[FairfieldLife] Re: Fwd: Fw: Muslim Jokes

2006-02-22 Thread jyouells2000



--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, "jyouells2000" [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:  --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, TurquoiseB no_reply@ wrote:   --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, WLeed3@ wrote: Well, I'm of a different opinion. I'd probably be quite   (over)sensative to any Scandinavian jokes if the rest of   the world was ripping our wealth from us harrasing us   infiltrating our governments hunting us fighting us invading   us humiliating us forcing us to our knees. They are   desperate. I can see it is very comforting looking at   them as being different from and inferior to us. Sooner   or later a whiplash is bound to occur though, that's common   sense. Better make it softer by not creating any more   terrible karma. Arrogance can only last so long.   It's lasted for almost 800 years, since the  Crusades. And with reason. Muslims have been  treated like the niggers of the world since  then, starting with a systematic campaign on  the part of Europeans to put them down and  regard them as less than human after those  same Europeans got their butts kicked in the  Crusades themselves.   That said, what we're talking about is, in  Buddhist terminology, *attachment*. The people  who are overreacting to these cartoons are  angry because they are *attached* to their  beliefs. They cannot tell the difference  between someone poking fun at those beliefs  and someone attacking them physically. They  honestly believe that they *are* their beliefs.   The *same* thing happened in Europe and America  with regard to Christianity. A bunch of attached  people grew so fearful of anyone laughing at  the things they held sacred or treating them  lightly that they killed hundreds of thousands  of people for doing it. Remember the Inquisition?   The solution is not, in my opinion, to cave, to  submit to these dogma-bullies, but to *continue*  to express oneself -- whether that _expression_  happens as humor, or academic criticism, or in  whatever fashion it manifests itself. If a bunch  of people hadn't stood up for their right to  think for themselves, we'd still have the  Inquisition.   Oh...wait...we still *do* have the Inquisition.  It was officially disbanded in the 1950s, but  the current Pope brought it back.  Never mind. :-)   Anyway, as you can tell, I'm a fan of humor and  laughter with regard to spirituality and spiritual  beliefs. I don't have the exact quote with me, but  here's the gist of what one teacher said on the  subject: "Any spiritual organization that has lost  the ability to laugh at the things it considers  holy for fear of losing their way has already  lost their way."   Good article in the NY Times International edition today about what I was blasted about here yesterday.

Goofed up the link try this one: 

Furor Over Cartoons Pits Muslim Against Muslim 

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[FairfieldLife] Re: Fwd: Fw: Muslim Jokes

2006-02-22 Thread anonybliss_ff
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, jyouells2000 [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:

 

 Goofed up the link try this one:
 
 Furor Over Cartoons Pits Muslim Against Muslim

http://www.nytimes.com/2006/02/22/international/middleeast/22cartoons.h\
 tml?hpex=1140584400en=e85120f56c914a0aei=5094partner=homepage
 
 JohnY


That's a great article. Friedman's commentary today is spot on, too:
http://select.nytimes.com/2006/02/22/opinion/22friedman.html?hp

Empty Pockets, Angry Minds

I have no doubt that the Danish cartoons mocking the Prophet Muhammad
have caused real offense to many Muslims. I'm glad my newspaper didn't
publish them. But there is something in the worldwide Muslim reaction
to these cartoons that is excessive, and suggests that something else
is at work in this story. It's time we talked about it.

To understand this Danish affair, you can't just read Samuel
Huntington's classic, The Clash of Civilizations. You also need to
read Karl Marx, because this explosion of Muslim rage is not just
about some Western insult. It's also about an Eastern failure. It is
about the failure of many Muslim countries to build economies that
prepare young people for modernity — and all the insult, humiliation
and frustration that has produced.

Today's world has become so wired together, so flattened, that you
can't avoid seeing just where you stand on the planet — just where the
caravan is and just how far ahead or behind you are. In this flat
world you get your humiliation fiber-optically, at 56K or via
broadband, whether you're in the Muslim suburbs of Paris or Kabul.
Today, Muslim youth are enraged by cartoons in Denmark. Earlier, it
was a Newsweek story about a desecrated Koran. Why? When you're
already feeling left behind, even the tiniest insult from afar goes to
the very core of your being — because your skin is so thin.

India is the second-largest Muslim country in the world, but the
cartoon protests here, unlike those in Pakistan, have been largely
peaceful. One reason for the difference is surely that Indian Muslims
are empowered and live in a flourishing democracy. India's richest man
is a Muslim software entrepreneur. But so many young Arabs and Muslims
live in nations that have deprived them of any chance to realize their
full potential.

The Middle East Media Research Institute, called Memri, just published
an analysis of the latest employment figures issued by the U.N.'s
International Labor Office. The I.L.O. study, Memri reported, found
that the Middle East and North Africa stand out as the region with
the highest rate of unemployment in the world: 13.2 percent. That is
worse than in sub-Saharan Africa.

While G.D.P. in the Middle East-North Africa region registered an
annual increase of 5.5 percent from 1993 to 2003, productivity, the
measure of how efficiently these resources were used, increased by
only about 0.1 percent annually — better than only one region,
sub-Saharan Africa.

The Arab world is the only area in the world where productivity did
not increase with G.D.P. growth. That's because so much of the G.D.P.
growth in this region was driven by oil revenues, not by educating
workers to do new things with new technologies.

Nearly 60 percent of the Arab world is under the age of 25. With
limited job growth to absorb them, the I.L.O. estimates, the region is
spinning out about 500,000 more unemployed people each year. At a time
when India and China are focused on getting their children to be more
scientific, innovative thinkers, educational standards in much of the
Muslim world — particularly when it comes to science and critical
inquiry — are not keeping pace.

Pervez Hoodbhoy, a professor of nuclear physics at Quaid-i-Azam
University in Islamabad, Pakistan, bluntly wrote the following in
Global Agenda 2006, the journal of the recent Davos World Economic Forum:

Pakistan's public (and all but a handful of private) universities are
intellectual rubble, their degrees of little consequence. ...
According to the Pakistan Council for Science and Technology,
Pakistanis have succeeded in registering only eight patents
internationally in 57 years. ...

[Today] you seldom encounter a Muslim name in scientific journals.
Muslim contributions to pure and applied science — measured in terms
of discoveries, publications, patents and processes — are marginal.
... The harsh truth is that science and Islam parted ways many
centuries ago. In a nutshell, the Muslim experience consists of a
golden age of science from the ninth to the 14th centuries, subsequent
collapse, modest rebirth in the 19th century, and a profound reversal
from science and modernity, beginning in the last decades of the 20th
century. This reversal appears, if anything, to be gaining speed.

No wonder so many young people in this part of the world are
unprepared, and therefore easily enraged, as they encounter modernity.
And no wonder backward religious leaders and dictators in places like
Syria and Iran — who have miserably failed their youth 

[FairfieldLife] Re: Fwd: Fw: Muslim Jokes

2006-02-22 Thread shempmcgurk
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, TurquoiseB [EMAIL PROTECTED] 
wrote:

 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, WLeed3@ wrote:
 
  
  
  Well, I'm of a different opinion. I'd probably be quite 
  (over)sensative to any Scandinavian jokes if the rest of 
  the world was ripping our wealth from us harrasing us 
  infiltrating our governments hunting us fighting us invading
  us humiliating us forcing us to our knees. They are 
  desperate. I can see it is very comforting looking at 
  them as being different from and inferior to us. Sooner 
  or later a whiplash is bound to occur though, that's common
  sense. Better make it softer by not creating any more 
  terrible karma. Arrogance can only last so long.
 
 It's lasted for almost 800 years, since the 
 Crusades. And with reason. Muslims have been
 treated like the niggers of the world since
 then,




Actually, Barry, black Africans and those of black African descent 
have been treated like the niggers of the world since then, NOT 
Muslims.

It is the opposite of what you say above: Muslims and Arabs in 
general actively and vigorously persued a policy of slave-trading in 
said black Africans...indeed, even to this day.







 starting with a systematic campaign on
 the part of Europeans to put them down and
 regard them as less than human after those
 same Europeans got their butts kicked in the
 Crusades themselves.
 
 That said, what we're talking about is, in 
 Buddhist terminology, *attachment*. The people
 who are overreacting to these cartoons are 
 angry because they are *attached* to their
 beliefs. They cannot tell the difference 
 between someone poking fun at those beliefs
 and someone attacking them physically. They
 honestly believe that they *are* their beliefs.
 
 The *same* thing happened in Europe and America
 with regard to Christianity. A bunch of attached
 people grew so fearful of anyone laughing at
 the things they held sacred or treating them
 lightly that they killed hundreds of thousands
 of people for doing it. Remember the Inquisition?
 
 The solution is not, in my opinion, to cave, to
 submit to these dogma-bullies, but to *continue*
 to express oneself -- whether that expression
 happens as humor, or academic criticism, or in
 whatever fashion it manifests itself. If a bunch
 of people hadn't stood up for their right to
 think for themselves, we'd still have the 
 Inquisition. 
 
 Oh...wait...we still *do* have the Inquisition.
 It was officially disbanded in the 1950s, but
 the current Pope brought it back.  Never mind. :-)
 
 Anyway, as you can tell, I'm a fan of humor and
 laughter with regard to spirituality and spiritual
 beliefs. I don't have the exact quote with me, but
 here's the gist of what one teacher said on the
 subject: Any spiritual organization that has lost
 the ability to laugh at the things it considers
 holy for fear of losing their way has already
 lost their way.








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[FairfieldLife] Re: Fwd: Fw: Muslim Jokes

2006-02-21 Thread jyouells2000
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:

 
 
 
 - Original Message - 
 From: Jim Boyer 
 To: Undisclosed-Recipient:; 
 Sent: Monday, February 20, 2006 10:27 AM
 Subject: Muslim Jokes
 
 
 
 Why you never hear 'Muslim jokes'
 Jackie Mason
  
 
 Muslim fundamentalists have decided that even if you never saw or
heard of the cartoons, you deserve to be hit with rocks, have your car
wrecked and your embassies destroyed.  Ironically, the cartoonists
were not insulting Islam; they were satirising fanaticism. Now the
fanatics have decided that there are no laws, limits or boundaries
that apply to their behaviour. They not only have the right to take
your life; they now have the right to rob you of your freedom of
_expression.  Could you picture a Jew killing anybody for such
meaningless reasons? If a Jew gets mad he might sneak into your house
and steal your Lipitor or he would make a deal with your doctor to lie
about your cholesterol number, or just when you have fasted a whole
day on Yom Kippur he would sneak into your house and steal all the
pastrami sandwiches.  I never saw a Jew going into meaningless fights.
That is why you seldom see Jewish football players. A Jew is not going
to take a chance in spraining his neck or tearing a ligament in his
knee just because he was fighting with somebody about catching a ball.
He would rather go to a store and buy another ball and avoid the whole
problem. That is why there are also no Jewish hockey players. Hockey
players spend all their time hitting each other in the mouth with
sticks. When Jews saw how Gentiles played hockey, that is how Jews
found out that instead of becoming hockey players they would become
dentists, and that way they decided to let other people play the game
while they found a way to make a profit from it.  Jews are never known
to get into unnecessary physical battles. That is why people are never
afraid of being attacked by a Jew. Did you ever hear anybody say,
'Don't go into that neighbourhood, it is very dangerous, there are a
lot of Jews there'? Jews have so long been accustomed to being
threatened and persecuted all over the world that they could never
dream of creating needless violence anywhere, because they would be
grateful to find a place where they are allowed to live in peace. 
Meanwhile, the world is reacting with an amazing cowardice. Instead of
a collective fury, we are pleading forgiveness and promising not to
offend them with any more cartoons. Could anything be more perverted?


Bill, 

Jackie said it much, much better than I tried to say to say it. Thank
you for posting it. (And it was funny too.)

JohnY






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[FairfieldLife] Re: Fwd: Fw: Muslim Jokes

2006-02-21 Thread TurquoiseB
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:

 
 
 Well, I'm of a different opinion. I'd probably be quite 
 (over)sensative to any Scandinavian jokes if the rest of 
 the world was ripping our wealth from us harrasing us 
 infiltrating our governments hunting us fighting us invading
 us humiliating us forcing us to our knees. They are 
 desperate. I can see it is very comforting looking at 
 them as being different from and inferior to us. Sooner 
 or later a whiplash is bound to occur though, that's common
 sense. Better make it softer by not creating any more 
 terrible karma. Arrogance can only last so long.

It's lasted for almost 800 years, since the 
Crusades. And with reason. Muslims have been
treated like the niggers of the world since
then, starting with a systematic campaign on
the part of Europeans to put them down and
regard them as less than human after those
same Europeans got their butts kicked in the
Crusades themselves.

That said, what we're talking about is, in 
Buddhist terminology, *attachment*. The people
who are overreacting to these cartoons are 
angry because they are *attached* to their
beliefs. They cannot tell the difference 
between someone poking fun at those beliefs
and someone attacking them physically. They
honestly believe that they *are* their beliefs.

The *same* thing happened in Europe and America
with regard to Christianity. A bunch of attached
people grew so fearful of anyone laughing at
the things they held sacred or treating them
lightly that they killed hundreds of thousands
of people for doing it. Remember the Inquisition?

The solution is not, in my opinion, to cave, to
submit to these dogma-bullies, but to *continue*
to express oneself -- whether that expression
happens as humor, or academic criticism, or in
whatever fashion it manifests itself. If a bunch
of people hadn't stood up for their right to
think for themselves, we'd still have the 
Inquisition. 

Oh...wait...we still *do* have the Inquisition.
It was officially disbanded in the 1950s, but
the current Pope brought it back.  Never mind. :-)

Anyway, as you can tell, I'm a fan of humor and
laughter with regard to spirituality and spiritual
beliefs. I don't have the exact quote with me, but
here's the gist of what one teacher said on the
subject: Any spiritual organization that has lost
the ability to laugh at the things it considers
holy for fear of losing their way has already
lost their way.







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[FairfieldLife] Re: Fwd: Fw: Muslim Jokes

2006-02-21 Thread jyouells2000



--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, TurquoiseB [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, WLeed3@ wrote:   Well, I'm of a different opinion. I'd probably be quite   (over)sensative to any Scandinavian jokes if the rest of   the world was ripping our wealth from us harrasing us   infiltrating our governments hunting us fighting us invading  us humiliating us forcing us to our knees. They are   desperate. I can see it is very comforting looking at   them as being different from and inferior to us. Sooner   or later a whiplash is bound to occur though, that's common  sense. Better make it softer by not creating any more   terrible karma. Arrogance can only last so long.  It's lasted for almost 800 years, since the  Crusades. And with reason. Muslims have been treated like the niggers of the world since then, starting with a systematic campaign on the part of Europeans to put them down and regard them as less than human after those same Europeans got their butts kicked in the Crusades themselves.  That said, what we're talking about is, in  Buddhist terminology, *attachment*. The people who are overreacting to these cartoons are  angry because they are *attached* to their beliefs. They cannot tell the difference  between someone poking fun at those beliefs and someone attacking them physically. They honestly believe that they *are* their beliefs.  The *same* thing happened in Europe and America with regard to Christianity. A bunch of attached people grew so fearful of anyone laughing at the things they held sacred or treating them lightly that they killed hundreds of thousands of people for doing it. Remember the Inquisition?  The solution is not, in my opinion, to cave, to submit to these dogma-bullies, but to *continue* to express oneself -- whether that _expression_ happens as humor, or academic criticism, or in whatever fashion it manifests itself. If a bunch of people hadn't stood up for their right to think for themselves, we'd still have the  Inquisition.   Oh...wait...we still *do* have the Inquisition. It was officially disbanded in the 1950s, but the current Pope brought it back.  Never mind. :-)  Anyway, as you can tell, I'm a fan of humor and laughter with regard to spirituality and spiritual beliefs. I don't have the exact quote with me, but here's the gist of what one teacher said on the subject: "Any spiritual organization that has lost the ability to laugh at the things it considers holy for fear of losing their way has already lost their way."

Good article in the NY Times International edition today about what I was blasted about here yesterday.

Furor Over Cartoons 

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