide whether
to move to the highest level, red. The city has remained on orange since
the attacks of Sept. 11, 2001. The threat potential remains through the
Nov. 2 elections, he said.

The secretary said the government took the unprecedented step of naming
specific buildings because of the level of specificity of the intelligence.
This is not the usual chatter. This is multiple sources that involve
extraordinary detail, Mr. Ridge said. He said the government decided to
notify the public because of the specificity of detail it had obtained.

Mr. Ridge acknowledged that protecting these buildings, located in heavily
populated areas, would require additional security measures, especially
because thousands of cars and trucks travel through these cities daily.

Car and truck bombs are one of the most difficult tasks we have in the war
on terror, Mr. Ridge said.

Local and state officials were notified earlier in the day and Mr. Ridge
said new security procedures were already being put in place.

A White House spokeswoman, Erin Healy, said the intelligence on the threat
was very new, coming in during the last 72 hours.

The president made the final decision today agreeing with the
recommendation of Secretary Ridge to go ahead and raise the threat level in
these select areas, Ms. Healy said.

This was the first time the color-coded warning system had been used in
such a narrow, targeted way, Mr. Ridge said at a news conference at
department headquarters. With this kind of information comes action, he
said. This is sobering news.

Referring to terrorists who are hostile to the U.S., Mr. Ridge said,
Iconic economic targets are at the heart of their interest.

He said workers at the five specific buildings should get guidance from
security officers at each site and remain alert as they go to work.


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RE: On how the NSA can be generations ahead

2004-08-01 Thread Tyler Durden
Well, there's no doubt that what Variola says is basically correct.
But it doesn't exactly apply to the specific situation I was referring to, 
which was whether something inconspicuous might be slipped into a CO 
unbeknownst to the rank-and-file (ie, the CO manager would probably receive 
some kind of order saying there'd be a special installation one day...just 
leave those guys alone and don't worry about the little box they're putting 
in...it just measures traffic is all). But the kind of iron that would be 
needed to unpackage and then pull out and record pretty much everything 
would still be a huge, power-hungry beast with mutliple racks and cards. Why 
do I say this? Well...

When I spoke of 0.13um technology, my thought had nothing to do with the 
yield, but merely with the size/power of the device. Examination of current 
off-the-shelf chip architectures (and network processors are still a couple 
of years behind the ASICs) indicates that, unless a LOT of chips in that 
range are used, they wouldn't be able to do the above.

This means they've got to do all this unpacking in some kind of central 
location (ie, not a CO), where I do believe what Variola speaks of is 
possible. BUT, they've got to get it all there. This means they'd either 
have to put in tons of lasers and gear (essentially creating a 1:1 copy of 
the current transport network), or else CALEA the most likely batches of 
traffic and then send it back. They probably WANT to get it all (GIG-BE, 
anyone?) but they simply don't have the gear nor power nor footprint 
available to them. If nothing else, it would be hugely conspicious. There'd 
be no way to hide it from the craft, nor from the rest of the world (all 
that gear would need a big army of secret craftpersons).

This leads me back to burst mode. I'm sure there are many uses for burst 
mode, but I'd also bet this is one of the drivers. It's probably worth 
examining whether they're putting a lot of money into signaling. Look for 
unheard of startups as paying members of OIF and the GMPLS fora.

No, the NSA is probably generations ahead in some areas, but their fabs 
aren't much better than what's available commercially.

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Re: Al-Q targeting NY corporations?

2004-08-01 Thread Tyler Durden
Nah, if you're an Al Qaeda member, it's
your duty to open up more donut shops and in fact, have a policy of free
donuts to every cop.  Infact, you should send crates of donuts to every
police precinct several times a day.  I'd suggest a 10:1 donut to officer
ratio.
I'm pretty sure I saw bin Laden working in Kabab King in Jackson Heights.  
I know it's him 'cause when I ordered I saw him spit on my Kababs. I said, 
yo Osama...what the fuck're you doin' to my Kebabs. His reply: Fuck you 
infidel. You want Pakistani food go to a buffet down the street.

As for targeting Financial Institutions, I went and painted a giant JP 
Morgan symbol on the roof of Madison Square Garden last week. Think it'll 
work? If it doesn't, like I said I'll try to sniff a hotspot from under the 
rubble for one last Cypherpunks post.

-TD

From: Sunder [EMAIL PROTECTED]
To: J.A. Terranson [EMAIL PROTECTED]
CC: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Subject: Re: Al-Q targeting NY corporations?
Date: Sun, 1 Aug 2004 12:58:46 -0400 (edt)
FUD Mode=True
I've a better idea for the terrorists who may be paying attention, why not
just leave NYC alone and target something more useful to take out - like
Microsoft, for example.
IMHO, the planes that were targeted at the WTC would have been better
directed at various Redmond, WA buildings.  They're after all a very big
company with a lot of billions - that would have been far more spectacular
an attack than a couple of profitless eyesores blocking everyone's view of
the Statue of Liberty.  BURP
And what's with attacking the pentagon?  They're the biggest sink of Evil
American Taxpayer funds after all. Don't you want your enemies wasting
billions of dollars on shitty airplanes and helicopters that crash
themselves?
Besides, if you want to piss off the NY Cops, don't attack One Police
Plaza, take out Dunkin Donuts and Krispy Kreme joints... well, wait, I
kinda like Krispy Kreme once in a while, ok, just Dunkin Donuts...  Or
better yet, don't!  The artery clogging fat and the diabetes inducing
sugar+starch already do plenty.  Nah, if you're an Al Qaeda member, it's
your duty to open up more donut shops and in fact, have a policy of free
donuts to every cop.  Infact, you should send crates of donuts to every
police precinct several times a day.  I'd suggest a 10:1 donut to officer
ratio.
Ditto for McDonalds foods.  Add extra grease.  The hydrogenated soybean
kind!
And why bother taking out the bridge to NJ - after all, NJ is where all
the stench is (remember that old joke: Girlfriend Kiss me where it
smells, Boyfriend: Ok, let's drive to NJ!  You're better off leaving
that bridge alone, so commuters can be terrorized by the industrial stench
as they drive through, and by all the delays.  Infact, if you're an Al
Qaeda engineer, you'll want to BUILD more bridges to NJ, so more Satan
Loving American Infidels will get sickened by it.
Oh yeah, and be sure to vote for Bush.  He'll be sure to fuck the economy
even worse and put more draconian laws into effect.  You Al-Qaeda types
hate us for having freedom, right?  So Dubbya's your perfect boy for that.
That's the real way to be a terrorist, not by wasting your time on some
dumb ass fireworks by airplane.  Pshaw, only amateur terrorists do it that
way.
/FUD
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 + ^ + :I find it ironic that, on an amendment designed to protect  /|\
  \|/  :American democracy and our constitutional rights, the   /\|/\
--*--:Republican leadership in the House had to rig the vote and  \/|\/
  /|\  :subvert the democratic process in order to prevail  \|/
 + v + :  -- Rep. Sanders re vote to ammend the US PATRIOT ACT.
-- http://www.sunder.net 
On Sun, 1 Aug 2004, J.A. Terranson wrote:
 Article below.

 Just in case AQ is listening, I'd like to remind them that there are 
some
 other states that also have some *really* good targets ;-)  But, if 
you're
 just stuck on New York, let me make my recommendations:

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On how the NSA can be generations ahead

2004-08-01 Thread Major Variola (ret)
Tyler D asked about how the NSA could be so far ahead.
Besides their ability to make 2 sq. chips at 10% yield (not
something a commercial entity could get away with)
they can also *thin and glue* those chips into say stacks
of 5 thinned die.

2 sq = 4 x performance
5 thinned die with GHz vias = 20 x performance.

Both are uneconomical but feasible.  Get it?

Any questions?

-
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to us...





Re: Terror Threat Level Is Raised For Key U.S. Financial Buildings

2004-08-01 Thread Bill Stewart
At 12:00 PM 8/1/2004, R. A. Hettinga wrote:
http://online.wsj.com/article_print/0,,SB109136672993879685,00.html
Terror Threat Level Is Raised For Key U.S. Financial Buildings
Associated Press
August 1, 2004 2:46 p.m.
NEW YORK -- The federal government warned today of possible terrorist
attacks against iconic financial institutions in New York City,
Washington and Newark, N.J., saying a confluence of intelligence over the
weekend pointed to a car or truck bomb.
In related news, Homeland Security reported that there have been
sightings of a Big Scary Wolf near the edges of Your Village.
These aren't the usual Wolf reports - there's serious chatter
among shepherd sources and we've interrogated a bunch of sheep lately
who've confirmed that the Wolf is out there and identified a
bunch of different parts of the village where the wolf may strike next.
I'm getting really tired of the irresponsibility of the
American press reporting this stuff uncritically.




Re: Al-Q targeting NY corporations?

2004-08-01 Thread Sunder

FUD Mode=True

I've a better idea for the terrorists who may be paying attention, why not
just leave NYC alone and target something more useful to take out - like
Microsoft, for example.  

IMHO, the planes that were targeted at the WTC would have been better
directed at various Redmond, WA buildings.  They're after all a very big
company with a lot of billions - that would have been far more spectacular
an attack than a couple of profitless eyesores blocking everyone's view of
the Statue of Liberty.  BURP

And what's with attacking the pentagon?  They're the biggest sink of Evil 
American Taxpayer funds after all. Don't you want your enemies wasting 
billions of dollars on shitty airplanes and helicopters that crash 
themselves?

Besides, if you want to piss off the NY Cops, don't attack One Police
Plaza, take out Dunkin Donuts and Krispy Kreme joints... well, wait, I
kinda like Krispy Kreme once in a while, ok, just Dunkin Donuts...  Or
better yet, don't!  The artery clogging fat and the diabetes inducing
sugar+starch already do plenty.  Nah, if you're an Al Qaeda member, it's 
your duty to open up more donut shops and in fact, have a policy of free 
donuts to every cop.  Infact, you should send crates of donuts to every 
police precinct several times a day.  I'd suggest a 10:1 donut to officer 
ratio.  

Ditto for McDonalds foods.  Add extra grease.  The hydrogenated soybean
kind!

And why bother taking out the bridge to NJ - after all, NJ is where all
the stench is (remember that old joke: Girlfriend Kiss me where it
smells, Boyfriend: Ok, let's drive to NJ!  You're better off leaving
that bridge alone, so commuters can be terrorized by the industrial stench
as they drive through, and by all the delays.  Infact, if you're an Al
Qaeda engineer, you'll want to BUILD more bridges to NJ, so more Satan
Loving American Infidels will get sickened by it.

Oh yeah, and be sure to vote for Bush.  He'll be sure to fuck the economy 
even worse and put more draconian laws into effect.  You Al-Qaeda types 
hate us for having freedom, right?  So Dubbya's your perfect boy for that.


That's the real way to be a terrorist, not by wasting your time on some 
dumb ass fireworks by airplane.  Pshaw, only amateur terrorists do it that 
way.

/FUD

--Kaos-Keraunos-Kybernetos---
 + ^ + :I find it ironic that, on an amendment designed to protect  /|\
  \|/  :American democracy and our constitutional rights, the   /\|/\
--*--:Republican leadership in the House had to rig the vote and  \/|\/
  /|\  :subvert the democratic process in order to prevail  \|/
 + v + :  -- Rep. Sanders re vote to ammend the US PATRIOT ACT. 
-- http://www.sunder.net 

On Sun, 1 Aug 2004, J.A. Terranson wrote:

 Article below.
 
 Just in case AQ is listening, I'd like to remind them that there are some
 other states that also have some *really* good targets ;-)  But, if you're
 just stuck on New York, let me make my recommendations:



Re: Al-Q targeting NY corporations?

2004-08-01 Thread John Young
Not yet aware the NY-bound wetback had been nabbed we posted material 
and photos on July 29 about how Amtrak and Long Island Railroad Manhattan 
tunnels provide easy access to Madison Square Garden located above 
subterranean Penn Station and the nearby post office where the thousands 
of press are to be isolated from protestors:


http://cryptome.org/rnc-prep-01.htm

We noted that the tunnels are known to be highly hazardous due to
lack of fire protection and emergency exits.

Shortly a flood of hits started coming from federal, NY state and NYC
security IPs -- Treasury, Homeland Security, DOT, GSA; Kallstrom's
NYS Office of Public Security and a host of Albany agencies; NYPD,
FDNY, the Transit Agency; Suffolk County adjoining NYC; various
from New Jersey; and a slew of other locations. While some were
familiar, a lot of these had not come around before.

None telephoned or visited, maybe during the work week when the
round-up begins as a result of squeezing the intruder.

Presumably red-team postings -- call them chatter, or better: the naming 
of specific targets -- get fired off to tight-fisted financing agencies 
to cut loose some emergency bucks, in the Bush re-election manner.

Many more to come before November. Perhaps some real, more
more likely fabbed from odds and ends sucked from the ether
of hard-up operatives -- NYPD Intelligence Commish is ex-CIA.

Ridge has just named names of targets, being unable to get
serious attention with over-used chatter. One notable target in
every major city, perfect campaign fodder.

We'll be providing more red-team tell-tales of what's wrong with
security in NYC, pisspoor at warding off those who hate it, great
at alluring the haters to its sin spots, Wall Street, finance cesses, 
et al, many such love-haters who will soon be convening to expurge 
their sins at the hallowed ground zip, praying for more of the
golden natsec rain.




Re: Email tapping by ISPs, forwarder addresses, and crypto proxies

2004-08-01 Thread Bob Jonkman
This is what J.A. Terranson [EMAIL PROTECTED] said
about Re: Email tapping by ISPs, forwarde on 24 Jul 2004 at 18:44

 
 On Sat, 24 Jul 2004, Major Variola (ret) wrote:
 
  There might be blind cypherpunks, we don't discriminate[1],
 
 There Is No We.
 
  [1] the original phone phreaks were blind,
 
 This is a ridiculous statement, and even worse, leaks information
 about your nym: [young enough to have not been there].
 
 You are thinking of Joe Whistler Joe Egressia (sp?), and the kid
 form New York whose names escape me at the moment.  These two do not
 even com close to the original phone phreaks were blind.  More like
 at least two of the original batch of phreaks were blind.

Or are you thinking of the Three Blind Phreaks, profiled in Wired 
magazine earlier this year?

http://www.wired.com/wired/archive/12.02/phreaks.html


--Bob.



Re: Email tapping by ISPs, forwarder addresses, and crypto proxies

2004-08-01 Thread Major Variola (ret)
At 12:07 AM 7/29/04 -0500, J.A. Terranson wrote:
On Wed, 28 Jul 2004, Major Variola (ret) wrote:

 Did you know that your teeth enamel contain isotope ratios that
 encode regions where you might have grown up around age 6?

Yes.  I am also aware that tooth enamel has the interesting property of

trapping a fantastic number of parmaceuticals.

No.  Your tooth enamel is static after you grow adult teeth.  Your bones

recycle every 10-20 years.  Your hair gives away your indulgences
though,
which is what you allude to.

Of interest to anthropologists, eg the folks who pinned Otzi's
birthplace
to other than where he was found.

Anyone who wants to piss-test me will find his desk fully irrigated next
day.






Re: Email tapping by ISPs, forwarder addresses, and crypto proxies

2004-08-01 Thread Major Variola (ret)
At 12:36 PM 7/29/04 -0400, Tyler Durden wrote:
Remember that the spookfabs don't have to contend with *economics and
yield*.

Damn, this is precisely where I wish Tim May was still around.

We are all just echoes of the voices in his head.

But I did work for a company that owned fabs.  And have kept up with
the semiconductor lit.  Yield is a big deal ---you either fit it on a
square
inch of Si or you don't make it (profitably).

The profitably part is a non-issue when you have black budgets,
ie $400 toilet seats.

Bottom line: they're not ahead in tech, but they can make things that
private-co engineeers only dream of.  DesCrack is a suitcase, get it?

I'll let you speculate on AESCrack :-)





Al-Q targeting NY corporations?

2004-08-01 Thread J.A. Terranson

Article below.

Just in case AQ is listening, I'd like to remind them that there are some
other states that also have some *really* good targets ;-)  But, if you're
just stuck on New York, let me make my recommendations:

(1) Citicorp Center.
Thousands of people work in this one gargantuan and
profoundly ugly building.  As a bonus, it belongs to one of Israel's
biggest finance sources ;-)

(2) One Police Plaza.
Not just for donuts anymore!  This huge, purpose-built, multibuilding
plaza houses a significant percentage of New York's police department.  As
a bonus, it is also a centralized facility which serves a large number of
federal and state agencies as well.  One Stop Shopping!!!

(3) The George  Martha Washington Bridges.
These two bridges share a single two level span which connects New
York and New Jersey (the Martha bridge was an add-on to the George, when
George turned out to be too small to carry all the traffic).  Destruction
of these two incredibly ugly and poorly designed bridges would be a boon
for the esthetic flavor of the area (which is otherwise surrounded by some
of the most beautiful areas in New York City proper), not to mention the
air quality.  And, for AQ, the resulting economic damages would amount ot
a Gift That Keeps On Giving ;-)

Happy Hunting!

-- 
Yours,

J.A. Terranson
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NYPD Source: Al Qaeda May Target New York Firms
Sun Aug 1, 2004 09:31 AM ET

By Mark Egan
NEW YORK (Reuters) - Top federal and local law enforcement officials met
in New York during the weekend to discuss new intelligence about a
possible al Qaeda attack against major corporations or high-profile
buildings in Manhattan, a police source said on Sunday.

The New York Police Department source told Reuters that increased
intelligence chatter from overseas of a possible fresh attack of the
city prompted meetings late Friday and early Saturday between NYPD chief
Raymond Kelly and Pasquale Damuro, head of the FBI's office here.

The intelligence is not specific but we are taking it very seriously,
the source said, noting that the intelligence was deemed credible.

New York was the city most affected by the Sept. 11, 2001, attacks with
almost 2,800 people killed when hijacked planes destroyed the twin towers
of the World Trade Center. The city has remained on a heightened alert
since then and federal officials have said that the Republican National
Convention at the end of August would make an attractive terrorist target.

The threat was first reported by ABC News, which said the authorities were
particularly disturbed that the information indicated attacks may be
carried out by one or more suicide truck bombings.

Following the meetings, the NYPD issued a statement that said,
Intelligence reporting indicates that al Qaeda continues to target for
attack commercial and financial institutions, as well as international
organizations, inside the United States.

The police department said it recommends that corporate and institutional
security directors review their protection of HVAC (heating, ventilation
and air conditioning) systems, parking installations, and security in
general.

However, the department said the alert level for New York is unchanged and
remains at the second-highest level of orange or high.

At the Republican convention from Aug. 28 to Sept. 2, President Bush will
be officially nominated to run for a second term in office. Thousands of
delegates, a large contingent of media and as many as 200,000 protesters
are expected in town for the event.

U.S. Homeland Security Secretary Tom Ridge is scheduled to be in New York
on Sunday and The New York Times quoted a law enforcement official saying
he was expected to comment on the new information.




Al-Q targeting NY corporations...ah well.

2004-08-01 Thread Tyler Durden
Oh yeah...
For those Cypherpunks that actually have sex with something other than their 
fist, the following statements are officially* fairly cypherpunkinsh:

Hey...if I have to take out that garbage then the terrrorists have won.
Ah well. We had a pretty good run. Let's face the fact that the party's 
over.

If you don't give me that blowjob tonight, then the terrorist have won.
Hey...bin Laden's MUCH safer than Washington Heights.
Why can't they blow up the goddam Hollywood sign...all those LA-LA-ers are 
just dying to have candlelight vigils and sing CoomByeYa.

* Fuck you Variola...I just had a couple of dark Spatens ON TAP. I therefore 
declare that any Cypherpunk is officially authorized to make an official 
Cypherpunk statement, particularly if it a) Gets them some poontang, b) Gets 
them a few extra $$$, c) deflects any kind of bullzhit, real or perceived, 
or 4) Ya' just feel like making an official statement. Such official 
statements can completely contradict any other official statement, and that 
are by no means binding on any other subscriber to the Cypherpunks list (and 
of course they couldn't be).


From: Tyler Durden [EMAIL PROTECTED]
To: [EMAIL PROTECTED], [EMAIL PROTECTED]
CC: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Subject: Re: Al-Q targeting NY corporations?
Date: Sun, 01 Aug 2004 17:31:20 -0400
Nah, if you're an Al Qaeda member, it's
your duty to open up more donut shops and in fact, have a policy of free
donuts to every cop.  Infact, you should send crates of donuts to every
police precinct several times a day.  I'd suggest a 10:1 donut to officer
ratio.
I'm pretty sure I saw bin Laden working in Kabab King in Jackson Heights. 
 I know it's him 'cause when I ordered I saw him spit on my Kababs. I 
said, yo Osama...what the fuck're you doin' to my Kebabs. His reply: 
Fuck you infidel. You want Pakistani food go to a buffet down the street.

As for targeting Financial Institutions, I went and painted a giant JP 
Morgan symbol on the roof of Madison Square Garden last week. Think it'll 
work? If it doesn't, like I said I'll try to sniff a hotspot from under the 
rubble for one last Cypherpunks post.

-TD

From: Sunder [EMAIL PROTECTED]
To: J.A. Terranson [EMAIL PROTECTED]
CC: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Subject: Re: Al-Q targeting NY corporations?
Date: Sun, 1 Aug 2004 12:58:46 -0400 (edt)
FUD Mode=True
I've a better idea for the terrorists who may be paying attention, why not
just leave NYC alone and target something more useful to take out - like
Microsoft, for example.
IMHO, the planes that were targeted at the WTC would have been better
directed at various Redmond, WA buildings.  They're after all a very big
company with a lot of billions - that would have been far more spectacular
an attack than a couple of profitless eyesores blocking everyone's view of
the Statue of Liberty.  BURP
And what's with attacking the pentagon?  They're the biggest sink of Evil
American Taxpayer funds after all. Don't you want your enemies wasting
billions of dollars on shitty airplanes and helicopters that crash
themselves?
Besides, if you want to piss off the NY Cops, don't attack One Police
Plaza, take out Dunkin Donuts and Krispy Kreme joints... well, wait, I
kinda like Krispy Kreme once in a while, ok, just Dunkin Donuts...  Or
better yet, don't!  The artery clogging fat and the diabetes inducing
sugar+starch already do plenty.  Nah, if you're an Al Qaeda member, it's
your duty to open up more donut shops and in fact, have a policy of free
donuts to every cop.  Infact, you should send crates of donuts to every
police precinct several times a day.  I'd suggest a 10:1 donut to officer
ratio.
Ditto for McDonalds foods.  Add extra grease.  The hydrogenated soybean
kind!
And why bother taking out the bridge to NJ - after all, NJ is where all
the stench is (remember that old joke: Girlfriend Kiss me where it
smells, Boyfriend: Ok, let's drive to NJ!  You're better off leaving
that bridge alone, so commuters can be terrorized by the industrial stench
as they drive through, and by all the delays.  Infact, if you're an Al
Qaeda engineer, you'll want to BUILD more bridges to NJ, so more Satan
Loving American Infidels will get sickened by it.
Oh yeah, and be sure to vote for Bush.  He'll be sure to fuck the economy
even worse and put more draconian laws into effect.  You Al-Qaeda types
hate us for having freedom, right?  So Dubbya's your perfect boy for that.
That's the real way to be a terrorist, not by wasting your time on some
dumb ass fireworks by airplane.  Pshaw, only amateur terrorists do it that
way.
/FUD
--Kaos-Keraunos-Kybernetos---
 + ^ + :I find it ironic that, on an amendment designed to protect  /|\
  \|/  :American democracy and our constitutional rights, the   /\|/\
--*--:Republican leadership in the House had to rig the vote and  \/|\/
  /|\  :subvert the democratic process in order to prevail  \|/
 + v + :  -- Rep. Sanders re vote to ammend the