Re: [FairfieldLife] SuperDooperStition

2014-04-04 Thread Richard J. Williams

On 4/3/2014 8:00 AM, TurquoiseBee wrote:
Suffice it to say the whole thing turns into an epic battle between 
the heretics and the gods that puts the battle scenes in the 
Bhagavad-Gita righteously in the shade.


Does it bother anyone else that the mime is talking?

Almost everything mentioned in this post has already been done - I 
wonder if Barry has ever bothered to read any books on Hindu mythology? 
Go figure.


'Myths and Symbols in India Art and Civilization'
by Heinrich Zimmer
Edited by Joseph Campbell
Bolingen Series, Princeton.


[FairfieldLife] SuperDooperStition

2014-04-03 Thread TurquoiseBee





 From: Michael Jackson mjackso...@yahoo.com
To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com 
Sent: Thursday, April 3, 2014 1:09 PM
Subject: Re: [FairfieldLife] Re: Soma and the Gods
 


  
my revulsion is the idea that Marshy would teach this crap - as the writer of 
the article said, Marshy was the only one around who taught this stuff. It 
smacks of not just Hinduism but really superstitious Hinduism. If you can 
believe what Chopra wrote about M after he croaked, he was a superstitious man 
and passed that crap onto his sycophants. I mean, anyone who would tell folk to 
run hide when a solar eclipse is in the offing?

I would say, Michael, that Maharishi was not only superstitious, but possibly 
the most superstitious person I've ever met in my life. He saw omens in 
pretty much *everything* he saw around him. 

I've told the story of seeing him walk into the meeting hall in Squaw Valley 
and finding that the night crew had not finished cleaning the room. As a 
result, all of the chairs were piled upside down on the tables, obviously so 
that people could sweep and vacuum and mop under them. When Maharishi saw this, 
he visibly blanched (I was standing only a few feet away), halted in his 
tracks, and refused to enter the room. He turned around, backtracked through 
the hordes of people who had just given him flowers, and exited, refusing to 
come back until all of the chairs had been set upright. When I asked Jerry 
about it later (he was my initiator, and I knew him from the L.A. center), he 
said that seeing chairs upside down was considered a bad omen and that 
Maharishi wouldn't enter until it was removed. Go figure, for a supposedly 
enlightened (and thus invincible) guy. 

We've also heard how he interpreted an icicle forming on the balcony of his 
digs in Vlodrop as a divine manifestation of the god Shiva. Perhaps it was, and 
the reason was that Maharishi had generated an enormous amount of stomach soma 
that day, and Shiva was thanking him for his efforts. :-)

I jest, but the serious part is that Maharishi not only believed in the many 
superstitions he held, he taught them as if they were truth. And people 
*bought* them as if they were truth. 

The generation of an enlightenment endorphin or chemical as the result of 
enlightenment is not a new idea. This process being located in the gut and gods 
feeding off of it like vampires is kinda weird, but I'd give it a pass if it 
had been presented as fiction. 

I mean, think about it. It's the perfect basis for a TV series. 

You could call it True Soma, and set it in the future, when the Age Of 
Enlightenment has finally full dawned and almost everyone is practicing TM 
and the TMSP and living in fully-Vastu compounds generating veritable vats of 
soma for the gods to feast on. Into this paradise come a bunch of Off The 
Program Misfit Heretics, who in a fit of unstressing have taken offene at the 
gods pigging out on their soma. They've hired rogue chemists, and are trying to 
synthesize soma and market it as True Soma to the masses, even those few who 
have refused to embrace the Age Of Enlightenment and thus still spit 
non-meditators. 

The kicker of the series is that on the one hand the rebels ARE doing this out 
of compassion for their fellow man, wanting them to be able to enjoy the many 
benefits of stomach soma themselves. But on the other hand, they're doing it 
because they're sick and damned tired of the gods feasting on their energy and 
leaving far too little of it for them. They just want these 
Bramhaloka-dwelling, soma-sucking bastids off their backs. 

The drama (there *has* to be drama, because this is a Neo-Hindu future, after 
all...and it's on TV) is that the gods, being accomplished Siddhi-Masters and 
all, have looked into the future and have 'seen' that the artificial soma 
eventually produced by these heretics may work OK for the masses to give them a 
buzz, but to the gods it tastes like donkey piss. Worse than cheap Mexican 
beer. Way worse. So they're not at all happy about these misfits and their 
attempts to start a new beverage company. They want no part of this artificial 
soma revolution, and want humans to keep churnin' out the Good Stuff by 
meditating and bouncing on their butts half the day. (Program is longer in 
this future era.)

Suffice it to say the whole thing turns into an epic battle between the 
heretics and the gods that puts the battle scenes in the Bhagavad-Gita 
righteously in the shade. It's real CGI Heaven, because by now both the 
heretics and the gods are full-blown Siddhi Masters, and fiery vajra-weapons 
are flyin' from both sides. We've already signed Brad Pitt to play our version 
of Arjuna, Johnny Depp to play the leader of the rebel heretics spit Barry, 
and Sir Anthony Hopkins to play Shiva, on the gods' side. Tony is already 
practising his I ate Barry's liver with a glass of S-S-S-Soma and it was 
Divine line. 

:-)

Re: [FairfieldLife] SuperDooperStition

2014-04-03 Thread Michael Jackson
This is first of all, quite funny and I think you should turn it into a novel - 
the premise is quite good.

On Thu, 4/3/14, TurquoiseBee turquoi...@yahoo.com wrote:

 Subject: [FairfieldLife] SuperDooperStition
 To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com
 Date: Thursday, April 3, 2014, 1:00 PM
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
  
 
  
 
 
 
   
 
 
 
   
   
   
 

 From: Michael
 Jackson mjackso...@yahoo.com
  To:
 FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com 
  Sent:
 Thursday, April 3, 2014 1:09 PM
  Subject: Re:
 [FairfieldLife] Re: Soma and the Gods

 
  
 
 
 
   
 
 
 
   
   
   my revulsion is the idea that Marshy would teach
 this crap - as the writer of the article said, Marshy was
 the only one around who taught this stuff. It smacks of not
 just Hinduism but really superstitious Hinduism. If you can
 believe what Chopra wrote about M after he croaked, he was a
 superstitious man and passed that crap onto his sycophants.
 I mean, anyone who would tell folk to run hide when a solar
 eclipse is in the offing?
 
 I would say, Michael, that Maharishi was not only
 superstitious, but possibly the most superstitious person
 I've ever met in my life. He saw omens in
 pretty much *everything* he saw around him. 
 
 I've told the story of seeing him walk into the meeting
 hall in Squaw Valley and finding that the night crew had not
 finished cleaning the room. As a result,
  all of the chairs were piled upside down on the tables,
 obviously so that people could sweep and vacuum and mop
 under them. When Maharishi saw this, he visibly blanched (I
 was standing only a few feet away), halted in his tracks,
 and refused to enter the room. He turned around, backtracked
 through the hordes of people who had just given him flowers,
 and exited, refusing to come back until all of the chairs
 had been set upright. When I asked Jerry about it later (he
 was my initiator, and I knew him from the L.A. center), he
 said that seeing chairs upside down was considered a
 bad omen and that Maharishi wouldn't enter
 until it was removed. Go figure, for a supposedly
 enlightened (and thus invincible) guy. 
 
 We've also heard how he interpreted an icicle forming on
 the balcony of his digs in Vlodrop as a divine manifestation
 of the god Shiva. Perhaps it was, and the reason was that
 Maharishi had generated an enormous amount of stomach soma
 that
  day, and Shiva was thanking him for his efforts. :-)
 
 I jest, but the serious part is that Maharishi not only
 believed in the many superstitions he held, he taught them
 as if they were truth. And people *bought* them as if they
 were truth. 
 
 The generation of an enlightenment endorphin or
 chemical as the result of enlightenment is not a new idea.
 This process being located in the gut and gods feeding off
 of it like vampires is kinda weird, but I'd give it a
 pass if it had been presented as fiction. 
 
 I mean, think about it. It's the perfect basis for a TV
 series. 
 
 You could call it True Soma, and set it in the
 future, when the Age Of Enlightenment has finally full
 dawned and almost everyone is practicing TM and
 the TMSP and living in fully-Vastu compounds generating
 veritable vats of soma for the gods to feast on. Into this
 paradise come a bunch of Off The Program Misfit Heretics,
 who in a fit of unstressing have taken
  offene at the gods pigging out on their soma. They've
 hired rogue chemists, and are trying to synthesize soma and
 market it as True Soma to the masses, even those
 few who have refused to embrace the Age Of Enlightenment and
 thus still spit non-meditators. 
 
 The kicker of the series is that on the one hand the rebels
 ARE doing this out of compassion for their fellow man,
 wanting them to be able to enjoy the many benefits of
 stomach soma themselves. But on the other hand, they're
 doing it because they're sick and damned tired of the
 gods feasting on their energy and leaving far too little of
 it for them. They just want these Bramhaloka-dwelling,
 soma-sucking bastids off their backs. 
 
 The drama (there *has* to be drama, because this is a
 Neo-Hindu future, after all...and it's on TV) is that
 the gods, being accomplished Siddhi-Masters and all, have
 looked into the future and have 'seen' that the
 artificial soma eventually produced by
  these heretics may work OK for the masses to give them a
 buzz, but to the gods it tastes like donkey piss. Worse than
 cheap Mexican beer. Way worse. So they're not at all
 happy about these misfits and their attempts to start a new
 beverage company. They want no part of this artificial soma
 revolution, and want humans to keep churnin' out the
 Good Stuff by meditating and bouncing on their butts half
 the day. (Program is longer in this future
 era.)
 
 Suffice it to say the whole thing turns into an epic battle
 between the heretics and the gods that puts the battle
 scenes in the Bhagavad-Gita

Re: [FairfieldLife] SuperDooperStition

2014-04-03 Thread TurquoiseBee
From: Michael Jackson mjackso...@yahoo.com

To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com 
Sent: Thursday, April 3, 2014 8:49 PM
Subject: Re: [FairfieldLife] SuperDooperStition
 


  
This is first of all, quite funny and I think you should turn it into a novel - 
the premise is quite good.


Thanks. I had mucho fun writing it, sitting at a cafe even nearer to my house 
than Bad Habits, which has recently re-opened its patio to embrace the Spring 
weather. 



On Thu, 4/3/14, TurquoiseBee turquoi...@yahoo.com wrote:

Subject: [FairfieldLife] SuperDooperStition
To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com
Date: Thursday, April 3, 2014, 1:00 PM

From: Michael
Jackson mjackso...@yahoo.com
To:
FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com 
Sent:
Thursday, April 3, 2014 1:09 PM
Subject: Re:
[FairfieldLife] Re: Soma and the Gods

my revulsion is the idea that Marshy would teach
this crap - as the writer of the article said, Marshy was
the only one around who taught this stuff. It smacks of not
just Hinduism but really superstitious Hinduism. If you can
believe what Chopra wrote about M after he croaked, he was a
superstitious man and passed that crap onto his sycophants.
I mean, anyone who would tell folk to run hide when a solar
eclipse is in the offing?

I would say, Michael, that Maharishi was not only
superstitious, but possibly the most superstitious person
I've ever met in my life. He saw omens in
pretty much *everything* he saw around him. 

I've told the story of seeing him walk into the meeting
hall in Squaw Valley and finding that the night crew had not
finished cleaning the room. As a result,
all of the chairs were piled upside down on the tables,
obviously so that people could sweep and vacuum and mop
under them. When Maharishi saw this, he visibly blanched (I
was standing only a few feet away), halted in his tracks,
and refused to enter the room. He turned around, backtracked
through the hordes of people who had just given him flowers,
and exited, refusing to come back until all of the chairs
had been set upright. When I asked Jerry about it later (he
was my initiator, and I knew him from the L.A. center), he
said that seeing chairs upside down was considered a
bad omen and that Maharishi wouldn't enter
until it was removed. Go figure, for a supposedly
enlightened (and thus invincible) guy. 

We've also heard how he interpreted an icicle forming on
the balcony of his digs in Vlodrop as a divine manifestation
of the god Shiva. Perhaps it was, and the reason was that
Maharishi had generated an enormous amount of stomach soma
that
day, and Shiva was thanking him for his efforts. :-)

I jest, but the serious part is that Maharishi not only
believed in the many superstitions he held, he taught them
as if they were truth. And people *bought* them as if they
were truth. 

The generation of an enlightenment endorphin or
chemical as the result of enlightenment is not a new idea.
This process being located in the gut and gods feeding off
of it like vampires is kinda weird, but I'd give it a
pass if it had been presented as fiction. 

I mean, think about it. It's the perfect basis for a TV
series. 

You could call it True Soma, and set it in the
future, when the Age Of Enlightenment has finally full
dawned and almost everyone is practicing TM and
the TMSP and living in fully-Vastu compounds generating
veritable vats of soma for the gods to feast on. Into this
paradise come a bunch of Off The Program Misfit Heretics,
who in a fit of unstressing have taken
offene at the gods pigging out on their soma. They've
hired rogue chemists, and are trying to synthesize soma and
market it as True Soma to the masses, even those
few who have refused to embrace the Age Of Enlightenment and
thus still spit non-meditators. 

The kicker of the series is that on the one hand the rebels
ARE doing this out of compassion for their fellow man,
wanting them to be able to enjoy the many benefits of
stomach soma themselves. But on the other hand, they're
doing it because they're sick and damned tired of the
gods feasting on their energy and leaving far too little of
it for them. They just want these Bramhaloka-dwelling,
soma-sucking bastids off their backs. 

The drama (there *has* to be drama, because this is a
Neo-Hindu future, after all...and it's on TV) is that
the gods, being accomplished Siddhi-Masters and all, have
looked into the future and have 'seen' that the
artificial soma eventually produced by
these heretics may work OK for the masses to give them a
buzz, but to the gods it tastes like donkey piss. Worse than
cheap Mexican beer. Way worse. So they're not at all
happy about these misfits and their attempts to start a new
beverage company. They want no part of this artificial soma
revolution, and want humans to keep churnin' out the
Good Stuff by meditating and bouncing on their butts half
the day. (Program is longer in this future
era.)

Suffice it to say the whole thing turns