[FairfieldLife] Re: What Barry Wright doesn't know

2009-04-21 Thread TurquoiseB
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, raunchydog raunchy...@... wrote:

 Edg, Thanks for sharing what fatherhood means to you.  
 Beautiful. You are a fortunate man to have allowed 
 yourself the experience of a profoundly loving 
 relationship with your children at their birth. 
 Very touching.

I'll admit to having read the following 14 lines,
mainly because I was curious as to what would 
impress a Raunchydog. And I'll give both Raunchy
and Edg my honest opinion.

It's *exactly the same kind of language* you hear
from Dads hauled into court for child or spousal
abuse. Ask Dr. Pete or Marek.

*Every one of them* can trot out stuff like this. 
As well they should. They've practiced it often,
every time they've had to try to talk their wives
out of divorcing them. 

IMO it's a form of channeling. Ashamed of not
being able to control their lower emotions, they
think that they can somehow justify them by, for
a short period of time, channeling a higher
emotion to paint themselves as sympathetic and
merely misunderstood. 

I don't buy it. I suspect that Edg writes this
way about his kids because they won't have anything
to do with him, and writing about them like this
is the closest he can get to them. We've all seen
how he lashes out at anyone who doesn't buy his
act here on FFL; can we imagine that he'd be any
different in a family situation?

I might be wrong about this, but that's how the
following paragraph strikes me. I'm helping to
raise a new baby myself, the daughter of my best
friend. And it's really neat. But so far I haven't
felt the need to write about it here to show how
sensitive and loving *I* am. Like the child abuser
waxing poetic about how much he loves the kid
covered with bruises, such language tends to 
ring a little false and self-serving.

But hey!, Raunchy...if you like it, cool. Me, I
just have higher standards when it comes to 
writing, and to people. The word that stands out
for me in the paragraph below is narcissist. The 
entire paragraph is about how his kids made *Edg* 
feel, not about the kids themselves. 

It's the I love my kids because they make *me* 
feel special counterpart of I'm enlightened 
because believing I am makes *me* feel special.
That's probably why Jim liked it, too. That and
the fact that it was dumping on Barry.  :-)


 Every child of mine was entirely unique, and this was 
 clear to me instantly when each one took the very first 
 breath. I cut their cords. I whispered into tiny ears 
 my cosmic love pouring from a heart newly aflame, a 
 heart bursting to unexpected heights. My whole being 
 flowed into their every possible future and blessed it.  
 I could not kiss them enough, could not hug them as 
 tenderly as their preciousness deserved, could not tear 
 my mind from the perfection of their potentials. I who 
 am a narcissist, a Leo, had my rock-heart melted by the 
 first glance when their eyes opened to see my face for 
 the first time. The world could never be the same, I 
 was theirs  forever, and I loved the challenge it 
 presented to me -- down to its quarks.





[FairfieldLife] Miss California Cheated out of Crown

2009-04-21 Thread John
To All:

Miss California had all the goods to win the Miss America crown.  She was 
cheated by a blogger who asked a politically sensitive question about gay 
marriage.  Questions like that should not have been allowed  in a beauty 
contest.

JR



[FairfieldLife] Re: Miss California Cheated out of Crown

2009-04-21 Thread TurquoiseB
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, John jr_...@... wrote:

 To All:
 
 Miss California had all the goods to win the Miss America 
 crown. She was cheated by a blogger who asked a politically 
 sensitive question about gay marriage. Questions like that 
 should not have been allowed in a beauty contest.

Because as we all know, beauty contests are
about more noble things, like how hot the
contestant looks in a bathing suit. 

The question that springs to my mind, John,
is what a person with the kinds of ideas you
have espoused here about women as temptresses
and the joys of celibacy and purity doing
watching a beauty contest? 

The second question that springs to mind is,
What were you doing with your right hand 
while popping popcorn into your mouth with
the left hand?  :-)





[FairfieldLife] Fwd: Mother Divine Emerita and Divine Devi of the Global Country of World Peace

2009-04-21 Thread scienceofabundance
FORWARDED:

Sender: gcwpn...@...
Date: Mon, 21 April 2009 12:10:09 -0500
X-Google-Sender-Auth: c7c7e9987d0dd46d
Subject: Mother Divine Emerita and Divine Devi of the Global Country or World 
Peace

Following consultation with the ladies of Maharishi's Mother Divine Program and 
the 21 Rajinis of Maharishi's worldwide movement, His Majesty Maharaja Adhi Raj 
Raja Raam has announced the creation of two new groups of ideal ladies to 
create enlightenment for all the world.

In a Royal Proclamation to prepare for the celebration of Vaisakhi Purnima of 
the Vedic Calendar, His Majesty has proclaimed Vaisakhi Purnima as the 
auspicious day of inauguration of Mother Divine Emerita (MDE) and Divine Devi 
of the Global Country of World Peace (DD-GCWP).

In a worldwide satellite conference celebration, amid cheers, applause, and the 
sounds of conches and ringing bells, His Majesty announced: It is a great joy 
to invite current ladies of Mother Divine to join Mother Divine Emerita and 
continue to sanctify the world with their blessing.  This invitation will be of 
particular interest to our dear Mothers Divine who have blessed the world for 
at least 15 years or who are 35 years of age or older.

His Majesty explained that it was always Maharishi's wish that the ladies of 
Maharishi's Mother Divine would be granted the title of Mother Divine Emerita 
as a celebration of gratitude to their continuous blessings on our worldwide 
movement and creating Heaven on Earth. 

More details of this beautiful program will be announced shortly. In the 
meantime, all of our dear Mother Divine ladies interested should please contact 
the Mother Divine Emerita office at ap...@motherdivinemerita.org.

His Majesty also announced the creation of a beautiful new program, Divine Devi 
of the Global Country of World Peace, created especially for ladies everywhere 
who are seeking true enlightenment – but who also wish to join His Majesty and 
Their Excellencies, The 40 Rajas of our Worldwide Movement, in perpetuating the 
administration of Maharishi's Worldwide Movement and creating the enlightened 
leaders of tomorrow for our beloved Maharishi's Worldwide Movement. 

According to His Majesty, the goal of Divine Devi of the Global Country of 
World Peace is to create a Royal Family of the Global Country of World Peace to 
ensure enlightenment administration of the world for all mankind for all 
generations. 

More details of this beautiful program will be announced shortly. Please 
distribute this Royal Proclamation to all ladies.  Given the nature of this 
program, this program is limited to ladies between 18 and 22 years of age.  In 
special cases, ladies as young as 15 years of age will be considered depending 
on their country of residence at the time of application.  

All interested ladies should know that their local Rajas are very, very excited 
about this program and are immediately available to personally answer all 
questions related to this beautiful program. If it is not immediately possible 
to speak with their local Raja, ladies are requested to contact the Divine Devi 
of the Global Country of World Peace office by email at urg...@devinedevi.org. 

  
PROCLAMATION
By the Royal Order 
of 
His Majesty Maharaja Adhi Raj Raja Raam,
First Ruler of Vishwa Shanti Rashtra, The Global Country of World Peace

In Preparation for the Auspicious Celebration of Vaisakhi Purnima
Of the Year 2066 of the Vedic Calendar






[FairfieldLife] Weather in Southern F-land next weekend?

2009-04-21 Thread cardemaister

Weather in Southern Finland next weekend shall
be extremely cold for the time of year,
with blistering(?) sun shine, because of the ME??

*hiraNyayena* savitaa rathena
aa devo yaati bhuvanaani pashyan



[FairfieldLife] Re: Fwd: Mother Divine Emerita and Divine Devi of the Global Country of World Peace

2009-04-21 Thread TurquoiseB
I just *know* I'm gonna get flack for this,
but I just can't resist. It's like giving a
lifelong vaudeville comedian a straight line
and expecting him not to respond with a joke.

--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, scienceofabundance no_re...@... wrote:

 Subject: Mother Divine Emerita and Divine Devi of the 
 Global Country or World Peace

Why is it that this announcement feels so 
appropriate coming right on the heels of 
women are only good for tempting men to
leave the spiritual path JohnR talking 
about beauty contests?  :-)

 Following consultation with the ladies of Maharishi's 
 Mother Divine Program and the 21 Rajinis of Maharishi's 
 worldwide movement, His Majesty Maharaja Adhi Raj Raja 
 Raam has announced the creation of two new groups of 
 ideal ladies to create enlightenment for all the world.

First wonderful buzzphrase -- ideal ladies.

Call me sick, but I'm picturing a Barbie 
with no genitals dressed in a sari, walking
several paces behind a Ken doll dressed in
a white robe and wearing a crown.

 In a Royal Proclamation to prepare for the celebration 
 of Vaisakhi Purnima of the Vedic Calendar...

This celebration will hopefully provide a
bit of a break for the hard-working Rajas
and Rajinis and Mothers Divine (more on this
buzzphrase later), in between telling heads
of school systems that TM is not a religion.

 ...His Majesty has proclaimed Vaisakhi Purnima as the 
 auspicious day of inauguration of Mother Divine Emerita 
 (MDE) and Divine Devi of the Global Country of World 
 Peace (DD-GCWP).

Why do I suddenly have a vision of Sister
Aloysious from Doubt? And why does the
phrase Old Nun's Club suddenly spring to
mind?

 In a worldwide satellite conference celebration, amid 
 cheers, applause, and the sounds of conches and ringing 
 bells...

The mind boggles at the things that Old Nuns
consider a celebration.

 ...His Majesty announced: It is a great joy to invite 
 current ladies of Mother Divine to join Mother Divine 
 Emerita and continue to sanctify the world with their 
 blessing. This invitation will be of particular interest 
 to our dear Mothers Divine...

Mothers Divine? Well, I guess it's better
than Mother Divines. Can't be implying that
there could be more than one Divine, can we?  :-)

 ...who have blessed the world for at least 15 years or 
 who are 35 years of age or older.

It IS an Old Nun's Club. 

I'm surprised there is not a dryness test 
as well as a length of time test as a 
criterion for membership.

 His Majesty explained that it was always Maharishi's 
 wish that the ladies of Maharishi's Mother Divine would 
 be granted the title of Mother Divine Emerita... 

Hold on here just a moment. Granted?

Doesn't that sorta imply that these ladies
are second-class citizens who can only be
granted things by their betters, the men?

And isn't granting these ladies a more
lofty title while keeping them far, far away
from the real reins of power in the TMO a lot
like granting your secretary the title of
administrative assistant while keeping her
a secretary, and at the same salary?  

 ...as a celebration of gratitude to their continuous 
 blessings on our worldwide movement and creating 
 Heaven on Earth. 

I'm curious as to how these blessings occur.
Is it the mechanism of not having sex that confers
the blessings, or some other mechanism? Curious
minds want to know.

 More details of this beautiful program will be announced 
 shortly. 

As soon as the men think them up and impose
them on the ladies.

 In the meantime, all of our dear Mother Divine ladies 
 interested should please contact the Mother Divine 
 Emerita office at ap...@...

And we'll send you a printed-in-gold certificate
that you can hang in your cube saying that you
are now an administrative assistant, no longer
a secretary. Get me another coffee, will you 
honey?

 His Majesty also announced the creation of a beautiful 
 new program, Divine Devi of the Global Country of World 
 Peace, created especially for ladies everywhere who are 
 seeking true enlightenment – but who also wish to join 
 His Majesty and Their Excellencies, The 40 Rajas of our 
 Worldwide Movement, in perpetuating the administration 
 of Maharishi's Worldwide Movement and creating the 
 enlightened leaders of tomorrow for our beloved 
 Maharishi's Worldwide Movement. 

H. This sounds like a recruitment speech 
in high schools for Virgins For Jesus to me.

 According to His Majesty...

And you should believe him because he has a title,
just like you'll have if you join our new Virgins
For Vishnu Club...

 ...the goal of Divine Devi of the Global Country of World 
 Peace is to create a Royal Family of the Global Country 
 of World Peace to ensure enlightenment administration of 
 the world for all mankind for all generations. 

And to avoid becoming actual mothers by avoiding 
having sex.

 More details of this beautiful program will be announced 
 shortly. Please distribute this Royal Proclamation to 
 all ladies. Given the 

Re: [FairfieldLife] Re: Tat Wala Baba - What the Saints do in the forest

2009-04-21 Thread Peter
Kuldip,
The person who wrote that about Shiva is a fool. What can you do other than 
ignore him. He wants to hear himself talk and is not open to anything other 
than his own thoughts. 

--- On Mon, 4/20/09, kuldip jhala kulls2...@yahoo.co.in wrote:
From: kuldip jhala kulls2...@yahoo.co.in
Subject: Re: [FairfieldLife] Re: Tat Wala Baba - What the Saints do in the 
forest
To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com
Date: Monday, April 20, 2009, 11:52 PM





















i request the moderator whoever he is to either warn the person who
wrote this crap and insulting thing about shiv or close this topic.

what does the person know about india and their gods? atleast what does
he know about shiv ? i bet he does not even know the full meaning of
shiv and how he helps the governing

first learn him , educate yourself and then say words out of your own mouth...

tell me , what have you done all these years from learning of your
beautiful jesus ? you all have been fighting amongst yourselves ...
first know jesus first and then come here to ridicule other god's.

i will not waste my time in telling what the author should do...

god bless you always

kuldip

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--- On Mon, 20/4/09, Richard J. Williams willy...@yahoo.com wrote:

From: Richard J. Williams willy...@yahoo.com
Subject: [FairfieldLife] Re: Tat Wala Baba - What the Saints do in the forest
To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com
Date: Monday, 20 April, 2009, 8:53 PM









  
  do.rflex wrote:

 Tat Wala Baba - What the Saints do in the forest...



Thanks for this, John - this certainly cannot compare 

to what the ex-TMers do in the forest down in Brazil!



From: John Manning

Subject: Shiva is a pussy 

Newsgroups: alt.meditation. transcendental

Date: October 12, 2001 



I have experienced the energy of 'Shiva'. 'He' is 

a lower level 'god' that only has the power that 

you give 'him'.



Shiva, while real, (to the extent that YOU give 

him/it reality) is basically full of shit. Brahma 

and Vishnu are also full of shit and enjoy your 

worship - and have NO POWER if you don't kiss 

their asses.



YOU are the cause and end result. That other stuff 

is crap compared to who you are.



From a practical point of view, all you have to do 

is to look at India - the bastion of Shankara - and 

its pathetic results in human life; very similar 

to MMY's pathetic results and current endeavors. He 

can't even go back to India without facing massive 

tax violations. He would be arrested and taken into 

custody.




 

  


 





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[FairfieldLife] Re: Slideshow of Maharishi Vedic Pandits in India

2009-04-21 Thread cardemaister
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, michael vedamer...@... wrote:

 
 

 
 Please let us know what else you might like us to send along about 
 Maharishi's pandit program for creating peace and affluence; and please 
 continue to send us your suggestions for how to make this project happen more 
 quickly.
 
  
 With very best wishes,
  
 Jai Guru Dev
 
 Raja Harris
  
  
 P.S. If this newsletter was forwarded to you by a friend, you can sign up to 
 have future issues sent directly to you by clicking here. 
 
 If you would like to support the Vedic Pandits at the Brahmasthan you can 
 make an on-line donation here.
 
 

Whoa! That was way cool! For me, one of the best recitations I've ever
heard!



[FairfieldLife] Re: What Barry Wright doesn't know

2009-04-21 Thread raunchydog
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, TurquoiseB no_re...@... wrote:

 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, raunchydog raunchydog@ wrote:
 
  Edg, Thanks for sharing what fatherhood means to you.  
  Beautiful. You are a fortunate man to have allowed 
  yourself the experience of a profoundly loving 
  relationship with your children at their birth. 
  Very touching.
 
 I'll admit to having read the following 14 lines,
 mainly because I was curious as to what would 
 impress a Raunchydog. And I'll give both Raunchy
 and Edg my honest opinion.
 
 It's *exactly the same kind of language* you hear
 from Dads hauled into court for child or spousal
 abuse. Ask Dr. Pete or Marek.
 
 *Every one of them* can trot out stuff like this. 
 As well they should. They've practiced it often,
 every time they've had to try to talk their wives
 out of divorcing them. 
 
 IMO it's a form of channeling. Ashamed of not
 being able to control their lower emotions, they
 think that they can somehow justify them by, for
 a short period of time, channeling a higher
 emotion to paint themselves as sympathetic and
 merely misunderstood. 
 
 I don't buy it. I suspect that Edg writes this
 way about his kids because they won't have anything
 to do with him, and writing about them like this
 is the closest he can get to them. We've all seen
 how he lashes out at anyone who doesn't buy his
 act here on FFL; can we imagine that he'd be any
 different in a family situation?
 
 I might be wrong about this, but that's how the
 following paragraph strikes me. I'm helping to
 raise a new baby myself, the daughter of my best
 friend. And it's really neat. But so far I haven't
 felt the need to write about it here to show how
 sensitive and loving *I* am. Like the child abuser
 waxing poetic about how much he loves the kid
 covered with bruises, such language tends to 
 ring a little false and self-serving.

Barry, I think it's great you are helping to raise a baby. It's a beautiful 
experience. How do you feel about it? Share.
 
 But hey!, Raunchy...if you like it, cool. Me, I
 just have higher standards when it comes to 
 writing, and to people. The word that stands out
 for me in the paragraph below is narcissist. The 
 entire paragraph is about how his kids made *Edg* 
 feel, not about the kids themselves. 
 
 It's the I love my kids because they make *me* 
 feel special counterpart of I'm enlightened 
 because believing I am makes *me* feel special.
 That's probably why Jim liked it, too. That and
 the fact that it was dumping on Barry.  :-)
 
 
  Every child of mine was entirely unique, and this was 
  clear to me instantly when each one took the very first 
  breath. I cut their cords. I whispered into tiny ears 
  my cosmic love pouring from a heart newly aflame, a 
  heart bursting to unexpected heights. My whole being 
  flowed into their every possible future and blessed it.  
  I could not kiss them enough, could not hug them as 
  tenderly as their preciousness deserved, could not tear 
  my mind from the perfection of their potentials. I who 
  am a narcissist, a Leo, had my rock-heart melted by the 
  first glance when their eyes opened to see my face for 
  the first time. The world could never be the same, I 
  was theirs  forever, and I loved the challenge it 
  presented to me -- down to its quarks.





[FairfieldLife] Essential 'Quiet-Time' Meditation

2009-04-21 Thread dhamiltony2k5
Essential Meditation  EM

Secular enough?

Would this be secular enough for public schools

http://essentialmeditation.org:80/eng/

an adjunct Technique or method to use within consciousness-based education of 
the classroom quiet-time?



[FairfieldLife] Re: What Barry Wright doesn't know

2009-04-21 Thread TurquoiseB
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, raunchydog raunchy...@... wrote:

 Barry, I think it's great you are helping to raise a baby. 
 It's a beautiful experience. How do you feel about it? Share.

It's a very it takes a village to raise a child
experience, for many reasons.

The biggest is because my best friend is part of a
polyamorous relationship, and thus there are three
live-in parents, not two. Seeing them actually
get along and share equally in all aspects of 
raising a daughter is pretty inspiring.

I'm not there all the time, only as needed. So it
is sometimes several days or a week between times
that I get to see Maya. ( Maya the little girl, not
Maya the concept. :-)

Thus I actually have more of a perspective on how
much she has changed since I saw her last than the
parents do. They're there 24/7, and so big changes 
sometimes escape their notice because they're so 
gradual. Me, because I'm not there all the time and
because I am by nature a people watcher, I tend
to notice. Often I'm the first to point out a big
change, like the transition between not being able
to move her head to follow people as they moved and
being able to. Or her discovery of the wonders of
having feet.  :-)

She's only three months old, so she doesn't say much
yet. :-) But she has already laughed out loud (not
just smiled), so that's pretty neat. A good sign.





[FairfieldLife] Re: What Barry Wright doesn't know

2009-04-21 Thread raunchydog
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, TurquoiseB no_re...@... wrote:

 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, raunchydog raunchydog@ wrote:
 
  Barry, I think it's great you are helping to raise a baby. 
  It's a beautiful experience. How do you feel about it? Share.
 
 It's a very it takes a village to raise a child
 experience, for many reasons.
 

Thanks for plugging Hillary's first book.
http://www.happinessonline.org/LoveAndHelpChildren/p12.htm

 The biggest is because my best friend is part of a
 polyamorous relationship, and thus there are three
 live-in parents, not two. Seeing them actually
 get along and share equally in all aspects of 
 raising a daughter is pretty inspiring.

What is inspiring about it? What is the gender mix? 

 I'm not there all the time, only as needed. So it
 is sometimes several days or a week between times
 that I get to see Maya. ( Maya the little girl, not
 Maya the concept. :-)

Are you the babysitter when the three parents want to go out for the evening? 
Or do you visit with one or more of the parents present?

 Thus I actually have more of a perspective on how
 much she has changed since I saw her last than the
 parents do. They're there 24/7, and so big changes 
 sometimes escape their notice because they're so 
 gradual. Me, because I'm not there all the time and
 because I am by nature a people watcher, I tend
 to notice. Often I'm the first to point out a big
 change, like the transition between not being able
 to move her head to follow people as they moved and
 being able to. Or her discovery of the wonders of
 having feet.  :-)
 
 She's only three months old, so she doesn't say much
 yet. :-) But she has already laughed out loud (not
 just smiled), so that's pretty neat. A good sign.


Barry, I guess the experience of being an observer of a family unit and being a 
peripheral father, gives you some emotional distance, that doesn't challenge 
your comfort zone, to the extent you are able to report seeing signs of 
childhood development rather than how you feel about it. Perhaps it explains 
why you cannot relate to how Edg feels about his children. His ability to write 
about his children so passionately, and beautifully comes from intimately 
experiencing the pain and joys of raising children. He can write about it 
because he has opened his heart fully to the experience of fatherhood. He is 
blessed.  



Re: [FairfieldLife] Re: What Barry Wright doesn't know

2009-04-21 Thread Sal Sunshine

On Apr 21, 2009, at 12:55 AM, TurquoiseB wrote:


I admit to having read maybe about 50 lines,
to try and see if there were any pearls I might
have otherwise missed.


I really didn't. *Whatever* the subject matter,
I can rarely get through more than a few lines
of any Edgpost. The reason is that I don't get
off on a genre of writing called emotional
junkie-ism. That's where writers mistake a
surge of strong emotion for creativity. The
more strong the emotion feels, the better they
think their writing is.

There is always a kind of desperation about this
kind of writing that I don't enjoy. Because when
the current surge of emotion wears off, the
writers in question often find that they have
nothing to say, and have to artificially create
another surge before they can write again. This
often takes the form of abuse of drugs or alcohol,
or something we see often on this forum, manu-
factured outrage. Think Rush Limbaugh. That's
the problem with writing like this...it's a kind
of junk food.


Good description, Barry.
Every now and then empty calories are what I want,
I guess.  Or at least what I'm willing to put up with.

Sal



[FairfieldLife] Re: What Barry Wright doesn't know

2009-04-21 Thread TurquoiseB
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Sal Sunshine salsunsh...@... wrote:

 On Apr 21, 2009, at 12:55 AM, TurquoiseB wrote:
 
I admit to having read maybe about 50 lines,
to try and see if there were any pearls I might
have otherwise missed.
  
   I really didn't. *Whatever* the subject matter,
   I can rarely get through more than a few lines
   of any Edgpost. The reason is that I don't get
   off on a genre of writing called emotional
   junkie-ism. That's where writers mistake a
   surge of strong emotion for creativity. The
   more strong the emotion feels, the better they
   think their writing is.
  
   There is always a kind of desperation about this
   kind of writing that I don't enjoy. Because when
   the current surge of emotion wears off, the
   writers in question often find that they have
   nothing to say, and have to artificially create
   another surge before they can write again. This
   often takes the form of abuse of drugs or alcohol,
   or something we see often on this forum, manu-
   factured outrage. Think Rush Limbaugh. That's
   the problem with writing like this...it's a kind
   of junk food.
 
 Good description, Barry.
 Every now and then empty calories are what I want,
 I guess. Or at least what I'm willing to put up with.

That's exactly it from the reader's point
of view -- a junk food sugar rush.

From the writer's point of view it's often
more debilitating, and often marks the dif-
ference between people who consider themselves
writers and real writers.

It's EASY to write when you're all caught up
in an emotional experience or a strong mood.
The words just flow out. However, there are
two problems with this kind of writing. The
first is that the words often are not really
very good, and the writer cannot see that 
*because* of the strength of the mood. He or
she tends to believe, If I felt that strongly
about it as I was writing it, it had to have
come from a 'deeper place,' and thus *has* to
be good. Sadly, this is often not the case.

The second problem is that this kind of writing
is addicting. One gets hooked on the emotional
highs, and when they are not present, writers
of this ilk often tend to be able NOT to write.
So they create *artificial* emotion via drugs,
alcohol, manufactured anger, artificial bhakti,
etc., hoping to jack themselves up enough that
they can write again. Leads to a lot of burnouts.

I can speak about this with some humility because
I've been there, done that. But one of the things
you learn if you actually become a journeyman
writer -- someone who has to write to deadline
and churn out not only output but *quality* output
on a consistent basis -- is that you can't rely on
this. First it's a burnout, and second it's very
illusory in terms of quality. 

It's a similar situation in my opinion to those
seekers who confuse strong emotional experiences 
with spiritual experience. For them, the stronger 
and more overwhelming the emotion they feel about 
their spiritual teacher or God or whatever is, the 
more spiritual an experience it is.

While I understand this point of view, my experience
in life tells me that it's just not true. Truly
profound spiritual experiences are NOT overwhelming;
they feel natural and normal. A person having a 
strong samadhi experience who is suddenly needed to
handle an emergency CAN handle it, without feeling
the least bit spaced out or fragile or emotional
about having to do so. 

But all this is Just My Opinion, as always. I'm sure
there are people who really get off on over-the-top,
out-of-control emotion presented as if it were art. 
Many of them are Glenn Beck or Tammy Faye Baker fans.  :-)





[FairfieldLife] The Turq Effect Leads the Way :)

2009-04-21 Thread grate . swan
April 21, 2009
Spain's Falling Prices Fuel Deflation Fears in Europe
By NELSON D. SCHWARTZ

VALENCIA, Spain — Faced with plunging orders, merchants across this 
recession-wracked country are starting to do something that many of them have 
never done: cut retail prices.

Prices dipped everywhere, from restaurants and fashion retailers to pharmacies 
and supermarkets in March. Hoping to increase sales, Fernando Maestre reduced 
prices by a third on the video intercoms his company makes for homes and 
apartment buildings. But that has not helped, so, along with many other Spanish 
employers, he is continuing to fire workers.

The nation's jobless rate, already a painful 15.5 percent, could soon reach 20 
percent, a troubling number for a major industrialized country.

With the combination of rising unemployment and falling prices, economists fear 
Spain may be in the early grip of deflation, a hallmark of both the Great 
Depression and Japan's lost decade of the 1990s, and a major concern since the 
financial crisis went global last year.

Deflation can result in a downward spiral that can be difficult to reverse. As 
unemployment rises sharply and consumers cut spending, companies cut prices. 
But if sales do not pick up, then revenue can decline further, forcing more 
cuts in workers or wages. Mr. Maestre is already contemplating additional job 
and wage cuts for his 250 employees.

Nowhere is this cycle more evident than in Spain. Last month, it became the 
first of the 16 nations that use the euro to record a negative inflation rate. 
The drop, though just 0.1 percent, had not happened since the government began 
tracking inflation in 1961, and Spanish officials have said prices could keep 
dropping through the summer.

Some of the decline came as volatile food prices sank; the cost of fish fell 
6.2 percent, and sugar was down 5.7 percent. But even prices in normally stable 
sectors like drugs and medical treatments fell 0.7 percent in March, and there 
were slight declines in footwear, clothing and prices for household electronics.

Alarm bells are going off, said Lorenzo Amor, president of the Association of 
Autonomous Workers, which represents small businesses and self-employed people. 
Economies can recover from deceleration, but it's harder to recover from a 
deflationary situation. This could be a catastrophe for the Spanish economy.

Deflation is not just a Spanish concern. Luxembourg, Portugal and Ireland have 
reported price drops, too. While the declines have been slight — and prices 
rose modestly after factoring out food and energy prices, which can fluctuate 
widely — other figures released this month suggest the risk of deflation is 
growing.

In Germany, wholesale prices dropped 8 percent in March from a year ago, the 
steepest fall since 1987. In Japan, wholesale prices fell 2.2 percent on an 
annual basis. In the United States, the Consumer Price Index fell 0.1 percent 
in March, year over year, the first decline of its kind since 1955, though 
prices rose 0.2 percent excluding food and energy.

It doesn't mean it will spread here to the U.S., but we need to look closely 
at Spain and other places to understand the dynamic, says Simon Johnson, a 
professor at the Sloan School of Management at the Massachusetts Institute of 
Technology and a former chief economist for the International Monetary Fund. 
It's like the front line of a new virus outbreak.

The trends have unnerved even well-established businesses. There is such a 
huge lack of confidence in the politicians, in the European Union and in the 
banks, said Arturo Virosque, 79, president of Valencia's chamber of commerce 
and the owner of a local logistics company. Ticking off crises going back to 
the Spanish Civil War in his youth, he said, this is different. It's like an 
illness.

After price cuts by competitors, Mr. Virosque's company reduced charges for 
storage and transportation, and slashed its work force to about 170, from 250. 
The worst thing is that we have to cut the young people, he said, because 
higher severance makes it too expensive to fire older workers.

While unemployment traditionally is higher in Spain than in much of Europe, the 
sharp increase has many here nervous. The jobless rate for those under 25 is at 
a Depression-like level of 31.8 percent, the highest among the 27 nations of 
the European Union.

Before cutting prices in early 2009, Mr. Maestre ordered several rounds of job 
cuts at his company, Fermax, as sales of the intercoms collapsed with Spain's 
housing bubble.

It's a question of survival for everybody, he said. Still, the lower prices 
have not translated into higher sales. Fermax's orders fell 25 percent in the 
first quarter. Prices for some intercom parts that he buys, like video screens, 
have also come down, but it is not enough to make up for the sales drought. 
Prices have to come down more and we will have to spend less, he said.

The effects of this downward spiral are evident 

[FairfieldLife] Re: Tat Wala Baba - What the Saints do in the forest

2009-04-21 Thread curtisdeltablues
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, lurkernomore20002000 steve.sun...@... 
wrote:

Nice one Lurk.  I wrote a couple of satires myself and one went in the 
prison-term direction, but yours was better than mine.  Then I had one about 
one-eyed-pants-pirate worship but it was just too predictably Curtis. Once I 
read yours I realized that shiv had been duly worshiped. Excellent!



 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, kuldip jhala kulls2005@ wrote:
 
  i request the moderator whoever he is to either warn the person who
  wrote this crap and insulting thing about shiv or close this topic.
  
  what does the person know about india and their gods? atleast what does
  he know about shiv ?
 
  Shiv is very useful in a fight.  In prison Shivs are fashioned by many 
 objects, and indeed are dutifully worshipped by inmates
 
 i bet he does not even know the full meaning of
  shiv and how he helps the governing
 
 Shiv is paramount in governing, especially in tight situations.  And in the 
 aforesaid prison environment the full meaning of Shiv is indeed appreciated
  
  first learn him , educate yourself and then say words out of your own 
  mouth...
 
 When confronting one with the power of Shiv, one should certainly be careful 
 of what comes out of one's mouth
  
  tell me , what have you done all these years from learning of your
  beautiful jesus ? you all have been fighting amongst yourselves ...
  first know jesus first and then come here to ridicule other god's.
  
  i will not waste my time in telling what the author should do...
  
  god bless you always
  
  kuldip
  
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  http://www.bluesecurity.com/register/s?user=c2pqaGFsYTEzMQ%3D%3D
  
  --- On Mon, 20/4/09, Richard J. Williams willytex@ wrote:
  
  From: Richard J. Williams willytex@
  Subject: [FairfieldLife] Re: Tat Wala Baba - What the Saints do in the 
  forest
  To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com
  Date: Monday, 20 April, 2009, 8:53 PM
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  

do.rflex wrote:
  
   Tat Wala Baba - What the Saints do in the forest...
  
  
  
  Thanks for this, John - this certainly cannot compare 
  
  to what the ex-TMers do in the forest down in Brazil!
  
  
  
  From: John Manning
  
  Subject: Shiva is a pussy 
  
  Newsgroups: alt.meditation. transcendental
  
  Date: October 12, 2001 
  
  
  
  I have experienced the energy of 'Shiva'. 'He' is 
  
  a lower level 'god' that only has the power that 
  
  you give 'him'.
  
  
  
  Shiva, while real, (to the extent that YOU give 
  
  him/it reality) is basically full of shit. Brahma 
  
  and Vishnu are also full of shit and enjoy your 
  
  worship - and have NO POWER if you don't kiss 
  
  their asses.
  
  
  
  YOU are the cause and end result. That other stuff 
  
  is crap compared to who you are.
  
  
  
  From a practical point of view, all you have to do 
  
  is to look at India - the bastion of Shankara - and 
  
  its pathetic results in human life; very similar 
  
  to MMY's pathetic results and current endeavors. He 
  
  can't even go back to India without facing massive 
  
  tax violations. He would be arrested and taken into 
  
  custody.
  
  
  
  
   
  

  
  
  
  
   
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
Bollywood news, movie reviews, film trailers and more! Go to 
  http://in.movies.yahoo.com/
 





[FairfieldLife] Re: Tat Wala Baba - What the Saints do in the forest

2009-04-21 Thread Richard J. Williams
Peter wrote:
 The person who wrote that about Shiva is a fool. 
 
No shit, Peter.

From: John Manning
Subject: TM is a cult 
Newsgroups: alt.meditation.transcendental
Date: September 25, 2001 

I think Maharishi saved his ass after threats of 
exposure of his sexual pecadillos. His empire, to 
me today, is not much different than any other 
corporate entity. It certainly is NOT 'heaven on 
earth' and it is very far removed from anything 
akin to Divinity.

I refuse to hear 'justification' for his bullshit. 
Bullshit is bullshit. This is 'guru' bullshit. To 
me, it is bullshit of the highest order. (It has 
the worst stench when it claims Divinity and is
NOT.)

I fully expect proponents of TM and Maharishi to 
respond. Don't bother. I, myself, was brainwashed 
in this shit. I know how it works on both sides.

Hayam dukam anagatam - The shit that has not yet 
landed on you is worth avoiding. - Maharishi Mahesh Yogi



[FairfieldLife] Guru Dev: While staying in the forest . . .

2009-04-21 Thread do.rflex


'The God's Devotee can never stay dejected. While staying in the forests, we 
were always under the all-powerful nature of Paramatman.  There in the deep 
forests, where there are no facilities for living are easily available; all 
needs of the devotee were looked into by Paramatman. 

How can a prince experience any need in his own Kingdom? The devotee of the 
all-powerful Lord, wherever, in any of the three worlds he might be, he is the 
prince and so he will live in bliss. How can the all-powerful Lord tolerate the 
suffering of his devotee? 

Through one's faith, devotion and trust in Paramatman alone and none else, it 
is certain to get the Lord's attention. From then onwards Paramatman himself 
will look after the well being of the devotee. 

There will be no need to pray for one's welfare. 

When the son gets sick, he requests the father to get him treated and then the 
father acts. Is it? Since the father will not be able to see his son suffer. 
Even without asking, he will do his best to get his son cured. Thus, who 
becomes Paramatman's, who wrests Paramatman's love for themselves, for them 
Paramatman, without even a request, will do the needful. It is an experienced 
fact, that Paramatman's devotee can never be unhappy.' 

From - Swami Brahmananda Saraswati [Guru Dev] 'On Supply'
http://srigurudev.net/gurudev/discourses.html











[FairfieldLife] Re: The Turq Effect Leads the Way :)

2009-04-21 Thread Richard J. Williams
grate.swan posted:
 The American economy is less vulnerable to 
 deflation...

Soon, over one third of the U.S. Senate and 
all of the House of Representatives will be 
up for reelection. That's when the American 
voters will decide who or not has been doing 
their job. 

If the payroll taxes are higher, and the 
economy is still on the down slide, and there 
is still a double-digit deficit, the current 
congressional leaders will be voted out of 
office. 

It isn't just the bail-outs that get people 
angry, it's the runaway spending and 
pork-barreling by the congress. 

There will be 'Tea Parties' all over the 
country! 

If deflation, due to government spending, 
causes the dollar to slide, there will be 
hell to pay around election time in two 
years. 

If there is no economic success with the 
current administration, my prediction is 
that independent candidates will take over 
the U.S. Congress - both the current Repugs 
and the Dems will be out of a job.

Fifty-one percent (51%) of Americans have 
a favorable view of the 'tea parties' held 
nationwide last week, including 32% who say 
their view of the events is Very favorable.

Full report: 

'51% View Tea Parties Favorably, Political 
Class Strongly Disagrees'
Rasmussen Reports, Monday, April 20, 2009
http://tinyurl.com/c7grm9





[FairfieldLife] Re: Guru Dev: While staying in the forest . . .

2009-04-21 Thread Richard J. Williams
do.rflex wrote:
 While staying in the forest...

Thanks for this, John - the results are 
right in front of my eyeballs. LOL!

From: John Manning
Subject: Re: Quote from Maharishi 
Forum: Yahoo! TMControversy  
Date: Monday Aug 5, 2002 

Acronymns 'R' Us, for 'science'? Hiding the 
obvious is 'scientific'? What a dance it is 
to argue the absurd. What a shame. What a 
comedy/tradgedy. It's so fucking obvious - 
unless you're invested in the lie and it's 
critical to your personal 'income'. 

In other words, you've purchased the BS and 
are committed to the results 'in those terms'. 

You will get what you have purchased. Some of 
us can see this clearly. The *results* are in 
front of the eyeballs. Look around at the TM 
org.

Ya' don't go to God's realm with a 'mechanical 
technique' and without God or love. That ain't 
too hard ta understand - even for a dope like 
me. 



[FairfieldLife] Re: The Science Of Spiritual Marketing (Is kneeling *ever* just kneeling)

2009-04-21 Thread Duveyoung
below
curtisdeltablues curtisdeltabl...@... wrote:

 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, authfriend jstein@ wrote:
 
  --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, curtisdeltablues
curtisdeltablues@ wrote:
  snip
   Judy (from a post on alt.m.t):
   We've discussed this before here, and TMers chimed in
   about their own initiations; some knelt, some didn't.
   I didn't.  There's no pressure to do so.  Some who
   had more recently learned TM said there hadn't even
   been an *invitation* to kneel.
  
   ME:
   No one if forced to kneel.  But the presumptive motion
   we make as we kneel,indicating that they kneel worked
   every time I used it.  I never had anyone in all my
   teaching, not kneel.  The impression that some do and
   some don't is a vast overstatement of people who do not.
   It would require a pretty strong oppositional
   personality or a person who had their own religious
   convictions to not go along.
 
  Must have been lots of 'em on alt.m.t and among the
  TMers I knew, then. Some do, some don't is not an
  overstatement in terms of my observation and that of
  others on alt.m.t, including one TM teacher.

 Perhaps other teachers can weigh in.  This is not a big point it is
just so different from my experience.

When I motioned for the person to kneel, I did a big sweep of the hand
and arm -- a purposeful and obvious -- though wordlessly done --
instruction to the initiate that kneeling was being suggested, AND, I
looked them in the face before I did  it -- to make sure my motion had
their attention.

Out of thousands, only two people didn't kneel.  I think it's a question
of how big and obvious the gesture is and the body/face posture/look
that the teacher gives the initiate.  My initiator did this tiny little
move -- I bet he had a bigger pecentage of folks who didn't kneel.  But,
for me, people were quite compliant and willing to go along with
watching (not witnessing) the puja, and that's the first step onto the
slippery slope of participation.  They're past some sort of
psychological tipping point, and when the kneeling instruction comes, I
would guess that many of them say to themselves, What the fuck, I've
gone this far -- fruit, flowers, hanky, and me standing here in my socks
with the hole in the heel holding a flower while this teacher is smoking
up the room burning sticks, rice and something that looks like crack
cocaine before a photo of this stern unsmiling dude who looks like he's
seriously pissed. So, I'll kneel -- might as well play along with this
-- why upset this instructor unnecessarily -- I'll get the mantra and
that's what I paid for.


 
   Judy:
   Even if the student *does* choose to kneel at the end,
   he or she spends most of the ceremony standing off to
   the side, just watching, contrary to the post I was
   responding to which claimed by analogy, falsely, that
   the student was on his knees throughout and very
   directly participated.
  
   ME:
   Just watching IS how you participate in a Hindu puja.
 
  Just watching is how you participate in a movie, too.

 This is a false comparative.  You don't witness a person making
offerings (that you brought) on an alter at the movies either.  The
witnessing part is not the totality of your participation.

It's not all one piece, right?  It's not just one thing that is being
done when the initiate is doing what we call witnessing.  The act of
witnessing is really, say, hundreds of individual moments of
consciousness -- some of which were processes about 'what was
happening' by egoic brain functions  during the puja. The person's ego
is definitely participating by simply standing there, instead of, say,
walking out of the room,  or thinking about some other topic.  The
person is making this decision to stand there and attend, and attend
again and attend again.  At any moment there's this updating my recent
decision process going on in the person's mind -- not a bigass debate,
not some intense internal back and forthing about should I stay here,
but a constant drone of I'll just stand here, this is interesting, this
is cool etc.  The ego is kneeling (surrendering to, cooperating with,
doing what the teacher said to do) to that decisioning.  Itertatively,
one  gives permission to oneself to continue the process of cooperating
with this teaching procedure.  This is not witnessing by my definition
-- it's a many-increments-processing of the mind that results in one
serially kneeling to the situation.  This is good preperation for the
ego to get used to doing what the teacher instructs, and when the time
comes to kneel -- for most, it's a gimme -- they'll do it.

This form of doingness simply cannot be called
witnessing-in-its-purest-spiritual meaning.  Of course, the witness is
always there behind the workings of the mind, and the purpose of TM is
too train the person to get to that level of least excitation where that
witness'  acutality can be realized.

 
  This argument doesn't work when it involves an *absence*
 

[FairfieldLife] Learning Social Graces

2009-04-21 Thread do.rflex


Image: http://snipurl.com/gbl45 



[FairfieldLife] Learning Social Graces

2009-04-21 Thread do.rflex


Image: http://snipurl.com/gbl45 



[FairfieldLife] Re: Fwd: Mother Divine Emerita and Divine Devi of the Global Country of World Peace

2009-04-21 Thread grate . swan
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, TurquoiseB no_re...@... wrote:

 
 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, scienceofabundance no_reply@ wrote:
 
  Subject: Mother Divine Emerita and Divine Devi of the 
  Global Country or World Peace
 
 
  His Majesty also announced the creation of a beautiful 
  new program, Divine Devi of the Global Country of World 
  Peace, created especially for ladies everywhere who are 
  seeking true enlightenment – 

 but who also wish to join 
  His Majesty and Their Excellencies, The 40 Rajas of our 
  Worldwide Movement, in perpetuating the administration 
  of Maharishi's Worldwide Movement and creating the 
  enlightened leaders of tomorrow for our beloved 
  Maharishi's Worldwide Movement. 

Think Queens. (No, not the rajas in full regalia!). Fresh young meat for the 
rajas to create and perpetuate the royal lineages.  Don't want any dried out 35 
year olds for that. And certainly not someone who has been on the MD program 
for 15 + years -- the rajas know they are Wacko. No, fresh young innocent 
things who will hang on every profound word uttered by the rajas in the 
magnificent Court of King Tony. Young, fresh vibrant -- with the abilities to 
enable the aging rajas rise to the occasion and usher in the experience of real 
Heaven on Earth -- in the act of perpetuating the divine and royal lines.  
There will be two groups -- the Queens and the Consorts -- the latter basically 
a scholarship program. The work your way into Heaven program for less 
fortunate, but highly endowed and greatly talented young ladies. And one of the 
greatest barriers to Heaven on Earth will soon be melting -- the prohibitions 
against multiple wives! Soon each raj may have Queens and Consorts up the wazzo 
--  (well unfortunate image there.) Be all that you can be for your King. The 
Court of King Tony just wants a few Good Ladies. Auditions starting at 8pm.





 
 H. This sounds like a recruitment speech 
 in high schools for Virgins For Jesus to me.
 
  According to His Majesty...
 
 And you should believe him because he has a title,
 just like you'll have if you join our new Virgins
 For Vishnu Club...
 
  ...the goal of Divine Devi of the Global Country of World 
  Peace is to create a Royal Family of the Global Country 
  of World Peace to ensure enlightenment administration of 
  the world for all mankind for all generations. 
 
 And to avoid becoming actual mothers by avoiding 
 having sex.
 
  More details of this beautiful program will be announced 
  shortly. Please distribute this Royal Proclamation to 
  all ladies. Given the nature of this program, this program 
  is limited to ladies between 18 and 22 years of age.
 
 Ladies between 18 and 22 whose aspiration
 in life is to someday be granted member-
 ship in the Old Nun's Club by men.
 
  In special cases, ladies as young as 15 years of age will 
  be considered depending on their country of residence at 
  the time of application.  
 
 Hell, Virgins For Vishnu will take you if
 you're 12 as long as you swear off sex and
 promise to walk at least three paces behind
 the Rajas at all times.
 
  All interested ladies should know that their local Rajas 
  are very, very excited about this program...
 
 Excited in a Good Way, that is...not that
 Bad Way that we're trying to save you from.
 
  ...and are immediately available to personally answer 
  all questions related to this beautiful program. 
 
 Possibly after hours, somewhere the Rajinis
 can't interrupt us. We promise not to ask you
 any embarrassing questions about gay marriage. :-)
 
  If it is not immediately possible to speak with their 
  local Raja, ladies are requested to contact the Divine 
  Devi of the Global Country of World Peace office by 
  email at urgent@ 
 
 In other words, if they can't find a MAN to
 talk to them about becoming a member of the
 Virgins For Vishnu Club, they can settle for
 the next best thing, talking to a member of
 the Old Nun's Club. 
 
 All I can say is, if this is the future that
 the men of the TM movement envision for women
 when Heaven On Earth dawns, I sure pity the
 women. Ooops. Ladies.





[FairfieldLife] Re: Miss California Cheated out of Crown

2009-04-21 Thread shempmcgurk
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, TurquoiseB no_re...@... wrote:

 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, John jr_esq@ wrote:
 
  To All:
  
  Miss California had all the goods to win the Miss America 
  crown. She was cheated by a blogger who asked a politically 
  sensitive question about gay marriage. Questions like that 
  should not have been allowed in a beauty contest.
 
 Because as we all know, beauty contests are
 about more noble things, like how hot the
 contestant looks in a bathing suit. 
 
 The question that springs to my mind, John,
 is what a person with the kinds of ideas you
 have espoused here about women as temptresses
 and the joys of celibacy and purity doing
 watching a beauty contest? 




Why do you assume that John watched the beauty contest?

I didn't watch it but know of the controversy because it was covered all over 
the internet.  Indeed, I dare say that only a small percentage of the US 
population (5%?) watched the actual contest but many, many more know of the 
controversy.




 
 The second question that springs to mind is,
 What were you doing with your right hand 
 while popping popcorn into your mouth with
 the left hand?  :-)





[FairfieldLife] Re: The Turq Effect Leads the Way :)

2009-04-21 Thread Richard M
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Richard J. Williams willy...@... 
wrote:


 If there is no economic success with the 
 current administration, my prediction is 
 that independent candidates will take over 
 the U.S. Congress - both the current Repugs 
 and the Dems will be out of a job.
 

Is there that capacity for change? If so, how marvellous! (I mean to
have that flexibility. I wouldn't know from my vantage point whether
that would be an improvement over Repugs/Dems).

Here in the UK I can't imagine our political landscape shifting much
no matter WHAT happens. We have oligarchy IMO: a ruling elite in
politics and the media. 



[FairfieldLife] Re: Post Count

2009-04-21 Thread Duveyoung
Hey, how hard would it be to put the number of words, sentences, paragraphs 
also into this report.  Turq did me a major kindness the other day and counted 
my sentences, and I kinda got off on the sheer productivity of the 
number.ego, only ego, yeah, but hey, it could be interesting in that we'd 
measure the folks by a deeper dynamic.  If someone posts 50 messages but only 
produced 500 words, they'd be seen as folks who are satisfied to pepper FFL 
with blurbification.  Those like me would stand out as blabbermouths.  Could be 
some insights about us would be clarified.

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[FairfieldLife] Re: Post Count

2009-04-21 Thread grate . swan
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Duveyoung no_re...@... wrote:

 Hey, how hard would it be to put the number of words, sentences, paragraphs 
 also into this report.  Turq did me a major kindness the other day and 
 counted my sentences, and I kinda got off on the sheer productivity of the 
 number.ego, only ego, yeah, but hey, it could be interesting in that we'd 
 measure the folks by a deeper dynamic.  If someone posts 50 messages but only 
 produced 500 words, they'd be seen as folks who are satisfied to pepper FFL 
 with blurbification.  Those like me would stand out as blabbermouths.  Could 
 be some insights about us would be clarified.

Great idea! Its like so hard right now to figure out who runs off at the mouth 
and who doesn't. Now we can have charts and graphs. One more idea though, how 
about a count of the number of insightful and/or original points in each post. 
And then we can have an insight per 100 lines type metric. (No, negative 
numbers will NOT be allowed).





[FairfieldLife] Re: Fwd: Mother Divine Emerita and Divine Devi of the Global Country of World P

2009-04-21 Thread geezerfreak
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, scienceofabundance no_re...@... wrote:

 FORWARDED:
 
 Sender: gcwpnews@
 Date: Mon, 21 April 2009 12:10:09 -0500
 X-Google-Sender-Auth: c7c7e9987d0dd46d
 Subject: Mother Divine Emerita and Divine Devi of the Global Country or World 
 Peace
 
 Following consultation with the ladies of Maharishi's Mother Divine Program 
 and the 21 Rajinis of Maharishi's worldwide movement, His Majesty Maharaja 
 Adhi Raj Raja Raam has announced the creation of two new groups of ideal 
 ladies to create enlightenment for all the world.
 
 In a Royal Proclamation to prepare for the celebration of Vaisakhi Purnima of 
 the Vedic Calendar, His Majesty has proclaimed Vaisakhi Purnima as the 
 auspicious day of inauguration of Mother Divine Emerita (MDE) and Divine Devi 
 of the Global Country of World Peace (DD-GCWP).
 
 In a worldwide satellite conference celebration, amid cheers, applause, and 
 the sounds of conches and ringing bells, His Majesty announced: It is a 
 great joy to invite current ladies of Mother Divine to join Mother Divine 
 Emerita and continue to sanctify the world with their blessing.  This 
 invitation will be of particular interest to our dear Mothers Divine who have 
 blessed the world for at least 15 years or who are 35 years of age or older.
 
 His Majesty explained that it was always Maharishi's wish that the ladies of 
 Maharishi's Mother Divine would be granted the title of Mother Divine 
 Emerita as a celebration of gratitude to their continuous blessings on our 
 worldwide movement and creating Heaven on Earth. 
 
 More details of this beautiful program will be announced shortly. In the 
 meantime, all of our dear Mother Divine ladies interested should please 
 contact the Mother Divine Emerita office at ap...@...
 
 His Majesty also announced the creation of a beautiful new program, Divine 
 Devi of the Global Country of World Peace, created especially for ladies 
 everywhere who are seeking true enlightenment – but who also wish to join His 
 Majesty and Their Excellencies, The 40 Rajas of our Worldwide Movement, in 
 perpetuating the administration of Maharishi's Worldwide Movement and 
 creating the enlightened leaders of tomorrow for our beloved Maharishi's 
 Worldwide Movement. 
 
 According to His Majesty, the goal of Divine Devi of the Global Country of 
 World Peace is to create a Royal Family of the Global Country of World Peace 
 to ensure enlightenment administration of the world for all mankind for all 
 generations. 
 
 More details of this beautiful program will be announced shortly. Please 
 distribute this Royal Proclamation to all ladies.  Given the nature of this 
 program, this program is limited to ladies between 18 and 22 years of age.  
 In special cases, ladies as young as 15 years of age will be considered 
 depending on their country of residence at the time of application.  
 
 All interested ladies should know that their local Rajas are very, very 
 excited about this program and are immediately available to personally answer 
 all questions related to this beautiful program. If it is not immediately 
 possible to speak with their local Raja, ladies are requested to contact the 
 Divine Devi of the Global Country of World Peace office by email at 
 urg...@... 
 
   
 PROCLAMATION
 By the Royal Order 
 of 
 His Majesty Maharaja Adhi Raj Raja Raam,
 First Ruler of Vishwa Shanti Rashtra, The Global Country of World Peace
 
 In Preparation for the Auspicious Celebration of Vaisakhi Purnima
 Of the Year 2066 of the Vedic Calendar

Hey, all of you ideal ladies out there in Vishwa Shanti Rashtra land (and you 
know who you are)still think TM isn't a religion?



[FairfieldLife] Re: Fwd: Mother Divine Emerita and Divine Devi of the Global Country of World P

2009-04-21 Thread grate . swan
And what words made you think it was not a spoof!


--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, geezerfreak geezerfr...@... wrote:

 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, scienceofabundance no_reply@ wrote:
 
  FORWARDED:
  
  Sender: gcwpnews@
  Date: Mon, 21 April 2009 12:10:09 -0500
  X-Google-Sender-Auth: c7c7e9987d0dd46d
  Subject: Mother Divine Emerita and Divine Devi of the Global Country or 
  World Peace
  
  Following consultation with the ladies of Maharishi's Mother Divine Program 
  and the 21 Rajinis of Maharishi's worldwide movement, His Majesty Maharaja 
  Adhi Raj Raja Raam has announced the creation of two new groups of ideal 
  ladies to create enlightenment for all the world.
  
  In a Royal Proclamation to prepare for the celebration of Vaisakhi Purnima 
  of the Vedic Calendar, His Majesty has proclaimed Vaisakhi Purnima as the 
  auspicious day of inauguration of Mother Divine Emerita (MDE) and Divine 
  Devi of the Global Country of World Peace (DD-GCWP).
  
  In a worldwide satellite conference celebration, amid cheers, applause, and 
  the sounds of conches and ringing bells, His Majesty announced: It is a 
  great joy to invite current ladies of Mother Divine to join Mother Divine 
  Emerita and continue to sanctify the world with their blessing.  This 
  invitation will be of particular interest to our dear Mothers Divine who 
  have blessed the world for at least 15 years or who are 35 years of age or 
  older.
  
  His Majesty explained that it was always Maharishi's wish that the ladies 
  of Maharishi's Mother Divine would be granted the title of Mother Divine 
  Emerita as a celebration of gratitude to their continuous blessings on our 
  worldwide movement and creating Heaven on Earth. 
  
  More details of this beautiful program will be announced shortly. In the 
  meantime, all of our dear Mother Divine ladies interested should please 
  contact the Mother Divine Emerita office at apply@
  
  His Majesty also announced the creation of a beautiful new program, Divine 
  Devi of the Global Country of World Peace, created especially for ladies 
  everywhere who are seeking true enlightenment – but who also wish to join 
  His Majesty and Their Excellencies, The 40 Rajas of our Worldwide Movement, 
  in perpetuating the administration of Maharishi's Worldwide Movement and 
  creating the enlightened leaders of tomorrow for our beloved Maharishi's 
  Worldwide Movement. 
  
  According to His Majesty, the goal of Divine Devi of the Global Country of 
  World Peace is to create a Royal Family of the Global Country of World 
  Peace to ensure enlightenment administration of the world for all mankind 
  for all generations. 
  
  More details of this beautiful program will be announced shortly. Please 
  distribute this Royal Proclamation to all ladies.  Given the nature of this 
  program, this program is limited to ladies between 18 and 22 years of age.  
  In special cases, ladies as young as 15 years of age will be considered 
  depending on their country of residence at the time of application.  
  
  All interested ladies should know that their local Rajas are very, very 
  excited about this program and are immediately available to personally 
  answer all questions related to this beautiful program. If it is not 
  immediately possible to speak with their local Raja, ladies are requested 
  to contact the Divine Devi of the Global Country of World Peace office by 
  email at urgent@ 
  

  PROCLAMATION
  By the Royal Order 
  of 
  His Majesty Maharaja Adhi Raj Raja Raam,
  First Ruler of Vishwa Shanti Rashtra, The Global Country of World Peace
  
  In Preparation for the Auspicious Celebration of Vaisakhi Purnima
  Of the Year 2066 of the Vedic Calendar
 
 Hey, all of you ideal ladies out there in Vishwa Shanti Rashtra land (and 
 you know who you are)still think TM isn't a religion?





[FairfieldLife] Re: Sex education in Georgia

2009-04-21 Thread grate . swan
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, do.rflex do.rf...@... wrote:

 
 
 Anti-abortion extremist Neal Horsley was a guest on FOX News' radio program 
 The Alan Colmes Show.
 
 The topic was an interesting one - whether or not an internet service
 provider should allow Horsley to post the names of abortion doctors on
 his website. Horsley does that as a way of targeting them and one doctor
 had been killed.
 
 In the course of the interview, however, Colmes asked Horsley about his
 background, including a statement that he had admitted to engaging in
 homosexual and bestiality sex.
 

Yes, and so did the queens who were the center of the Great Horse Sacrafices. 
Whats your point?

Oh, wait. That could be the next step. A third tier of Ladies / Queens. Ready 
and able to be part of the greatest yagyas the earth has ever seen -- and 
essential to usher in heaven on Earth.





[FairfieldLife] Re: Fwd: Mother Divine Emerita and Divine Devi of the Global Country of World Peace

2009-04-21 Thread TurquoiseB
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, grate.swan no_re...@... wrote:

 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, TurquoiseB no_reply@ wrote:
 
  --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, scienceofabundance no_reply@ wrote:
  
   His Majesty also announced the creation of a beautiful 
   new program, Divine Devi of the Global Country of World 
   Peace, created especially for ladies everywhere who are 
   seeking true enlightenment – but who also wish to join 
   His Majesty and Their Excellencies, The 40 Rajas of our 
   Worldwide Movement, in perpetuating the administration 
   of Maharishi's Worldwide Movement and creating the 
   enlightened leaders of tomorrow for our beloved 
   Maharishi's Worldwide Movement. 
 
 Think Queens. (No, not the rajas in full regalia!). Fresh 
 young meat for the rajas to create and perpetuate the royal 
 lineages.  

I have to admit, the wording here DID cause a
similar thought in me. Perhaps it was the the
Rajas are all very excited about this program
thang.  :-)

 Don't want any dried out 35 year olds for that. And certainly 
 not someone who has been on the MD program for 15 + years -- 
 the rajas know they are Wacko. No, fresh young innocent things 
 who will hang on every profound word uttered by the rajas in 
 the magnificent Court of King Tony. Young, fresh vibrant -- 
 with the abilities to enable the aging rajas rise to the 
 occasion and usher in the experience of real Heaven on Earth -- 
 in the act of perpetuating the divine and royal lines.  

There IS that. 

I posed the question of succession once before
on this forum, and no one addressed it. 

As far as I know, there is no plan in place for
who takes over when King Tony croaks...uh, I mean
passes over into the Divine Splendor of Brahma-
loka, where He will sit at the right hand of
Maharishi and look down on all the gods and
goddesses.

 There will be two groups -- the Queens and the Consorts -- the 
 latter basically a scholarship program. The work your way into 
 Heaven program for less fortunate, but highly endowed and 
 greatly talented young ladies. And one of the greatest barriers 
 to Heaven on Earth will soon be melting -- the prohibitions 
 against multiple wives! Soon each raj may have Queens and 
 Consorts up the wazzo --  (well unfortunate image there.) 

It would certainly make things more interesting. :-)

 Be all that you can be for your King. The Court of King Tony 
 just wants a few Good Ladies. Auditions starting at 8pm.

Having become a complete addict of the Kings
series on American TV, I can definitely see this
happening. 

And I could see people here who have railed against
extramarital sex (or sex, period) for years switching
over and supporting it wholeheartedly, without missing
a beat.





[FairfieldLife] Re: Fwd: Mother Divine Emerita and Divine Devi of the Global Country of World Peace

2009-04-21 Thread grate . swan
OK, now that I read the actual proclamation, I see it is a spoof. Hard to out 
spoof a spoof. (unfortunate choice of words there.)

this program is limited to ladies between 18 and 22 years of age.  In special 
cases, ladies as young as 15 years of age will be considered depending on their 
country of residence at the time of application. Uh, why would country of 
residence be important there? Hmmm.

 All interested ladies should know that their local Rajas are very, very 
 excited about this program 

They can barely hold it. 

 and are immediately available to personally answer all questions related to 
 this beautiful program. 

 If it is not immediately possible to speak with their local Raja, ladies are 
 requested to contact the Divine Devi of the Global Country of World Peace 
 office by email at urg...@... 

The CraigsList Casual Encounters equivalent for the Rajas)





--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, scienceofabundance no_re...@... wrote:

 FORWARDED:
 
 Sender: gcwpnews@
 Date: Mon, 21 April 2009 12:10:09 -0500
 X-Google-Sender-Auth: c7c7e9987d0dd46d
 Subject: Mother Divine Emerita and Divine Devi of the Global Country or World 
 Peace
 
 Following consultation with the ladies of Maharishi's Mother Divine Program 
 and the 21 Rajinis of Maharishi's worldwide movement, His Majesty Maharaja 
 Adhi Raj Raja Raam has announced the creation of two new groups of ideal 
 ladies to create enlightenment for all the world.
 
 In a Royal Proclamation to prepare for the celebration of Vaisakhi Purnima of 
 the Vedic Calendar, His Majesty has proclaimed Vaisakhi Purnima as the 
 auspicious day of inauguration of Mother Divine Emerita (MDE) and Divine Devi 
 of the Global Country of World Peace (DD-GCWP).
 
 In a worldwide satellite conference celebration, amid cheers, applause, and 
 the sounds of conches and ringing bells, His Majesty announced: It is a 
 great joy to invite current ladies of Mother Divine to join Mother Divine 
 Emerita and continue to sanctify the world with their blessing.  This 
 invitation will be of particular interest to our dear Mothers Divine who have 
 blessed the world for at least 15 years or who are 35 years of age or older.
 
 His Majesty explained that it was always Maharishi's wish that the ladies of 
 Maharishi's Mother Divine would be granted the title of Mother Divine 
 Emerita as a celebration of gratitude to their continuous blessings on our 
 worldwide movement and creating Heaven on Earth. 
 
 More details of this beautiful program will be announced shortly. In the 
 meantime, all of our dear Mother Divine ladies interested should please 
 contact the Mother Divine Emerita office at ap...@...
 
 His Majesty also announced the creation of a beautiful new program, Divine 
 Devi of the Global Country of World Peace, created especially for ladies 
 everywhere who are seeking true enlightenment – but who also wish to join His 
 Majesty and Their Excellencies, The 40 Rajas of our Worldwide Movement, in 
 perpetuating the administration of Maharishi's Worldwide Movement and 
 creating the enlightened leaders of tomorrow for our beloved Maharishi's 
 Worldwide Movement. 
 
 According to His Majesty, the goal of Divine Devi of the Global Country of 
 World Peace is to create a Royal Family of the Global Country of World Peace 
 to ensure enlightenment administration of the world for all mankind for all 
 generations. 
 
 More details of this beautiful program will be announced shortly. Please 
 distribute this Royal Proclamation to all ladies.  Given the nature of this 
 program, this program is limited to ladies between 18 and 22 years of age.  
 In special cases, ladies as young as 15 years of age will be considered 
 depending on their country of residence at the time of application.  
 
 All interested ladies should know that their local Rajas are very, very 
 excited about this program and are immediately available to personally answer 
 all questions related to this beautiful program. If it is not immediately 
 possible to speak with their local Raja, ladies are requested to contact the 
 Divine Devi of the Global Country of World Peace office by email at 
 urg...@... 
 
   
 PROCLAMATION
 By the Royal Order 
 of 
 His Majesty Maharaja Adhi Raj Raja Raam,
 First Ruler of Vishwa Shanti Rashtra, The Global Country of World Peace
 
 In Preparation for the Auspicious Celebration of Vaisakhi Purnima
 Of the Year 2066 of the Vedic Calendar





[FairfieldLife] Re: Fwd: Mother Divine Emerita and Divine Devi of the Global Country of World P

2009-04-21 Thread authfriend
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, grate.swan no_re...@... wrote:

 And what words made you think it was not a spoof!

Fascinating that two of those here who are the most
scornful of the excesses of the TMO failed to
recognize it as a spoof...

And it's the TMers who are supposed not to have any
sense of humor!




[FairfieldLife] Re: Fwd: Mother Divine Emerita and Divine Devi of the Global Country of World P

2009-04-21 Thread geezerfreak
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, TurquoiseB no_re...@... wrote:

 I just *know* I'm gonna get flack for this,
 but I just can't resist. It's like giving a
 lifelong vaudeville comedian a straight line
 and expecting him not to respond with a joke.
 
 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, scienceofabundance no_reply@ wrote:
 
  Subject: Mother Divine Emerita and Divine Devi of the 
  Global Country or World Peace
 
 Why is it that this announcement feels so 
 appropriate coming right on the heels of 
 women are only good for tempting men to
 leave the spiritual path JohnR talking 
 about beauty contests?  :-)
 
  Following consultation with the ladies of Maharishi's 
  Mother Divine Program and the 21 Rajinis of Maharishi's 
  worldwide movement, His Majesty Maharaja Adhi Raj Raja 
  Raam has announced the creation of two new groups of 
  ideal ladies to create enlightenment for all the world.
 
 First wonderful buzzphrase -- ideal ladies.
 
 Call me sick, but I'm picturing a Barbie 
 with no genitals dressed in a sari, walking
 several paces behind a Ken doll dressed in
 a white robe and wearing a crown.
 
  In a Royal Proclamation to prepare for the celebration 
  of Vaisakhi Purnima of the Vedic Calendar...
 
 This celebration will hopefully provide a
 bit of a break for the hard-working Rajas
 and Rajinis and Mothers Divine (more on this
 buzzphrase later), in between telling heads
 of school systems that TM is not a religion.
 
  ...His Majesty has proclaimed Vaisakhi Purnima as the 
  auspicious day of inauguration of Mother Divine Emerita 
  (MDE) and Divine Devi of the Global Country of World 
  Peace (DD-GCWP).
 
 Why do I suddenly have a vision of Sister
 Aloysious from Doubt? And why does the
 phrase Old Nun's Club suddenly spring to
 mind?
 
  In a worldwide satellite conference celebration, amid 
  cheers, applause, and the sounds of conches and ringing 
  bells...
 
 The mind boggles at the things that Old Nuns
 consider a celebration.
 
  ...His Majesty announced: It is a great joy to invite 
  current ladies of Mother Divine to join Mother Divine 
  Emerita and continue to sanctify the world with their 
  blessing. This invitation will be of particular interest 
  to our dear Mothers Divine...
 
 Mothers Divine? Well, I guess it's better
 than Mother Divines. Can't be implying that
 there could be more than one Divine, can we?  :-)
 
  ...who have blessed the world for at least 15 years or 
  who are 35 years of age or older.
 
 It IS an Old Nun's Club. 
 
 I'm surprised there is not a dryness test 
 as well as a length of time test as a 
 criterion for membership.
 
  His Majesty explained that it was always Maharishi's 
  wish that the ladies of Maharishi's Mother Divine would 
  be granted the title of Mother Divine Emerita... 
 
 Hold on here just a moment. Granted?
 
 Doesn't that sorta imply that these ladies
 are second-class citizens who can only be
 granted things by their betters, the men?
 
 And isn't granting these ladies a more
 lofty title while keeping them far, far away
 from the real reins of power in the TMO a lot
 like granting your secretary the title of
 administrative assistant while keeping her
 a secretary, and at the same salary?  
 
  ...as a celebration of gratitude to their continuous 
  blessings on our worldwide movement and creating 
  Heaven on Earth. 
 
 I'm curious as to how these blessings occur.
 Is it the mechanism of not having sex that confers
 the blessings, or some other mechanism? Curious
 minds want to know.
 
  More details of this beautiful program will be announced 
  shortly. 
 
 As soon as the men think them up and impose
 them on the ladies.
 
  In the meantime, all of our dear Mother Divine ladies 
  interested should please contact the Mother Divine 
  Emerita office at apply@
 
 And we'll send you a printed-in-gold certificate
 that you can hang in your cube saying that you
 are now an administrative assistant, no longer
 a secretary. Get me another coffee, will you 
 honey?
 
  His Majesty also announced the creation of a beautiful 
  new program, Divine Devi of the Global Country of World 
  Peace, created especially for ladies everywhere who are 
  seeking true enlightenment – but who also wish to join 
  His Majesty and Their Excellencies, The 40 Rajas of our 
  Worldwide Movement, in perpetuating the administration 
  of Maharishi's Worldwide Movement and creating the 
  enlightened leaders of tomorrow for our beloved 
  Maharishi's Worldwide Movement. 
 
 H. This sounds like a recruitment speech 
 in high schools for Virgins For Jesus to me.
 
  According to His Majesty...
 
 And you should believe him because he has a title,
 just like you'll have if you join our new Virgins
 For Vishnu Club...
 
  ...the goal of Divine Devi of the Global Country of World 
  Peace is to create a Royal Family of the Global Country 
  of World Peace to ensure enlightenment administration of 
  the world for all mankind for all generations. 
 

[FairfieldLife] FW: Letter from Islam and updated list of published TM research [1 Attachment]

2009-04-21 Thread Rick Archer
From: David Orme-Johnson [mailto:davi...@earthlink.net] 
Sent: Tuesday, April 21, 2009 8:37 AM
To: David Orme-Johnson
Subject: Letter from Islam and updated list of published TM research
 
Dear Colleagues,
Below is a letter from Miral Shaaban in Cairo, Egypt, which relates how
practice of the Transcendental Meditation technique has enriched the depth
of her appreciation of her Muslim faith. I have added this letter to the
collection of such letters posted on TruthAboutTM.com.
I have also attached an updated “Bibliography of independent research
publications on TM 1970-2009,” compiled by Dr. Roger Chalmers for the UK TM
Web site. Please delete previous versions.
All the best,
David W. Orme-Johnson, Ph.D.
 
http://www.truthabouttm.org/truth/IndividualEffects/IsTMaReligion/Religious
Leaders/index.cfm#Top Letters from Religious Leaders and Persons of Faith
on the Transcendental Meditation Program 
A universal theme in these letters from religious leaders and persons is
that the Transcendental Meditation program deepens their own spiritual life
and enhances their comprehension and love of their own tradition. They note
that it does not require any belief or change in life style to practice.
They point out that the technique has been scientifically validated
http://www.truthabouttm.org/truth/Research/TMResearchPublications/index.cfm
  to reduce stress
http://www.truthabouttm.org/truth/IndividualEffects/ResultsforHealth/index.
cfm#stress  and improve mental clarity
http://www.truthabouttm.org/truth/IndividualEffects/ResultsforEducation/ind
ex.cfm , health
http://www.truthabouttm.org/truth/IndividualEffects/ResultsforHealth/index.
cfm , and interpersonal relations
http://www.truthabouttm.org/truth/IndividualEffects/ResultsforHealth/index.
cfm#social , which are beneficial to any cultural tradition and which serve
to increase appreciation and tolerance of other people's traditions and
worldviews.
These letters are used with permission of the writers.
Contents:
Andean Path 
Shaman Mallku Aribalo, November 4, 2008
http://www.truthabouttm.org/truth/IndividualEffects/IsTMaReligion/Religious
Leaders/index.cfm#Mallku#Mallku 
Catholicism 
Father Leonard Dubi, December 1, 2008
http://www.truthabouttm.org/truth/IndividualEffects/IsTMaReligion/Religious
Leaders/index.cfm#Dubi#Dubi 
Father Thomas R. Miller, June 17, 2008
http://www.truthabouttm.org/truth/IndividualEffects/IsTMaReligion/Religious
Leaders/index.cfm#Miller#Miller 
Father Cletus Stein, October 2, 2008
http://www.truthabouttm.org/truth/IndividualEffects/IsTMaReligion/Religious
Leaders/index.cfm#Stein#Stein 
Sister Carol Wirtz, August 25, 2008
http://www.truthabouttm.org/truth/IndividualEffects/IsTMaReligion/Religious
Leaders/index.cfm#Wirtz#Wirtz 
Islam
Nada
http://www.truthabouttm.org/truth/IndividualEffects/IsTMaReligion/Religious
Leaders/index.cfm#Haider#Haider  Haider, March 2, 2009
Mohammad Haghverdi, December 24, 2008
http://www.truthabouttm.org/truth/IndividualEffects/IsTMaReligion/Religious
Leaders/index.cfm#Mohammad#Mohammad 
Atmane
http://www.truthabouttm.org/truth/IndividualEffects/IsTMaReligion/Religious
Leaders/index.cfm#Kouider#Kouider  Kouider, Ph.D., February 15, 2009
Miral
http://www.truthabouttm.org/truth/IndividualEffects/IsTMaReligion/Religious
Leaders/index.cfm#Shaaban#Shaaban  Shaaban, March 25, 2009
Judaism 
Senior
http://www.truthabouttm.org/truth/IndividualEffects/IsTMaReligion/Religious
Leaders/index.cfm#Green#Green  Rabbi Alan Green, March 13, 2009
Rabbi Michael Shevack, November 12, 2008
http://www.truthabouttm.org/truth/IndividualEffects/IsTMaReligion/Religious
Leaders/index.cfm#Shevack#Shevack 
Mormon
High
http://www.truthabouttm.org/truth/IndividualEffects/IsTMaReligion/Religious
Leaders/index.cfm#Stephens#Stephens  Priest Marc Stephens
United Methodist Church
Reverend Jonathan Chadwick, November 4, 2008
http://www.truthabouttm.org/truth/IndividualEffects/IsTMaReligion/Religious
Leaders/index.cfm#Chadwick#Chadwick 
Unity Church
Reverend Don Lansky, June 30, 2008
http://www.truthabouttm.org/truth/IndividualEffects/IsTMaReligion/Religious
Leaders/index.cfm#Lansky#Lansky   
Islam
Miral Shaaban, March 25, 2009

To all interested in self-development,

I am a veiled Muslim that practices Transcendental Meditation (TM) and I
cannot ever forget the first time I prayed after my first meditation. I
learned the TM technique in December of 2006: I was speechless and cannot
explain this state of complete serenity, contentment and gratitude for God.
TM increased my level of acceptance and appreciation for my faith and
strengthened my beliefs.

For example, reading from the Qur'an is becoming more enjoyable and
comforting at the same time,
as now I can better link its teachings with everything around me: my level
of comprehension of its meanings are increasing on a daily basis. It is
clear to me that the more I practice TM and the TM¬Sidhi programs, (the
TM-Sidhi program is a set of advanced techniques based upon TM), the more
deeply I realize 

[FairfieldLife] Re: Fwd: Mother Divine Emerita and Divine Devi of the Global Country of World P

2009-04-21 Thread TurquoiseB
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, geezerfreak geezerfr...@... wrote:

 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, TurquoiseB no_reply@ wrote:
 
  I just *know* I'm gonna get flack for this,
  but I just can't resist. It's like giving a
  lifelong vaudeville comedian a straight line
  and expecting him not to respond with a joke.
  
  --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, scienceofabundance no_reply@ wrote:
  
   Subject: Mother Divine Emerita and Divine Devi of the 
   Global Country or World Peace
  
  Why is it that this announcement feels so 
  appropriate coming right on the heels of 
  women are only good for tempting men to
  leave the spiritual path JohnR talking 
  about beauty contests?  :-)
  
   Following consultation with the ladies of Maharishi's 
   Mother Divine Program and the 21 Rajinis of Maharishi's 
   worldwide movement, His Majesty Maharaja Adhi Raj Raja 
   Raam has announced the creation of two new groups of 
   ideal ladies to create enlightenment for all the world.
  
  First wonderful buzzphrase -- ideal ladies.
  
  Call me sick, but I'm picturing a Barbie 
  with no genitals dressed in a sari, walking
  several paces behind a Ken doll dressed in
  a white robe and wearing a crown.
  
   In a Royal Proclamation to prepare for the celebration 
   of Vaisakhi Purnima of the Vedic Calendar...
  
  This celebration will hopefully provide a
  bit of a break for the hard-working Rajas
  and Rajinis and Mothers Divine (more on this
  buzzphrase later), in between telling heads
  of school systems that TM is not a religion.
  
   ...His Majesty has proclaimed Vaisakhi Purnima as the 
   auspicious day of inauguration of Mother Divine Emerita 
   (MDE) and Divine Devi of the Global Country of World 
   Peace (DD-GCWP).
  
  Why do I suddenly have a vision of Sister
  Aloysious from Doubt? And why does the
  phrase Old Nun's Club suddenly spring to
  mind?
  
   In a worldwide satellite conference celebration, amid 
   cheers, applause, and the sounds of conches and ringing 
   bells...
  
  The mind boggles at the things that Old Nuns
  consider a celebration.
  
   ...His Majesty announced: It is a great joy to invite 
   current ladies of Mother Divine to join Mother Divine 
   Emerita and continue to sanctify the world with their 
   blessing. This invitation will be of particular interest 
   to our dear Mothers Divine...
  
  Mothers Divine? Well, I guess it's better
  than Mother Divines. Can't be implying that
  there could be more than one Divine, can we?  :-)
  
   ...who have blessed the world for at least 15 years or 
   who are 35 years of age or older.
  
  It IS an Old Nun's Club. 
  
  I'm surprised there is not a dryness test 
  as well as a length of time test as a 
  criterion for membership.
  
   His Majesty explained that it was always Maharishi's 
   wish that the ladies of Maharishi's Mother Divine would 
   be granted the title of Mother Divine Emerita... 
  
  Hold on here just a moment. Granted?
  
  Doesn't that sorta imply that these ladies
  are second-class citizens who can only be
  granted things by their betters, the men?
  
  And isn't granting these ladies a more
  lofty title while keeping them far, far away
  from the real reins of power in the TMO a lot
  like granting your secretary the title of
  administrative assistant while keeping her
  a secretary, and at the same salary?  
  
   ...as a celebration of gratitude to their continuous 
   blessings on our worldwide movement and creating 
   Heaven on Earth. 
  
  I'm curious as to how these blessings occur.
  Is it the mechanism of not having sex that confers
  the blessings, or some other mechanism? Curious
  minds want to know.
  
   More details of this beautiful program will be announced 
   shortly. 
  
  As soon as the men think them up and impose
  them on the ladies.
  
   In the meantime, all of our dear Mother Divine ladies 
   interested should please contact the Mother Divine 
   Emerita office at apply@
  
  And we'll send you a printed-in-gold certificate
  that you can hang in your cube saying that you
  are now an administrative assistant, no longer
  a secretary. Get me another coffee, will you 
  honey?
  
   His Majesty also announced the creation of a beautiful 
   new program, Divine Devi of the Global Country of World 
   Peace, created especially for ladies everywhere who are 
   seeking true enlightenment – but who also wish to join 
   His Majesty and Their Excellencies, The 40 Rajas of our 
   Worldwide Movement, in perpetuating the administration 
   of Maharishi's Worldwide Movement and creating the 
   enlightened leaders of tomorrow for our beloved 
   Maharishi's Worldwide Movement. 
  
  H. This sounds like a recruitment speech 
  in high schools for Virgins For Jesus to me.
  
   According to His Majesty...
  
  And you should believe him because he has a title,
  just like you'll have if you join our new Virgins
  For Vishnu Club...
  
   ...the goal of 

Re: [FairfieldLife] The Turq Effect Leads the Way :)

2009-04-21 Thread I am the eternal
On Tue, Apr 21, 2009 at 8:58 AM, grate.swan no_re...@yahoogroups.comwrote:

 April 21, 2009
 Spain's Falling Prices Fuel Deflation Fears in Europe
 By NELSON D. SCHWARTZ


First off, I want to thank you for posting this.  I don't get much
information about what's happening across the pond financially except from
some friends living there.  I know that Poland, Serbia and Ireland have
tanked.

I remember a Frenchman (it would be, of course) raving on about President
Cowboy Bsh and how the Euro would make Europe the most powerful economic
force on Earth. I just shook my head and muttered under my breath.  And we
see the EU central bank and European countries (like Ireland) doing just the
wrong thing we did at the beginning of the Great Depression.  Thank God the
US has the economic power to go deep in debt to pay for stimulus and freeing
up the banking system.  GB tried to do that and couldn't sell all the/his
debt offered at auction.

Of course very soon I'll be an ex-pat of the United States and will be
looking at the country to our north in utter amazement and pity.  Thank God
we have so many corporate headquarters in Dallas.  If we run should out of
money, which is unlikely, we can nationalize them.   God bless the Second
Republic of Texas.


Re: [FairfieldLife] FW: Letter from Islam and updated list of published TM research

2009-04-21 Thread Vaj


On Apr 21, 2009, at 11:38 AM, Rick Archer wrote:


Islam
Miral Shaaban, March 25, 2009

To all interested in self-development,

I am a veiled Muslim that practices Transcendental Meditation (TM)  
and I cannot ever forget the first time I prayed after my first  
meditation. I learned the TM technique in December of 2006: I was  
speechless and cannot explain this state of complete serenity,  
contentment and gratitude for God. TM increased my level of  
acceptance and appreciation for my faith and strengthened my beliefs.


For example, reading from the Qur'an is becoming more enjoyable and  
comforting at the same time,
as now I can better link its teachings with everything around me:  
my level of comprehension of its meanings are increasing on a daily  
basis. It is clear to me that the more I practice TM and the  
TM¬Sidhi programs, (the TM-Sidhi program is a set of advanced  
techniques based upon TM), the more deeply I realize different  
aspects of my religion and my mission in life.


Throughout my life I've been asking my self lots of questions about  
creation and the purpose of life
but now my humble insights were confirmed, as I've always had a  
strong belief that everything is happening for a reason. I have  
found that it is easier to have faith in how life unfolds through  
God's wisdom if I am feeling more secure and at peace within my  
self. Even if I may not fully understand, on an intellectual level,  
what is happening, my growing inner peace allows me to feel more at  
case with handling any situations that life puts in my path.


It is clear to me that my daily practice of TM and the advanced TM- 
Sidhi programs has opened my eyes and heart to greater knowledge  
and experience. Because of this expansion of heart and mind I've
discovered that I spontaneously act in a more positive and  
uplifting way to others, with more love, forgiveness and  
compassion, which is exactly what my religion and beliefs are all  
about. I'm enjoying feeling more in harmony with God's creation and  
desiring to help society in every way I can.


With meditation I feel unlimited within myself and after I practice  
it, I feel more flexible, more alert, and have a greater ability to  
concentrate on my work and can think more clearly and creatively.  
Also, when I perform my religious practices the whole experience  
becomes deeper and more spiritual.


Finally, I would say that even though TM and the TM-Sidhi programs  
are not a religion and do not require any change in one's personal  
beliefs or cultural practices, they very well compliment religion  
because they help to eliminate mental, emotional and physical  
stresses and tensions. From my own experience I can say that the  
dissolving of stresses and tensions purifies and strengthens the  
body, heart and mind and results in a greater ability to live one's  
life in harmony with the highest goals of religious life.


Warm Regards,

Miral Shaaban


Boy does this sound like a forged letter or what?



[FairfieldLife] Re: Post Count

2009-04-21 Thread Duveyoung
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, grate.swan no_re...@... wrote:

 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Duveyoung no_reply@ wrote:
 
  Hey, how hard would it be to put the number of words, sentences, 
  paragraphs also into this report.  Turq did me a major kindness the other 
  day and counted my sentences, and I kinda got off on the sheer productivity 
  of the number.ego, only ego, yeah, but hey, it could be interesting in 
  that we'd measure the folks by a deeper dynamic.  If someone posts 50 
  messages but only produced 500 words, they'd be seen as folks who are 
  satisfied to pepper FFL with blurbification.  Those like me would stand out 
  as blabbermouths.  Could be some insights about us would be clarified.
 
 Great idea! Its like so hard right now to figure out who runs off at the 
 mouth and who doesn't. Now we can have charts and graphs. One more idea 
 though, how about a count of the number of insightful and/or original points 
 in each post. And then we can have an insight per 100 lines type metric. (No, 
 negative numbers will NOT be allowed).

Great Swan,

I haven't taken the time to search for all your responses to my posts, lazy 
here, but could you please inform me why you have taken the time to smack at my 
ego? It's not just my latest post that's triggering you, but instead, it seems 
my whole history of posting has your chain pulled -- and not in a good way. 

Yeah, my ego deserves a smack, by why did you elect yourself to be the one who 
does it?  Seems to me that your ego is, um, thinking highly of its own opinions 
too. 

As for my suggestion, sue me, but I like this kind of silly analysis, and if 
my ego finds some sort of rationale for thinking itself better than others' 
egos, say, because I valued my prolixity over the brevity of other posters, 
what the fuck is it to you that I'm indulging in this egoic sin of 
attachment?  Er, are you my guru, my psychologist, my punisher, my teacher, my 
WHAT Or, are you flogging me publicly for the general instruction and 
common weal? 

Are you sorta a Don Quixote tilting at my windmills?  Of all the ills of the 
world caused by egoic attachment, I'm your target?  Why am I so special to you 
when the whole world's darkness is founded upon the much more potent 
attachments of others in the world? Should I be honored to have gotten your 
attention when life is awash with far more odious examples of ego?

Seems to me, since I don't think I've personally attacked you in previous posts 
(inform me if I have done so, please)I'm thinking maybe you have an issue that 
has little to do with me.

I do read all of your posts, and do so eagerly.  I like how you tick.  Get it?  
I'm wondering why I like you so much and have agreed with you so much, yet 
still, despite that harmony, I've managed only to achieve your disdain.  Can 
you clear all this up for me?  Did I get nasty on your ass in the past and I'm 
still being punished for that, or are you, like, dusting the FFL furniture -- 
just a little job to keep things tidy here?  How do you see yourself in all 
this?

Edg



 







[FairfieldLife] Comments not likely to be heard from a Southerner

2009-04-21 Thread do.rflex


~~ Just for fun,


We don't keep firearms in this house.

Has anybody seen the sideburn trimmer?

You can't feed that to the dog.

I thought Graceland was tacky.

No kids in the back of the pick-up, it's not safe.

Wrasslin's fake.

Do you think my hair is too big?

I'll have grapefruit instead of a bowl of gravy.

Honey, these bonsai trees need watering?

Give me the SMALL bag of pork rinds.

Deer heads detract from the decor.

Spitting is such a nasty habit.

I just couldn't find a thing at Wal-Mart today.

Trim the fat off that steak.

Cappuccino tastes better than espresso.

The tires on that truck are too big.

I'll have the arugula and radicchio salad.

Unsweetened tea tastes better.

Would you like your fish poached or broiled?

My fiancee, Paula Jo, is registered at Tiffany's.

Little Debbie snack cakes have too many fat grams.

Checkmate.

Does the salad bar have bean sprouts?

Hey, here's an episode of Hee Haw that we haven't seen.

I don't have a favorite college team.

I believe you cooked those green beans too long.

Elvis who?

Be sure to bring my salad dressing on the side.







Re: [FairfieldLife] FW: Letter from Islam and updated list of published TM research

2009-04-21 Thread I am the eternal
On Tue, Apr 21, 2009 at 10:55 AM, Vaj vajradh...@earthlink.net wrote:


 Boy does this sound like a forged letter or what?


Two things came to mind.  One was the extreme displeasure Muslims show when
I go to a Mosque to do my TM (not TM Sidhi) Program.  As a matter of fact,
they don't take to kindly of my worshipping with them, either.  The other
thing that came to mind is that Miral (the deer) doesn't read or write
English.  I had visions of Duke lambasting the Chinese for hours about their
political system and Chinese clapping with great enthusiasm.  Duke turns to
his translator, Honey and says I really told them didn't I?  Actually,
sir, you just spoke for 3 hours praising Chinese ball bearing production for
this year.


[FairfieldLife] Re: Tat Wala Baba - What the Saints do in the forest

2009-04-21 Thread Alex Stanley
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, kuldip jhala kulls2...@... wrote:

 i request the moderator whoever he is to either warn the person
 who wrote this crap and insulting thing about shiv or close this
 topic.

I am one of the moderators, and there is nothing that I or any of the other 
moderators need to do with respect to this topic. FairfieldLife has very few 
restrictions on free speech, and it is *definitely* not a place where anyone 
should expect to be coddled in his/her attachment to any belief system. If the 
discussion here offends you, you are free to not read it.




[FairfieldLife] Re: The Science Of Spiritual Marketing (Is kneeling *ever* just kneeling)

2009-04-21 Thread curtisdeltablues
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Duveyoung no_re...@... wrote:

 below
 curtisdeltablues curtisdeltablues@ wrote:

Thanks for your comments Edg.  I think you are right on with the non-verbal 
gesture distinctions.  If you get good at it, it is like putting your hand out 
for a handshake, people respond without thinking much about it.  And it is a 
skill that has degrees of predictable success. You had to own the pageantry and 
really display the gesture to  work best.  Your point about the eye contact 
first definitely ups your odds of compliance.  The whole thing is very well 
thought out like a car salesman asking you to Ok the paperwork instead of 
signing a contract for a wad of your hard earned cash!  And I'm not criticizing 
it for that.  This is exactly how I would design such a course if I was writing 
the script with what I know from NLP language forms to induce trance rather 
than engage someone's conscious mind.  The repetition of the offerings really 
put people in the right frame of mind, teacher included.

When I did hypnotherapy work with NLP I learned that I could more easily drag a 
person into a trance state if I went in first and pulled them in with me.  When 
you shift your attention this way your voice carries nonverbal cues for the 
listener.  The puja accomplishes this elegantly.  By the time we hit them with 
the mantra, they are half way there.  I always enjoyed the process of teaching. 
 

Could you ever imagine teaching TM again? I would find it hard to pull off the 
whole worship thing with the same innocence.  As much as I dig the puja as a 
beautiful sociological relic, it is too far over the top for me to imagine 
taking seriously today.  I think I would have a bit of trouble sorting out what 
beliefs I would be comfortable teaching along with any technique of meditation. 
 I have lost the ability to even buy into the stress model or progressive 
improvement of anything through meditation.  I guess it will just remain a 
wonderful memory from my more innocent (and less aware) past.   

Your description of the puja awareness skills was great.  It is probably the 
basis for my current incarnation as a one-man-band!  Playing harp, guitar, 
drums, singing, feeling the emotions from the meaning of the song, and scanning 
the crowd for eye contact and points of interaction is definitely a puja-like 
altered state for me. I come away with the same sort of buzz and expanded 
mindfulness that I used to feel after a day of initiations. I didn't make the 
connection till I read what you wrote, but there is definitely a connection in 
the sense of multitasking altered state mind in both. Of course any performance 
in front of people requires a lot of these multilayer processing qualities to 
pull off successfully.

With the puja you had the added weirdness of people not knowing what the F you 
were doing.  We down play the weirdness so much in the intro and prep with our 
suits and ties and talk of science, and then then we hit them with the 
sandalwood incense infused puja room and we show up like the little devoted 
outcaste Hindu-wannabees we were.  All of a sudden Mr. Scientific Charts 
transforms by doing a detailed ritual that goes on pretty long, right from the 
middle ages!  What a trip!

I remember some of the pointed questions during the 3 days of questions that 
must have come from seeing me in my true alien dewy-eyed believer form.  The 
jig was up from then on about me being an ordinary guy pitching a scientific 
relaxation technique.  I was believer-man!

Great trip down memory lane!

 
  --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, authfriend jstein@ wrote:
  
   --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, curtisdeltablues
 curtisdeltablues@ wrote:
   snip
Judy (from a post on alt.m.t):
We've discussed this before here, and TMers chimed in
about their own initiations; some knelt, some didn't.
I didn't.  There's no pressure to do so.  Some who
had more recently learned TM said there hadn't even
been an *invitation* to kneel.
   
ME:
No one if forced to kneel.  But the presumptive motion
we make as we kneel,indicating that they kneel worked
every time I used it.  I never had anyone in all my
teaching, not kneel.  The impression that some do and
some don't is a vast overstatement of people who do not.
It would require a pretty strong oppositional
personality or a person who had their own religious
convictions to not go along.
  
   Must have been lots of 'em on alt.m.t and among the
   TMers I knew, then. Some do, some don't is not an
   overstatement in terms of my observation and that of
   others on alt.m.t, including one TM teacher.
 
  Perhaps other teachers can weigh in.  This is not a big point it is
 just so different from my experience.
 
 When I motioned for the person to kneel, I did a big sweep of the hand
 and arm -- a purposeful and obvious -- though wordlessly done --
 instruction to the initiate that 

[FairfieldLife] Re: FW: Letter from Islam and updated list of published TM research

2009-04-21 Thread curtisdeltablues
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Vaj vajradh...@... wrote:

 Boy does this sound like a forged letter or what?


A devout Muslim got through the puja?  Uh huh.  



 
 On Apr 21, 2009, at 11:38 AM, Rick Archer wrote:
 
  Islam
  Miral Shaaban, March 25, 2009
 
  To all interested in self-development,
 
  I am a veiled Muslim that practices Transcendental Meditation (TM)  
  and I cannot ever forget the first time I prayed after my first  
  meditation. I learned the TM technique in December of 2006: I was  
  speechless and cannot explain this state of complete serenity,  
  contentment and gratitude for God. TM increased my level of  
  acceptance and appreciation for my faith and strengthened my beliefs.
 
  For example, reading from the Qur'an is becoming more enjoyable and  
  comforting at the same time,
  as now I can better link its teachings with everything around me:  
  my level of comprehension of its meanings are increasing on a daily  
  basis. It is clear to me that the more I practice TM and the  
  TM¬Sidhi programs, (the TM-Sidhi program is a set of advanced  
  techniques based upon TM), the more deeply I realize different  
  aspects of my religion and my mission in life.
 
  Throughout my life I've been asking my self lots of questions about  
  creation and the purpose of life
  but now my humble insights were confirmed, as I've always had a  
  strong belief that everything is happening for a reason. I have  
  found that it is easier to have faith in how life unfolds through  
  God's wisdom if I am feeling more secure and at peace within my  
  self. Even if I may not fully understand, on an intellectual level,  
  what is happening, my growing inner peace allows me to feel more at  
  case with handling any situations that life puts in my path.
 
  It is clear to me that my daily practice of TM and the advanced TM- 
  Sidhi programs has opened my eyes and heart to greater knowledge  
  and experience. Because of this expansion of heart and mind I've
  discovered that I spontaneously act in a more positive and  
  uplifting way to others, with more love, forgiveness and  
  compassion, which is exactly what my religion and beliefs are all  
  about. I'm enjoying feeling more in harmony with God's creation and  
  desiring to help society in every way I can.
 
  With meditation I feel unlimited within myself and after I practice  
  it, I feel more flexible, more alert, and have a greater ability to  
  concentrate on my work and can think more clearly and creatively.  
  Also, when I perform my religious practices the whole experience  
  becomes deeper and more spiritual.
 
  Finally, I would say that even though TM and the TM-Sidhi programs  
  are not a religion and do not require any change in one's personal  
  beliefs or cultural practices, they very well compliment religion  
  because they help to eliminate mental, emotional and physical  
  stresses and tensions. From my own experience I can say that the  
  dissolving of stresses and tensions purifies and strengthens the  
  body, heart and mind and results in a greater ability to live one's  
  life in harmony with the highest goals of religious life.
 
  Warm Regards,
 
  Miral Shaaban
 
 Boy does this sound like a forged letter or what?





Re: [FairfieldLife] The Turq Effect Leads the Way :)

2009-04-21 Thread Bhairitu
I am the eternal wrote:
 On Tue, Apr 21, 2009 at 8:58 AM, grate.swan no_re...@yahoogroups.comwrote:

   
 April 21, 2009
 Spain's Falling Prices Fuel Deflation Fears in Europe
 By NELSON D. SCHWARTZ

 

 First off, I want to thank you for posting this.  I don't get much
 information about what's happening across the pond financially except from
 some friends living there.  I know that Poland, Serbia and Ireland have
 tanked.

 I remember a Frenchman (it would be, of course) raving on about President
 Cowboy Bsh and how the Euro would make Europe the most powerful economic
 force on Earth. I just shook my head and muttered under my breath.  And we
 see the EU central bank and European countries (like Ireland) doing just the
 wrong thing we did at the beginning of the Great Depression.  Thank God the
 US has the economic power to go deep in debt to pay for stimulus and freeing
 up the banking system.  GB tried to do that and couldn't sell all the/his
 debt offered at auction.

 Of course very soon I'll be an ex-pat of the United States and will be
 looking at the country to our north in utter amazement and pity.  Thank God
 we have so many corporate headquarters in Dallas.  If we run should out of
 money, which is unlikely, we can nationalize them.   God bless the Second
 Republic of Texas.
I think Arnie would like to beat Rickie to the punch and create Ecopotia.




[FairfieldLife] Can you help?

2009-04-21 Thread Rick Archer
This is from an old friend of mine. Perhaps someone in FF would be
interested in her offer, or perhaps someone in London would be willing to
put her up in exchange for a reading.
 
Dear Friends,

Following is an email I received regarding a seminar on Human design.  The
seminar looks at Human Design in a revolutionary and to me very enlightened
way.  I have studied, thanks to Karen Harris how this way of human design
looks at the gates and have found it profound and empowering.  I am very
drawn to attend this seminar and deepen my understanding of how Integral
Human Design works.  It is rare for me to feel this drawn to something.  I
do feel from what I know about this system is that it greatly enhances the
design readings.  

Recently, Larry has had to change his focus on how to finance our family, we
are in transition and money is very tight right now.  I am writing this
email to see if any of you would be willing to pre-pay for a new Human
Design reading so that I could afford to go on this course.  The cost is
$100 per reading and would take place after my return from the course.  (It
is in London at the end of June.)  The highest first would be to take Taalia
and my sister with me.  My sister would pay her own way and come to take
Taalia around London while I'm on the course.  What an opportunity for
Taalia to grow!  We would share hotel and transportation costs.   

I am confident you would feel that your investment would be worth the
reading I would do for you.  $100 is a very good price for a Human Design
reading,  I paid $350 for my first human design reading..mine did not have
the Integral aspect added to it.  If you have already had one or two
readings from me, please know there is much more to cover if you are so
inclined.

I will need quite a few participants in order to pull this off. If you are
willing to help me out, please let me know ASAP, if I register by April 26
it will save $100 off the price of the course.  

Thanks for this opportunity,

Love from Lori, Larry and Taalia

PS:  So far I have received 3 prepayments for readings which has encouraged
me to write this email.  I will not use any of the prepayments until I am
sure I have enough committed to make this work.  Otherwise I will return the
money.









Hello everyone,

Below you will find details of a new course I will be giving in London this
June with Werner Pitzal - Integral Human Design - A journey into your
Essence.

Please also note the link to my latest article on the subject of Integral
Human Design and how it differs from the standard model of Human Design. You
will notice we are running an 'earlybird' price for this course, which runs
until April 10. Werner and I are really looking forward to introducing this
new knowledge and I hope to see many of you there!  

love,
Richard

Link to Latest Article -Integral Human Design
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Integral Human Design - A Journey into your Essence

Join Werner Pitzal and Richard Rudd for a heart-expanding journey into your
inner core. Voyaging through the channels and gates of the Human Design
bodygraph, we will guide you into an extraordinary new world - a world where
your human potential is limited only by your own imagination. Based on a
stream of recent breakthroughs in the new biology, Integral Human Design
affords you a fresh view of your own genetic makeup, in which you are the
prime architect of your own evolution. Drawing on their combined knowledge
of Human Design Circuitry, Werner and Richard will introduce you to a new
Human Design language - one that will allow you to see your own Design in a
totally new light. 

In addition to its deeply empowering worldview, Integral Human Design also
offers you a simple and practical means of communicating with and catalysing
the higher evolutionary potential hidden within your Design. This is
affected by raising the frequency of light throughout your auric field,
which in turn activates the specific higher gifts in your DNA.

This is a unique and deeply illuminating course that may well reshape the
way in which you see yourself and your current possibilities. No prior
knowledge of Human Design is necessary. 

Important Note: This will be the only time Richard will participate in
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[FairfieldLife] J.J. Abrams on the Magic of Mystery

2009-04-21 Thread Bhairitu
http://www.wired.com/techbiz/people/magazine/17-05/mf_jjessay




Re: [FairfieldLife] Re: FW: Letter from Islam and updated list of published TM research

2009-04-21 Thread Vaj


On Apr 21, 2009, at 12:21 PM, curtisdeltablues wrote:


--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Vaj vajradh...@... wrote:


Boy does this sound like a forged letter or what?



A devout Muslim got through the puja?  Uh huh.



Not so much that, the letter sounds like a list TM stock answers,  
descriptions and hype crafted into a letter from a devout Muslim.  
If in fact it is real, it was probably coached.

[FairfieldLife] Re: Fwd: Mother Divine Emerita and Divine Devi of the Global Country of World P

2009-04-21 Thread geezerfreak
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, TurquoiseB no_re...@... wrote:

 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, geezerfreak geezerfreak@ wrote:
 
  --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, TurquoiseB no_reply@ wrote:
  
   I just *know* I'm gonna get flack for this,
   but I just can't resist. It's like giving a
   lifelong vaudeville comedian a straight line
   and expecting him not to respond with a joke.
   
   --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, scienceofabundance no_reply@ 
   wrote:
   
Subject: Mother Divine Emerita and Divine Devi of the 
Global Country or World Peace
   
   Why is it that this announcement feels so 
   appropriate coming right on the heels of 
   women are only good for tempting men to
   leave the spiritual path JohnR talking 
   about beauty contests?  :-)
   
Following consultation with the ladies of Maharishi's 
Mother Divine Program and the 21 Rajinis of Maharishi's 
worldwide movement, His Majesty Maharaja Adhi Raj Raja 
Raam has announced the creation of two new groups of 
ideal ladies to create enlightenment for all the world.
   
   First wonderful buzzphrase -- ideal ladies.
   
   Call me sick, but I'm picturing a Barbie 
   with no genitals dressed in a sari, walking
   several paces behind a Ken doll dressed in
   a white robe and wearing a crown.
   
In a Royal Proclamation to prepare for the celebration 
of Vaisakhi Purnima of the Vedic Calendar...
   
   This celebration will hopefully provide a
   bit of a break for the hard-working Rajas
   and Rajinis and Mothers Divine (more on this
   buzzphrase later), in between telling heads
   of school systems that TM is not a religion.
   
...His Majesty has proclaimed Vaisakhi Purnima as the 
auspicious day of inauguration of Mother Divine Emerita 
(MDE) and Divine Devi of the Global Country of World 
Peace (DD-GCWP).
   
   Why do I suddenly have a vision of Sister
   Aloysious from Doubt? And why does the
   phrase Old Nun's Club suddenly spring to
   mind?
   
In a worldwide satellite conference celebration, amid 
cheers, applause, and the sounds of conches and ringing 
bells...
   
   The mind boggles at the things that Old Nuns
   consider a celebration.
   
...His Majesty announced: It is a great joy to invite 
current ladies of Mother Divine to join Mother Divine 
Emerita and continue to sanctify the world with their 
blessing. This invitation will be of particular interest 
to our dear Mothers Divine...
   
   Mothers Divine? Well, I guess it's better
   than Mother Divines. Can't be implying that
   there could be more than one Divine, can we?  :-)
   
...who have blessed the world for at least 15 years or 
who are 35 years of age or older.
   
   It IS an Old Nun's Club. 
   
   I'm surprised there is not a dryness test 
   as well as a length of time test as a 
   criterion for membership.
   
His Majesty explained that it was always Maharishi's 
wish that the ladies of Maharishi's Mother Divine would 
be granted the title of Mother Divine Emerita... 
   
   Hold on here just a moment. Granted?
   
   Doesn't that sorta imply that these ladies
   are second-class citizens who can only be
   granted things by their betters, the men?
   
   And isn't granting these ladies a more
   lofty title while keeping them far, far away
   from the real reins of power in the TMO a lot
   like granting your secretary the title of
   administrative assistant while keeping her
   a secretary, and at the same salary?  
   
...as a celebration of gratitude to their continuous 
blessings on our worldwide movement and creating 
Heaven on Earth. 
   
   I'm curious as to how these blessings occur.
   Is it the mechanism of not having sex that confers
   the blessings, or some other mechanism? Curious
   minds want to know.
   
More details of this beautiful program will be announced 
shortly. 
   
   As soon as the men think them up and impose
   them on the ladies.
   
In the meantime, all of our dear Mother Divine ladies 
interested should please contact the Mother Divine 
Emerita office at apply@
   
   And we'll send you a printed-in-gold certificate
   that you can hang in your cube saying that you
   are now an administrative assistant, no longer
   a secretary. Get me another coffee, will you 
   honey?
   
His Majesty also announced the creation of a beautiful 
new program, Divine Devi of the Global Country of World 
Peace, created especially for ladies everywhere who are 
seeking true enlightenment – but who also wish to join 
His Majesty and Their Excellencies, The 40 Rajas of our 
Worldwide Movement, in perpetuating the administration 
of Maharishi's Worldwide Movement and creating the 
enlightened leaders of tomorrow for our beloved 
Maharishi's Worldwide Movement. 
   
   H. This sounds like a recruitment speech 
   in high schools for Virgins For 

[FairfieldLife] TM On Jeopardy last night

2009-04-21 Thread Rick Archer
Clue in category 'Four N Language' (phrase with 4 N's'):

Maharishi Mahesh Yogi developed this 2-word deep-relaxation technique in
the 1950's

Answer (which they got right away):  What is Transcendental Meditation?
 


[FairfieldLife] Re: Fwd: Mother Divine Emerita and Divine Devi of the Global Country of World P

2009-04-21 Thread authfriend
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, geezerfreak geezerfr...@... wrote:

 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, TurquoiseB no_reply@ wrote:
snip
  Thanks. I had fun with it, whether it turns
  out to be a spoof or not. The thing is...when
  dealing with an organization as crazy as the
  TMO, you can never be sure.  :-)
 
 And look at all of the elements in there that are NOT
 a spoof! (If this is indeed a spoof) So before the TBs
 out there get too high and mighty about this remember
 that for most of the way through the post YOU thought
 it was real too!

I realized it was a spoof by the third paragraph.

BTW, that's the third such spoof Barry's fallen for
since mid-February (the other two spoofers being
Doug and emptybill).




[FairfieldLife] Re: The Science Of Spiritual Marketing (Is kneeling *ever* just kneeling)

2009-04-21 Thread authfriend
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, curtisdeltablues curtisdeltabl...@... 
wrote:
snip
 With the puja you had the added weirdness of people
 not knowing what the F you were doing.  We down play
 the weirdness so much in the intro and prep with our
 suits and ties and talk of science, and then then we
 hit them with the sandalwood incense infused puja
 room and we show up like the little devoted outcaste
 Hindu-wannabees we were.  All of a sudden Mr.
 Scientific Charts transforms by doing a detailed
 ritual that goes on pretty long, right from the middle
 ages!  What a trip!

So lessee, Curtis, were you trying to deceive them
into thinking the puja wasn't anything special, just
everyday, casual stuff--I'm just giving you the flower
'cause I thought you'd enjoy holding it; I'm returning
a piece of fruit to you 'cause I figured you might be
hungry?

Or were you doing exactly the opposite, as you describe
above, striking holy awe into their poor innocent
hearts, befuddling their vulnerable minds with the
sheer hyperreligious weirdness of it all?

I asked Geeze what he had thought of Barry's post
claiming that *he* had never thought of what he was
involved with as religious during his years in the
movement, but Geeze seems to have felt it wouldn't
be politic to comment.

How 'bout you, Curtis? If somebody as allergic as
Barry is to religion didn't think of what he was
doing as religious--and claims he didn't leave the
TMO because he had come to think he had been
practicing a religion after all--isn't that support
for my point that it's only what the *individual*
thinks about what they're doing that's relevant?

(Barry says he was focused entirely on self-
discovery, which he doesn't believe is associated
with religion. He's invited to chime in if he feels
I've misrepresented what he said.)




Re: [FairfieldLife] Can you help?

2009-04-21 Thread Sal Sunshine

On Apr 21, 2009, at 11:41 AM, Rick Archer wrote:

The cost is $100 per reading and would take place after my return  
from the course.


Uh, oh...

 (It is in London at the end of June.)  The highest first would be  
to take Taalia and my sister with me.  My sister would pay her own  
way and come to take Taalia around London while I'm on the course.   
What an opportunity for Taalia to grow!  We would share hotel and  
transportation costs.


I am confident you would feel that your investment would be worth  
the reading I would do for you.


Is there a $$-back guarantee if you don't?

 $100 is a very good price for a Human Design reading,  I paid $350  
for my first human design reading..


MIght explain why she's short of funds now,
after throwing away $$ on stuff like this.


mine did not have the Integral aspect added to it.


The Integral aspect--gotta have the Integral!

If you have already had one or two readings from me, please know  
there is much more to cover if you are so inclined.


Hmmm...for another fee, I would guess.

I will need quite a few participants in order to pull this off. If  
you are willing to help me out, please let me know ASAP, if I  
register by April 26 it will save $100 off the price of the course.


Sal



[FairfieldLife] Re: Fwd: Mother Divine Emerita and Divine Devi of the Global Country of World P

2009-04-21 Thread geezerfreak
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, authfriend jst...@... wrote:

 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, geezerfreak geezerfreak@ wrote:
 
  --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, TurquoiseB no_reply@ wrote:
 snip
   Thanks. I had fun with it, whether it turns
   out to be a spoof or not. The thing is...when
   dealing with an organization as crazy as the
   TMO, you can never be sure.  :-)
  
  And look at all of the elements in there that are NOT
  a spoof! (If this is indeed a spoof) So before the TBs
  out there get too high and mighty about this remember
  that for most of the way through the post YOU thought
  it was real too!
 
 I realized it was a spoof by the third paragraph.
 

Uh-huh.



[FairfieldLife] If Maitreya appeared (Re: Questions and answers about the Star)

2009-04-21 Thread Duveyoung
Kirk wrote:
 My question is what would change if Maitreya appeared?

The red phone rings, and President Obama is awakened.

O: Hello?

Army General: Sir, we have an emergency.  A person has  appeared as if
out of nowhere and is doing miracles right and left.  This person is
rapidly gaining a huge following. We've sent in our operatives to
infiltrate, and every one of them has stopped reporting back to us
except to say, 'Come here and worship the true Lord.'

O: Our operatives are converting to a religion?  They're violating
their duty?  They're turncoats?  They're traitors?

AG: Yes, but that's the least of the problems we're facing.  Sir, this
person is actually doing miracles as far as we can tell.  He's moved
several mountains, stopped a hurricane, made whole buildings suddenly
appear filled with tables, chairs, and hot steaming platters of food
that the masses are eating and the platters replenish themselves as if
by magic.  Several times he's been shot at by freaked out gun nuts, and
the bullets turn into parrots fluttering about and singing hymns of
every sort, there's a host of angels hovering above  his head at all
times, there's dozens of folks thought dead who are physically alive
again and they're praying to him -- we're talking Elvis, Mother Thersa, 
Abraham Lincoln, George Carlin, and Joesph Smith, and, Sir.

O: What?

AG: He's got a fifteen inch dong too?

O: Fifteen inches?

AG: Fifteen inches -- we took a picture of him with one of those
airport scanners that see through clothing.

O: Fifteen inches?

AG: That's flaccid inches, Sir.

O: Okay, so there's a miracle that I'm prepared to believe. But, aren't
the other reports merely a sorta of mass hallucinations?

AG: No, Sir! We've got every sort of video and other corroborations. 
I'd go to personally inspect the situation on the ground, but I'm afraid
I'd be just another one of those who abandon their post.  This guy's a
danger not just to America, but the entire world.  He's wielding powers
like, well, like God.

O: What kind of immediate threat is he?

AG: Well, everyone's quitting their jobs, no one's watching anything on
TV except the news reports coming out about this person, we've had two
of our atomic bomb rockets in silos be put out of commission by the
soldiers manning them, and the Pope is flying to see this person, so
once he arrives there, that's one billion Catholics added to this
person's following.

O: Fuck! What's this person's name, what's he saying?

AG: He's saying his name is My-trey-ah, and that he comes to Earth
about once every 300,000 years or so to make everything hunkydory
again.

O: Fuck!  There goes the economy again, just after I'd spent trillions
to fix it.

AG: Sir, with all due respect, the economy is not the issue.  It seems
Mytreyah can do anything, and considering that he's already turned
bullets into pious parrots,  it seems he can simply snap his fingers and
our entire defense structure could be flapping around any second now.

O: Fuck! What do you suggest?

AG: Sir, we simply don't know the limits of this person's power. We
have a B-52 with a dozen nukes aboard -- waiting for your go signal.

O: Where's Mytreyah at?

AG:  He's in downtown Glasgow, Scotland right now.

O: Well, drop the fucking bombs.  Who needs Scotland in the face of
this crisis?

AG: Hang on to your hat, I just gave your orders to the pilot.

{ten seconds pass}

AG: Sir, the pilot radioed back.  He's inviting me  to come see the
Lord.

O: The bombs never got dropped?

AG: Not as far as we can tell.

O: Send an intercontinental ballistic missile then.

AG: One moment.

AG: Sir, every time someone goes to implement, they become a true
believer in this Mytreyah, and they refuse to follow orders.  I'm afraid
to sic anyone else on this Mytreyah for fear of losing more personnel.

O: What else can we do?

AG: Sir, I'm afraid that this is looking like the Second Coming.  I'm
looking to you for leadership here.

O: I'm still trying to recover from the shock of his flaccid fifteen
incher.

AG: CNN just now is running a video of him hovering about 20 feet  in
the air as he talks to the crowds.  The Scots are goners.  Must be a
million in the crowd already.

O: Has he mentioned my name yet?

AG: No.

O: Any other world leaders being mentioned?

AG: No.

O: What's he telling the crowds to do?

AG: Enjoy themselves.

O: That's it?

AG: Yes.

O: What about paying the bills, the war on terrorism, having a new
car?

AG: No one seems to care about those issues.  The crowd is not shouting
out questions. They all seem to think nothing matters but that this
Mytreyah has appeared and is taking care of all problems.

O: What does that stack up to look like?

AG: Not sure, Sir.  If this guy is what he says he is, seems to me that
no one is going to be interested in the normal life activities -- the
world will not be as we've known it.  All bets are off as to what comes
next.

O: I can't imagine.

AG: Me neither.

O:  Say, any reports saying 

[FairfieldLife] Paradise for Libertarians

2009-04-21 Thread do.rflex


For Ron Paul's growing legion of dope-addled contradictarian libertarians, 
Somalia is like nirvana. There are no taxes. No public education. No national 
healthcare. No national debt.

No labor laws. No environmental laws. No business regulations. No unions. No 
import or export restrictions. No meddlesome big government—or small government 
for that matter. And everyone smokes khat, which is a leafy plant that 
temporarily deludes its users into feeling as if their problems are gone. 
Somalia, a country that hasn't had an operating central government since 1991, 
is a libertarian Republican's wet dream, where entrepreneurs can grow their 
businesses unfettered by laws and regulations. 

~Full article: http://www.mediastudy.com/articles/av4-16-09.html






[FairfieldLife] Re: The Science Of Spiritual Marketing (Is kneeling *ever* just kneeling)

2009-04-21 Thread curtisdeltablues
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, authfriend jst...@... wrote:

 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, curtisdeltablues curtisdeltablues@ 
 wrote:
 snip
  With the puja you had the added weirdness of people
  not knowing what the F you were doing.  We down play
  the weirdness so much in the intro and prep with our
  suits and ties and talk of science, and then then we
  hit them with the sandalwood incense infused puja
  room and we show up like the little devoted outcaste
  Hindu-wannabees we were.  All of a sudden Mr.
  Scientific Charts transforms by doing a detailed
  ritual that goes on pretty long, right from the middle
  ages!  What a trip!
 
 So lessee, Curtis, were you trying to deceive them
 into thinking the puja wasn't anything special,

I was commenting on the contrast between who we are in the intro and prep and 
how immerse the puja experience is.  There is no trying, involved, we where 
loud speakers who had been trained to parrot phrases.  You are confusing my 
perspective now, for how it went down then.

 just
 everyday, casual stuff--I'm just giving you the flower
 'cause I thought you'd enjoy holding it; I'm returning
 a piece of fruit to you 'cause I figured you might be
 hungry?

I sense you are trying to be sarcastic but I can't figure out why.  I am 
describing what it feels like to do a puja for a stranger when we teach TM.  
Remember we are speaking memorized lines from the moment we begin with the 
flower routine. All your intentionality overlay is your projection on what I 
experienced.  

 
 Or were you doing exactly the opposite, as you describe
 above, striking holy awe into their poor innocent
 hearts, befuddling their vulnerable minds with the
 sheer hyperreligious weirdness of it all?

My piece was descriptive of my experience.  Both elements are present.  I was 
describing my experience teaching and how I think of it now.  What exactly are 
you trying to be snarky about: That it is a study in contrasts?  That the 
teacher has to fill two very different roles and when placed side by side it 
could be confusing for a new meditator?  That we get them to go along is a 
pretty slick manor that doesn't invite questions?

You are intellectualizing this thing in a way I can't relate to.  Doing the 
puja has many contradictory elements. Your reductionist approach will not help 
you understand the experience. 

I don't have any sense for how Barry thought of the puja when he was in the 
movement.  Maybe he thought of them as mythical figures and felt it was all 
symbolic in a Joseph Campbel way.  But I personally never met a teacher that 
didn't view the 3/4 Vishnu Veda Vyasa as a real being on earth and I know that 
this is how Maharishis viewed him, as an historical character.  So if you are 
trying to get me to help you find contradictions in anything Barry wrote you 
are on your own.

But I think you are saying that if Barry was able to view the puja in a non 
religious way, then it isn't really religious.  Is that what you are claiming?  
Because one priest claims that when he performs mass, it is not REALLY 
transmutating the bread and wine into the body and blood of Christ, it is all 
symbolic, then Catholicism should not be viewed a religion and we can do Mass 
in classrooms to see if it calms the kids down a bit? And please do not resort 
to dismissing this as an absurd example because the mass and the puja have much 
in common including the transmutation of common objects into sacred ones for 
humans to consume and be blessed by. 

Humans can view their actions any way they want.  If you are pitching that it 
is reasonable to view the puja as a non religious performance then our 
definitions of religion have nothing in common.  And in the case of schools, I 
am happy to have parents and courts sort out how they want to define it.







 
 I asked Geeze what he had thought of Barry's post
 claiming that *he* had never thought of what he was
 involved with as religious during his years in the
 movement, but Geeze seems to have felt it wouldn't
 be politic to comment.
 
 How 'bout you, Curtis? If somebody as allergic as
 Barry is to religion didn't think of what he was
 doing as religious--and claims he didn't leave the
 TMO because he had come to think he had been
 practicing a religion after all--isn't that support
 for my point that it's only what the *individual*
 thinks about what they're doing that's relevant?
 
 (Barry says he was focused entirely on self-
 discovery, which he doesn't believe is associated
 with religion. He's invited to chime in if he feels
 I've misrepresented what he said.)





[FairfieldLife] Re: Fwd: Mother Divine Emerita and Divine Devi of the Global Country of World P

2009-04-21 Thread authfriend
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, geezerfreak geezerfr...@... wrote:

 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, authfriend jstein@ wrote:
 
  --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, geezerfreak geezerfreak@ wrote:
  
   --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, TurquoiseB no_reply@ wrote:
  snip
Thanks. I had fun with it, whether it turns
out to be a spoof or not. The thing is...when
dealing with an organization as crazy as the
TMO, you can never be sure.  :-)
   
   And look at all of the elements in there that are NOT
   a spoof! (If this is indeed a spoof) So before the TBs
   out there get too high and mighty about this remember
   that for most of the way through the post YOU thought
   it was real too!
  
  I realized it was a spoof by the third paragraph.
 
 Uh-huh.

The third paragraph:

In a worldwide satellite conference celebration, 
amid cheers, applause, and the sounds of conches 
and ringing bells, His Majesty announced: 'It is
a great joy to invite current ladies of Mother
Divine to join Mother Divine Emerita and continue
to sanctify the world with their blessing. This
invitation will be of particular interest to our
dear Mothers Divine who have blessed the world for
at least 15 years or who are 35 years of age or
older.'

This really didn't trigger your spoof detector?

Seriously??

Wow.




[FairfieldLife] Re: Fwd: Mother Divine Emerita and Divine Devi of the Global Country of World P

2009-04-21 Thread curtisdeltablues
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, authfriend jst...@... wrote:
 The third paragraph:
 

I haven't been following this closely enough early on to see if I would have 
detected a spoof or not, but lets examine this paragraph and compare it to the 
real MD program.


 In a worldwide satellite conference celebration, 
 amid cheers, applause, and the sounds of conches 
 and ringing bells, 

ME:
Been to plenty of these, this is accurate.

His Majesty announced:

ME:
One of his many titles, OK

 'It is
 a great joy to invite current ladies of Mother
 Divine 

ME:
Actual course with its actual (non religious) improbable name.

to join Mother Divine Emerita 

Me:
From Wiki: Emerita is also the feminine form of the word Emeritus, added to 
the title professor or bishop, to indicate they have retired.

OK using a religious term to glorify members for a new program, check.  They 
could be retiring many are in their 60's.

and continue
 to sanctify the world with their blessing.

Me:

This is the TM teaching about what their purpose is.

 This
 invitation will be of particular interest to our
 dear Mothers Divine who have blessed the world for
 at least 15 years or who are 35 years of age or
 older.'

Me:

Age requirements for a retirement course.  Sounds right.

 
 This really didn't trigger your spoof detector?
 
 Seriously??
 
 Wow.

So what exactly in that quote is so out of line from what the movement is 
actually doing?  Is the idea that they might actually be taking care of older 
MD members with a special program designed for their needs instead of chucking 
them out on the street when they become a financial burden the part that is 
soo  un TM movement?






 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, geezerfreak geezerfreak@ wrote:
 
  --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, authfriend jstein@ wrote:
  
   --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, geezerfreak geezerfreak@ wrote:
   
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, TurquoiseB no_reply@ wrote:
   snip
 Thanks. I had fun with it, whether it turns
 out to be a spoof or not. The thing is...when
 dealing with an organization as crazy as the
 TMO, you can never be sure.  :-)

And look at all of the elements in there that are NOT
a spoof! (If this is indeed a spoof) So before the TBs
out there get too high and mighty about this remember
that for most of the way through the post YOU thought
it was real too!
   
   I realized it was a spoof by the third paragraph.
  
  Uh-huh.
 
 The third paragraph:
 
 In a worldwide satellite conference celebration, 
 amid cheers, applause, and the sounds of conches 
 and ringing bells, His Majesty announced: 'It is
 a great joy to invite current ladies of Mother
 Divine to join Mother Divine Emerita and continue
 to sanctify the world with their blessing. This
 invitation will be of particular interest to our
 dear Mothers Divine who have blessed the world for
 at least 15 years or who are 35 years of age or
 older.'
 
 This really didn't trigger your spoof detector?
 
 Seriously??
 
 Wow.





Re: [FairfieldLife] Paradise for Libertarians

2009-04-21 Thread Bhairitu
do.rflex wrote:
 For Ron Paul's growing legion of dope-addled contradictarian libertarians, 
 Somalia is like nirvana. There are no taxes. No public education. No national 
 healthcare. No national debt.

 No labor laws. No environmental laws. No business regulations. No unions. No 
 import or export restrictions. No meddlesome big government—or small 
 government for that matter. And everyone smokes khat, which is a leafy plant 
 that temporarily deludes its users into feeling as if their problems are 
 gone. Somalia, a country that hasn't had an operating central government 
 since 1991, is a libertarian Republican's wet dream, where entrepreneurs can 
 grow their businesses unfettered by laws and regulations. 

 ~Full article: http://www.mediastudy.com/articles/av4-16-09.html
Good, lets send them all there but they might wind up lowering the 
national IQ.





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[FairfieldLife] Re: The Science Of Spiritual Marketing (Is kneeling *ever* just kneeling)

2009-04-21 Thread geezerfreak
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, authfriend jst...@... wrote:

 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, curtisdeltablues curtisdeltablues@ 
 wrote:
 snip
  With the puja you had the added weirdness of people
  not knowing what the F you were doing.  We down play
  the weirdness so much in the intro and prep with our
  suits and ties and talk of science, and then then we
  hit them with the sandalwood incense infused puja
  room and we show up like the little devoted outcaste
  Hindu-wannabees we were.  All of a sudden Mr.
  Scientific Charts transforms by doing a detailed
  ritual that goes on pretty long, right from the middle
  ages!  What a trip!
 
 So lessee, Curtis, were you trying to deceive them
 into thinking the puja wasn't anything special, just
 everyday, casual stuff--I'm just giving you the flower
 'cause I thought you'd enjoy holding it; I'm returning
 a piece of fruit to you 'cause I figured you might be
 hungry?
 
 Or were you doing exactly the opposite, as you describe
 above, striking holy awe into their poor innocent
 hearts, befuddling their vulnerable minds with the
 sheer hyperreligious weirdness of it all?
 
 I asked Geeze what he had thought of Barry's post
 claiming that *he* had never thought of what he was
 involved with as religious during his years in the
 movement, but Geeze seems to have felt it wouldn't
 be politic to comment.
 
 How 'bout you, Curtis? If somebody as allergic as
 Barry is to religion didn't think of what he was
 doing as religious--and claims he didn't leave the
 TMO because he had come to think he had been
 practicing a religion after all--isn't that support
 for my point that it's only what the *individual*
 thinks about what they're doing that's relevant?
 
 (Barry says he was focused entirely on self-
 discovery, which he doesn't believe is associated
 with religion. He's invited to chime in if he feels
 I've misrepresented what he said.)

Judy, I didn't respond to you because I've concluded that word wrestling with 
you is about as useful as arguing with Nabby or WillyTex. I don't have time 
time to get into convoluted dialogs with you. I don't have time to get into 
convoluted dialogs with anyone here for that matter. I check in when I get a 
moment, post quick comments when I'm able and move on to to other pressing 
matters. You've made it clear over the years that winning is of utmost 
importance to you. While, I've enjoyed a few posts of yours concerning food or 
birds, I find the endless you're lying and you know it crap to be tiring and 
mind-numbingly boring. 

That's why I don't rumble in the jungle with you.



[FairfieldLife] Tales at the End of America

2009-04-21 Thread Bhairitu
I thought I would start a topic where we could report on progress 
towards the End of America.  As an example here is a news story I saw 
last night about the DAs in my own county deciding on what they will 
prosecute or not.  The list is quite interesting and I am seeing this 
going on in other counties and cities in California.  Locally another 
city will be replacing cuts in sheriff patrols with citizen militias.  
Shades of those old apocalyptic movies, eh?  What's happening in your area?

The story:

Contra Costa County DA Robert Kochly warned the county's police chiefs 
in a memo that they would not prosecute certain cases, due to budget cuts.

I am faced with the reality of informing all of our law enforcement 
partners that we will definitely being doing less with less, according 
to the memo.

Kochly told CBS 5 his office is nearly $6 million in the red, with 
property tax and state revenues drying up. Six deputy district attorneys 
will be gone by next week, and another 11 by year's end.

Story and video with list of cuts here:
http://cbs5.com/local/contra.costa.prosecutions.2.989932.html

Excuse me while I go gun shopping.



Re: [FairfieldLife] TM On Jeopardy last night

2009-04-21 Thread Bhairitu
Rick Archer wrote:
 Clue in category 'Four N Language' (phrase with 4 N's'):

 Maharishi Mahesh Yogi developed this 2-word deep-relaxation technique in
 the 1950's

 Answer (which they got right away):  What is Transcendental Meditation?
   
Lynch's PR people must be busy.  Almost like the PR people with Star 
Trek getting shows to do an episode on Star Trek fans (CSI and a comedy 
this week).






[FairfieldLife] Re: The Science Of Spiritual Marketing (Is kneeling *ever* just kneeling)

2009-04-21 Thread TurquoiseB
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, geezerfreak geezerfr...@... wrote:

 Judy, I didn't respond to you because I've concluded 
 that word wrestling with you is about as useful as 
 arguing with Nabby or WillyTex. I don't have time time 
 to get into convoluted dialogs with you. I don't have 
 time to get into convoluted dialogs with anyone here 
 for that matter. I check in when I get a moment, post 
 quick comments when I'm able and move on to to other 
 pressing matters. You've made it clear over the years 
 that winning is of utmost importance to you. While, 
 I've enjoyed a few posts of yours concerning food or 
 birds, I find the endless you're lying and you know 
 it crap to be tiring and mind-numbingly boring. 
 
 That's why I don't rumble in the jungle with you.

Wise man. 

Add to what you said, however, the fact that
the person trying to taunt you into entering
an argument with her is the person who recently
defined a good discussion (à la a.m.t.) as one
that she could prolong until it was 100 posts
deep. 

Since saying that, she has tried to taunt at
least four people into such an argument. And
it never even *occurs* to her that by saying
what she's trying to do (lure people into end-
less arguments) and then attempting to do just 
that she might be shooting herself in the foot.  

That's our Judy. Not just an attention vampire, 
but a stupid attention vampire. 





RE: [FairfieldLife] Re: Fwd: Mother Divine Emerita and Divine Devi of the Global Country of World P

2009-04-21 Thread Rick Archer
The original email was sent from gcwpn...@... (Global Country of World Peace
News), so I'm guessing it's for real. I love it that you can't tell.


[FairfieldLife] Re: The Science Of Spiritual Marketing (Is kneeling *ever* just kneeling)

2009-04-21 Thread authfriend
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, curtisdeltablues curtisdeltabl...@... 
wrote:

 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, authfriend jstein@ wrote:
 
  --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, curtisdeltablues 
  curtisdeltablues@ wrote:
  snip
   With the puja you had the added weirdness of people
   not knowing what the F you were doing.  We down play
   the weirdness so much in the intro and prep with our
   suits and ties and talk of science, and then then we
   hit them with the sandalwood incense infused puja
   room and we show up like the little devoted outcaste
   Hindu-wannabees we were.  All of a sudden Mr.
   Scientific Charts transforms by doing a detailed
   ritual that goes on pretty long, right from the middle
   ages!  What a trip!
  
  So lessee, Curtis, were you trying to deceive them
  into thinking the puja wasn't anything special,
 
 I was commenting on the contrast between who we are
 in the intro and prep and how immerse the puja
 experience is.  There is no trying, involved, we where
 loud speakers who had been trained to parrot phrases.
 You are confusing my perspective now, for how it went
 down then.

No, you're missing my point.

  just
  everyday, casual stuff--I'm just giving you the flower
  'cause I thought you'd enjoy holding it; I'm returning
  a piece of fruit to you 'cause I figured you might be
  hungry?
 
 I sense you are trying to be sarcastic but I can't figure
 out why.

I'm pointing out that you've described how the puja
was done in two different ways, citing two different
and opposing intentions. Earlier you said your script
called for you to make it seem that the student wasn't
participating in a religious ritual (my paraphrases
above); but in the post I'm responding to, you seem 
to be suggesting that the setup was designed to impress
them with the puja's holiness and your devotion. (I'm
not even talking about the prep lecture here, just the
puja.)

 I am describing what it feels like to do a puja
 for a stranger when we teach TM.  Remember we are
 speaking memorized lines from the moment we begin
 with the flower routine.

Yes, that's what I'm talking about. The casualness of
the flower and prasad bits doesn't match up with how
you're describing what it felt like to you.

This is reiterating a point I made in my last post
to you (haven't seen any response), in which I said
it seemed to me the whole routine was designed (i.e.,
by Maharishi) to *prevent* the student from being
drawn into the puja's religious atmosphere and the
teacher's feelings of devotion, to *protect* the
student from such involvement, to respect the
student's boundaries, in other words.

I'm just seeing the whole motivation so differently
from you--not as setting a trap for the student to
fall unsuspectingly into the clutches of Hinduism,
but to *keep the student from doing any such thing*,
to minimize any possible conflict with the student's
religious beliefs while ensuring they have the best
possible start with the technique.

Then, yes, on the third day of checking they get the
Vision of Possibilities, but by that time *they've
got the technique down pat* so that if they don't
find the possibilities appealing, they'll still
have the technique.

snip
 I don't have any sense for how Barry thought of the
 puja when he was in the movement.  Maybe he thought
 of them as mythical figures and felt it was all
 symbolic in a Joseph Campbel way.

Well, that's how I think of it. Barry didn't say how
he thought of it, only that he didn't feel religious
about it.

 But I personally never met a teacher that didn't view
 the 3/4 Vishnu Veda Vyasa as a real being on earth and
 I know that this is how Maharishis viewed him, as an
 historical character.

I don't know what 3/4 Vishnu Veda Vyasa is.

 So if you are trying to get me to help you find
 contradictions in anything Barry wrote you are on
 your own.

Yes, if I have questions for Barry, I'll pose them
to him.

 But I think you are saying that if Barry was able to
 view the puja in a non religious way, then it isn't
 really religious.  Is that what you are claiming?

I'll just repeat what I said: Doesn't Barry's account
support my point that it's only what the *individual*
thinks about what they're doing that's relevant?




[FairfieldLife] Re: The Science Of Spiritual Marketing (Is kneeling *ever* just kneeling)

2009-04-21 Thread authfriend
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, TurquoiseB no_re...@... wrote:

 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, geezerfreak geezerfreak@ wrote:
 
  Judy, I didn't respond to you because I've concluded 
  that word wrestling with you is about as useful as 
  arguing with Nabby or WillyTex. I don't have time time 
  to get into convoluted dialogs with you. I don't have 
  time to get into convoluted dialogs with anyone here 
  for that matter. I check in when I get a moment, post 
  quick comments when I'm able and move on to to other 
  pressing matters. You've made it clear over the years 
  that winning is of utmost importance to you. While, 
  I've enjoyed a few posts of yours concerning food or 
  birds, I find the endless you're lying and you know 
  it crap to be tiring and mind-numbingly boring. 
  
  That's why I don't rumble in the jungle with you.
 
 Wise man. 
 
 Add to what you said, however, the fact that
 the person trying to taunt you into entering
 an argument with her is the person who recently
 defined a good discussion (à la a.m.t.) as one
 that she could prolong until it was 100 posts
 deep.

No, that isn't a fact, and Barry knows it isn't a
fact. Ergo, he's lying.

 Since saying that, she has tried to taunt at
 least four people into such an argument.

And this is a lie as well.

As I predicted, it's going to take awhile for Barry
to work off his extreme agitation at having been
definitively owned in the past couple of days, and
while he's trying to neutralize his agony, he's going
to say one extremely stupid thing after another.

For example, above he says, She's trying to taunt
you into an argument when he's very much aware that
it was Geeze who taunted me, not the other way
around. Even Geeze acknowledges this *in the very
post Barry quotes*.




[FairfieldLife] Re: The Science Of Spiritual Marketing (Is kneeling *ever* just kneeling)

2009-04-21 Thread curtisdeltablues
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, authfriend jst...@... wrote:

 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, curtisdeltablues curtisdeltablues@ 
 wrote:
 
  --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, authfriend jstein@ wrote:
  
   --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, curtisdeltablues 
   curtisdeltablues@ wrote:
   snip
With the puja you had the added weirdness of people
not knowing what the F you were doing.  We down play
the weirdness so much in the intro and prep with our
suits and ties and talk of science, and then then we
hit them with the sandalwood incense infused puja
room and we show up like the little devoted outcaste
Hindu-wannabees we were.  All of a sudden Mr.
Scientific Charts transforms by doing a detailed
ritual that goes on pretty long, right from the middle
ages!  What a trip!
   
   So lessee, Curtis, were you trying to deceive them
   into thinking the puja wasn't anything special,
  
  I was commenting on the contrast between who we are
  in the intro and prep and how immerse the puja
  experience is.  There is no trying, involved, we where
  loud speakers who had been trained to parrot phrases.
  You are confusing my perspective now, for how it went
  down then.
 
 No, you're missing my point.
 
   just
   everyday, casual stuff--I'm just giving you the flower
   'cause I thought you'd enjoy holding it; I'm returning
   a piece of fruit to you 'cause I figured you might be
   hungry?
  
  I sense you are trying to be sarcastic but I can't figure
  out why.
 
 I'm pointing out that you've described how the puja
 was done in two different ways, citing two different
 and opposing intentions. Earlier you said your script
 called for you to make it seem that the student wasn't
 participating in a religious ritual (my paraphrases
 above); but in the post I'm responding to, you seem 
 to be suggesting that the setup was designed to impress
 them with the puja's holiness and your devotion. (I'm
 not even talking about the prep lecture here, just the
 puja.)

That wasn't mu point in describing the puja at all.  I was not saying we were 
trying to impress them with the puja's holiness, I don't know why you would say 
that.  I was describing how it went down.  The truth is they met one guy at the 
intro and prep and then we lay the puja on them which is a study in contrasts.  
We weren't trying to do anything in the puju, we were doing it by detailed 
scripting that gets them to participate with little resistance or explanation.  
In describing how we have them take the flower I was just showing how we get 
them to participate without argument. You'd LIKE to have a flower is a long 
way from Would you like to have a flower? That was my point.

 
  I am describing what it feels like to do a puja
  for a stranger when we teach TM.  Remember we are
  speaking memorized lines from the moment we begin
  with the flower routine.
 
 Yes, that's what I'm talking about. The casualness of
 the flower and prasad bits doesn't match up with how
 you're describing what it felt like to you.

I don't get your point.  You are tying to match things up to create some kind 
of contradiction, but it isn't working. As I said, we were not trying to make 
the puja seem odd and very religious, it just is.

 
 This is reiterating a point I made in my last post
 to you (haven't seen any response), in which I said
 it seemed to me the whole routine was designed (i.e.,
 by Maharishi) to *prevent* the student from being
 drawn into the puja's religious atmosphere and the
 teacher's feelings of devotion, to *protect* the
 student from such involvement, to respect the
 student's boundaries, in other words.

Yes there is some downplaying of the religious elements in the conscious mind 
of the student while maintaining the strict religious protocol. I'm not sure 
how much boundary protecting is involved or not.  The only boundaries you seem 
to be pointing out are keeping them from understanding what is going on.  I'm 
not inclined to see that as a virtue.  Especially since TM could be taught with 
a bit more upfront transparency and a lot less bullshittery IMO.

 
 I'm just seeing the whole motivation so differently
 from you--not as setting a trap for the student to
 fall unsuspectingly into the clutches of Hinduism,
 but to *keep the student from doing any such thing*,
 to minimize any possible conflict with the student's
 religious beliefs while ensuring they have the best
 possible start with the technique.

That sounds like a possible POV. It is one I taught with.  But the parental 
role of minimizing any possibility of TM conflicting with their religious role 
is a bit too parental, and a bit too slippery considering the fact that we are 
taking their money for something which is not being represented completely 
accurately IMO.  It would make very little difference in who started to not run 
the song and dance of minimizing conflict. And if they were really religious 
enough in some 

[FairfieldLife] Re: TM On Jeopardy last night

2009-04-21 Thread shempmcgurk
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Bhairitu noozg...@... wrote:

 Rick Archer wrote:
  Clue in category 'Four N Language' (phrase with 4 N's'):
 
  Maharishi Mahesh Yogi developed this 2-word deep-relaxation technique in
  the 1950's
 
  Answer (which they got right away):  What is Transcendental Meditation?

 Lynch's PR people must be busy.  Almost like the PR people with Star 
 Trek getting shows to do an episode on Star Trek fans (CSI and a comedy 
 this week).



I don't think so.

Every few years Jeopardy! will have a TM answer.



[FairfieldLife] Re: The Science Of Spiritual Marketing (Is kneeling *ever* just kneeling)

2009-04-21 Thread geezerfreak
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, authfriend jst...@... wrote:

 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, TurquoiseB no_reply@ wrote:
 
  --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, geezerfreak geezerfreak@ wrote:
  
   Judy, I didn't respond to you because I've concluded 
   that word wrestling with you is about as useful as 
   arguing with Nabby or WillyTex. I don't have time time 
   to get into convoluted dialogs with you. I don't have 
   time to get into convoluted dialogs with anyone here 
   for that matter. I check in when I get a moment, post 
   quick comments when I'm able and move on to to other 
   pressing matters. You've made it clear over the years 
   that winning is of utmost importance to you. While, 
   I've enjoyed a few posts of yours concerning food or 
   birds, I find the endless you're lying and you know 
   it crap to be tiring and mind-numbingly boring. 
   
   That's why I don't rumble in the jungle with you.
  
  Wise man. 
  
  Add to what you said, however, the fact that
  the person trying to taunt you into entering
  an argument with her is the person who recently
  defined a good discussion (à la a.m.t.) as one
  that she could prolong until it was 100 posts
  deep.
 
 No, that isn't a fact, and Barry knows it isn't a
 fact. Ergo, he's lying.
 
  Since saying that, she has tried to taunt at
  least four people into such an argument.
 
 And this is a lie as well.
 
 As I predicted, it's going to take awhile for Barry
 to work off his extreme agitation at having been
 definitively owned in the past couple of days, and
 while he's trying to neutralize his agony, he's going
 to say one extremely stupid thing after another.
 
 For example, above he says, She's trying to taunt
 you into an argument when he's very much aware that
 it was Geeze who taunted me, not the other way
 around. Even Geeze acknowledges this *in the very
 post Barry quotes*.

(yawn) what?



[FairfieldLife] Ample Breasts

2009-04-21 Thread scienceofabundance
Hello everyone. It is good to be back.

ScienceOfAbundance



Re: [FairfieldLife] Tales at the End of America

2009-04-21 Thread I am the eternal
On Tue, Apr 21, 2009 at 1:55 PM, Bhairitu noozg...@sbcglobal.net wrote:

 I thought I would start a topic where we could report on progress
 towards the End of America.


In other news, the State of Texas is doing quite well financially.  We're
even turning away Stimulus money.  We see Huntsville, TX as a growth town
and we have no problem with Law and Order here.

Ron Paul has spoken in favor of Texas succession.

In God we trust.  Everyone else we wiretap.


[FairfieldLife] Re: Slideshow of Maharishi Vedic Pandits in India

2009-04-21 Thread cardemaister
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, cardemaister no_re...@... wrote:

   
  P.S. If this newsletter was forwarded to you by a friend, you can sign up 
  to have future issues sent directly to you by clicking here. 
  
  If you would like to support the Vedic Pandits at the Brahmasthan you can 
  make an on-line donation here.
  
  
 
 Whoa! That was way cool! For me, one of the best recitations I've ever
 heard!


Lots of that seems to be from the PuruSa-suukta (Rgveda X 90).
It's mighty interesting to read it while listening.



[FairfieldLife] Re: Ample Breasts

2009-04-21 Thread TurquoiseB
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, scienceofabundance no_re...@... wrote:

 Hello everyone. It is good to be back.
 
 ScienceOfAbundance

So what's the story, dude. Was it a put-on
or not? If so, it was a really good one.
My compliments.






[FairfieldLife] Re: Ample Breasts

2009-04-21 Thread scienceofabundance
Hello Turq. Yes, it was created in the unbounded bliss of the vacuum state 
(early 80's retro) as infinite correlation reminded me of the Ample Breasts 
spoof several years regarding the characteristics of King Tony's desired 
consort. 

I have been away from the group for about three years and thought I would join 
again and see what is going on (much of the same:). 

Based on the responses to my proclamation, my guess is that King Tony never  
never did get a hold of any ample breasts. He's getting on - he'll need to get 
to them soon.  

Hope you're doing well,
Science




--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, TurquoiseB no_re...@... wrote:

 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, scienceofabundance no_reply@ wrote:
 
  Hello everyone. It is good to be back.
  
  ScienceOfAbundance
 
 So what's the story, dude. Was it a put-on
 or not? If so, it was a really good one.
 My compliments.





[FairfieldLife] Re: Paradise for Libertarians

2009-04-21 Thread Richard J. Williams
do.rflex wrote:
 Paradise for Libertarians

Some analysts have made the case that 
Americans are not overtaxed (at the 
federal level) and that therefore the 
protests were not justified. But this 
misses the point. Government spending 
is exploding, with the Congressional 
Budget Office projecting $9.3 trillion 
in deficits over the next 10 years. 
People know that this spending represents 
future taxes.

Here is an interesting set of facts...

Read more:

'Tea Party Economics'
By Brian S. Wesbury and Robert Stein
Forbes, April 21, 2009
http://tinyurl.com/d8e3l2



[FairfieldLife] Re: Paradise for Libertarians

2009-04-21 Thread Richard J. Williams
Bhairitu wrote:
 Good, lets send them all there but they 
 might wind up lowering the national IQ.

Yeah, lets send them there, along with 
Jack Murtha, Diane Feinstein and Nancy
Pelosi.

On the day the new Congress convened this 
year, Sen. Dianne Feinstein introduced 
legislation to route $25 billion in taxpayer 
money to a government agency that had just 
awarded her husband's real estate firm a 
lucrative contract to sell foreclosed 
properties at compensation rates higher 
than the industry norms.

Full story:

'Senator's husband's firm cashes in on crisis'
By Chuck Neubauer 
Washington Times, Tuesday, April 21, 2009 
http://tinyurl.com/cs3tz3 




[FairfieldLife] Re: The Science Of Spiritual Marketing (Is kneeling *ever* just kneeling)

2009-04-21 Thread authfriend
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, curtisdeltablues curtisdeltabl...@... 
wrote:

 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, authfriend jstein@ wrote:
 
  --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, curtisdeltablues 
  curtisdeltablues@ wrote:
  
   --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, authfriend jstein@ wrote:
   
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, curtisdeltablues 
curtisdeltablues@ wrote:
snip
 With the puja you had the added weirdness of people
 not knowing what the F you were doing.  We down play
 the weirdness so much in the intro and prep with our
 suits and ties and talk of science, and then then we
 hit them with the sandalwood incense infused puja
 room and we show up like the little devoted outcaste
 Hindu-wannabees we were.  All of a sudden Mr.
 Scientific Charts transforms by doing a detailed
 ritual that goes on pretty long, right from the middle
 ages!  What a trip!

So lessee, Curtis, were you trying to deceive them
into thinking the puja wasn't anything special,
   
   I was commenting on the contrast between who we are
   in the intro and prep and how immerse the puja
   experience is.  There is no trying, involved, we where
   loud speakers who had been trained to parrot phrases.
   You are confusing my perspective now, for how it went
   down then.
  
  No, you're missing my point.
  
just
everyday, casual stuff--I'm just giving you the flower
'cause I thought you'd enjoy holding it; I'm returning
a piece of fruit to you 'cause I figured you might be
hungry?
   
   I sense you are trying to be sarcastic but I can't figure
   out why.
  
  I'm pointing out that you've described how the puja
  was done in two different ways, citing two different
  and opposing intentions. Earlier you said your script
  called for you to make it seem that the student wasn't
  participating in a religious ritual (my paraphrases
  above); but in the post I'm responding to, you seem 
  to be suggesting that the setup was designed to impress
  them with the puja's holiness and your devotion. (I'm
  not even talking about the prep lecture here, just the
  puja.)
 
 That wasn't mu point in describing the puja at all.
 I was not saying we were trying to impress them with
 the puja's holiness, I don't know why you would say
 that.

Well, on the basis of the paragraph from your earlier
post I quoted at the top.

 I was describing how it went down.  The truth is they
 met one guy at the intro and prep and then we lay the
 puja on them which is a study in contrasts.  We weren't
 trying to do anything in the puju, we were doing it by 
 detailed scripting that gets them to participate with
 little resistance or explanation.  In describing how
 we have them take the flower I was just showing how we
 get them to participate without argument. You'd LIKE
 to have a flower is a long way from Would you like to
 have a flower? That was my point.

Yes, I know. But that's *my* point too; they're
taking it not because they want to hold the flower
but because you want them to. They haven't assented
to anything except the desire to be polite to *you*.

   I am describing what it feels like to do a puja
   for a stranger when we teach TM.  Remember we are
   speaking memorized lines from the moment we begin
   with the flower routine.
  
  Yes, that's what I'm talking about. The casualness of
  the flower and prasad bits doesn't match up with how
  you're describing what it felt like to you.
 
 I don't get your point.  You are tying to match things
 up to create some kind of contradiction, but it isn't
 working. As I said, we were not trying to make the puja
 seem odd and very religious, it just is.

OK, it sounded contradictory to me. I personally didn't
find the puja that odd or impressive.

snip
  I'm just seeing the whole motivation so differently
  from you--not as setting a trap for the student to
  fall unsuspectingly into the clutches of Hinduism,
  but to *keep the student from doing any such thing*,
  to minimize any possible conflict with the student's
  religious beliefs while ensuring they have the best
  possible start with the technique.
 
 That sounds like a possible POV. It is one I taught
 with.  But the parental role of minimizing any
 possibility of TM conflicting with their religious
 role is a bit too parental,

Oh, for goodness' sake. It isn't parental to not
want to impose something on somebody.

snip
  I'll just repeat what I said: Doesn't Barry's account
  support my point that it's only what the *individual*
  thinks about what they're doing that's relevant?
 
 No.  People can think that A is NOT A.  They would be wrong.

OK. I think that's absurd in this context.




[FairfieldLife] Re: Tales at the End of America

2009-04-21 Thread Richard J. Williams
Bhairitu wrote:
 Excuse me while I go gun shopping.

When you're out there, make sure you 
avoid eating at Arby's.

The rising number of fat people was 
yesterday blamed for global warming.

Scientists warned that the increase 
in big-eaters means more food production 
— a major cause of CO2 gas emissions 
warming the planet.

Overweight people are also more likely 
to drive, adding to environmental damage.

Read more:

'Fatties cause global warming'
By Ben Jackson
New York Sun, april 21, 2009
http://tinyurl.com/dy33gp 



[FairfieldLife] Re: Tales at the End of America

2009-04-21 Thread Richard J. Williams
L.Shaddai wrote:
 In other news, the State of Texas is doing quite 
 well financially...

Let's say the administration finds $100 million in 
efficiencies every working day for the rest of the 
Obama administration's first term. That's still 
around $80 billion, or around 2% of one year's 
federal spending. - Paul Krugman, April 20, 2009



[FairfieldLife] Global Mother Divine Organization

2009-04-21 Thread nablusoss1008
 [programmes]


Re: [FairfieldLife] Re: TM On Jeopardy last night

2009-04-21 Thread Bhairitu
shempmcgurk wrote:
 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Bhairitu noozg...@... wrote:
   
 Rick Archer wrote:
 
 Clue in category 'Four N Language' (phrase with 4 N's'):

 Maharishi Mahesh Yogi developed this 2-word deep-relaxation technique in
 the 1950's

 Answer (which they got right away):  What is Transcendental Meditation?
   
   
 Lynch's PR people must be busy.  Almost like the PR people with Star 
 Trek getting shows to do an episode on Star Trek fans (CSI and a comedy 
 this week).

 


 I don't think so.

 Every few years Jeopardy! will have a TM answer.
Geez, you watch game shows?  However if you've been involved with 
companies who have a PR department then you would realize that it isn't 
always accidental.  PR folks have ways of getting things into shows.  I 
may be nothing more than a chotchkey sent some producer's way which 
causes them to include something in a show about it.



Re: [FairfieldLife] Re: Paradise for Libertarians

2009-04-21 Thread Bhairitu
Richard J. Williams wrote:
 Bhairitu wrote:
   
 Good, lets send them all there but they 
 might wind up lowering the national IQ.

 
 Yeah, lets send them there, along with 
 Jack Murtha, Diane Feinstein and Nancy
 Pelosi.

 On the day the new Congress convened this 
 year, Sen. Dianne Feinstein introduced 
 legislation to route $25 billion in taxpayer 
 money to a government agency that had just 
 awarded her husband's real estate firm a 
 lucrative contract to sell foreclosed 
 properties at compensation rates higher 
 than the industry norms.

 Full story:

 'Senator's husband's firm cashes in on crisis'
 By Chuck Neubauer 
 Washington Times, Tuesday, April 21, 2009 
 http://tinyurl.com/cs3tz3 
Ain't capitalism great! Feinstein is pissing off Californians as a 
senator because from what I've heard she wants to run for governor so 
this is her last term.




Re: [FairfieldLife] Re: Tales at the End of America

2009-04-21 Thread Bhairitu
Richard J. Williams wrote:
 Bhairitu wrote:
   
 Excuse me while I go gun shopping.

 
 When you're out there, make sure you 
 avoid eating at Arby's.

 The rising number of fat people was 
 yesterday blamed for global warming.

 Scientists warned that the increase 
 in big-eaters means more food production 
 — a major cause of CO2 gas emissions 
 warming the planet.

 Overweight people are also more likely 
 to drive, adding to environmental damage.

 Read more:

 'Fatties cause global warming'
 By Ben Jackson
 New York Sun, april 21, 2009
 http://tinyurl.com/dy33gp 
They should probably take the valium out of the chemtrails then. It 
makes people fat. Not all fat people overeat but you're a meditator and 
should know that being competent with ayurveda, yes? As for Arby's there 
isn't one nearby though an Indian restaurateur I know own 5 of then in 
another California city. While you're at it lay off those prairie dog 
soufflés.







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Re: [FairfieldLife] Tales at the End of America

2009-04-21 Thread Bhairitu
I am the eternal wrote:
 On Tue, Apr 21, 2009 at 1:55 PM, Bhairitu noozg...@sbcglobal.net wrote:

   
 I thought I would start a topic where we could report on progress
 towards the End of America.
 


 In other news, the State of Texas is doing quite well financially.  We're
 even turning away Stimulus money.  We see Huntsville, TX as a growth town
 and we have no problem with Law and Order here.

 Ron Paul has spoken in favor of Texas succession.

 In God we trust.  Everyone else we wiretap.
Yeah but what is Texas known for other than crackers?




[FairfieldLife] Re: The Science Of Spiritual Marketing (Is kneeling *ever* just kneeling)

2009-04-21 Thread curtisdeltablues
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, authfriend jst...@... wrote:

me:
  That sounds like a possible POV. It is one I taught
  with.  But the parental role of minimizing any
  possibility of TM conflicting with their religious
  role is a bit too parental,

 Judy:
 Oh, for goodness' sake. It isn't parental to not
 want to impose something on somebody.

But the movement IS imposing something on them without their knowledge.  In 
every way we are making sure that they are doing the things that participants 
in a puja are expected to do. What the movement it is being slippery about it 
letting them know the level of their participation and what it means in the 
context of the religion it comes from.

I am arguing for more upfront honesty here Judy.  Are you really against this 
concept being applied in this context? 

Snip 

Judy:
 Yes, I know. But that's *my* point too; they're
 taking it not because they want to hold the flower
 but because you want them to. They haven't assented
 to anything except the desire to be polite to *you*.

Me:

Yeah, we got away with getting them to participate in a religious activity they 
don't fully understand by using the social contract.  Hooray for us! 

I can't imagine any other context where you would be arguing on this side of 
the issue Judy. 




 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, curtisdeltablues curtisdeltablues@ 
 wrote:
 
  --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, authfriend jstein@ wrote:
  
   --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, curtisdeltablues 
   curtisdeltablues@ wrote:
   
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, authfriend jstein@ wrote:

 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, curtisdeltablues 
 curtisdeltablues@ wrote:
 snip
  With the puja you had the added weirdness of people
  not knowing what the F you were doing.  We down play
  the weirdness so much in the intro and prep with our
  suits and ties and talk of science, and then then we
  hit them with the sandalwood incense infused puja
  room and we show up like the little devoted outcaste
  Hindu-wannabees we were.  All of a sudden Mr.
  Scientific Charts transforms by doing a detailed
  ritual that goes on pretty long, right from the middle
  ages!  What a trip!
 
 So lessee, Curtis, were you trying to deceive them
 into thinking the puja wasn't anything special,

I was commenting on the contrast between who we are
in the intro and prep and how immerse the puja
experience is.  There is no trying, involved, we where
loud speakers who had been trained to parrot phrases.
You are confusing my perspective now, for how it went
down then.
   
   No, you're missing my point.
   
 just
 everyday, casual stuff--I'm just giving you the flower
 'cause I thought you'd enjoy holding it; I'm returning
 a piece of fruit to you 'cause I figured you might be
 hungry?

I sense you are trying to be sarcastic but I can't figure
out why.
   
   I'm pointing out that you've described how the puja
   was done in two different ways, citing two different
   and opposing intentions. Earlier you said your script
   called for you to make it seem that the student wasn't
   participating in a religious ritual (my paraphrases
   above); but in the post I'm responding to, you seem 
   to be suggesting that the setup was designed to impress
   them with the puja's holiness and your devotion. (I'm
   not even talking about the prep lecture here, just the
   puja.)
  
  That wasn't mu point in describing the puja at all.
  I was not saying we were trying to impress them with
  the puja's holiness, I don't know why you would say
  that.
 
 Well, on the basis of the paragraph from your earlier
 post I quoted at the top.
 
  I was describing how it went down.  The truth is they
  met one guy at the intro and prep and then we lay the
  puja on them which is a study in contrasts.  We weren't
  trying to do anything in the puju, we were doing it by 
  detailed scripting that gets them to participate with
  little resistance or explanation.  In describing how
  we have them take the flower I was just showing how we
  get them to participate without argument. You'd LIKE
  to have a flower is a long way from Would you like to
  have a flower? That was my point.
 
 Yes, I know. But that's *my* point too; they're
 taking it not because they want to hold the flower
 but because you want them to. They haven't assented
 to anything except the desire to be polite to *you*.
 
I am describing what it feels like to do a puja
for a stranger when we teach TM.  Remember we are
speaking memorized lines from the moment we begin
with the flower routine.
   
   Yes, that's what I'm talking about. The casualness of
   the flower and prasad bits doesn't match up with how
   you're describing what it felt like to you.
  
  I don't get your point.  You are tying to match things
  up to create some kind of 

Re: [FairfieldLife] Ample Breasts

2009-04-21 Thread Bhairitu
scienceofabundance wrote:
 Hello everyone. It is good to be back.

 ScienceOfAbundance
Aren't ample breasts the two fullnesses?



[FairfieldLife] Re: Fwd: Mother Divine Emerita and Divine Devi of the Global Country of World P

2009-04-21 Thread sparaig
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, authfriend jst...@... wrote:

 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, geezerfreak geezerfreak@ wrote:
 
  --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, TurquoiseB no_reply@ wrote:
 snip
   Thanks. I had fun with it, whether it turns
   out to be a spoof or not. The thing is...when
   dealing with an organization as crazy as the
   TMO, you can never be sure.  :-)
  
  And look at all of the elements in there that are NOT
  a spoof! (If this is indeed a spoof) So before the TBs
  out there get too high and mighty about this remember
  that for most of the way through the post YOU thought
  it was real too!
 
 I realized it was a spoof by the third paragraph.
 
 BTW, that's the third such spoof Barry's fallen for
 since mid-February (the other two spoofers being
 Doug and emptybill).


I started to think it was a spoof on first read simply because the explicit
references to age and so on were tied to sexuality.

It was sort of like we be 8 score lovely blonds and brunettes between the ages
of 16 and 19.5... a little too good to be true. ;-)

Lawson (a spanking a spanking there's going to be a spanking...)



[FairfieldLife] Re: TM On Jeopardy last night

2009-04-21 Thread bob_brigante
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, shempmcgurk shempmcg...@... wrote:

 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Bhairitu noozguru@ wrote:
 
  Rick Archer wrote:
   Clue in category 'Four N Language' (phrase with 4 N's'):
  
   Maharishi Mahesh Yogi developed this 2-word deep-relaxation technique in
   the 1950's
  
   Answer (which they got right away):  What is Transcendental Meditation?
 
  Lynch's PR people must be busy.  Almost like the PR people with Star 
  Trek getting shows to do an episode on Star Trek fans (CSI and a comedy 
  this week).
 
 
 

 I don't think so.
 
 Every few years Jeopardy! will have a TM answer.



***

A couple years ago, Pat Sajak, host on another show (Wheel of Fortune) 
developed by Merv Griffin, announced during the show that he did TM. It's 
likely several people involved in both Jeopardy and Wheel do TM because of 
Merv's TM shows in the 70s.



[FairfieldLife] If Maitreya appeared (Re: Questions and answers about the Star)

2009-04-21 Thread nablusoss1008
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Duveyoung no_re...@... wrote:

 Kirk wrote:
  My question is what would change if Maitreya appeared?
 
 The red phone rings, and President Obama is awakened.
 
 O: Hello?
 
 Army General: Sir, we have an emergency.  A person has  appeared as if
 out of nowhere and is doing miracles right and left.  This person is
 rapidly gaining a huge following. We've sent in our operatives to
 infiltrate, and every one of them has stopped reporting back to us
 except to say, 'Come here and worship the true Lord.'
 
 O: Our operatives are converting to a religion?  They're violating
 their duty?  They're turncoats?  They're traitors?
 
 AG: Yes, but that's the least of the problems we're facing.  Sir, this
 person is actually doing miracles as far as we can tell.  He's moved
 several mountains, stopped a hurricane, made whole buildings suddenly
 appear filled with tables, chairs, and hot steaming platters of food
 that the masses are eating and the platters replenish themselves as if
 by magic.  Several times he's been shot at by freaked out gun nuts, and
 the bullets turn into parrots fluttering about and singing hymns of
 every sort, there's a host of angels hovering above  his head at all
 times, there's dozens of folks thought dead who are physically alive
 again and they're praying to him -- we're talking Elvis, Mother Thersa, 
 Abraham Lincoln, George Carlin, and Joesph Smith, and, Sir.
 
 O: What?
 
 AG: He's got a fifteen inch dong too?
 
 O: Fifteen inches?
 
 AG: Fifteen inches -- we took a picture of him with one of those
 airport scanners that see through clothing.
 
 O: Fifteen inches?
 
 AG: That's flaccid inches, Sir.
 
 O: Okay, so there's a miracle that I'm prepared to believe. But, aren't
 the other reports merely a sorta of mass hallucinations?
 
 AG: No, Sir! We've got every sort of video and other corroborations. 
 I'd go to personally inspect the situation on the ground, but I'm afraid
 I'd be just another one of those who abandon their post.  This guy's a
 danger not just to America, but the entire world.  He's wielding powers
 like, well, like God.
 
 O: What kind of immediate threat is he?
 
 AG: Well, everyone's quitting their jobs, no one's watching anything on
 TV except the news reports coming out about this person, we've had two
 of our atomic bomb rockets in silos be put out of commission by the
 soldiers manning them, and the Pope is flying to see this person, so
 once he arrives there, that's one billion Catholics added to this
 person's following.
 
 O: Fuck! What's this person's name, what's he saying?
 
 AG: He's saying his name is My-trey-ah, and that he comes to Earth
 about once every 300,000 years or so to make everything hunkydory
 again.
 
 O: Fuck!  There goes the economy again, just after I'd spent trillions
 to fix it.
 
 AG: Sir, with all due respect, the economy is not the issue.  It seems
 Mytreyah can do anything, and considering that he's already turned
 bullets into pious parrots,  it seems he can simply snap his fingers and
 our entire defense structure could be flapping around any second now.
 
 O: Fuck! What do you suggest?
 
 AG: Sir, we simply don't know the limits of this person's power. We
 have a B-52 with a dozen nukes aboard -- waiting for your go signal.
 
 O: Where's Mytreyah at?
 
 AG:  He's in downtown Glasgow, Scotland right now.
 
 O: Well, drop the fucking bombs.  Who needs Scotland in the face of
 this crisis?
 
 AG: Hang on to your hat, I just gave your orders to the pilot.
 
 {ten seconds pass}
 
 AG: Sir, the pilot radioed back.  He's inviting me  to come see the
 Lord.
 
 O: The bombs never got dropped?
 
 AG: Not as far as we can tell.
 
 O: Send an intercontinental ballistic missile then.
 
 AG: One moment.
 
 AG: Sir, every time someone goes to implement, they become a true
 believer in this Mytreyah, and they refuse to follow orders.  I'm afraid
 to sic anyone else on this Mytreyah for fear of losing more personnel.
 
 O: What else can we do?
 
 AG: Sir, I'm afraid that this is looking like the Second Coming.  I'm
 looking to you for leadership here.
 
 O: I'm still trying to recover from the shock of his flaccid fifteen
 incher.
 
 AG: CNN just now is running a video of him hovering about 20 feet  in
 the air as he talks to the crowds.  The Scots are goners.  Must be a
 million in the crowd already.
 
 O: Has he mentioned my name yet?
 
 AG: No.
 
 O: Any other world leaders being mentioned?
 
 AG: No.
 
 O: What's he telling the crowds to do?
 
 AG: Enjoy themselves.
 
 O: That's it?
 
 AG: Yes.
 
 O: What about paying the bills, the war on terrorism, having a new
 car?
 
 AG: No one seems to care about those issues.  The crowd is not shouting
 out questions. They all seem to think nothing matters but that this
 Mytreyah has appeared and is taking care of all problems.
 
 O: What does that stack up to look like?
 
 AG: Not sure, Sir.  If this guy is what he says he is, seems to me that
 no one 

[FairfieldLife] If Maitreya appeared (Re: Questions and answers about the Star)

2009-04-21 Thread nablusoss1008
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Duveyoung no_re...@... wrote:

 Kirk wrote:
  My question is what would change if Maitreya appeared?
 
 The red phone rings, and President Obama is awakened.
 
 O: Hello?
 
 Army General: Sir, we have an emergency.  A person has  appeared as if
 out of nowhere and is doing miracles right and left.  This person is
 rapidly gaining a huge following. We've sent in our operatives to
 infiltrate, and every one of them has stopped reporting back to us
 except to say, 'Come here and worship the true Lord.'
 
 O: Our operatives are converting to a religion?  They're violating
 their duty?  They're turncoats?  They're traitors?
 
 AG: Yes, but that's the least of the problems we're facing.  Sir, this
 person is actually doing miracles as far as we can tell.  He's moved
 several mountains, stopped a hurricane, made whole buildings suddenly
 appear filled with tables, chairs, and hot steaming platters of food
 that the masses are eating and the platters replenish themselves as if
 by magic.  Several times he's been shot at by freaked out gun nuts, and
 the bullets turn into parrots fluttering about and singing hymns of
 every sort, there's a host of angels hovering above  his head at all
 times, there's dozens of folks thought dead who are physically alive
 again and they're praying to him -- we're talking Elvis, Mother Thersa, 
 Abraham Lincoln, George Carlin, and Joesph Smith, and, Sir.
 
 O: What?
 
 AG: He's got a fifteen inch dong too?
 
 O: Fifteen inches?
 
 AG: Fifteen inches -- we took a picture of him with one of those
 airport scanners that see through clothing.
 
 O: Fifteen inches?
 
 AG: That's flaccid inches, Sir.
 
 O: Okay, so there's a miracle that I'm prepared to believe. But, aren't
 the other reports merely a sorta of mass hallucinations?
 
 AG: No, Sir! We've got every sort of video and other corroborations. 
 I'd go to personally inspect the situation on the ground, but I'm afraid
 I'd be just another one of those who abandon their post.  This guy's a
 danger not just to America, but the entire world.  He's wielding powers
 like, well, like God.
 
 O: What kind of immediate threat is he?
 
 AG: Well, everyone's quitting their jobs, no one's watching anything on
 TV except the news reports coming out about this person, we've had two
 of our atomic bomb rockets in silos be put out of commission by the
 soldiers manning them, and the Pope is flying to see this person, so
 once he arrives there, that's one billion Catholics added to this
 person's following.
 
 O: Fuck! What's this person's name, what's he saying?
 
 AG: He's saying his name is My-trey-ah, and that he comes to Earth
 about once every 300,000 years or so to make everything hunkydory
 again.
 
 O: Fuck!  There goes the economy again, just after I'd spent trillions
 to fix it.
 
 AG: Sir, with all due respect, the economy is not the issue.  It seems
 Mytreyah can do anything, and considering that he's already turned
 bullets into pious parrots,  it seems he can simply snap his fingers and
 our entire defense structure could be flapping around any second now.
 
 O: Fuck! What do you suggest?
 
 AG: Sir, we simply don't know the limits of this person's power. We
 have a B-52 with a dozen nukes aboard -- waiting for your go signal.
 
 O: Where's Mytreyah at?
 
 AG:  He's in downtown Glasgow, Scotland right now.
 
 O: Well, drop the fucking bombs.  Who needs Scotland in the face of
 this crisis?
 
 AG: Hang on to your hat, I just gave your orders to the pilot.
 
 {ten seconds pass}
 
 AG: Sir, the pilot radioed back.  He's inviting me  to come see the
 Lord.
 
 O: The bombs never got dropped?
 
 AG: Not as far as we can tell.
 
 O: Send an intercontinental ballistic missile then.
 
 AG: One moment.
 
 AG: Sir, every time someone goes to implement, they become a true
 believer in this Mytreyah, and they refuse to follow orders.  I'm afraid
 to sic anyone else on this Mytreyah for fear of losing more personnel.
 
 O: What else can we do?
 
 AG: Sir, I'm afraid that this is looking like the Second Coming.  I'm
 looking to you for leadership here.
 
 O: I'm still trying to recover from the shock of his flaccid fifteen
 incher.
 
 AG: CNN just now is running a video of him hovering about 20 feet  in
 the air as he talks to the crowds.  The Scots are goners.  Must be a
 million in the crowd already.
 
 O: Has he mentioned my name yet?
 
 AG: No.
 
 O: Any other world leaders being mentioned?
 
 AG: No.
 
 O: What's he telling the crowds to do?
 
 AG: Enjoy themselves.
 
 O: That's it?
 
 AG: Yes.
 
 O: What about paying the bills, the war on terrorism, having a new
 car?
 
 AG: No one seems to care about those issues.  The crowd is not shouting
 out questions. They all seem to think nothing matters but that this
 Mytreyah has appeared and is taking care of all problems.
 
 O: What does that stack up to look like?
 
 AG: Not sure, Sir.  If this guy is what he says he is, seems to me that
 no one 

[FairfieldLife] Father Gabriel Mejia of Colombia: Rehabilitating troubled youth

2009-04-21 Thread michael
Father Gabriel Mejia of Colombia: Rehabilitating troubled youth through 
Transcendental Meditation
by Global Good News staff writer

Global Good News    Translate This Article
20 April 2009

Reverend Father Gabriel Mejilla, who runs a rehabilitation centre for juvenile 
offenders in Colombia, spoke at a major press conference on 3 April 2009 in New 
York City, preceding the historic David Lynch Foundation benefit concert, 
'Change Begins Within', at Radio City Music Hall the following day. 

Speaking on 14 April, Raja Jose Luis Alvarez, Raja of Invincible Latin America 
for the Global Country of World Peace, commented on how moved everyone was at 
the press conference by Father Mejia's simple, direct, and profound words about 
his life experiences. 

Father Mejia, whom Maharishi Mahesh Yogi referred to as the 'Saint of 
Colombia', teaches the Transcendental Meditation and Transcendental Meditation 
Sidhi Programmes to the 3,500 residents of his centre. 'He offers these 
troubled youth the opportunity to change their lives from within, so that it 
becomes unnecessary to control their behaviours on a superficial level,' said 
Raja Luis. 

'As the embodiment of support and caring for a new generation, Father Gabriel 
Mejia's presence was well appreciated at the benefit concert,' concluded Raja 
Luis. 

© Copyright 2009 Global Good News® 



  

[FairfieldLife] Re: Fwd: Mother Divine Emerita and Divine Devi of the Global Country of World P

2009-04-21 Thread satvadude108
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, authfriend jst...@... wrote:

 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, geezerfreak geezerfreak@ wrote:
 
  --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, authfriend jstein@ wrote:
  
   --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, geezerfreak geezerfreak@ wrote:
   
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, TurquoiseB no_reply@ wrote:
   snip
 Thanks. I had fun with it, whether it turns
 out to be a spoof or not. The thing is...when
 dealing with an organization as crazy as the
 TMO, you can never be sure.  :-)

And look at all of the elements in there that are NOT
a spoof! (If this is indeed a spoof) So before the TBs
out there get too high and mighty about this remember
that for most of the way through the post YOU thought
it was real too!
   
   I realized it was a spoof by the third paragraph.
  
  Uh-huh.
 
 The third paragraph:
 
 In a worldwide satellite conference celebration, 
 amid cheers, applause, and the sounds of conches 
 and ringing bells, His Majesty announced: 'It is
 a great joy to invite current ladies of Mother
 Divine to join Mother Divine Emerita and continue
 to sanctify the world with their blessing. This
 invitation will be of particular interest to our
 dear Mothers Divine who have blessed the world for
 at least 15 years or who are 35 years of age or
 older.'
 
 This really didn't trigger your spoof detector?
 
 Seriously??
 
 Wow.


Yeah.

Jeez, its not like the announcement said 
something crazy like the MD's were going
to be put on a scale and given their weight  
in gold.

snicker






[FairfieldLife] Re: FW: Letter from Islam and updated list of published TM research

2009-04-21 Thread nablusoss1008
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Rick Archer r...@... wrote:

Nice Rick. Thanks for posting this.


 From: David Orme-Johnson [mailto:davi...@...] 
 Sent: Tuesday, April 21, 2009 8:37 AM
 To: David Orme-Johnson
 Subject: Letter from Islam and updated list of published TM research
  
 Dear Colleagues,
 Below is a letter from Miral Shaaban in Cairo, Egypt, which relates how
 practice of the Transcendental Meditation technique has enriched the depth
 of her appreciation of her Muslim faith. I have added this letter to the
 collection of such letters posted on TruthAboutTM.com.
 I have also attached an updated Bibliography of independent research
 publications on TM 1970-2009, compiled by Dr. Roger Chalmers for the UK TM
 Web site. Please delete previous versions.
 All the best,
 David W. Orme-Johnson, Ph.D.
  
 http://www.truthabouttm.org/truth/IndividualEffects/IsTMaReligion/Religious
 Leaders/index.cfm#Top Letters from Religious Leaders and Persons of Faith
 on the Transcendental Meditation Program 
 A universal theme in these letters from religious leaders and persons is
 that the Transcendental Meditation program deepens their own spiritual life
 and enhances their comprehension and love of their own tradition. They note
 that it does not require any belief or change in life style to practice.
 They point out that the technique has been scientifically validated
 http://www.truthabouttm.org/truth/Research/TMResearchPublications/index.cfm
   to reduce stress
 http://www.truthabouttm.org/truth/IndividualEffects/ResultsforHealth/index.
 cfm#stress  and improve mental clarity
 http://www.truthabouttm.org/truth/IndividualEffects/ResultsforEducation/ind
 ex.cfm , health
 http://www.truthabouttm.org/truth/IndividualEffects/ResultsforHealth/index.
 cfm , and interpersonal relations
 http://www.truthabouttm.org/truth/IndividualEffects/ResultsforHealth/index.
 cfm#social , which are beneficial to any cultural tradition and which serve
 to increase appreciation and tolerance of other people's traditions and
 worldviews.
 These letters are used with permission of the writers.
 Contents:
 Andean Path 
 Shaman Mallku Aribalo, November 4, 2008
 http://www.truthabouttm.org/truth/IndividualEffects/IsTMaReligion/Religious
 Leaders/index.cfm#Mallku#Mallku 
 Catholicism 
 Father Leonard Dubi, December 1, 2008
 http://www.truthabouttm.org/truth/IndividualEffects/IsTMaReligion/Religious
 Leaders/index.cfm#Dubi#Dubi 
 Father Thomas R. Miller, June 17, 2008
 http://www.truthabouttm.org/truth/IndividualEffects/IsTMaReligion/Religious
 Leaders/index.cfm#Miller#Miller 
 Father Cletus Stein, October 2, 2008
 http://www.truthabouttm.org/truth/IndividualEffects/IsTMaReligion/Religious
 Leaders/index.cfm#Stein#Stein 
 Sister Carol Wirtz, August 25, 2008
 http://www.truthabouttm.org/truth/IndividualEffects/IsTMaReligion/Religious
 Leaders/index.cfm#Wirtz#Wirtz 
 Islam
 Nada
 http://www.truthabouttm.org/truth/IndividualEffects/IsTMaReligion/Religious
 Leaders/index.cfm#Haider#Haider  Haider, March 2, 2009
 Mohammad Haghverdi, December 24, 2008
 http://www.truthabouttm.org/truth/IndividualEffects/IsTMaReligion/Religious
 Leaders/index.cfm#Mohammad#Mohammad 
 Atmane
 http://www.truthabouttm.org/truth/IndividualEffects/IsTMaReligion/Religious
 Leaders/index.cfm#Kouider#Kouider  Kouider, Ph.D., February 15, 2009
 Miral
 http://www.truthabouttm.org/truth/IndividualEffects/IsTMaReligion/Religious
 Leaders/index.cfm#Shaaban#Shaaban  Shaaban, March 25, 2009
 Judaism 
 Senior
 http://www.truthabouttm.org/truth/IndividualEffects/IsTMaReligion/Religious
 Leaders/index.cfm#Green#Green  Rabbi Alan Green, March 13, 2009
 Rabbi Michael Shevack, November 12, 2008
 http://www.truthabouttm.org/truth/IndividualEffects/IsTMaReligion/Religious
 Leaders/index.cfm#Shevack#Shevack 
 Mormon
 High
 http://www.truthabouttm.org/truth/IndividualEffects/IsTMaReligion/Religious
 Leaders/index.cfm#Stephens#Stephens  Priest Marc Stephens
 United Methodist Church
 Reverend Jonathan Chadwick, November 4, 2008
 http://www.truthabouttm.org/truth/IndividualEffects/IsTMaReligion/Religious
 Leaders/index.cfm#Chadwick#Chadwick 
 Unity Church
 Reverend Don Lansky, June 30, 2008
 http://www.truthabouttm.org/truth/IndividualEffects/IsTMaReligion/Religious
 Leaders/index.cfm#Lansky#Lansky   
 Islam
 Miral Shaaban, March 25, 2009
 
 To all interested in self-development,
 
 I am a veiled Muslim that practices Transcendental Meditation (TM) and I
 cannot ever forget the first time I prayed after my first meditation. I
 learned the TM technique in December of 2006: I was speechless and cannot
 explain this state of complete serenity, contentment and gratitude for God.
 TM increased my level of acceptance and appreciation for my faith and
 strengthened my beliefs.
 
 For example, reading from the Qur'an is becoming more enjoyable and
 comforting at the same time,
 as now I can better link its teachings with everything around me: my level
 of comprehension of its meanings are 

Re: [FairfieldLife] Tales at the End of America

2009-04-21 Thread Mike Dixon
Succession? Or was it Secession?

--- On Tue, 4/21/09, I am the eternal l.shad...@gmail.com wrote:

From: I am the eternal l.shad...@gmail.com
Subject: Re: [FairfieldLife] Tales at the End of America
To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com
Date: Tuesday, April 21, 2009, 8:32 PM








On Tue, Apr 21, 2009 at 1:55 PM, Bhairitu noozg...@sbcglobal. net wrote:


I thought I would start a topic where we could report on progress
towards the End of America.  

In other news, the State of Texas is doing quite well financially.  We're even 
turning away Stimulus money.  We see Huntsville, TX as a growth town and we 
have no problem with Law and Order here.

Ron Paul has spoken in favor of Texas succession.

In God we trust.  Everyone else we wiretap. 

















  

Re: [FairfieldLife] Tales at the End of America

2009-04-21 Thread I am the eternal
On Tue, Apr 21, 2009 at 6:22 PM, Mike Dixon mdixon.6...@yahoo.com wrote:


 Succession? Or was it Secession?


Why, both, of course.

To prove my love for you, I had these flowers killed. Put them in
water and it will prolong their slow, agonizing death.


Re: [FairfieldLife] Tales at the End of America

2009-04-21 Thread Bhairitu
I am the eternal wrote:
 On Tue, Apr 21, 2009 at 6:22 PM, Mike Dixon mdixon.6...@yahoo.com wrote:
   
 Succession? Or was it Secession?

 

 Why, both, of course.

 To prove my love for you, I had these flowers killed. Put them in
 water and it will prolong their slow, agonizing death.
I looked up the Texas economy and unemployment and you've been sniffing 
too many Yellow Roses.  Don't listen to Bilderberg Perry either.



Re: [FairfieldLife] Can you help?

2009-04-21 Thread Kirk
What specifically is human design and what value does it have. What are 
potential forms of restructuring one goes though after?

  - Original Message - 
  From: Sal Sunshine 
  To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com 
  Sent: Tuesday, April 21, 2009 1:02 PM
  Subject: Re: [FairfieldLife] Can you help?





  On Apr 21, 2009, at 11:41 AM, Rick Archer wrote:


The cost is $100 per reading and would take place after my return from the 
course. 


  Uh, oh...


 (It is in London at the end of June.)  The highest first would be to take 
Taalia and my sister with me.  My sister would pay her own way and come to take 
Taalia around London while I'm on the course.  What an opportunity for Taalia 
to grow!  We would share hotel and transportation costs.   

I am confident you would feel that your investment would be worth the 
reading I would do for you. 


  Is there a $$-back guarantee if you don't?


 $100 is a very good price for a Human Design reading,  I paid $350 for my 
first human design reading..


  MIght explain why she's short of funds now,
  after throwing away $$ on stuff like this.


mine did not have the Integral aspect added to it.  


  The Integral aspect--gotta have the Integral!


If you have already had one or two readings from me, please know there is 
much more to cover if you are so inclined. 


  Hmmm...for another fee, I would guess.


I will need quite a few participants in order to pull this off. If you are 
willing to help me out, please let me know ASAP, if I register by April 26 it 
will save $100 off the price of the course.  


  Sal




  

Re: [FairfieldLife] If Maitreya appeared (Re: Questions and answers about the Star)

2009-04-21 Thread Peter




--- On Tue, 4/21/09, nablusoss1008 no_re...@yahoogroups.com wrote:

If Maitreya appears, First, I'm going to get checked. Then I'm going to fly 
over and buy Nabs a nice dinner at the establishment of his choice!

 HeHe Edg, this was a funny and creative little piece of
 writing :-)
 
 On the serious side; from the information I have on Obama
 he certainly is inspired directly by the ideas of Maitreya
 but he is not really acting on them. He certainly was one of
 several that was supported by the Masters, and who is open
 to Their messanges, during the past american presidential
 elections.
 
 He is trying to amend the huge loss of credit the americans
 lost during the Bush years, and he is doing well for you;
 his last appearance in latin America certainly was very
 positive indeed. His invitation towards Cuba is long
 overdue, though his demands towards the country is basically
 false and imperialistic and therefore  unrealistic.
 
 In all his positive rethoric there is one word he does not
 use; sharing.
 
 Without sharing no justice, without justice no peace.
 
 
 I'm still waiting for Obama to come along and proove
 that he is more than just a good speaker.
 
 
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