Re: PRINTER ON FIRE, HELP!!
On Monday 25 February 2008, Dave Sherohman wrote: On Sun, Feb 24, 2008 at 10:10:53PM -0600, Ron Johnson wrote: -BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE- Hash: SHA1 On 02/24/08 21:05, [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: PLEASE HELP, when I tried printing debian told me that my printer is on fire. Upon inspection I found no signs of fire but I fear that if I do not find the fire soon my printer will die, PLEASE HELP!!! URGENT AS I NEED TO PRINT A MEMO FOR BILL GATES!!! http://marc.info/?l=linux-kernelm=102893054014512w=2 Cool - thanks for the link! I had always assumed the message was just another of unix's quirky in jokes rather than a reference to something that, at one point, could have actually happened. -- News aggregation meets world domination. Can you see the fnews? http://seethefnews.com/ Actually, the link is incorrect. The ribbon would stretch on the most heavily hammered side (left) thus causing skew. Smart ops would flip the ribbon when they started getting ribbon checks. -- To UNSUBSCRIBE, email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] with a subject of unsubscribe. Trouble? Contact [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Re: PRINTER ON FIRE, HELP!!
On Mon, Feb 25, 2008 at 01:06:14AM -0500, [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: Thx Ron, now if only I could get stupid OpenOffice to print... Hmm... - Steve Ballmer Too early for school holidays isn't it? -- Chris. == -- To UNSUBSCRIBE, email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] with a subject of unsubscribe. Trouble? Contact [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Re: PRINTER ON FIRE, HELP!!
Am 2008-02-25 08:52:22, schrieb Ron Johnson: The escaped quotes are what really get me. I think he typed this in using mailx and echo... I think, he has used sendmail directly to write this messages... Thanks, Greetings and nice Day Michelle Konzack Systemadministrator Tamay Dogan Network Debian GNU/Linux Consultant -- Linux-User #280138 with the Linux Counter, http://counter.li.org/ # Debian GNU/Linux Consultant # Michelle Konzack Apt. 917 ICQ #328449886 +49/177/935194750, rue de Soultz MSN LinuxMichi +33/6/61925193 67100 Strasbourg/France IRC #Debian (irc.icq.com) signature.pgp Description: Digital signature
Re: PRINTER ON FIRE, HELP!!
On Sun, Feb 24, 2008 at 7:05 PM, [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: PLEASE HELP, when I tried printing debian told me that my printer is on fire. Upon inspection I found no signs of fire but I fear that if I do not find the fire soon my printer will die, PLEASE HELP!!! URGENT AS I NEED TO PRINT A MEMO FOR BILL GATES!!! Between this and his last post about this same topic with the tone of urgency and subject getting more outrageous each time, I'm starting to wonder if this guy's failing at trolling for humor... -- Paul Johnson [EMAIL PROTECTED] -- To UNSUBSCRIBE, email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] with a subject of unsubscribe. Trouble? Contact [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Re: PRINTER ON FIRE, HELP!!
On 29/02/2008, Paul Johnson [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: On Sun, Feb 24, 2008 at 7:05 PM, [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: PLEASE HELP, when I tried printing debian told me that my printer is on fire. Upon inspection I found no signs of fire but I fear that if I do not find the fire soon my printer will die, PLEASE HELP!!! URGENT AS I NEED TO PRINT A MEMO FOR BILL GATES!!! Between this and his last post about this same topic with the tone of urgency and subject getting more outrageous each time, I'm starting to wonder if this guy's failing at trolling for humor... He should throw a chair or two. Dotan Cohen http://what-is-what.com http://gibberish.co.il א-ב-ג-ד-ה-ו-ז-ח-ט-י-ך-כ-ל-ם-מ-ן-נ-ס-ע-ף-פ-ץ-צ-ק-ר-ש-ת A: Because it messes up the order in which people normally read text. Q: Why is top-posting such a bad thing?
Re: PRINTER ON FIRE, HELP!!
On 2/24/08, [EMAIL PROTECTED] [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: I\'m not sure, usually Bill Gates pays for someone to print for me but that person is out right now and I\'m lost. Linux is making my head hurt, too bad I have to use it to find \new\ things to implement in Windows 7. : - Steve Ballmer rotfl! -- To UNSUBSCRIBE, email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] with a subject of unsubscribe. Trouble? Contact [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Re: PRINTER ON FIRE, HELP!!
-BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE- Hash: SHA1 On 02/25/08 08:09, David Fox wrote: On 2/24/08, [EMAIL PROTECTED] [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: I\'m not sure, usually Bill Gates pays for someone to print for me but that person is out right now and I\'m lost. Linux is making my head hurt, too bad I have to use it to find \new\ things to implement in Windows 7. : - Steve Ballmer rotfl! The escaped quotes are what really get me. I think he typed this in using mailx and echo... - -- Ron Johnson, Jr. Jefferson LA USA (Women are) like compilers. They take simple statements and make them into big productions. Pitr Dubovitch -BEGIN PGP SIGNATURE- Version: GnuPG v1.4.6 (GNU/Linux) iD8DBQFHwtYmS9HxQb37XmcRAmg3AJ942Yi6Z1S4Volc17tWV84ZnN94yQCg6y9S 0v5F3U84SA0zVoGjjTCeSdM= =Jo5M -END PGP SIGNATURE- -- To UNSUBSCRIBE, email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] with a subject of unsubscribe. Trouble? Contact [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Re: PRINTER ON FIRE, HELP!!
On Sun, Feb 24, 2008 at 10:10:53PM -0600, Ron Johnson wrote: -BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE- Hash: SHA1 On 02/24/08 21:05, [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: PLEASE HELP, when I tried printing debian told me that my printer is on fire. Upon inspection I found no signs of fire but I fear that if I do not find the fire soon my printer will die, PLEASE HELP!!! URGENT AS I NEED TO PRINT A MEMO FOR BILL GATES!!! http://marc.info/?l=linux-kernelm=102893054014512w=2 Cool - thanks for the link! I had always assumed the message was just another of unix's quirky in jokes rather than a reference to something that, at one point, could have actually happened. -- News aggregation meets world domination. Can you see the fnews? http://seethefnews.com/ -- To UNSUBSCRIBE, email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] with a subject of unsubscribe. Trouble? Contact [EMAIL PROTECTED]
PRINTER ON FIRE, HELP!!
PLEASE HELP, when I tried printing debian told me that my printer is on fire. Upon inspection I found no signs of fire but I fear that if I do not find the fire soon my printer will die, PLEASE HELP!!! URGENT AS I NEED TO PRINT A MEMO FOR BILL GATES!!! -- To UNSUBSCRIBE, email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] with a subject of unsubscribe. Trouble? Contact [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Re: PRINTER ON FIRE, HELP!!
-BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE- Hash: SHA1 On 02/24/08 21:05, [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: PLEASE HELP, when I tried printing debian told me that my printer is on fire. Upon inspection I found no signs of fire but I fear that if I do not find the fire soon my printer will die, PLEASE HELP!!! URGENT AS I NEED TO PRINT A MEMO FOR BILL GATES!!! http://marc.info/?l=linux-kernelm=102893054014512w=2 - -- Ron Johnson, Jr. Jefferson LA USA (Women are) like compilers. They take simple statements and make them into big productions. Pitr Dubovitch -BEGIN PGP SIGNATURE- Version: GnuPG v1.4.6 (GNU/Linux) iD8DBQFHwj/NS9HxQb37XmcRAryvAJ0TUlJY8C2zHTytshviU9Io4sNBaACg3NMj 6FyM/aVDOGFUxrYJJbA18vU= =lXwa -END PGP SIGNATURE- -- To UNSUBSCRIBE, email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] with a subject of unsubscribe. Trouble? Contact [EMAIL PROTECTED]
RE: PRINTER ON FIRE, HELP!!
Thx Ron, now if only I could get stupid OpenOffice to print... Hmm... - Steve Ballmer -- To UNSUBSCRIBE, email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] with a subject of unsubscribe. Trouble? Contact [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Re: PRINTER ON FIRE, HELP!!
On Sun February 24 2008 10:06:14 pm [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: Thx Ron, now if only I could get stupid OpenOffice to print... Hmm... OpenOffice has been printing for me for years. Have you configured your printer? -- To UNSUBSCRIBE, email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] with a subject of unsubscribe. Trouble? Contact [EMAIL PROTECTED]
RE: PRINTER ON FIRE, HELP!!
I\'m not sure, usually Bill Gates pays for someone to print for me but that person is out right now and I\'m lost. Linux is making my head hurt, too bad I have to use it to find \new\ things to implement in Windows 7. : - Steve Ballmer P.S. Please don\'t tell Bill Gates about this email address or he might hit me again -- To UNSUBSCRIBE, email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] with a subject of unsubscribe. Trouble? Contact [EMAIL PROTECTED]
