[FairfieldLife] Re: Lindsay Lohan

2017-02-27 Thread jr_...@yahoo.com [FairfieldLife]


That's a great story.  I thought she was into being a Muslim.  Now, we know 
what she's all about.  We wish her good luck in her new endeavors.


---In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com,  wrote :

 
 
 
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Says meditation helped her find a new path in life 

 Saying she’s found peace through transcendental meditation, the “Mean Girls” 
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turned 30 . . . of what I wanted in the next 10 years spiritually — what feeds 
me, what keeps me humble here, who do I want to help, what do I want to do with 
that help. And how can I stay continuously doing those things. I want to make 
my own movies, I don’t want to have to answer to anyone. So just focus, stay 
focused and really surround yourself with good people.”

 
 
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[FairfieldLife] Re: Lindsay Lohan-- An Accident Waiting to Happen

2012-09-04 Thread sparaig
I'm not responsible for what people want to interpret hopping like a frog as, 
and neither is MMY.

In fact, our TM-Sidhis Administrator made sure we knew MMY's response to claims 
from someone that they had floated: MMY's response was always: what did your 
neighbor see?


L.

--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Robert babajii_99@... wrote:

 I feel that one of the biggest mood-making thing(s) that ever happened,  this 
 side of the Mississippi...
 Thinking that you are levitating, when you are actually just humping/hopping 
 around...
 
 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, sparaig LEnglish5@ wrote:
 
  Well, not exactly. An enlightened person, by definition, cannot fail to be 
  authentic.
  
  
  Mood-making is more along the lines of being nice not because you think it 
  good to be nice, or because your religion says to try to be nice, but 
  because you think that you are going to be more enlightened by behaving 
  like enlightened people do.
  
  1) ain't going to happen that way anyway (good works alone, and all that);
  2) it is impossible to be sure how an enlightened person would behave in a 
  given situation anyway, so it's a futile thing to attempt;
  3) it can lead to truly self-destructive (in the usual sense of the word) 
  behavior by setting up a veneer of tolerance on your part for things that 
  shouldn't be tolerated if only for the sake of your health and the health 
  of others.
  
  
  L
  
  --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Emily Reyn emilymae.reyn@ wrote:
  
   H. Alright then, in that context, mood making speaks to lack of 
   authenticity in how we conduct ourselves.  That applies to us all I 
   guess - and I note that Ravi has refuted his Yogi status.  He is a 
   bhogi now :) I also don't understand this focus on thinking only 
   happy, happy thoughts.  Why deny ourselves the full range of thoughts 
   and emotions - often, in my life, the painful ones have forced movement. 
    
   
   
   
From: sparaig LEnglish5@
   To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com 
   Sent: Sunday, September 2, 2012 8:19 AM
   Subject: [FairfieldLife] Re: Lindsay Lohan-- An Accident Waiting to Happen

   
     
   Mood-making in TM-speak refers to trying to pretend to yourself (and/or 
   others) that you are enlightened by attempting to behave in the way you 
   think someone who is enlightened behaves.
   
   There's nothing wrong with mood-making per se, only with the TM-related 
   version, which is counter-enlightenment, since enlightenment includes 
   being fully spontaneous at all times, simply by its very nature.
   
   L
   
   --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Emily Reyn emilymae.reyn@ wrote:
   
Share: Is there something wrong with mood making?  For example, 
music, art, meditation, incense, candles, poetry, movies, only thinking 
happy, happy thoughts, all function to mood make.  



 From: Share Long sharelong60@
To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com 
Sent: Sunday, September 2, 2012 4:28 AM
Subject: Re: [FairfieldLife] Re: Lindsay Lohan-- An Accident Waiting to 
Happen


  
dearest Nephewji, 

I am indeed SO proud of your restraint language wise as well as all 
your efforts to make the world safe for not bots, if we may call them 
that.  Have I followed the thread closely enough, do you think?  
Is Auntie making sense here?  Your dear old Auntie can get so 
discombobulated in the FFL maze!  BTW, very nice your gratitude to 
Judy et al.

Now Auntie will become a little Auntie Mame ish to say: screw the 
stories.  If you know what I mean.  Stories only appear easy.  
And that, only in the short run.  Ah, exhausted now from expounding 
so much wisdom.  

Yes yes Rosathea is your mantra now.  Auntie can relax.
Big Hug

PS  Please please do to take good care of Ravi self.  Get good 
rest.  Healthy delicious food.  Exercise in sunshine.  No 
synthetic clothes.  Even if beloved plaid.  No texting while 
driving, etc.  Think happy happy thoughts.  But otoh NO MOOD 
MAKING!  


Thank you for making Auntie smile 



 From: Ravi Chivukula chivukula.ravi@
To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com 
Sent: Saturday, September 1, 2012 2:30 PM
Subject: Re: [FairfieldLife] Re: Lindsay Lohan-- An Accident Waiting to 
Happen


  
Oh and one more thing Auntie.

With respect to my statement.. past couple of days after 
goading, insulting and slaying Amma zombies and bots on the 
battlefield

You will proud dear Auntie, the kind of language your Nephew used to 
insult them was all rated G for modern, progressive, liberal audiences, 
no Ravi Yogi's

[FairfieldLife] Re: Lindsay Lohan-- An Accident Waiting to Happen

2012-09-04 Thread Robert
Yeah, but what did  your mother say about it?

--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, sparaig LEnglish5@... wrote:

 I'm not responsible for what people want to interpret hopping like a frog 
 as, and neither is MMY.
 
 In fact, our TM-Sidhis Administrator made sure we knew MMY's response to 
 claims from someone that they had floated: MMY's response was always: what 
 did your neighbor see?
 
 
 L.
 
 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Robert babajii_99@ wrote:
 
  I feel that one of the biggest mood-making thing(s) that ever happened,  
  this side of the Mississippi...
  Thinking that you are levitating, when you are actually just 
  humping/hopping around...
  
  --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, sparaig LEnglish5@ wrote:
  
   Well, not exactly. An enlightened person, by definition, cannot fail to 
   be authentic.
   
   
   Mood-making is more along the lines of being nice not because you think 
   it good to be nice, or because your religion says to try to be nice, but 
   because you think that you are going to be more enlightened by behaving 
   like enlightened people do.
   
   1) ain't going to happen that way anyway (good works alone, and all that);
   2) it is impossible to be sure how an enlightened person would behave in 
   a given situation anyway, so it's a futile thing to attempt;
   3) it can lead to truly self-destructive (in the usual sense of the word) 
   behavior by setting up a veneer of tolerance on your part for things that 
   shouldn't be tolerated if only for the sake of your health and the health 
   of others.
   
   
   L
   
   --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Emily Reyn emilymae.reyn@ wrote:
   
H. Alright then, in that context, mood making speaks to lack of 
authenticity in how we conduct ourselves.  That applies to us all I 
guess - and I note that Ravi has refuted his Yogi status.  He is a 
bhogi now :) I also don't understand this focus on thinking only 
happy, happy thoughts.  Why deny ourselves the full range of 
thoughts and emotions - often, in my life, the painful ones have forced 
movement.  



 From: sparaig LEnglish5@
To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com 
Sent: Sunday, September 2, 2012 8:19 AM
Subject: [FairfieldLife] Re: Lindsay Lohan-- An Accident Waiting to 
Happen
 

  
Mood-making in TM-speak refers to trying to pretend to yourself 
(and/or others) that you are enlightened by attempting to behave in the 
way you think someone who is enlightened behaves.

There's nothing wrong with mood-making per se, only with the 
TM-related version, which is counter-enlightenment, since enlightenment 
includes being fully spontaneous at all times, simply by its very 
nature.

L

--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Emily Reyn emilymae.reyn@ wrote:

 Share: Is there something wrong with mood making?  For example, 
 music, art, meditation, incense, candles, poetry, movies, only 
 thinking happy, happy thoughts, all function to mood make.  
 
 
 
  From: Share Long sharelong60@
 To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com 
 Sent: Sunday, September 2, 2012 4:28 AM
 Subject: Re: [FairfieldLife] Re: Lindsay Lohan-- An Accident Waiting 
 to Happen
 
 
   
 dearest Nephewji, 
 
 I am indeed SO proud of your restraint language wise as well as all 
 your efforts to make the world safe for not bots, if we may call them 
 that.  Have I followed the thread closely enough, do you 
 think?  Is Auntie making sense here?  Your dear old Auntie can 
 get so discombobulated in the FFL maze!  BTW, very nice your 
 gratitude to Judy et al.
 
 Now Auntie will become a little Auntie Mame ish to say: screw the 
 stories.  If you know what I mean.  Stories only appear 
 easy.  And that, only in the short run.  Ah, exhausted now from 
 expounding so much wisdom.  
 
 Yes yes Rosathea is your mantra now.  Auntie can relax.
 Big Hug
 
 PS  Please please do to take good care of Ravi self.  Get good 
 rest.  Healthy delicious food.  Exercise in sunshine.  No 
 synthetic clothes.  Even if beloved plaid.  No texting while 
 driving, etc.  Think happy happy thoughts.  But otoh NO MOOD 
 MAKING!  
 
 
 Thank you for making Auntie smile 
 
 
 
  From: Ravi Chivukula chivukula.ravi@
 To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com 
 Sent: Saturday, September 1, 2012 2:30 PM
 Subject: Re: [FairfieldLife] Re: Lindsay Lohan-- An Accident Waiting 
 to Happen
 
 
   
 Oh and one more thing Auntie.
 
 With respect to my statement.. past couple of days after 
 goading

Re: [FairfieldLife] Re: Lindsay Lohan-- An Accident Waiting to Happen

2012-09-02 Thread Share Long
dearest Nephewji, 

I am indeed SO proud of your restraint language wise as well as all your 
efforts to make the world safe for not bots, if we may call them that.  Have I 
followed the thread closely enough, do you think?  Is Auntie making sense 
here?  Your dear old Auntie can get so discombobulated in the FFL maze!  BTW, 
very nice your gratitude to Judy et al.

Now Auntie will become a little Auntie Mame ish to say: screw the stories.  If 
you know what I mean.  Stories only appear easy.  And that, only in the short 
run.  Ah, exhausted now from expounding so much wisdom.  

Yes yes Rosathea is your mantra now.  Auntie can relax.
Big Hug

PS  Please please do to take good care of Ravi self.  Get good rest.  Healthy 
delicious food.  Exercise in sunshine.  No synthetic clothes.  Even if beloved 
plaid.  No texting while driving, etc.  Think happy happy thoughts.  But otoh 
NO MOOD MAKING!  


Thank you for making Auntie smile 



 From: Ravi Chivukula chivukula.r...@gmail.com
To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com 
Sent: Saturday, September 1, 2012 2:30 PM
Subject: Re: [FairfieldLife] Re: Lindsay Lohan-- An Accident Waiting to Happen
 

  
Oh and one more thing Auntie.

With respect to my statement.. past couple of days after goading, 
insulting and slaying Amma zombies and bots on the battlefield

You will proud dear Auntie, the kind of language your Nephew used to insult 
them was all rated G for modern, progressive, liberal audiences, no Ravi Yogi's 
crude, coarse, vulgar, insulting, say hello to Ravi Chivukula, the harshest 
words I used were fool and baby and the one among many of the phrases I 
used to insult them was this gem your dhoti-wearing, doll-clutching drollery.

Thanks to the old man, Judy, and all others for the lessons learned on FFL.

Love,
Ravi



On Sat, Sep 1, 2012 at 12:20 PM, Ravi Chivukula chivukula.r...@gmail.com 
wrote:

Oh..and you said... Take her for ice cream, maybe pink peppermint as our wise 
and loving Masked Zebra prescribes


I would love to do that, but I can only wish, fantasize now, as she is married 
to that bastard Casaboun, who has trapped her. I'm just waiting for him to die 
- so Rosathea to make that dreaded choice of leaving Casaboun's wealth, and 
his wealth of dead beliefs, dead scriptures. Have I made my case to my beloved 
Rosathea? I don't know - but I certainly have tried my best.


Oh my gentle, kind, sweet, Auntie - it's never as easy in life as it is in 
those stories.


Love,
Ravi



On Sat, Sep 1, 2012 at 12:00 PM, Ravi Chivukula chivukula.r...@gmail.com 
wrote:

 
  
Dear Aunt Share,


I saw your post, sorry couldn't reply right away because I have been in a 
deep contemplative mood (:-)) for the past couple of days after goading, 
insulting and slaying Amma zombies and bots on the battlefield that was the 
comments page of her Rolling Stone article, heeding to a plea of a friend who 
felt the Amma bots were slandering her.


I'm glad you realize that this task is right up your nephew's alley. Lindsey 
can have Ravi's love and words of wisdom, but, but - (I will do my best King 
Baby Barry impersonation here)..Bt...keep your hands off me lady, I'm 
not interested. Take your needy, drama queenery elsewhere...OK?


P.S. The lovely Rosathea IS on my mind.


Love,
Ravi


--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Share Long sharelong60@... wrote:

 Ok, Ok OK!  Forget jyotish!  Instead send, and I will pray for him the 
 whole time, send dearest Nephew Ravi complete with plaid shirts and shades 
 (are there plaid shades?) to Little Lindsey and he will straighten her out 
 pronto, as he did with his so blessed Auntie.  All it took and indeed ever 
 takes, is a well timed love, Ravi. 
 
 Dearest Nephew, I will bombard your precious (a word destroyed for all time 
 IMHO by Gollum) skull with images of lovely Rosathea so that the Silly 
 Hollywood Hussy is no temptation at all.  Take her for ice cream, maybe 
 pink peppermint as our wise and loving Masked Zebra prescribes.  
 
 
 There, Lindsey Lohan, saved by the collaborative efforts of FFL.  Yay!
 
 
 PS  Oy!  Very bad insomnia last night.  Share brain very fuzzy.  Does 
 it show?  OTOH, probably full Moon approaching.  
 
 PS 2  Nephew, we will consult expert to find best time for your Lohan 
 rescue mission.
 
 
 
 
  From: raunchydog raunchydog@...

 To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com 
 Sent: Thursday, August 30, 2012 2:19 AM
 Subject: [FairfieldLife] Re: Lindsay Lohan-- An Accident Waiting to Happen
 
 
   

 
 
 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Emily Reyn emilymae.reyn@ wrote:
 
  Fuck, that must be what's happening to me.   I'm headed to Dennis 
  Flaherty at some point in the near future.  Still remember that.  

  
 
 Screw Dennis, soothsayers, swarmy swamies and all their hair brain advice 
 and mucho dineros you'll pay to avoid inevitable doom. Accept your fate 
 with a happy heart

Re: [FairfieldLife] Re: Lindsay Lohan-- An Accident Waiting to Happen

2012-09-02 Thread Emily Reyn
Share: Is there something wrong with mood making?  For example, music, art, 
meditation, incense, candles, poetry, movies, only thinking happy, happy 
thoughts, all function to mood make.  



 From: Share Long sharelon...@yahoo.com
To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com 
Sent: Sunday, September 2, 2012 4:28 AM
Subject: Re: [FairfieldLife] Re: Lindsay Lohan-- An Accident Waiting to Happen
 

  
dearest Nephewji, 

I am indeed SO proud of your restraint language wise as well as all your 
efforts to make the world safe for not bots, if we may call them that.  Have I 
followed the thread closely enough, do you think?  Is Auntie making sense 
here?  Your dear old Auntie can get so discombobulated in the FFL maze!  BTW, 
very nice your gratitude to Judy et al.

Now Auntie will become a little Auntie Mame ish to say: screw the stories.  If 
you know what I mean.  Stories only appear easy.  And that, only in the short 
run.  Ah, exhausted now from expounding so much wisdom.  

Yes yes Rosathea is your mantra now.  Auntie can relax.
Big Hug

PS  Please please do to take good care of Ravi self.  Get good rest.  Healthy 
delicious food.  Exercise in sunshine.  No synthetic clothes.  Even if beloved 
plaid.  No texting while driving, etc.  Think happy happy thoughts.  But otoh 
NO MOOD MAKING!  


Thank you for making Auntie smile 



 From: Ravi Chivukula chivukula.r...@gmail.com
To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com 
Sent: Saturday, September 1, 2012 2:30 PM
Subject: Re: [FairfieldLife] Re: Lindsay Lohan-- An Accident Waiting to Happen
 

  
Oh and one more thing Auntie.

With respect to my statement.. past couple of days after goading, 
insulting and slaying Amma zombies and bots on the battlefield

You will proud dear Auntie, the kind of language your Nephew used to insult 
them was all rated G for modern, progressive, liberal audiences, no Ravi Yogi's 
crude, coarse, vulgar, insulting, say hello to Ravi Chivukula, the harshest 
words I used were fool and baby and the one among many of the phrases I 
used to insult them was this gem your dhoti-wearing, doll-clutching drollery.

Thanks to the old man, Judy, and all others for the lessons learned on FFL.

Love,
Ravi



On Sat, Sep 1, 2012 at 12:20 PM, Ravi Chivukula chivukula.r...@gmail.com 
wrote:

Oh..and you said... Take her for ice cream, maybe pink peppermint as our wise 
and loving Masked Zebra prescribes


I would love to do that, but I can only wish, fantasize now, as she is married 
to that bastard Casaboun, who has trapped her. I'm just waiting for him to die 
- so Rosathea to make that dreaded choice of leaving Casaboun's wealth, and 
his wealth of dead beliefs, dead scriptures. Have I made my case to my beloved 
Rosathea? I don't know - but I certainly have tried my best.


Oh my gentle, kind, sweet, Auntie - it's never as easy in life as it is in 
those stories.


Love,
Ravi



On Sat, Sep 1, 2012 at 12:00 PM, Ravi Chivukula chivukula.r...@gmail.com 
wrote:

 
  
Dear Aunt Share,


I saw your post, sorry couldn't reply right away because I have been in a 
deep contemplative mood (:-)) for the past couple of days after goading, 
insulting and slaying Amma zombies and bots on the battlefield that was the 
comments page of her Rolling Stone article, heeding to a plea of a friend who 
felt the Amma bots were slandering her.


I'm glad you realize that this task is right up your nephew's alley. Lindsey 
can have Ravi's love and words of wisdom, but, but - (I will do my best King 
Baby Barry impersonation here)..Bt...keep your hands off me lady, I'm 
not interested. Take your needy, drama queenery elsewhere...OK?


P.S. The lovely Rosathea IS on my mind.


Love,
Ravi


--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Share Long sharelong60@... wrote:

 Ok, Ok OK!  Forget jyotish!  Instead send, and I will pray for him the 
 whole time, send dearest Nephew Ravi complete with plaid shirts and shades 
 (are there plaid shades?) to Little Lindsey and he will straighten her out 
 pronto, as he did with his so blessed Auntie.  All it took and indeed ever 
 takes, is a well timed love, Ravi. 
 
 Dearest Nephew, I will bombard your precious (a word destroyed for all time 
 IMHO by Gollum) skull with images of lovely Rosathea so that the Silly 
 Hollywood Hussy is no temptation at all.  Take her for ice cream, maybe 
 pink peppermint as our wise and loving Masked Zebra prescribes.  
 
 
 There, Lindsey Lohan, saved by the collaborative efforts of FFL.  Yay!
 
 
 PS  Oy!  Very bad insomnia last night.  Share brain very fuzzy.  Does 
 it show?  OTOH, probably full Moon approaching.  
 
 PS 2  Nephew, we will consult expert to find best time for your Lohan 
 rescue mission.
 
 
 
 
  From: raunchydog raunchydog@...

 To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com 
 Sent: Thursday, August 30, 2012 2:19 AM
 Subject: [FairfieldLife] Re: Lindsay

[FairfieldLife] Re: Lindsay Lohan-- An Accident Waiting to Happen

2012-09-02 Thread sparaig
Mood-making in TM-speak refers to trying to pretend to yourself (and/or 
others) that you are enlightened by attempting to behave in the way you think 
someone who is enlightened behaves.

There's nothing wrong with mood-making per se, only with the TM-related 
version, which is counter-enlightenment, since enlightenment includes being 
fully spontaneous at all times, simply by its very nature.

L

--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Emily Reyn emilymae.reyn@... wrote:

 Share: Is there something wrong with mood making?  For example, music, 
 art, meditation, incense, candles, poetry, movies, only thinking happy, 
 happy thoughts, all function to mood make.  
 
 
 
  From: Share Long sharelong60@...
 To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com 
 Sent: Sunday, September 2, 2012 4:28 AM
 Subject: Re: [FairfieldLife] Re: Lindsay Lohan-- An Accident Waiting to Happen
  
 
   
 dearest Nephewji, 
 
 I am indeed SO proud of your restraint language wise as well as all your 
 efforts to make the world safe for not bots, if we may call them that.  Have 
 I followed the thread closely enough, do you think?  Is Auntie making sense 
 here?  Your dear old Auntie can get so discombobulated in the FFL maze!  
 BTW, very nice your gratitude to Judy et al.
 
 Now Auntie will become a little Auntie Mame ish to say: screw the stories.  
 If you know what I mean.  Stories only appear easy.  And that, only in the 
 short run.  Ah, exhausted now from expounding so much wisdom.  
 
 Yes yes Rosathea is your mantra now.  Auntie can relax.
 Big Hug
 
 PS  Please please do to take good care of Ravi self.  Get good rest.  
 Healthy delicious food.  Exercise in sunshine.  No synthetic clothes.  
 Even if beloved plaid.  No texting while driving, etc.  Think happy happy 
 thoughts.  But otoh NO MOOD MAKING!  
 
 
 Thank you for making Auntie smile 
 
 
 
  From: Ravi Chivukula chivukula.ravi@...
 To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com 
 Sent: Saturday, September 1, 2012 2:30 PM
 Subject: Re: [FairfieldLife] Re: Lindsay Lohan-- An Accident Waiting to Happen
  
 
   
 Oh and one more thing Auntie.
 
 With respect to my statement.. past couple of days after goading, 
 insulting and slaying Amma zombies and bots on the battlefield
 
 You will proud dear Auntie, the kind of language your Nephew used to insult 
 them was all rated G for modern, progressive, liberal audiences, no Ravi 
 Yogi's crude, coarse, vulgar, insulting, say hello to Ravi Chivukula, the 
 harshest words I used were fool and baby and the one among many of the 
 phrases I used to insult them was this gem your dhoti-wearing, 
 doll-clutching drollery.
 
 Thanks to the old man, Judy, and all others for the lessons learned on FFL.
 
 Love,
 Ravi
 
 
 
 On Sat, Sep 1, 2012 at 12:20 PM, Ravi Chivukula chivukula.ravi@... wrote:
 
 Oh..and you said... Take her for ice cream, maybe pink peppermint as our 
 wise and loving Masked Zebra prescribes
 
 
 I would love to do that, but I can only wish, fantasize now, as she is 
 married to that bastard Casaboun, who has trapped her. I'm just waiting for 
 him to die - so Rosathea to make that dreaded choice of leaving Casaboun's 
 wealth, and his wealth of dead beliefs, dead scriptures. Have I made my case 
 to my beloved Rosathea? I don't know - but I certainly have tried my best.
 
 
 Oh my gentle, kind, sweet, Auntie - it's never as easy in life as it is in 
 those stories.
 
 
 Love,
 Ravi
 
 
 
 On Sat, Sep 1, 2012 at 12:00 PM, Ravi Chivukula chivukula.ravi@... wrote:
 
  
   
 Dear Aunt Share,
 
 
 I saw your post, sorry couldn't reply right away because I have been in a 
 deep contemplative mood (:-)) for the past couple of days after goading, 
 insulting and slaying Amma zombies and bots on the battlefield that was the 
 comments page of her Rolling Stone article, heeding to a plea of a friend 
 who felt the Amma bots were slandering her.
 
 
 I'm glad you realize that this task is right up your nephew's alley. 
 Lindsey can have Ravi's love and words of wisdom, but, but - (I will do my 
 best King Baby Barry impersonation here)..Bt...keep your hands off me 
 lady, I'm not interested. Take your needy, drama queenery elsewhere...OK?
 
 
 P.S. The lovely Rosathea IS on my mind.
 
 
 Love,
 Ravi
 
 
 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Share Long sharelong60@ wrote:
 
  Ok, Ok OK!  Forget jyotish!  Instead send, and I will pray for him 
  the whole time, send dearest Nephew Ravi complete with plaid shirts and 
  shades (are there plaid shades?) to Little Lindsey and he will straighten 
  her out pronto, as he did with his so blessed Auntie.  All it took and 
  indeed ever takes, is a well timed love, Ravi. 
  
  Dearest Nephew, I will bombard your precious (a word destroyed for all 
  time IMHO by Gollum) skull with images of lovely Rosathea so that the 
  Silly Hollywood Hussy

Re: [FairfieldLife] Re: Lindsay Lohan-- An Accident Waiting to Happen

2012-09-02 Thread Emily Reyn
H. Alright then, in that context, mood making speaks to lack of 
authenticity in how we conduct ourselves.  That applies to us all I guess - and 
I note that Ravi has refuted his Yogi status.  He is a bhogi now :) I also 
don't understand this focus on thinking only happy, happy thoughts.  Why deny 
ourselves the full range of thoughts and emotions - often, in my life, the 
painful ones have forced movement.  



 From: sparaig lengli...@cox.net
To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com 
Sent: Sunday, September 2, 2012 8:19 AM
Subject: [FairfieldLife] Re: Lindsay Lohan-- An Accident Waiting to Happen
 

  
Mood-making in TM-speak refers to trying to pretend to yourself (and/or 
others) that you are enlightened by attempting to behave in the way you think 
someone who is enlightened behaves.

There's nothing wrong with mood-making per se, only with the TM-related 
version, which is counter-enlightenment, since enlightenment includes being 
fully spontaneous at all times, simply by its very nature.

L

--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Emily Reyn emilymae.reyn@... wrote:

 Share: Is there something wrong with mood making?  For example, music, 
 art, meditation, incense, candles, poetry, movies, only thinking happy, 
 happy thoughts, all function to mood make.  
 
 
 
  From: Share Long sharelong60@...
 To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com 
 Sent: Sunday, September 2, 2012 4:28 AM
 Subject: Re: [FairfieldLife] Re: Lindsay Lohan-- An Accident Waiting to Happen
 
 
   
 dearest Nephewji, 
 
 I am indeed SO proud of your restraint language wise as well as all your 
 efforts to make the world safe for not bots, if we may call them that.  Have 
 I followed the thread closely enough, do you think?  Is Auntie making sense 
 here?  Your dear old Auntie can get so discombobulated in the FFL maze!  
 BTW, very nice your gratitude to Judy et al.
 
 Now Auntie will become a little Auntie Mame ish to say: screw the stories.  
 If you know what I mean.  Stories only appear easy.  And that, only in the 
 short run.  Ah, exhausted now from expounding so much wisdom.  
 
 Yes yes Rosathea is your mantra now.  Auntie can relax.
 Big Hug
 
 PS  Please please do to take good care of Ravi self.  Get good rest.  
 Healthy delicious food.  Exercise in sunshine.  No synthetic clothes.  
 Even if beloved plaid.  No texting while driving, etc.  Think happy happy 
 thoughts.  But otoh NO MOOD MAKING!  
 
 
 Thank you for making Auntie smile 
 
 
 
  From: Ravi Chivukula chivukula.ravi@...
 To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com 
 Sent: Saturday, September 1, 2012 2:30 PM
 Subject: Re: [FairfieldLife] Re: Lindsay Lohan-- An Accident Waiting to Happen
 
 
   
 Oh and one more thing Auntie.
 
 With respect to my statement.. past couple of days after goading, 
 insulting and slaying Amma zombies and bots on the battlefield
 
 You will proud dear Auntie, the kind of language your Nephew used to insult 
 them was all rated G for modern, progressive, liberal audiences, no Ravi 
 Yogi's crude, coarse, vulgar, insulting, say hello to Ravi Chivukula, the 
 harshest words I used were fool and baby and the one among many of the 
 phrases I used to insult them was this gem your dhoti-wearing, 
 doll-clutching drollery.
 
 Thanks to the old man, Judy, and all others for the lessons learned on FFL.
 
 Love,
 Ravi
 
 
 
 On Sat, Sep 1, 2012 at 12:20 PM, Ravi Chivukula chivukula.ravi@... wrote:
 
 Oh..and you said... Take her for ice cream, maybe pink peppermint as our 
 wise and loving Masked Zebra prescribes
 
 
 I would love to do that, but I can only wish, fantasize now, as she is 
 married to that bastard Casaboun, who has trapped her. I'm just waiting for 
 him to die - so Rosathea to make that dreaded choice of leaving Casaboun's 
 wealth, and his wealth of dead beliefs, dead scriptures. Have I made my case 
 to my beloved Rosathea? I don't know - but I certainly have tried my best.
 
 
 Oh my gentle, kind, sweet, Auntie - it's never as easy in life as it is in 
 those stories.
 
 
 Love,
 Ravi
 
 
 
 On Sat, Sep 1, 2012 at 12:00 PM, Ravi Chivukula chivukula.ravi@... wrote:
 
  
   
 Dear Aunt Share,
 
 
 I saw your post, sorry couldn't reply right away because I have been in a 
 deep contemplative mood (:-)) for the past couple of days after goading, 
 insulting and slaying Amma zombies and bots on the battlefield that was the 
 comments page of her Rolling Stone article, heeding to a plea of a friend 
 who felt the Amma bots were slandering her.
 
 
 I'm glad you realize that this task is right up your nephew's alley. 
 Lindsey can have Ravi's love and words of wisdom, but, but - (I will do my 
 best King Baby Barry impersonation here)..Bt...keep your hands off me 
 lady, I'm not interested. Take your needy, drama queenery elsewhere...OK?
 
 
 P.S. The lovely Rosathea IS on my mind

Re: [FairfieldLife] Re: Lindsay Lohan-- An Accident Waiting to Happen

2012-09-02 Thread Share Long
Hi Emily, I guess I need to work on my Irony skills.  Happy happy was my being 
verbally playful with Ravi who seems to enjoy such.  I agree with you about 
experiencing the full range of emotions.  As if I have some control over that 
anyway ha ha.





 From: Emily Reyn emilymae.r...@yahoo.com
To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com 
Sent: Sunday, September 2, 2012 10:35 AM
Subject: Re: [FairfieldLife] Re: Lindsay Lohan-- An Accident Waiting to Happen
 

  
H. Alright then, in that context, mood making speaks to lack of 
authenticity in how we conduct ourselves.  That applies to us all I guess - and 
I note that Ravi has refuted his Yogi status.  He is a bhogi now :) I also 
don't understand this focus on thinking only happy, happy thoughts.  Why deny 
ourselves the full range of thoughts and emotions - often, in my life, the 
painful ones have forced movement.  



 From: sparaig lengli...@cox.net
To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com 
Sent: Sunday, September 2, 2012 8:19 AM
Subject: [FairfieldLife] Re: Lindsay Lohan-- An Accident Waiting to Happen
 

  
Mood-making in TM-speak refers to trying to pretend to yourself (and/or 
others) that you are enlightened by attempting to behave in the way you think 
someone who is enlightened behaves.

There's nothing wrong with mood-making per se, only with the TM-related 
version, which is counter-enlightenment, since enlightenment includes being 
fully spontaneous at all times, simply by its very nature.

L

--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Emily Reyn emilymae.reyn@... wrote:

 Share: Is there something wrong with mood making?  For example, music, 
 art, meditation, incense, candles, poetry, movies, only thinking happy, 
 happy thoughts, all function to mood make.  
 
 
 
  From: Share Long sharelong60@...
 To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com 
 Sent: Sunday, September 2, 2012 4:28 AM
 Subject: Re: [FairfieldLife] Re: Lindsay Lohan-- An Accident Waiting to Happen
 
 
   
 dearest Nephewji, 
 
 I am indeed SO proud of your restraint language wise as well as all your 
 efforts to make the world safe for not bots, if we may call them that.  Have 
 I followed the thread closely enough, do you think?  Is Auntie making sense 
 here?  Your dear old Auntie can get so discombobulated in the FFL maze!  
 BTW, very nice your gratitude to Judy et al.
 
 Now Auntie will become a little Auntie Mame ish to say: screw the stories.  
 If you know what I mean.  Stories only appear easy.  And that, only in the 
 short run.  Ah, exhausted now from expounding so much wisdom.  
 
 Yes yes Rosathea is your mantra now.  Auntie can relax.
 Big Hug
 
 PS  Please please do to take good care of Ravi self.  Get good rest.  
 Healthy delicious food.  Exercise in sunshine.  No synthetic clothes.  
 Even if beloved plaid.  No texting while driving, etc.  Think happy happy 
 thoughts.  But otoh NO MOOD MAKING!  
 
 
 Thank you for making Auntie smile 
 
 
 
  From: Ravi Chivukula chivukula.ravi@...
 To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com 
 Sent: Saturday, September 1, 2012 2:30 PM
 Subject: Re: [FairfieldLife] Re: Lindsay Lohan-- An Accident Waiting to Happen
 
 
   
 Oh and one more thing Auntie.
 
 With respect to my statement.. past couple of days after goading, 
 insulting and slaying Amma zombies and bots on the battlefield
 
 You will proud dear Auntie, the kind of language your Nephew used to insult 
 them was all rated G for modern, progressive, liberal audiences, no Ravi 
 Yogi's crude, coarse, vulgar, insulting, say hello to Ravi Chivukula, the 
 harshest words I used were fool and baby and the one among many of the 
 phrases I used to insult them was this gem your dhoti-wearing, 
 doll-clutching drollery.
 
 Thanks to the old man, Judy, and all others for the lessons learned on FFL.
 
 Love,
 Ravi
 
 
 
 On Sat, Sep 1, 2012 at 12:20 PM, Ravi Chivukula chivukula.ravi@... wrote:
 
 Oh..and you said... Take her for ice cream, maybe pink peppermint as our 
 wise and loving Masked Zebra prescribes
 
 
 I would love to do that, but I can only wish, fantasize now, as she is 
 married to that bastard Casaboun, who has trapped her. I'm just waiting for 
 him to die - so Rosathea to make that dreaded choice of leaving Casaboun's 
 wealth, and his wealth of dead beliefs, dead scriptures. Have I made my case 
 to my beloved Rosathea? I don't know - but I certainly have tried my best.
 
 
 Oh my gentle, kind, sweet, Auntie - it's never as easy in life as it is in 
 those stories.
 
 
 Love,
 Ravi
 
 
 
 On Sat, Sep 1, 2012 at 12:00 PM, Ravi Chivukula chivukula.ravi@... wrote:
 
  
   
 Dear Aunt Share,
 
 
 I saw your post, sorry couldn't reply right away because I have been in a 
 deep contemplative mood (:-)) for the past couple of days after goading, 
 insulting and slaying

Re: [FairfieldLife] Re: Lindsay Lohan-- An Accident Waiting to Happen

2012-09-02 Thread Ravi Chivukula
Dear Lawson,

May I please kindly request you to stop interfering in your our family
issues.

Well you may say this is a public list, but you may or may not know the
Long's and Ladisgate's mistrust of each other, the bitterness, the acrimony
extends back to 400 years. My Auntie and I have been reunited after a long
time, but we are keeping this a secret for now because of the love, duty.
commitment to each of our respective families. Though I will say Ladisgates
have been slighted by Longs, just because I'm a dark skinned Indian doesn't
cut it and Aunt Share knows this injustice well. I'm the progeny of their
seeds spread to India and my skin color darkened by the hot sun of South
India doesn't mean I am not a proud member of the Ladisgate clan.

Lawson, please I beg you don't further sow the seeds of mistrust, hatred
among us. A little respect for our sacrifice, suffering, pain is what I'm
begging from you.

Love,
Ravi

On Sun, Sep 2, 2012 at 8:19 AM, sparaig lengli...@cox.net wrote:

 **


 Mood-making in TM-speak refers to trying to pretend to yourself (and/or
 others) that you are enlightened by attempting to behave in the way you
 think someone who is enlightened behaves.

 There's nothing wrong with mood-making per se, only with the TM-related
 version, which is counter-enlightenment, since enlightenment includes being
 fully spontaneous at all times, simply by its very nature.

 L

 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Emily Reyn emilymae.reyn@...
 wrote:
 
  Share: Is there something wrong with mood making? Â For example,
 music, art, meditation, incense, candles, poetry, movies, only thinking
 happy, happy thoughts, all function to mood make. Â
 
 
  
  From: Share Long sharelong60@...

  To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com
  Sent: Sunday, September 2, 2012 4:28 AM
  Subject: Re: [FairfieldLife] Re: Lindsay Lohan-- An Accident Waiting to
 Happen
 
 
  Â
  dearest Nephewji,
 
  I am indeed SO proud of your restraint language wise as well as all your
 efforts to make the world safe for not bots, if we may call them that.Â
 Have I followed the thread closely enough, do you think?  Is Auntie making
 sense here?  Your dear old Auntie can get so discombobulated in the FFL
 maze!  BTW, very nice your gratitude to Judy et al.
 
  Now Auntie will become a little Auntie Mame ish to say: screw the
 stories.  If you know what I mean.  Stories only appear easy.  And that,
 only in the short run.  Ah, exhausted now from expounding so much
 wisdom. Â
 
  Yes yes Rosathea is your mantra now.  Auntie can relax.
  Big Hug
 
  PS  Please please do to take good care of Ravi self.  Get good rest.Â
 Healthy delicious food.  Exercise in sunshine.  No synthetic clothes.Â
 Even if beloved plaid.  No texting while driving, etc.  Think happy happy
 thoughts.  But otoh NO MOOD MAKING!Â
 
 
  Thank you for making Auntie smile
 
 
  
  From: Ravi Chivukula chivukula.ravi@...

  To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com
  Sent: Saturday, September 1, 2012 2:30 PM
  Subject: Re: [FairfieldLife] Re: Lindsay Lohan-- An Accident Waiting to
 Happen
 
 
  Â
  Oh and one more thing Auntie.
 
  With respect to my statement.. past couple of days after
 goading, insulting and slaying Amma zombies and bots on the
 battlefield
 
  You will proud dear Auntie, the kind of language your Nephew used to
 insult them was all rated G for modern, progressive, liberal audiences, no
 Ravi Yogi's crude, coarse, vulgar, insulting, say hello to Ravi Chivukula,
 the harshest words I used were fool and baby and the one among many of
 the phrases I used to insult them was this gem your dhoti-wearing,
 doll-clutching drollery.
 
  Thanks to the old man, Judy, and all others for the lessons learned on
 FFL.
 
  Love,
  Ravi
 
 
 
  On Sat, Sep 1, 2012 at 12:20 PM, Ravi Chivukula chivukula.ravi@...
 wrote:
 
  Oh..and you said... Take her for ice cream, maybe pink peppermint as
 our wise and loving Masked Zebra prescribes
  
  
  I would love to do that, but I can only wish, fantasize now, as she is
 married to that bastard Casaboun, who has trapped her. I'm just waiting for
 him to die - so Rosathea to make that dreaded choice of leaving Casaboun's
 wealth, and his wealth of dead beliefs, dead scriptures. Have I made my
 case to my beloved Rosathea? I don't know - but I certainly have tried my
 best.
  
  
  Oh my gentle, kind, sweet, Auntie - it's never as easy in life as it is
 in those stories.
  
  
  Love,
  Ravi
  
  
  
  On Sat, Sep 1, 2012 at 12:00 PM, Ravi Chivukula chivukula.ravi@...
 wrote:
  
  
  Â
  Dear Aunt Share,
  
  
  I saw your post, sorry couldn't reply right away because I have been
 in a deep contemplative mood (:-)) for the past couple of days after
 goading, insulting and slaying Amma zombies and bots on the battlefield
 that was the comments page of her Rolling Stone article, heeding to a plea
 of a friend who

[FairfieldLife] Re: Lindsay Lohan-- An Accident Waiting to Happen

2012-09-02 Thread Ravi Chivukula
Dear Lawson,
May I please kindly request you to stop interfering in our family
issues.
Well you may say this is a public list, but you may or may not know the
Long's and Ladisgate's mistrust of each other, the bitterness, the
acrimony extends back to 400 years. My Auntie and I have been reunited
after a long time, but we are keeping this a secret for now because of
the love, duty. commitment to each of our respective families. Though I
will say Ladisgates have been slighted by Longs, just because I'm a dark
skinned Indian doesn't cut it and Aunt Share knows this injustice well.
I'm the progeny of their seeds spread to India and my skin color
darkened by the hot sun of South India doesn't mean I am not a proud
member of the Ladisgate clan.
Lawson, please I beg you don't further sow the seeds of mistrust, hatred
among us. A little respect for our sacrifice, suffering, pain is what
I'm begging from you.
Love,Ravi
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, sparaig LEnglish5@... wrote:

 Mood-making in TM-speak refers to trying to pretend to yourself
(and/or others) that you are enlightened by attempting to behave in the
way you think someone who is enlightened behaves.

 There's nothing wrong with mood-making per se, only with the
TM-related version, which is counter-enlightenment, since enlightenment
includes being fully spontaneous at all times, simply by its very
nature.

 L

 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Emily Reyn emilymae.reyn@ wrote:
 
  Share: Is there something wrong with mood making? Â For
example, music, art, meditation, incense, candles, poetry, movies, only
thinking happy, happy thoughts, all function to mood make. Â
 
 
  
   From: Share Long sharelong60@
  To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com
  Sent: Sunday, September 2, 2012 4:28 AM
  Subject: Re: [FairfieldLife] Re: Lindsay Lohan-- An Accident Waiting
to Happen
 
 
  Â
  dearest Nephewji,
 
  I am indeed SO proud of your restraint language wise as well as all
your efforts to make the world safe for not bots, if we may call them
that.  Have I followed the thread closely enough, do you think? 
Is Auntie making sense here?  Your dear old Auntie can get so
discombobulated in the FFL maze!  BTW, very nice your gratitude to
Judy et al.
 
  Now Auntie will become a little Auntie Mame ish to say: screw the
stories.  If you know what I mean.  Stories only appear
easy.  And that, only in the short run.  Ah, exhausted now from
expounding so much wisdom. Â
 
  Yes yes Rosathea is your mantra now.  Auntie can relax.
  Big Hug
 
  PS  Please please do to take good care of Ravi self.  Get
good rest.  Healthy delicious food.  Exercise in sunshine. 
No synthetic clothes.  Even if beloved plaid.  No texting while
driving, etc.  Think happy happy thoughts.  But otoh NO MOOD
MAKING!Â
 
 
  Thank you for making Auntie smile
 
 
  
   From: Ravi Chivukula chivukula.ravi@
  To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com
  Sent: Saturday, September 1, 2012 2:30 PM
  Subject: Re: [FairfieldLife] Re: Lindsay Lohan-- An Accident Waiting
to Happen
 
 
  Â
  Oh and one more thing Auntie.
 
  With respect to my statement.. past couple of days after
goading, insulting and slaying Amma zombies and bots on the
battlefield
 
  You will proud dear Auntie, the kind of language your Nephew used to
insult them was all rated G for modern, progressive, liberal audiences,
no Ravi Yogi's crude, coarse, vulgar, insulting, say hello to Ravi
Chivukula, the harshest words I used were fool and baby and the one
among many of the phrases I used to insult them was this gem your
dhoti-wearing, doll-clutching drollery.
 
  Thanks to the old man, Judy, and all others for the lessons learned
on FFL.
 
  Love,
  Ravi
 
 
 
  On Sat, Sep 1, 2012 at 12:20 PM, Ravi Chivukula chivukula.ravi@
wrote:
 
  Oh..and you said... Take her for ice cream, maybe pink peppermint
as our wise and loving Masked Zebra prescribes
  
  
  I would love to do that, but I can only wish, fantasize now, as she
is married to that bastard Casaboun, who has trapped her. I'm just
waiting for him to die - so Rosathea to make that dreaded choice of
leaving Casaboun's wealth, and his wealth of dead beliefs, dead
scriptures. Have I made my case to my beloved Rosathea? I don't know -
but I certainly have tried my best.
  
  
  Oh my gentle, kind, sweet, Auntie - it's never as easy in life as
it is in those stories.
  
  
  Love,
  Ravi
  
  
  
  On Sat, Sep 1, 2012 at 12:00 PM, Ravi Chivukula chivukula.ravi@
wrote:
  
  
  Â
  Dear Aunt Share,
  
  
  I saw your post, sorry couldn't reply right away because I have
been in a deep contemplative mood (:-)) for the past couple of days
after goading, insulting and slaying Amma zombies and bots on the
battlefield that was the comments page of her Rolling Stone article,
heeding to a plea of a friend who felt the Amma bots were slandering
her.
  
  
  I'm glad you realize

[FairfieldLife] Re: Lindsay Lohan-- An Accident Waiting to Happen

2012-09-02 Thread sparaig
Well, not exactly. An enlightened person, by definition, cannot fail to be 
authentic.


Mood-making is more along the lines of being nice not because you think it good 
to be nice, or because your religion says to try to be nice, but because you 
think that you are going to be more enlightened by behaving like enlightened 
people do.

1) ain't going to happen that way anyway (good works alone, and all that);
2) it is impossible to be sure how an enlightened person would behave in a 
given situation anyway, so it's a futile thing to attempt;
3) it can lead to truly self-destructive (in the usual sense of the word) 
behavior by setting up a veneer of tolerance on your part for things that 
shouldn't be tolerated if only for the sake of your health and the health of 
others.


L

--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Emily Reyn emilymae.reyn@... wrote:

 H. Alright then, in that context, mood making speaks to lack of 
 authenticity in how we conduct ourselves.  That applies to us all I guess - 
 and I note that Ravi has refuted his Yogi status.  He is a bhogi now :) 
 I also don't understand this focus on thinking only happy, happy thoughts. 
  Why deny ourselves the full range of thoughts and emotions - often, in my 
 life, the painful ones have forced movement.  
 
 
 
  From: sparaig LEnglish5@...
 To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com 
 Sent: Sunday, September 2, 2012 8:19 AM
 Subject: [FairfieldLife] Re: Lindsay Lohan-- An Accident Waiting to Happen
  
 
   
 Mood-making in TM-speak refers to trying to pretend to yourself (and/or 
 others) that you are enlightened by attempting to behave in the way you think 
 someone who is enlightened behaves.
 
 There's nothing wrong with mood-making per se, only with the TM-related 
 version, which is counter-enlightenment, since enlightenment includes being 
 fully spontaneous at all times, simply by its very nature.
 
 L
 
 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Emily Reyn emilymae.reyn@ wrote:
 
  Share: Is there something wrong with mood making?  For example, music, 
  art, meditation, incense, candles, poetry, movies, only thinking happy, 
  happy thoughts, all function to mood make.  
  
  
  
   From: Share Long sharelong60@
  To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com 
  Sent: Sunday, September 2, 2012 4:28 AM
  Subject: Re: [FairfieldLife] Re: Lindsay Lohan-- An Accident Waiting to 
  Happen
  
  
    
  dearest Nephewji, 
  
  I am indeed SO proud of your restraint language wise as well as all your 
  efforts to make the world safe for not bots, if we may call them that.  
  Have I followed the thread closely enough, do you think?  Is Auntie 
  making sense here?  Your dear old Auntie can get so discombobulated in 
  the FFL maze!  BTW, very nice your gratitude to Judy et al.
  
  Now Auntie will become a little Auntie Mame ish to say: screw the 
  stories.  If you know what I mean.  Stories only appear easy.  And 
  that, only in the short run.  Ah, exhausted now from expounding so much 
  wisdom.  
  
  Yes yes Rosathea is your mantra now.  Auntie can relax.
  Big Hug
  
  PS  Please please do to take good care of Ravi self.  Get good 
  rest.  Healthy delicious food.  Exercise in sunshine.  No 
  synthetic clothes.  Even if beloved plaid.  No texting while driving, 
  etc.  Think happy happy thoughts.  But otoh NO MOOD MAKING!  
  
  
  Thank you for making Auntie smile 
  
  
  
   From: Ravi Chivukula chivukula.ravi@
  To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com 
  Sent: Saturday, September 1, 2012 2:30 PM
  Subject: Re: [FairfieldLife] Re: Lindsay Lohan-- An Accident Waiting to 
  Happen
  
  
    
  Oh and one more thing Auntie.
  
  With respect to my statement.. past couple of days after goading, 
  insulting and slaying Amma zombies and bots on the battlefield
  
  You will proud dear Auntie, the kind of language your Nephew used to insult 
  them was all rated G for modern, progressive, liberal audiences, no Ravi 
  Yogi's crude, coarse, vulgar, insulting, say hello to Ravi Chivukula, the 
  harshest words I used were fool and baby and the one among many of the 
  phrases I used to insult them was this gem your dhoti-wearing, 
  doll-clutching drollery.
  
  Thanks to the old man, Judy, and all others for the lessons learned on FFL.
  
  Love,
  Ravi
  
  
  
  On Sat, Sep 1, 2012 at 12:20 PM, Ravi Chivukula chivukula.ravi@ wrote:
  
  Oh..and you said... Take her for ice cream, maybe pink peppermint as our 
  wise and loving Masked Zebra prescribes
  
  
  I would love to do that, but I can only wish, fantasize now, as she is 
  married to that bastard Casaboun, who has trapped her. I'm just waiting 
  for him to die - so Rosathea to make that dreaded choice of leaving 
  Casaboun's wealth, and his wealth of dead beliefs, dead scriptures. Have I

[FairfieldLife] Re: Lindsay Lohan-- An Accident Waiting to Happen

2012-09-02 Thread Robert
I feel that one of the biggest mood-making thing(s) that ever happened,  this 
side of the Mississippi...
Thinking that you are levitating, when you are actually just humping/hopping 
around...

--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, sparaig LEnglish5@... wrote:

 Well, not exactly. An enlightened person, by definition, cannot fail to be 
 authentic.
 
 
 Mood-making is more along the lines of being nice not because you think it 
 good to be nice, or because your religion says to try to be nice, but because 
 you think that you are going to be more enlightened by behaving like 
 enlightened people do.
 
 1) ain't going to happen that way anyway (good works alone, and all that);
 2) it is impossible to be sure how an enlightened person would behave in a 
 given situation anyway, so it's a futile thing to attempt;
 3) it can lead to truly self-destructive (in the usual sense of the word) 
 behavior by setting up a veneer of tolerance on your part for things that 
 shouldn't be tolerated if only for the sake of your health and the health of 
 others.
 
 
 L
 
 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Emily Reyn emilymae.reyn@ wrote:
 
  H. Alright then, in that context, mood making speaks to lack of 
  authenticity in how we conduct ourselves.  That applies to us all I guess 
  - and I note that Ravi has refuted his Yogi status.  He is a bhogi now 
  :) I also don't understand this focus on thinking only happy, happy 
  thoughts.  Why deny ourselves the full range of thoughts and emotions - 
  often, in my life, the painful ones have forced movement.  
  
  
  
   From: sparaig LEnglish5@
  To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com 
  Sent: Sunday, September 2, 2012 8:19 AM
  Subject: [FairfieldLife] Re: Lindsay Lohan-- An Accident Waiting to Happen
   
  
    
  Mood-making in TM-speak refers to trying to pretend to yourself (and/or 
  others) that you are enlightened by attempting to behave in the way you 
  think someone who is enlightened behaves.
  
  There's nothing wrong with mood-making per se, only with the TM-related 
  version, which is counter-enlightenment, since enlightenment includes being 
  fully spontaneous at all times, simply by its very nature.
  
  L
  
  --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Emily Reyn emilymae.reyn@ wrote:
  
   Share: Is there something wrong with mood making?  For example, 
   music, art, meditation, incense, candles, poetry, movies, only thinking 
   happy, happy thoughts, all function to mood make.  
   
   
   
From: Share Long sharelong60@
   To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com 
   Sent: Sunday, September 2, 2012 4:28 AM
   Subject: Re: [FairfieldLife] Re: Lindsay Lohan-- An Accident Waiting to 
   Happen
   
   
     
   dearest Nephewji, 
   
   I am indeed SO proud of your restraint language wise as well as all your 
   efforts to make the world safe for not bots, if we may call them 
   that.  Have I followed the thread closely enough, do you think?  Is 
   Auntie making sense here?  Your dear old Auntie can get so 
   discombobulated in the FFL maze!  BTW, very nice your gratitude to 
   Judy et al.
   
   Now Auntie will become a little Auntie Mame ish to say: screw the 
   stories.  If you know what I mean.  Stories only appear easy.  
   And that, only in the short run.  Ah, exhausted now from expounding so 
   much wisdom.  
   
   Yes yes Rosathea is your mantra now.  Auntie can relax.
   Big Hug
   
   PS  Please please do to take good care of Ravi self.  Get good 
   rest.  Healthy delicious food.  Exercise in sunshine.  No 
   synthetic clothes.  Even if beloved plaid.  No texting while 
   driving, etc.  Think happy happy thoughts.  But otoh NO MOOD 
   MAKING!  
   
   
   Thank you for making Auntie smile 
   
   
   
From: Ravi Chivukula chivukula.ravi@
   To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com 
   Sent: Saturday, September 1, 2012 2:30 PM
   Subject: Re: [FairfieldLife] Re: Lindsay Lohan-- An Accident Waiting to 
   Happen
   
   
     
   Oh and one more thing Auntie.
   
   With respect to my statement.. past couple of days after 
   goading, insulting and slaying Amma zombies and bots on the 
   battlefield
   
   You will proud dear Auntie, the kind of language your Nephew used to 
   insult them was all rated G for modern, progressive, liberal audiences, 
   no Ravi Yogi's crude, coarse, vulgar, insulting, say hello to Ravi 
   Chivukula, the harshest words I used were fool and baby and the one 
   among many of the phrases I used to insult them was this gem your 
   dhoti-wearing, doll-clutching drollery.
   
   Thanks to the old man, Judy, and all others for the lessons learned on 
   FFL.
   
   Love,
   Ravi
   
   
   
   On Sat, Sep 1, 2012 at 12:20 PM, Ravi Chivukula chivukula.ravi@ wrote:
   
   Oh..and you said... Take

[FairfieldLife] Re: Lindsay Lohan-- An Accident Waiting to Happen

2012-09-01 Thread Ravi Chivukula
Dear Aunt Share,
I saw your post, sorry couldn't reply right away because I have been in
a deep contemplative mood (:-)) for the past couple of days after
goading, insulting and slaying Amma zombies and bots on the battlefield
that was the comments page of her Rolling Stone article, heeding to a
plea of a friend who felt the Amma bots were slandering her.
I'm glad you realize that this task is right up your nephew's alley.
Lindsey can have Ravi's love and words of wisdom, but, but - (I will do
my best King Baby Barry impersonation here)..Bt...keep your hands
off me lady, I'm not interested. Take your needy, drama queenery
elsewhere...OK?
P.S. The lovely Rosathea IS on my mind.
Love,Ravi

--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Share Long sharelong60@...
wrote:

 Ok, Ok OK!  Forget jyotish!  Instead send, and I will pray for
him the whole time, send dearest Nephew Ravi complete with plaid shirts
and shades (are there plaid shades?) to Little Lindsey and he will
straighten her out pronto, as he did with his so blessed Auntie. 
All it took and indeed ever takes, is a well timed love, Ravi.Â

 Dearest Nephew, I will bombard your precious (a word destroyed for all
time IMHO by Gollum) skull with images of lovely Rosathea so that the
Silly Hollywood Hussy is no temptation at all.  Take her for ice
cream, maybe pink peppermint as our wise and loving Masked Zebra
prescribes.Â


 There, Lindsey Lohan, saved by the collaborative efforts of FFL. 
Yay!


 PS  Oy!  Very bad insomnia last night.  Share brain very
fuzzy.  Does it show?  OTOH, probably full Moon approaching.Â

 PS 2Â  Nephew, we will consult expert to find best time for your
Lohan rescue mission.



 
  From: raunchydog raunchydog@...
 To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com
 Sent: Thursday, August 30, 2012 2:19 AM
 Subject: [FairfieldLife] Re: Lindsay Lohan-- An Accident Waiting to
Happen


 Â


 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Emily Reyn emilymae.reyn@ wrote:
 
  Fuck, that must be what's happening to me.   I'm headed to
Dennis Flaherty at some point in the near future.  Still remember
that. ÂÂ
 

 Screw Dennis, soothsayers, swarmy swamies and all their hair brain
advice and mucho dineros you'll pay to avoid inevitable doom. Accept
your fate with a happy heart. Psychiatric help five cents.

  
   From: John jr_esq@
  To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com
  Sent: Wednesday, August 29, 2012 7:40 PM
  Subject: [FairfieldLife] Re: Lindsay Lohan-- An Accident Waiting to
Happen
 
 
  ÂÂ
  She needs to learn how to transcend her weaknesses.  If not, she
will go through a vicious cycle of suffering.
 
  --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Emily Reyn emilymae.reyn@
wrote:
  
   God help her help herself. ÂÂÂ
  
  
   
From: Share Long sharelong60@
   To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com
   Sent: Wednesday, August 29, 2012 12:43 PM
   Subject: Re: [FairfieldLife] Lindsay Lohan-- An Accident Waiting
to Happen
  
  
   ÂÂÂ
   Feed birds on Wednesday?  Request rahu pujas or
yagyas?  Wear kavach?  Or
hessonite?  Daily recitation of prayer to Rahu:
   I pray to Rahu having half a body, of great bravery, the eclipser
of the Moon and the Sun, born of Simhikaa.
  
   Go on Mother Divine for 18 years?ÂÂÂ
   Laughing, but that might also help the Moon.
  
   Last but not least, support rahu like people. 
Wonder what that would be.
  
  
  
   
From: John jr_esq@
   To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com
   Sent: Wednesday, August 29, 2012 2:25 PM
   Subject: [FairfieldLife] Lindsay Lohan-- An Accident Waiting to
Happen
  
  
   ÂÂÂ
   Lindsay has several planets that are weak--technically called
Atmakaraka Dosha--and are contributing to her troubles.
  
  
http://omg.yahoo.com/news/lindsay-lohan-banned-from-chateau-marmont-afte\
r-failing-to-pay-a-whopping--46-000-bill-.html
  
   Specifically, she has the
  
   1.  Conjunction of the Moon and Rahu which is the main cause of
her compulsive and obsessive behaviour.  Since Rahu is in the 11th house
from her karakamsa, her friends are contributing to her troubles.
  
   2.  Venus is weak which is placed in the navamsha of Aquarius. 
This is causing her problems with cars on public roads which resulted in
DUI convictions and jail time.
  
   3.  Mercury is also weak and placed in the navamsha of Aries. 
Jaimini's Upadesha has termed this combination as one who is lacking
mother's milk.  Thus, we find Lindsay indulging in alcoholic beverages.
  
   She is now running the major period of Rahu which will last for 18
years.  As such, She needs to consult a jyotishi to find a solution to
her problems.
  
   JR
  
 




Re: [FairfieldLife] Re: Lindsay Lohan-- An Accident Waiting to Happen

2012-09-01 Thread Ravi Chivukula
Oh..and you said...* Take her for ice cream, maybe pink peppermint as our
wise and loving Masked Zebra prescribes*

I would love to do that, but I can only wish, fantasize now, as she is
married to that bastard Casaboun, who has trapped her. I'm just waiting for
him to die - so Rosathea to make that dreaded choice of leaving Casaboun's
wealth, and his wealth of dead beliefs, dead scriptures. Have I made my
case to my beloved Rosathea? I don't know - but I certainly have tried my
best.

Oh my gentle, kind, sweet, Auntie - it's never as easy in life as it is in
those stories.

Love,
Ravi

On Sat, Sep 1, 2012 at 12:00 PM, Ravi Chivukula chivukula.r...@gmail.comwrote:

 **


 Dear Aunt Share,

 I saw your post, sorry couldn't reply right away because I have been in a
 deep contemplative mood (:-)) for the past couple of days after goading,
 insulting and slaying Amma zombies and bots on the battlefield that was the
 comments page of her Rolling Stone article, heeding to a plea of a friend
 who felt the Amma bots were slandering her.

 I'm glad you realize that this task is right up your nephew's alley.
 Lindsey can have Ravi's love and words of wisdom, but, but - (I will do my
 best King Baby Barry impersonation here)..*Bt...keep your hands off
 me lady, I'm not interested. Take your needy, drama queenery
 elsewhere...OK?*

 P.S. The lovely Rosathea IS on my mind.

 Love,
 Ravi


 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Share Long sharelong60@... wrote:
 
  Ok, Ok OK!  Forget jyotish!  Instead send, and I will pray for him the
 whole time, send dearest Nephew Ravi complete with plaid shirts and shades
 (are there plaid shades?) to Little Lindsey and he will straighten her out
 pronto, as he did with his so blessed Auntie.  All it took and indeed ever
 takes, is a well timed love, Ravi.Â
 
  Dearest Nephew, I will bombard your precious (a word destroyed for all
 time IMHO by Gollum) skull with images of lovely Rosathea so that the Silly
 Hollywood Hussy is no temptation at all.  Take her for ice cream, maybe
 pink peppermint as our wise and loving Masked Zebra prescribes.Â
 
 
  There, Lindsey Lohan, saved by the collaborative efforts of FFL.  Yay!
 
 
  PS  Oy!  Very bad insomnia last night.  Share brain very fuzzy.Â
 Does it show?  OTOH, probably full Moon approaching.Â
 
  PS 2Â  Nephew, we will consult expert to find best time for your Lohan
 rescue mission.
 
 
 
  
  From: raunchydog raunchydog@...

  To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com
  Sent: Thursday, August 30, 2012 2:19 AM
  Subject: [FairfieldLife] Re: Lindsay Lohan-- An Accident Waiting to
 Happen
 
 
  Â
 
 
  --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Emily Reyn emilymae.reyn@ wrote:
  
   Fuck, that must be what's happening to me.   I'm headed to Dennis
 Flaherty at some point in the near future.  Still remember that. ÂÂ

  
 
  Screw Dennis, soothsayers, swarmy swamies and all their hair brain
 advice and mucho dineros you'll pay to avoid inevitable doom. Accept your
 fate with a happy heart. Psychiatric help five cents.
 
   
   From: John jr_esq@
   To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com
   Sent: Wednesday, August 29, 2012 7:40 PM
   Subject: [FairfieldLife] Re: Lindsay Lohan-- An Accident Waiting to
 Happen
  
  
   ÂÂ
   She needs to learn how to transcend her weaknesses. If not, she will
 go through a vicious cycle of suffering.
  
   --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Emily Reyn emilymae.reyn@
 wrote:
   
God help her help herself. ÂÂÂ

   
   

From: Share Long sharelong60@
To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com
Sent: Wednesday, August 29, 2012 12:43 PM
Subject: Re: [FairfieldLife] Lindsay Lohan-- An Accident Waiting to
 Happen
   
   
ÂÂÂ
Feed birds on Wednesday?  Request rahu pujas or
 yagyas?  Wear kavach?  Or hessonite?  Daily
 recitation of prayer to Rahu:

I pray to Rahu having half a body, of great bravery, the eclipser of
 the Moon and the Sun, born of Simhikaa.
   
Go on Mother Divine for 18 years?ÂÂÂ
Laughing, but that might also help the Moon.
   
Last but not least, support rahu like people.  Wonder what
 that would be.

   
   
   

From: John jr_esq@
To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com
Sent: Wednesday, August 29, 2012 2:25 PM
Subject: [FairfieldLife] Lindsay Lohan-- An Accident Waiting to
 Happen
   
   
ÂÂÂ
Lindsay has several planets that are weak--technically called
 Atmakaraka Dosha--and are contributing to her troubles.
   
   
 http://omg.yahoo.com/news/lindsay-lohan-banned-from-chateau-marmont-after-failing-to-pay-a-whopping--46-000-bill-.html
   
Specifically, she has the
   
1. Conjunction of the Moon and Rahu which is the main cause of her
 compulsive and obsessive behaviour. Since Rahu is in the 11th house from

Re: [FairfieldLife] Re: Lindsay Lohan-- An Accident Waiting to Happen

2012-09-01 Thread Ravi Chivukula
Oh and one more thing Auntie.

With respect to my statement..* past couple of days after goading,
insulting and slaying Amma zombies and bots on the battlefield*

You will proud dear Auntie, the kind of language your Nephew used to insult
them was all rated G for modern, progressive, liberal audiences, no Ravi
Yogi's crude, coarse, vulgar, insulting, say hello to Ravi Chivukula, the
harshest words I used were fool and baby and the one among many of the
phrases I used to insult them was this gem *your dhoti-wearing,
doll-clutching drollery*.

Thanks to the old man, Judy, and all others for the lessons learned on FFL.

Love,
Ravi


On Sat, Sep 1, 2012 at 12:20 PM, Ravi Chivukula chivukula.r...@gmail.comwrote:

 Oh..and you said...* Take her for ice cream, maybe pink peppermint as
 our wise and loving Masked Zebra prescribes*

 I would love to do that, but I can only wish, fantasize now, as she is
 married to that bastard Casaboun, who has trapped her. I'm just waiting for
 him to die - so Rosathea to make that dreaded choice of leaving Casaboun's
 wealth, and his wealth of dead beliefs, dead scriptures. Have I made my
 case to my beloved Rosathea? I don't know - but I certainly have tried my
 best.

 Oh my gentle, kind, sweet, Auntie - it's never as easy in life as it is in
 those stories.

 Love,
 Ravi

 On Sat, Sep 1, 2012 at 12:00 PM, Ravi Chivukula 
 chivukula.r...@gmail.comwrote:

 **


 Dear Aunt Share,

 I saw your post, sorry couldn't reply right away because I have been in a
 deep contemplative mood (:-)) for the past couple of days after goading,
 insulting and slaying Amma zombies and bots on the battlefield that was the
 comments page of her Rolling Stone article, heeding to a plea of a friend
 who felt the Amma bots were slandering her.

 I'm glad you realize that this task is right up your nephew's alley.
 Lindsey can have Ravi's love and words of wisdom, but, but - (I will do my
 best King Baby Barry impersonation here)..*Bt...keep your hands off
 me lady, I'm not interested. Take your needy, drama queenery
 elsewhere...OK?*

 P.S. The lovely Rosathea IS on my mind.

 Love,
 Ravi


 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Share Long sharelong60@... wrote:
 
  Ok, Ok OK!  Forget jyotish!  Instead send, and I will pray for him
 the whole time, send dearest Nephew Ravi complete with plaid shirts and
 shades (are there plaid shades?) to Little Lindsey and he will straighten
 her out pronto, as he did with his so blessed Auntie.  All it took and
 indeed ever takes, is a well timed love, Ravi.Â
 
  Dearest Nephew, I will bombard your precious (a word destroyed for all
 time IMHO by Gollum) skull with images of lovely Rosathea so that the Silly
 Hollywood Hussy is no temptation at all.  Take her for ice cream, maybe
 pink peppermint as our wise and loving Masked Zebra prescribes.Â
 
 
  There, Lindsey Lohan, saved by the collaborative efforts of FFL.  Yay!
 
 
  PS  Oy!  Very bad insomnia last night.  Share brain very fuzzy.Â
 Does it show?  OTOH, probably full Moon approaching.Â
 
  PS 2Â  Nephew, we will consult expert to find best time for your Lohan
 rescue mission.
 
 
 
  
  From: raunchydog raunchydog@...

  To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com
  Sent: Thursday, August 30, 2012 2:19 AM
  Subject: [FairfieldLife] Re: Lindsay Lohan-- An Accident Waiting to
 Happen
 
 
  Â
 
 
  --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Emily Reyn emilymae.reyn@ wrote:
  
   Fuck, that must be what's happening to me.   I'm headed to Dennis
 Flaherty at some point in the near future.  Still remember that. ÂÂ

  
 
  Screw Dennis, soothsayers, swarmy swamies and all their hair brain
 advice and mucho dineros you'll pay to avoid inevitable doom. Accept your
 fate with a happy heart. Psychiatric help five cents.
 
   
   From: John jr_esq@
   To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com
   Sent: Wednesday, August 29, 2012 7:40 PM
   Subject: [FairfieldLife] Re: Lindsay Lohan-- An Accident Waiting to
 Happen
  
  
   ÂÂ
   She needs to learn how to transcend her weaknesses. If not, she will
 go through a vicious cycle of suffering.
  
   --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Emily Reyn emilymae.reyn@
 wrote:
   
God help her help herself. ÂÂÂ

   
   

From: Share Long sharelong60@
To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com
Sent: Wednesday, August 29, 2012 12:43 PM
Subject: Re: [FairfieldLife] Lindsay Lohan-- An Accident Waiting to
 Happen
   
   
ÂÂÂ
Feed birds on Wednesday?  Request rahu pujas or
 yagyas?  Wear kavach?  Or hessonite?  Daily
 recitation of prayer to Rahu:

I pray to Rahu having half a body, of great bravery, the eclipser
 of the Moon and the Sun, born of Simhikaa.
   
Go on Mother Divine for 18 years?ÂÂÂ
Laughing, but that might also help the Moon.
   
Last but not least

[FairfieldLife] Re: Lindsay Lohan-- An Accident Waiting to Happen

2012-08-31 Thread John
Come to think of it, her male groupie friends probably think she is enlightened 
just for those reasons.  As such, she could be considered an embodiment of 
Venus, the goddess, with the demons as her disciples, or minions. :)

  
  


--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Bhairitu noozguru@... wrote:

 A lot of actresses swoon over astrologers.  Maybe you should step in and 
 help her out.  She's already enlightened as she has the two fullnesses. ;-)
 
 On 08/29/2012 07:40 PM, John wrote:
  She needs to learn how to transcend her weaknesses.  If not, she will go 
  through a vicious cycle of suffering.
 
 
 
  --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Emily Reyn emilymae.reyn@ wrote:
  God help her help herself. Â
 
 
  
From: Share Long sharelong60@
  To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com
  Sent: Wednesday, August 29, 2012 12:43 PM
  Subject: Re: [FairfieldLife] Lindsay Lohan-- An Accident Waiting to Happen

 
  Â
  Feed birds on Wednesday?  Request rahu pujas or yagyas?  Wear kavach?  
  Or hessonite?  Daily recitation of prayer to Rahu:
  I pray to Rahu having half a body, of great bravery, the eclipser of the 
  Moon and the Sun, born of Simhikaa.
 
  Go on Mother Divine for 18 years?Â
  Laughing, but that might also help the Moon.
 
  Last but not least, support rahu like people.  Wonder what that would be.
 
 
 
  
From: John jr_esq@
  To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com
  Sent: Wednesday, August 29, 2012 2:25 PM
  Subject: [FairfieldLife] Lindsay Lohan-- An Accident Waiting to Happen

 
  Â
  Lindsay has several planets that are weak--technically called Atmakaraka 
  Dosha--and are contributing to her troubles.
 
  http://omg.yahoo.com/news/lindsay-lohan-banned-from-chateau-marmont-after-failing-to-pay-a-whopping--46-000-bill-.html
 
  Specifically, she has the
 
  1.  Conjunction of the Moon and Rahu which is the main cause of her 
  compulsive and obsessive behaviour.  Since Rahu is in the 11th house from 
  her karakamsa, her friends are contributing to her troubles.
 
  2.  Venus is weak which is placed in the navamsha of Aquarius.  This is 
  causing her problems with cars on public roads which resulted in DUI 
  convictions and jail time.
 
  3.  Mercury is also weak and placed in the navamsha of Aries.  Jaimini's 
  Upadesha has termed this combination as one who is lacking mother's 
  milk.  Thus, we find Lindsay indulging in alcoholic beverages.
 
  She is now running the major period of Rahu which will last for 18 years.  
  As such, She needs to consult a jyotishi to find a solution to her 
  problems.
 
  JR
 
 
 





Re: [FairfieldLife] Re: Lindsay Lohan-- An Accident Waiting to Happen

2012-08-31 Thread Share Long
Say it isn't so Raviji!  I'm quite scandalized by my own Self.  OTOH, the girls 
wanted naughty names, the Good Doc wanted derriere based names.  Voila and 
bob's your uncle!  Feeding 2 birds with one hand.  Can save creativity for more 
important Calling.

As for you dear Nephew, keep riveted on lovely Rosathea sprung from head of 
Zeus, etc.  Thou art indeed being tested here on FFL.




 From: Ravi Chivukula chivukula.r...@gmail.com
To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com 
Sent: Thursday, August 30, 2012 3:07 PM
Subject: Re: [FairfieldLife] Re: Lindsay Lohan-- An Accident Waiting to Happen
 

  
Dear Aunt Share, I whole heartedly recommend LuvTapAss for you and you know 
what it's naughty too :-)

And all the acronyms suggested for Ann as well. Doctor Dumbass are you 
listening? 



On Thu, Aug 30, 2012 at 4:44 AM, Share Long sharelon...@yahoo.com wrote:

 
  
I'd rather  be LuvTapAss.  Ruled by Venus dontcha know?  




 From: raunchydog raunchy...@yahoo.com
To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com 
Sent: Wednesday, August 29, 2012 11:32 PM

Subject: [FairfieldLife] Re: Lindsay Lohan-- An Accident Waiting to Happen
 


  


--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Emily Reyn emilymae.reyn@... wrote:

 Dr. Dumbass, I would nominate Ann for the Kickass moniker...but she 
 already has whipyerass, courtesy of rd.  
 
 

kickturqass..Judy

kicknoass...Share

 
  From: awoelflebater no_re...@yahoogroups.com
 To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com 
 Sent: Wednesday, August 29, 2012 8:27 PM
 Subject: [FairfieldLife] Re: Lindsay Lohan-- An Accident Waiting to Happen
 
 
   
 
 
 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, John jr_esq@ wrote:
 
  Share,
  
  These are all good ideas.  But I don't believe she has the willingness to 
  join Mother Divine or any similar organizations.
  
  Rahu is in her 10th house which will make her career minded, but not 
  necessarily wise in her behaviour and life choices.
  
  JR
  
  --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Share Long sharelong60@ wrote:
  
   Feed birds on Wednesday?  Request rahu pujas or yagyas?  Wear 
   kavach?  Or hessonite?  Daily recitation of prayer to Rahu:
 
 Or how about if she were to stop snorting, smoking and guzzling drugs, to 
 take responsibility for her actions and her life, realize she is not 
 privileged in a way that allows her to act with impunity without the 
 consequences that result as a byproduct of selfish, indulgent action. Maybe 
 she needs to step back and take a hard look at herself as best as she can 
 and realize she is solely responsible for what she does and what is 
 therefore happening to her. How about feebly grasping the idea that to live 
 within the Hollywood bubble of non-reality does not exempt her from 
 experiencing the consequences of her actions. How about her starting to act 
 like a decent human being because, after all, she has a brain and eyes, ears 
 and a mouth that function and she has the choice of using these tools to 
 produce life-affirming action instead of self-thwarting, suffering-inducing 
 behaviors. But then again maybe it is all a result of the moon and rahu 
 getting it on
 at the
  wrong juncture of the sun crossing Pythagorus.
 
   I pray to Rahu having half a body, of great bravery, the eclipser of the 
   Moon and the Sun, born of Simhikaa.
   
   Go on Mother Divine for 18 years?  
   Laughing, but that might also help the Moon.
   
   Last but not least, support rahu like people.  Wonder what that would 
   be.
   
   
   
   
From: John jr_esq@
   To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com 
   Sent: Wednesday, August 29, 2012 2:25 PM
   Subject: [FairfieldLife] Lindsay Lohan-- An Accident Waiting to Happen
   
   
     
   Lindsay has several planets that are weak--technically called Atmakaraka 
   Dosha--and are contributing to her troubles.
   
   http://omg.yahoo.com/news/lindsay-lohan-banned-from-chateau-marmont-after-failing-to-pay-a-whopping--46-000-bill-.html
   
   Specifically, she has the
   
   1.  Conjunction of the Moon and Rahu which is the main cause of her 
   compulsive and obsessive behaviour.  Since Rahu is in the 11th house 
   from her karakamsa, her friends are contributing to her troubles.
   
   2.  Venus is weak which is placed in the navamsha of Aquarius.  This is 
   causing her problems with cars on public roads which resulted in DUI 
   convictions and jail time.
   
   3.  Mercury is also weak and placed in the navamsha of Aries.  Jaimini's 
   Upadesha has termed this combination as one who is lacking mother's 
   milk.  Thus, we find Lindsay indulging in alcoholic beverages.
   
   She is now running the major period of Rahu which will last for 18 
   years.  As such, She needs to consult a jyotishi to find a solution to 
   her problems. 
   
   JR
  
 






 

[FairfieldLife] Re: Lindsay Lohan-- An Accident Waiting to Happen

2012-08-30 Thread raunchydog


--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Emily Reyn emilymae.reyn@... wrote:

 Fuck, that must be what's happening to me.   I'm headed to Dennis Flaherty 
 at some point in the near future.  Still remember that.  
 

Screw Dennis, soothsayers, swarmy swamies and all their hair brain advice and 
mucho dineros you'll pay to avoid inevitable doom. Accept your fate with a 
happy heart. Psychiatric help five cents. 

 
  From: John jr_esq@...
 To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com 
 Sent: Wednesday, August 29, 2012 7:40 PM
 Subject: [FairfieldLife] Re: Lindsay Lohan-- An Accident Waiting to Happen
  
 
   
 She needs to learn how to transcend her weaknesses.  If not, she will go 
 through a vicious cycle of suffering.
 
 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Emily Reyn emilymae.reyn@ wrote:
 
  God help her help herself.  
  
  
  
   From: Share Long sharelong60@
  To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com 
  Sent: Wednesday, August 29, 2012 12:43 PM
  Subject: Re: [FairfieldLife] Lindsay Lohan-- An Accident Waiting to Happen
  
  
    
  Feed birds on Wednesday?  Request rahu pujas or yagyas?  Wear 
  kavach?  Or hessonite?  Daily recitation of prayer to Rahu:
  I pray to Rahu having half a body, of great bravery, the eclipser of the 
  Moon and the Sun, born of Simhikaa.
  
  Go on Mother Divine for 18 years?  
  Laughing, but that might also help the Moon.
  
  Last but not least, support rahu like people.  Wonder what that would be.
  
  
  
  
   From: John jr_esq@
  To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com 
  Sent: Wednesday, August 29, 2012 2:25 PM
  Subject: [FairfieldLife] Lindsay Lohan-- An Accident Waiting to Happen
  
  
    
  Lindsay has several planets that are weak--technically called Atmakaraka 
  Dosha--and are contributing to her troubles.
  
  http://omg.yahoo.com/news/lindsay-lohan-banned-from-chateau-marmont-after-failing-to-pay-a-whopping--46-000-bill-.html
  
  Specifically, she has the
  
  1.  Conjunction of the Moon and Rahu which is the main cause of her 
  compulsive and obsessive behaviour.  Since Rahu is in the 11th house from 
  her karakamsa, her friends are contributing to her troubles.
  
  2.  Venus is weak which is placed in the navamsha of Aquarius.  This is 
  causing her problems with cars on public roads which resulted in DUI 
  convictions and jail time.
  
  3.  Mercury is also weak and placed in the navamsha of Aries.  Jaimini's 
  Upadesha has termed this combination as one who is lacking mother's milk. 
   Thus, we find Lindsay indulging in alcoholic beverages.
  
  She is now running the major period of Rahu which will last for 18 years.  
  As such, She needs to consult a jyotishi to find a solution to her 
  problems. 
  
  JR
 





[FairfieldLife] Re: Lindsay Lohan-- An Accident Waiting to Happen

2012-08-30 Thread salyavin808


--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, John jr_esq@... wrote:

 Lindsay has several planets that are weak--technically called Atmakaraka 
 Dosha--and are contributing to her troubles.
 
 http://omg.yahoo.com/news/lindsay-lohan-banned-from-chateau-marmont-after-failing-to-pay-a-whopping--46-000-bill-.html
 
 
 Specifically, she has the
 
 1.  Conjunction of the Moon and Rahu which is the main cause of her 
 compulsive and obsessive behaviour.  Since Rahu is in the 11th house from her 
 karakamsa, her friends are contributing to her troubles.
 
 2.  Venus is weak which is placed in the navamsha of Aquarius.  This is 
 causing her problems with cars on public roads which resulted in DUI 
 convictions and jail time.

So it's a weak venus that makes people drink and drive and
add to the toll of death and misery on the roads? Quite surprising
that insurance companies haven't cottoned on to this and elevated
the premiums of people with bad conjunctions at birth. They probably don't for 
the same reason that psychics aren't banned from casinos.

Don't suppose it's worth throwing down the old FFL astrology
gauntlet and getting some actual predictions about something
or somebody instead of all this wisdom after the event stuff?


 
 3.  Mercury is also weak and placed in the navamsha of Aries.  Jaimini's 
 Upadesha has termed this combination as one who is lacking mother's milk.  
 Thus, we find Lindsay indulging in alcoholic beverages.
 
 She is now running the major period of Rahu which will last for 18 years.  As 
 such, She needs to consult a jyotishi to find a solution to her problems. 
 
 JR





Re: [FairfieldLife] Re: Lindsay Lohan-- An Accident Waiting to Happen

2012-08-30 Thread Share Long
Ok, Ok OK!  Forget jyotish!  Instead send, and I will pray for him the whole 
time, send dearest Nephew Ravi complete with plaid shirts and shades (are there 
plaid shades?) to Little Lindsey and he will straighten her out pronto, as he 
did with his so blessed Auntie.  All it took and indeed ever takes, is a well 
timed love, Ravi. 

Dearest Nephew, I will bombard your precious (a word destroyed for all time 
IMHO by Gollum) skull with images of lovely Rosathea so that the Silly 
Hollywood Hussy is no temptation at all.  Take her for ice cream, maybe pink 
peppermint as our wise and loving Masked Zebra prescribes.  


There, Lindsey Lohan, saved by the collaborative efforts of FFL.  Yay!


PS  Oy!  Very bad insomnia last night.  Share brain very fuzzy.  Does it show?  
OTOH, probably full Moon approaching.  

PS 2  Nephew, we will consult expert to find best time for your Lohan rescue 
mission.




 From: raunchydog raunchy...@yahoo.com
To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com 
Sent: Thursday, August 30, 2012 2:19 AM
Subject: [FairfieldLife] Re: Lindsay Lohan-- An Accident Waiting to Happen
 

  


--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Emily Reyn emilymae.reyn@... wrote:

 Fuck, that must be what's happening to me.   I'm headed to Dennis Flaherty 
 at some point in the near future.  Still remember that.  
 

Screw Dennis, soothsayers, swarmy swamies and all their hair brain advice and 
mucho dineros you'll pay to avoid inevitable doom. Accept your fate with a 
happy heart. Psychiatric help five cents. 

 
  From: John jr_esq@...
 To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com 
 Sent: Wednesday, August 29, 2012 7:40 PM
 Subject: [FairfieldLife] Re: Lindsay Lohan-- An Accident Waiting to Happen
 
 
   
 She needs to learn how to transcend her weaknesses.  If not, she will go 
 through a vicious cycle of suffering.
 
 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Emily Reyn emilymae.reyn@ wrote:
 
  God help her help herself.  
  
  
  
   From: Share Long sharelong60@
  To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com 
  Sent: Wednesday, August 29, 2012 12:43 PM
  Subject: Re: [FairfieldLife] Lindsay Lohan-- An Accident Waiting to Happen
  
  
    
  Feed birds on Wednesday?  Request rahu pujas or yagyas?  Wear 
  kavach?  Or hessonite?  Daily recitation of prayer to Rahu:
  I pray to Rahu having half a body, of great bravery, the eclipser of the 
  Moon and the Sun, born of Simhikaa.
  
  Go on Mother Divine for 18 years?  
  Laughing, but that might also help the Moon.
  
  Last but not least, support rahu like people.  Wonder what that would be.
  
  
  
  
   From: John jr_esq@
  To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com 
  Sent: Wednesday, August 29, 2012 2:25 PM
  Subject: [FairfieldLife] Lindsay Lohan-- An Accident Waiting to Happen
  
  
    
  Lindsay has several planets that are weak--technically called Atmakaraka 
  Dosha--and are contributing to her troubles.
  
  http://omg.yahoo.com/news/lindsay-lohan-banned-from-chateau-marmont-after-failing-to-pay-a-whopping--46-000-bill-.html
  
  Specifically, she has the
  
  1.  Conjunction of the Moon and Rahu which is the main cause of her 
  compulsive and obsessive behaviour.  Since Rahu is in the 11th house from 
  her karakamsa, her friends are contributing to her troubles.
  
  2.  Venus is weak which is placed in the navamsha of Aquarius.  This is 
  causing her problems with cars on public roads which resulted in DUI 
  convictions and jail time.
  
  3.  Mercury is also weak and placed in the navamsha of Aries.  Jaimini's 
  Upadesha has termed this combination as one who is lacking mother's milk. 
   Thus, we find Lindsay indulging in alcoholic beverages.
  
  She is now running the major period of Rahu which will last for 18 years.  
  As such, She needs to consult a jyotishi to find a solution to her 
  problems. 
  
  JR
 



 

Re: [FairfieldLife] Re: Lindsay Lohan-- An Accident Waiting to Happen

2012-08-30 Thread Share Long
Wise Bedoin (sp?) sez:  Pray to God.  Tie up camel.  Other option:  pray to God 
to help her tie up camel.





 From: John jr_...@yahoo.com
To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com 
Sent: Wednesday, August 29, 2012 9:40 PM
Subject: [FairfieldLife] Re: Lindsay Lohan-- An Accident Waiting to Happen
 

  
She needs to learn how to transcend her weaknesses.  If not, she will go 
through a vicious cycle of suffering.

--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Emily Reyn emilymae.reyn@... wrote:

 God help her help herself.  
 
 
 
  From: Share Long sharelong60@...
 To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com 
 Sent: Wednesday, August 29, 2012 12:43 PM
 Subject: Re: [FairfieldLife] Lindsay Lohan-- An Accident Waiting to Happen
 
 
   
 Feed birds on Wednesday?  Request rahu pujas or yagyas?  Wear kavach?  Or 
 hessonite?  Daily recitation of prayer to Rahu:
 I pray to Rahu having half a body, of great bravery, the eclipser of the Moon 
 and the Sun, born of Simhikaa.
 
 Go on Mother Divine for 18 years?  
 Laughing, but that might also help the Moon.
 
 Last but not least, support rahu like people.  Wonder what that would be.
 
 
 
 
  From: John jr_esq@...
 To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com 
 Sent: Wednesday, August 29, 2012 2:25 PM
 Subject: [FairfieldLife] Lindsay Lohan-- An Accident Waiting to Happen
 
 
   
 Lindsay has several planets that are weak--technically called Atmakaraka 
 Dosha--and are contributing to her troubles.
 
 http://omg.yahoo.com/news/lindsay-lohan-banned-from-chateau-marmont-after-failing-to-pay-a-whopping--46-000-bill-.html
 
 Specifically, she has the
 
 1.  Conjunction of the Moon and Rahu which is the main cause of her 
 compulsive and obsessive behaviour.  Since Rahu is in the 11th house from her 
 karakamsa, her friends are contributing to her troubles.
 
 2.  Venus is weak which is placed in the navamsha of Aquarius.  This is 
 causing her problems with cars on public roads which resulted in DUI 
 convictions and jail time.
 
 3.  Mercury is also weak and placed in the navamsha of Aries.  Jaimini's 
 Upadesha has termed this combination as one who is lacking mother's milk.  
 Thus, we find Lindsay indulging in alcoholic beverages.
 
 She is now running the major period of Rahu which will last for 18 years.  As 
 such, She needs to consult a jyotishi to find a solution to her problems. 
 
 JR



 

Re: [FairfieldLife] Re: Lindsay Lohan-- An Accident Waiting to Happen

2012-08-30 Thread Share Long
I'd rather  be LuvTapAss.  Ruled by Venus dontcha know?  



 From: raunchydog raunchy...@yahoo.com
To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com 
Sent: Wednesday, August 29, 2012 11:32 PM
Subject: [FairfieldLife] Re: Lindsay Lohan-- An Accident Waiting to Happen
 

  


--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Emily Reyn emilymae.reyn@... wrote:

 Dr. Dumbass, I would nominate Ann for the Kickass moniker...but she already 
 has whipyerass, courtesy of rd.  
 
 

kickturqass..Judy

kicknoass...Share

 
  From: awoelflebater no_re...@yahoogroups.com
 To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com 
 Sent: Wednesday, August 29, 2012 8:27 PM
 Subject: [FairfieldLife] Re: Lindsay Lohan-- An Accident Waiting to Happen
 
 
   
 
 
 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, John jr_esq@ wrote:
 
  Share,
  
  These are all good ideas.  But I don't believe she has the willingness to 
  join Mother Divine or any similar organizations.
  
  Rahu is in her 10th house which will make her career minded, but not 
  necessarily wise in her behaviour and life choices.
  
  JR
  
  --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Share Long sharelong60@ wrote:
  
   Feed birds on Wednesday?  Request rahu pujas or yagyas?  Wear 
   kavach?  Or hessonite?  Daily recitation of prayer to Rahu:
 
 Or how about if she were to stop snorting, smoking and guzzling drugs, to 
 take responsibility for her actions and her life, realize she is not 
 privileged in a way that allows her to act with impunity without the 
 consequences that result as a byproduct of selfish, indulgent action. Maybe 
 she needs to step back and take a hard look at herself as best as she can and 
 realize she is solely responsible for what she does and what is therefore 
 happening to her. How about feebly grasping the idea that to live within the 
 Hollywood bubble of non-reality does not exempt her from experiencing the 
 consequences of her actions. How about her starting to act like a decent 
 human being because, after all, she has a brain and eyes, ears and a mouth 
 that function and she has the choice of using these tools to produce 
 life-affirming action instead of self-thwarting, suffering-inducing 
 behaviors. But then again maybe it is all a result of the moon and rahu 
 getting it on at
 the
  wrong juncture of the sun crossing Pythagorus.
 
   I pray to Rahu having half a body, of great bravery, the eclipser of the 
   Moon and the Sun, born of Simhikaa.
   
   Go on Mother Divine for 18 years?  
   Laughing, but that might also help the Moon.
   
   Last but not least, support rahu like people.  Wonder what that would 
   be.
   
   
   
   
From: John jr_esq@
   To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com 
   Sent: Wednesday, August 29, 2012 2:25 PM
   Subject: [FairfieldLife] Lindsay Lohan-- An Accident Waiting to Happen
   
   
     
   Lindsay has several planets that are weak--technically called Atmakaraka 
   Dosha--and are contributing to her troubles.
   
   http://omg.yahoo.com/news/lindsay-lohan-banned-from-chateau-marmont-after-failing-to-pay-a-whopping--46-000-bill-.html
   
   Specifically, she has the
   
   1.  Conjunction of the Moon and Rahu which is the main cause of her 
   compulsive and obsessive behaviour.  Since Rahu is in the 11th house from 
   her karakamsa, her friends are contributing to her troubles.
   
   2.  Venus is weak which is placed in the navamsha of Aquarius.  This is 
   causing her problems with cars on public roads which resulted in DUI 
   convictions and jail time.
   
   3.  Mercury is also weak and placed in the navamsha of Aries.  Jaimini's 
   Upadesha has termed this combination as one who is lacking mother's 
   milk.  Thus, we find Lindsay indulging in alcoholic beverages.
   
   She is now running the major period of Rahu which will last for 18 years. 
As such, She needs to consult a jyotishi to find a solution to her 
   problems. 
   
   JR
  
 



 

[FairfieldLife] Re: Lindsay Lohan-- An Accident Waiting to Happen

2012-08-30 Thread turquoiseb
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, salyavin808
fintlewoodlewix@... wrote:

 So it's a weak venus that makes people drink and drive and
 add to the toll of death and misery on the roads? Quite surprising
 that insurance companies haven't cottoned on to this and elevated
 the premiums of people with bad conjunctions at birth. They probably
don't for the same reason that psychics aren't banned from casinos.

 Don't suppose it's worth throwing down the old FFL astrology
 gauntlet and getting some actual predictions about something
 or somebody instead of all this wisdom after the event stuff?






[FairfieldLife] Re: Lindsay Lohan-- An Accident Waiting to Happen

2012-08-30 Thread Xenophaneros Anartaxius
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Share Long sharelong60@... wrote:

 Wise Bedoin (sp?) sez:  Pray to God.  Tie up camel.  Other option:  pray 
 to God to help her tie up camel.

It is presumed to be one of the sayings of the prophet: 'Pray to Allah, but tie 
your camel first.' 





[FairfieldLife] Re: Lindsay Lohan-- An Accident Waiting to Happen

2012-08-30 Thread raunchydog


--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, turquoiseb no_reply@... wrote:

 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, salyavin808
 fintlewoodlewix@ wrote:
 
  So it's a weak venus that makes people drink and drive and
  add to the toll of death and misery on the roads? Quite surprising
  that insurance companies haven't cottoned on to this and elevated
  the premiums of people with bad conjunctions at birth. They probably
 don't for the same reason that psychics aren't banned from casinos.
 
  Don't suppose it's worth throwing down the old FFL astrology
  gauntlet and getting some actual predictions about something
  or somebody instead of all this wisdom after the event stuff?


Barry, you should reconsider your animus toward astrology/Jyotish. Bone up on 
it. Bridge the credibility gap. It certainly won't hurt your near zero record 
for accurate predictions on FFLife.  




Re: [FairfieldLife] Re: Lindsay Lohan-- An Accident Waiting to Happen

2012-08-30 Thread Ravi Chivukula
Dear Aunt Share, I whole heartedly recommend LuvTapAss for you and you know
what it's naughty too :-)

And all the acronyms suggested for Ann as well. Doctor Dumbass are you
listening?


On Thu, Aug 30, 2012 at 4:44 AM, Share Long sharelon...@yahoo.com wrote:

 **


 I'd rather  be LuvTapAss.  Ruled by Venus dontcha know?  [image: O:-)
 angel]

   --
 *From:* raunchydog raunchy...@yahoo.com
 *To:* FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com
 *Sent:* Wednesday, August 29, 2012 11:32 PM

 *Subject:* [FairfieldLife] Re: Lindsay Lohan-- An Accident Waiting to
 Happen




 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Emily Reyn emilymae.reyn@...
 wrote:
 
  Dr. Dumbass, I would nominate Ann for the Kickass moniker...but she
 already has whipyerass, courtesy of rd. Â
 
 

 kickturqass..Judy

 kicknoass...Share

  
  From: awoelflebater no_re...@yahoogroups.com
  To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com
  Sent: Wednesday, August 29, 2012 8:27 PM
  Subject: [FairfieldLife] Re: Lindsay Lohan-- An Accident Waiting to
 Happen
 
 
  Â
 
 
  --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, John jr_esq@ wrote:
  
   Share,
  
   These are all good ideas. But I don't believe she has the willingness
 to join Mother Divine or any similar organizations.
  
   Rahu is in her 10th house which will make her career minded, but not
 necessarily wise in her behaviour and life choices.
  
   JR
  
   --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Share Long sharelong60@ wrote:
   
Feed birds on Wednesday?  Request rahu pujas or yagyas?  Wear
 kavach?  Or hessonite?  Daily recitation of prayer to Rahu:
 
  Or how about if she were to stop snorting, smoking and guzzling drugs,
 to take responsibility for her actions and her life, realize she is not
 privileged in a way that allows her to act with impunity without the
 consequences that result as a byproduct of selfish, indulgent action. Maybe
 she needs to step back and take a hard look at herself as best as she can
 and realize she is solely responsible for what she does and what is
 therefore happening to her. How about feebly grasping the idea that to live
 within the Hollywood bubble of non-reality does not exempt her from
 experiencing the consequences of her actions. How about her starting to act
 like a decent human being because, after all, she has a brain and eyes,
 ears and a mouth that function and she has the choice of using these tools
 to produce life-affirming action instead of self-thwarting,
 suffering-inducing behaviors. But then again maybe it is all a result of
 the moon and rahu getting it on at the
  wrong juncture of the sun crossing Pythagorus.
 
I pray to Rahu having half a body, of great bravery, the eclipser of
 the Moon and the Sun, born of Simhikaa.
   
Go on Mother Divine for 18 years?ÂÂ
Laughing, but that might also help the Moon.
   
Last but not least, support rahu like people.  Wonder what that
 would be.
   
   
   

From: John jr_esq@
To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com
Sent: Wednesday, August 29, 2012 2:25 PM
Subject: [FairfieldLife] Lindsay Lohan-- An Accident Waiting to
 Happen
   
   
ÂÂ
Lindsay has several planets that are weak--technically called
 Atmakaraka Dosha--and are contributing to her troubles.
   
   
 http://omg.yahoo.com/news/lindsay-lohan-banned-from-chateau-marmont-after-failing-to-pay-a-whopping--46-000-bill-.html
   
Specifically, she has the
   
1. Conjunction of the Moon and Rahu which is the main cause of her
 compulsive and obsessive behaviour. Since Rahu is in the 11th house from
 her karakamsa, her friends are contributing to her troubles.
   
2. Venus is weak which is placed in the navamsha of Aquarius. This
 is causing her problems with cars on public roads which resulted in DUI
 convictions and jail time.
   
3. Mercury is also weak and placed in the navamsha of Aries.
 Jaimini's Upadesha has termed this combination as one who is lacking
 mother's milk. Thus, we find Lindsay indulging in alcoholic beverages.
   
She is now running the major period of Rahu which will last for 18
 years. As such, She needs to consult a jyotishi to find a solution to her
 problems.
   
JR
   
  
 



   



[FairfieldLife] Re: Lindsay Lohan-- An Accident Waiting to Happen

2012-08-30 Thread John


--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, salyavin808 fintlewoodlewix@... wrote:

 
 
 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, John jr_esq@ wrote:
 
  Lindsay has several planets that are weak--technically called Atmakaraka 
  Dosha--and are contributing to her troubles.
  
  http://omg.yahoo.com/news/lindsay-lohan-banned-from-chateau-marmont-after-failing-to-pay-a-whopping--46-000-bill-.html
  
  
  Specifically, she has the
  
  1.  Conjunction of the Moon and Rahu which is the main cause of her 
  compulsive and obsessive behaviour.  Since Rahu is in the 11th house from 
  her karakamsa, her friends are contributing to her troubles.
  
  2.  Venus is weak which is placed in the navamsha of Aquarius.  This is 
  causing her problems with cars on public roads which resulted in DUI 
  convictions and jail time.
 
 So it's a weak venus that makes people drink and drive and
 add to the toll of death and misery on the roads? Quite surprising
 that insurance companies haven't cottoned on to this and elevated
 the premiums of people with bad conjunctions at birth. They probably don't 
 for the same reason that psychics aren't banned from casinos.
 
 Don't suppose it's worth throwing down the old FFL astrology
 gauntlet and getting some actual predictions about something
 or somebody instead of all this wisdom after the event stuff?
 


Salyavin,

The technique that I just used is detailed in the following video clip:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=St-q1ab4zEs

It would also help to read Jaimini's Upadesha to understand the terms being 
used here.  By doing so, you would be able to appreciate the wisdom of jyotish 
as cognized by the ancient rishis.





 
  
  3.  Mercury is also weak and placed in the navamsha of Aries.  Jaimini's 
  Upadesha has termed this combination as one who is lacking mother's milk. 
   Thus, we find Lindsay indulging in alcoholic beverages.
  
  She is now running the major period of Rahu which will last for 18 years.  
  As such, She needs to consult a jyotishi to find a solution to her 
  problems. 
  
  JR
 





[FairfieldLife] Re: Lindsay Lohan-- An Accident Waiting to Happen

2012-08-30 Thread salyavin808


--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, John jr_esq@... wrote:

 
 Salyavin,
 
 The technique that I just used is detailed in the following video clip:
 
 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=St-q1ab4zEs
 
 It would also help to read Jaimini's Upadesha to understand the terms being 
 used here.  By doing so, you would be able to appreciate the wisdom of 
 jyotish as cognized by the ancient rishis.
 

Thanks John, but I don't have any trouble understanding
the terms, just how they are still being believed in our 
supposedly more enlightened age. It isn't like you can 
actually predict anything with this nonsense is it? It
isn't like it makes any kind of sense given what we now
know about the cosmos compared to the people who invented
astrology. Sure, It might appear to make sense if you look
back and use a bit of creative license but no-one has ever
made a reliable conviction with this stuff and even here 
it's a tad superficial.

And then there's the mechanism, how does the position
of a planet at your birth make things more or less likely
to happen in the future? Why birth and not conception or
at the proper dawn of consciousness at around 3 years old?
And why would their apparent positions against an arbitrary
backdrop of stars mean we can see what has happened to one
person/event but not to other people/events that were born
a day (or whatever) later?
 
I bet I have a lot more questions than astrology has answers
and that is the very definition of a bad theory.

And it's based on the misunderstanding that the earth is
the centre of the solar system and that all the planets and 
even the sun go round it. Well they don't but if you prise 
open your astrology software you'll find it still thinks it 
does, it has to do that otherwise you would see it make even
less sense.

Take the term retrograde, planets don't actually go backwards
you know, the earth just overtakes them on it's orbit and it 
looks like they go backwards. Shame they don't use all the 
planets too, bit tricky to cram then in I guess, you'd have to
invent some new sanskrit words but that would underline that 
it was never complete in the first place. Not that it works, 
or ever did. Give it up John, it's a load of nonsense. There 
is no answer in the sky, embrace the uncertainty that is our 
reality.

Astrology is anthropomorphism taken to its logical conclusion.
A connection from our lives to the very heavens. Give a monkey a
brain and it'll swear it's the centre of the universe.
  



[FairfieldLife] Re: Lindsay Lohan-- An Accident Waiting to Happen

2012-08-30 Thread John
RD,

A very good point!

--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, raunchydog raunchydog@... wrote:

 
 
 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, turquoiseb no_reply@ wrote:
 
  --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, salyavin808
  fintlewoodlewix@ wrote:
  
   So it's a weak venus that makes people drink and drive and
   add to the toll of death and misery on the roads? Quite surprising
   that insurance companies haven't cottoned on to this and elevated
   the premiums of people with bad conjunctions at birth. They probably
  don't for the same reason that psychics aren't banned from casinos.
  
   Don't suppose it's worth throwing down the old FFL astrology
   gauntlet and getting some actual predictions about something
   or somebody instead of all this wisdom after the event stuff?
 
 
 Barry, you should reconsider your animus toward astrology/Jyotish. Bone up on 
 it. Bridge the credibility gap. It certainly won't hurt your near zero record 
 for accurate predictions on FFLife.





Re: [FairfieldLife] Re: Lindsay Lohan-- An Accident Waiting to Happen

2012-08-30 Thread Bhairitu
A lot of actresses swoon over astrologers.  Maybe you should step in and 
help her out.  She's already enlightened as she has the two fullnesses. ;-)

On 08/29/2012 07:40 PM, John wrote:
 She needs to learn how to transcend her weaknesses.  If not, she will go 
 through a vicious cycle of suffering.



 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Emily Reyn emilymae.reyn@... wrote:
 God help her help herself. Â


 
   From: Share Long sharelong60@...
 To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com
 Sent: Wednesday, August 29, 2012 12:43 PM
 Subject: Re: [FairfieldLife] Lindsay Lohan-- An Accident Waiting to Happen
   

 Â
 Feed birds on Wednesday?  Request rahu pujas or yagyas?  Wear kavach?  Or 
 hessonite?  Daily recitation of prayer to Rahu:
 I pray to Rahu having half a body, of great bravery, the eclipser of the 
 Moon and the Sun, born of Simhikaa.

 Go on Mother Divine for 18 years?Â
 Laughing, but that might also help the Moon.

 Last but not least, support rahu like people.  Wonder what that would be.



 
   From: John jr_esq@...
 To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com
 Sent: Wednesday, August 29, 2012 2:25 PM
 Subject: [FairfieldLife] Lindsay Lohan-- An Accident Waiting to Happen
   

 Â
 Lindsay has several planets that are weak--technically called Atmakaraka 
 Dosha--and are contributing to her troubles.

 http://omg.yahoo.com/news/lindsay-lohan-banned-from-chateau-marmont-after-failing-to-pay-a-whopping--46-000-bill-.html

 Specifically, she has the

 1.  Conjunction of the Moon and Rahu which is the main cause of her 
 compulsive and obsessive behaviour.  Since Rahu is in the 11th house from 
 her karakamsa, her friends are contributing to her troubles.

 2.  Venus is weak which is placed in the navamsha of Aquarius.  This is 
 causing her problems with cars on public roads which resulted in DUI 
 convictions and jail time.

 3.  Mercury is also weak and placed in the navamsha of Aries.  Jaimini's 
 Upadesha has termed this combination as one who is lacking mother's milk.  
 Thus, we find Lindsay indulging in alcoholic beverages.

 She is now running the major period of Rahu which will last for 18 years.  
 As such, She needs to consult a jyotishi to find a solution to her problems.

 JR






[FairfieldLife] Re: Lindsay Lohan-- An Accident Waiting to Happen

2012-08-30 Thread doctordumbass
Doc sez: Yes! For a suggested donation of $5000 (half off the M.S.R.P.), I will 
ensure that your name and ass club moniker will be chiseled into the monument 
for same; two mighty granite butt-cheeks, topping 70 feet in height, located 
exactly 500 kilometers, and 137 degrees west, of the peak, Chogori, better 
known as K2.

--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Ravi Chivukula chivukula.ravi@... wrote:

 Dear Aunt Share, I whole heartedly recommend LuvTapAss for you and you know
 what it's naughty too :-)
 
 And all the acronyms suggested for Ann as well. Doctor Dumbass are you
 listening?
 
 
 On Thu, Aug 30, 2012 at 4:44 AM, Share Long sharelong60@... wrote:
 
  **
 
 
  I'd rather  be LuvTapAss.  Ruled by Venus dontcha know?  [image: O:-)
  angel]
 
--
  *From:* raunchydog raunchydog@...
  *To:* FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com
  *Sent:* Wednesday, August 29, 2012 11:32 PM
 
  *Subject:* [FairfieldLife] Re: Lindsay Lohan-- An Accident Waiting to
  Happen
 
 
 
 
  --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Emily Reyn emilymae.reyn@
  wrote:
  
   Dr. Dumbass, I would nominate Ann for the Kickass moniker...but she
  already has whipyerass, courtesy of rd. Â
  
  
 
  kickturqass..Judy
 
  kicknoass...Share
 
   
   From: awoelflebater no_re...@yahoogroups.com
   To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com
   Sent: Wednesday, August 29, 2012 8:27 PM
   Subject: [FairfieldLife] Re: Lindsay Lohan-- An Accident Waiting to
  Happen
  
  
   Â
  
  
   --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, John jr_esq@ wrote:
   
Share,
   
These are all good ideas. But I don't believe she has the willingness
  to join Mother Divine or any similar organizations.
   
Rahu is in her 10th house which will make her career minded, but not
  necessarily wise in her behaviour and life choices.
   
JR
   
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Share Long sharelong60@ wrote:

 Feed birds on Wednesday?  Request rahu pujas or yagyas? 
  Wear
  kavach?  Or hessonite?  Daily recitation of prayer to Rahu:
  
   Or how about if she were to stop snorting, smoking and guzzling drugs,
  to take responsibility for her actions and her life, realize she is not
  privileged in a way that allows her to act with impunity without the
  consequences that result as a byproduct of selfish, indulgent action. Maybe
  she needs to step back and take a hard look at herself as best as she can
  and realize she is solely responsible for what she does and what is
  therefore happening to her. How about feebly grasping the idea that to live
  within the Hollywood bubble of non-reality does not exempt her from
  experiencing the consequences of her actions. How about her starting to act
  like a decent human being because, after all, she has a brain and eyes,
  ears and a mouth that function and she has the choice of using these tools
  to produce life-affirming action instead of self-thwarting,
  suffering-inducing behaviors. But then again maybe it is all a result of
  the moon and rahu getting it on at the
   wrong juncture of the sun crossing Pythagorus.
  
 I pray to Rahu having half a body, of great bravery, the eclipser of
  the Moon and the Sun, born of Simhikaa.

 Go on Mother Divine for 18 years?ÂÂ
 Laughing, but that might also help the Moon.

 Last but not least, support rahu like people.  Wonder what that
  would be.



 
 From: John jr_esq@
 To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com
 Sent: Wednesday, August 29, 2012 2:25 PM
 Subject: [FairfieldLife] Lindsay Lohan-- An Accident Waiting to
  Happen


 ÂÂ
 Lindsay has several planets that are weak--technically called
  Atmakaraka Dosha--and are contributing to her troubles.


  http://omg.yahoo.com/news/lindsay-lohan-banned-from-chateau-marmont-after-failing-to-pay-a-whopping--46-000-bill-.html

 Specifically, she has the

 1. Conjunction of the Moon and Rahu which is the main cause of her
  compulsive and obsessive behaviour. Since Rahu is in the 11th house from
  her karakamsa, her friends are contributing to her troubles.

 2. Venus is weak which is placed in the navamsha of Aquarius. This
  is causing her problems with cars on public roads which resulted in DUI
  convictions and jail time.

 3. Mercury is also weak and placed in the navamsha of Aries.
  Jaimini's Upadesha has termed this combination as one who is lacking
  mother's milk. Thus, we find Lindsay indulging in alcoholic beverages.

 She is now running the major period of Rahu which will last for 18
  years. As such, She needs to consult a jyotishi to find a solution to her
  problems.

 JR

   
  
 
 
 

 





[FairfieldLife] Re: Lindsay Lohan-- An Accident Waiting to Happen

2012-08-29 Thread John
Share,

These are all good ideas.  But I don't believe she has the willingness to join 
Mother Divine or any similar organizations.

Rahu is in her 10th house which will make her career minded, but not 
necessarily wise in her behaviour and life choices.

JR

--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Share Long sharelong60@... wrote:

 Feed birds on Wednesday?  Request rahu pujas or yagyas?  Wear kavach?  Or 
 hessonite?  Daily recitation of prayer to Rahu:
 I pray to Rahu having half a body, of great bravery, the eclipser of the Moon 
 and the Sun, born of Simhikaa.
 
 Go on Mother Divine for 18 years?  
 Laughing, but that might also help the Moon.
 
 Last but not least, support rahu like people.  Wonder what that would be.
 
 
 
 
  From: John jr_esq@...
 To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com 
 Sent: Wednesday, August 29, 2012 2:25 PM
 Subject: [FairfieldLife] Lindsay Lohan-- An Accident Waiting to Happen
  
 
   
 Lindsay has several planets that are weak--technically called Atmakaraka 
 Dosha--and are contributing to her troubles.
 
 http://omg.yahoo.com/news/lindsay-lohan-banned-from-chateau-marmont-after-failing-to-pay-a-whopping--46-000-bill-.html
 
 Specifically, she has the
 
 1.  Conjunction of the Moon and Rahu which is the main cause of her 
 compulsive and obsessive behaviour.  Since Rahu is in the 11th house from her 
 karakamsa, her friends are contributing to her troubles.
 
 2.  Venus is weak which is placed in the navamsha of Aquarius.  This is 
 causing her problems with cars on public roads which resulted in DUI 
 convictions and jail time.
 
 3.  Mercury is also weak and placed in the navamsha of Aries.  Jaimini's 
 Upadesha has termed this combination as one who is lacking mother's milk.  
 Thus, we find Lindsay indulging in alcoholic beverages.
 
 She is now running the major period of Rahu which will last for 18 years.  As 
 such, She needs to consult a jyotishi to find a solution to her problems. 
 
 JR





[FairfieldLife] Re: Lindsay Lohan-- An Accident Waiting to Happen

2012-08-29 Thread John
She needs to learn how to transcend her weaknesses.  If not, she will go 
through a vicious cycle of suffering.



--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Emily Reyn emilymae.reyn@... wrote:

 God help her help herself.  
 
 
 
  From: Share Long sharelong60@...
 To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com 
 Sent: Wednesday, August 29, 2012 12:43 PM
 Subject: Re: [FairfieldLife] Lindsay Lohan-- An Accident Waiting to Happen
  
 
   
 Feed birds on Wednesday?  Request rahu pujas or yagyas?  Wear kavach?  Or 
 hessonite?  Daily recitation of prayer to Rahu:
 I pray to Rahu having half a body, of great bravery, the eclipser of the Moon 
 and the Sun, born of Simhikaa.
 
 Go on Mother Divine for 18 years?  
 Laughing, but that might also help the Moon.
 
 Last but not least, support rahu like people.  Wonder what that would be.
 
 
 
 
  From: John jr_esq@...
 To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com 
 Sent: Wednesday, August 29, 2012 2:25 PM
 Subject: [FairfieldLife] Lindsay Lohan-- An Accident Waiting to Happen
  
 
   
 Lindsay has several planets that are weak--technically called Atmakaraka 
 Dosha--and are contributing to her troubles.
 
 http://omg.yahoo.com/news/lindsay-lohan-banned-from-chateau-marmont-after-failing-to-pay-a-whopping--46-000-bill-.html
 
 Specifically, she has the
 
 1.  Conjunction of the Moon and Rahu which is the main cause of her 
 compulsive and obsessive behaviour.  Since Rahu is in the 11th house from her 
 karakamsa, her friends are contributing to her troubles.
 
 2.  Venus is weak which is placed in the navamsha of Aquarius.  This is 
 causing her problems with cars on public roads which resulted in DUI 
 convictions and jail time.
 
 3.  Mercury is also weak and placed in the navamsha of Aries.  Jaimini's 
 Upadesha has termed this combination as one who is lacking mother's milk.  
 Thus, we find Lindsay indulging in alcoholic beverages.
 
 She is now running the major period of Rahu which will last for 18 years.  As 
 such, She needs to consult a jyotishi to find a solution to her problems. 
 
 JR





[FairfieldLife] Re: Lindsay Lohan-- An Accident Waiting to Happen

2012-08-29 Thread awoelflebater


--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, John jr_esq@... wrote:

 Share,
 
 These are all good ideas.  But I don't believe she has the willingness to 
 join Mother Divine or any similar organizations.
 
 Rahu is in her 10th house which will make her career minded, but not 
 necessarily wise in her behaviour and life choices.
 
 JR
 
 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Share Long sharelong60@ wrote:
 
  Feed birds on Wednesday?  Request rahu pujas or yagyas?  Wear kavach?  
  Or hessonite?  Daily recitation of prayer to Rahu:

Or how about if she were to stop snorting, smoking and guzzling drugs, to take 
responsibility for her actions and her life, realize she is not privileged in a 
way that allows her to act with impunity without the consequences that result 
as a byproduct of selfish, indulgent action. Maybe she needs to step back and 
take a hard look at herself as best as she can and realize she is solely 
responsible for what she does and what is therefore happening to her. How about 
feebly grasping the idea that to live within the Hollywood bubble of 
non-reality does not exempt her from experiencing the consequences of her 
actions. How about her starting to act like a decent human being because, after 
all, she has a brain and eyes, ears and a mouth that function and she has the 
choice of using these tools to produce life-affirming action instead of 
self-thwarting, suffering-inducing behaviors. But then again maybe it is all a 
result of the moon and rahu getting it on at the wrong juncture of the sun 
crossing Pythagorus.

  I pray to Rahu having half a body, of great bravery, the eclipser of the 
  Moon and the Sun, born of Simhikaa.
  
  Go on Mother Divine for 18 years?  
  Laughing, but that might also help the Moon.
  
  Last but not least, support rahu like people.  Wonder what that would be.
  
  
  
  
   From: John jr_esq@
  To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com 
  Sent: Wednesday, August 29, 2012 2:25 PM
  Subject: [FairfieldLife] Lindsay Lohan-- An Accident Waiting to Happen
   
  
    
  Lindsay has several planets that are weak--technically called Atmakaraka 
  Dosha--and are contributing to her troubles.
  
  http://omg.yahoo.com/news/lindsay-lohan-banned-from-chateau-marmont-after-failing-to-pay-a-whopping--46-000-bill-.html
  
  Specifically, she has the
  
  1.  Conjunction of the Moon and Rahu which is the main cause of her 
  compulsive and obsessive behaviour.  Since Rahu is in the 11th house from 
  her karakamsa, her friends are contributing to her troubles.
  
  2.  Venus is weak which is placed in the navamsha of Aquarius.  This is 
  causing her problems with cars on public roads which resulted in DUI 
  convictions and jail time.
  
  3.  Mercury is also weak and placed in the navamsha of Aries.  Jaimini's 
  Upadesha has termed this combination as one who is lacking mother's milk. 
   Thus, we find Lindsay indulging in alcoholic beverages.
  
  She is now running the major period of Rahu which will last for 18 years.  
  As such, She needs to consult a jyotishi to find a solution to her 
  problems. 
  
  JR
 





Re: [FairfieldLife] Re: Lindsay Lohan-- An Accident Waiting to Happen

2012-08-29 Thread Emily Reyn
Dr. Dumbass, I would nominate Ann for the Kickass moniker...but she already 
has whipyerass, courtesy of rd.  



 From: awoelflebater no_re...@yahoogroups.com
To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com 
Sent: Wednesday, August 29, 2012 8:27 PM
Subject: [FairfieldLife] Re: Lindsay Lohan-- An Accident Waiting to Happen
 

  


--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, John jr_esq@... wrote:

 Share,
 
 These are all good ideas.  But I don't believe she has the willingness to 
 join Mother Divine or any similar organizations.
 
 Rahu is in her 10th house which will make her career minded, but not 
 necessarily wise in her behaviour and life choices.
 
 JR
 
 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Share Long sharelong60@ wrote:
 
  Feed birds on Wednesday?  Request rahu pujas or yagyas?  Wear kavach?  
  Or hessonite?  Daily recitation of prayer to Rahu:

Or how about if she were to stop snorting, smoking and guzzling drugs, to take 
responsibility for her actions and her life, realize she is not privileged in a 
way that allows her to act with impunity without the consequences that result 
as a byproduct of selfish, indulgent action. Maybe she needs to step back and 
take a hard look at herself as best as she can and realize she is solely 
responsible for what she does and what is therefore happening to her. How about 
feebly grasping the idea that to live within the Hollywood bubble of 
non-reality does not exempt her from experiencing the consequences of her 
actions. How about her starting to act like a decent human being because, after 
all, she has a brain and eyes, ears and a mouth that function and she has the 
choice of using these tools to produce life-affirming action instead of 
self-thwarting, suffering-inducing behaviors. But then again maybe it is all a 
result of the moon and rahu getting it on at the
 wrong juncture of the sun crossing Pythagorus.

  I pray to Rahu having half a body, of great bravery, the eclipser of the 
  Moon and the Sun, born of Simhikaa.
  
  Go on Mother Divine for 18 years?  
  Laughing, but that might also help the Moon.
  
  Last but not least, support rahu like people.  Wonder what that would be.
  
  
  
  
   From: John jr_esq@
  To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com 
  Sent: Wednesday, August 29, 2012 2:25 PM
  Subject: [FairfieldLife] Lindsay Lohan-- An Accident Waiting to Happen
  
  
    
  Lindsay has several planets that are weak--technically called Atmakaraka 
  Dosha--and are contributing to her troubles.
  
  http://omg.yahoo.com/news/lindsay-lohan-banned-from-chateau-marmont-after-failing-to-pay-a-whopping--46-000-bill-.html
  
  Specifically, she has the
  
  1.  Conjunction of the Moon and Rahu which is the main cause of her 
  compulsive and obsessive behaviour.  Since Rahu is in the 11th house from 
  her karakamsa, her friends are contributing to her troubles.
  
  2.  Venus is weak which is placed in the navamsha of Aquarius.  This is 
  causing her problems with cars on public roads which resulted in DUI 
  convictions and jail time.
  
  3.  Mercury is also weak and placed in the navamsha of Aries.  Jaimini's 
  Upadesha has termed this combination as one who is lacking mother's milk. 
   Thus, we find Lindsay indulging in alcoholic beverages.
  
  She is now running the major period of Rahu which will last for 18 years.  
  As such, She needs to consult a jyotishi to find a solution to her 
  problems. 
  
  JR
 



 

Re: [FairfieldLife] Re: Lindsay Lohan-- An Accident Waiting to Happen

2012-08-29 Thread Emily Reyn
Fuck, that must be what's happening to me.   I'm headed to Dennis Flaherty at 
some point in the near future.  Still remember that.  



 From: John jr_...@yahoo.com
To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com 
Sent: Wednesday, August 29, 2012 7:40 PM
Subject: [FairfieldLife] Re: Lindsay Lohan-- An Accident Waiting to Happen
 

  
She needs to learn how to transcend her weaknesses.  If not, she will go 
through a vicious cycle of suffering.

--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Emily Reyn emilymae.reyn@... wrote:

 God help her help herself.  
 
 
 
  From: Share Long sharelong60@...
 To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com 
 Sent: Wednesday, August 29, 2012 12:43 PM
 Subject: Re: [FairfieldLife] Lindsay Lohan-- An Accident Waiting to Happen
 
 
   
 Feed birds on Wednesday?  Request rahu pujas or yagyas?  Wear kavach?  Or 
 hessonite?  Daily recitation of prayer to Rahu:
 I pray to Rahu having half a body, of great bravery, the eclipser of the Moon 
 and the Sun, born of Simhikaa.
 
 Go on Mother Divine for 18 years?  
 Laughing, but that might also help the Moon.
 
 Last but not least, support rahu like people.  Wonder what that would be.
 
 
 
 
  From: John jr_esq@...
 To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com 
 Sent: Wednesday, August 29, 2012 2:25 PM
 Subject: [FairfieldLife] Lindsay Lohan-- An Accident Waiting to Happen
 
 
   
 Lindsay has several planets that are weak--technically called Atmakaraka 
 Dosha--and are contributing to her troubles.
 
 http://omg.yahoo.com/news/lindsay-lohan-banned-from-chateau-marmont-after-failing-to-pay-a-whopping--46-000-bill-.html
 
 Specifically, she has the
 
 1.  Conjunction of the Moon and Rahu which is the main cause of her 
 compulsive and obsessive behaviour.  Since Rahu is in the 11th house from her 
 karakamsa, her friends are contributing to her troubles.
 
 2.  Venus is weak which is placed in the navamsha of Aquarius.  This is 
 causing her problems with cars on public roads which resulted in DUI 
 convictions and jail time.
 
 3.  Mercury is also weak and placed in the navamsha of Aries.  Jaimini's 
 Upadesha has termed this combination as one who is lacking mother's milk.  
 Thus, we find Lindsay indulging in alcoholic beverages.
 
 She is now running the major period of Rahu which will last for 18 years.  As 
 such, She needs to consult a jyotishi to find a solution to her problems. 
 
 JR



 

[FairfieldLife] Re: Lindsay Lohan-- An Accident Waiting to Happen

2012-08-29 Thread raunchydog


--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Emily Reyn emilymae.reyn@... wrote:

 Dr. Dumbass, I would nominate Ann for the Kickass moniker...but she already 
 has whipyerass, courtesy of rd.  
 
 

kickturqass..Judy

kicknoass...Share

 
  From: awoelflebater no_re...@yahoogroups.com
 To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com 
 Sent: Wednesday, August 29, 2012 8:27 PM
 Subject: [FairfieldLife] Re: Lindsay Lohan-- An Accident Waiting to Happen
  
 
   
 
 
 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, John jr_esq@ wrote:
 
  Share,
  
  These are all good ideas.  But I don't believe she has the willingness to 
  join Mother Divine or any similar organizations.
  
  Rahu is in her 10th house which will make her career minded, but not 
  necessarily wise in her behaviour and life choices.
  
  JR
  
  --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Share Long sharelong60@ wrote:
  
   Feed birds on Wednesday?  Request rahu pujas or yagyas?  Wear 
   kavach?  Or hessonite?  Daily recitation of prayer to Rahu:
 
 Or how about if she were to stop snorting, smoking and guzzling drugs, to 
 take responsibility for her actions and her life, realize she is not 
 privileged in a way that allows her to act with impunity without the 
 consequences that result as a byproduct of selfish, indulgent action. Maybe 
 she needs to step back and take a hard look at herself as best as she can and 
 realize she is solely responsible for what she does and what is therefore 
 happening to her. How about feebly grasping the idea that to live within the 
 Hollywood bubble of non-reality does not exempt her from experiencing the 
 consequences of her actions. How about her starting to act like a decent 
 human being because, after all, she has a brain and eyes, ears and a mouth 
 that function and she has the choice of using these tools to produce 
 life-affirming action instead of self-thwarting, suffering-inducing 
 behaviors. But then again maybe it is all a result of the moon and rahu 
 getting it on at the
  wrong juncture of the sun crossing Pythagorus.
 
   I pray to Rahu having half a body, of great bravery, the eclipser of the 
   Moon and the Sun, born of Simhikaa.
   
   Go on Mother Divine for 18 years?  
   Laughing, but that might also help the Moon.
   
   Last but not least, support rahu like people.  Wonder what that would 
   be.
   
   
   
   
From: John jr_esq@
   To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com 
   Sent: Wednesday, August 29, 2012 2:25 PM
   Subject: [FairfieldLife] Lindsay Lohan-- An Accident Waiting to Happen
   
   
     
   Lindsay has several planets that are weak--technically called Atmakaraka 
   Dosha--and are contributing to her troubles.
   
   http://omg.yahoo.com/news/lindsay-lohan-banned-from-chateau-marmont-after-failing-to-pay-a-whopping--46-000-bill-.html
   
   Specifically, she has the
   
   1.  Conjunction of the Moon and Rahu which is the main cause of her 
   compulsive and obsessive behaviour.  Since Rahu is in the 11th house from 
   her karakamsa, her friends are contributing to her troubles.
   
   2.  Venus is weak which is placed in the navamsha of Aquarius.  This is 
   causing her problems with cars on public roads which resulted in DUI 
   convictions and jail time.
   
   3.  Mercury is also weak and placed in the navamsha of Aries.  Jaimini's 
   Upadesha has termed this combination as one who is lacking mother's 
   milk.  Thus, we find Lindsay indulging in alcoholic beverages.
   
   She is now running the major period of Rahu which will last for 18 years. 
As such, She needs to consult a jyotishi to find a solution to her 
   problems. 
   
   JR