Re: [FairfieldLife] Re: Share's formula for happiness on FFL

2013-05-19 Thread Share Long
I betcha neither Maria Von Trapp nor Julie Andrews ever whipped up a batch of 
rice and dhal!  Hmmm, if I remember correctly, I put a bit too much cumin in 
that particular batch.  But I was in love so hopefully allowances can be made 
(-:





 From: seventhray27 steve.sun...@yahoo.com
To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com 
Sent: Sunday, May 19, 2013 9:27 AM
Subject: [FairfieldLife] Re: Share's formula for happiness on FFL
 


  
And you know what, there is a resemblance between Julie Andrews and the picture 
Share has available when you google her name.

--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, seventhray27 wrote:

 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M1HwVmY28Pk
 
 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, doctordumbass@ no_reply@ wrote:
 
  Sorry again, Ravi, I am not the one to go after, for soothing others with 
  platitudes, or to help solve your quest to open Share's eyes. If I were 
  you, I'd be focused more on finding someone for *you*, rather than all this 
  other business. 
  
  As for your time with Amma, all I can say is I spotted her phoniness a mile 
  away, so to speak. Never took her seriously, and my opinion of her hasn't 
  improved with time.:-)

 

Re: [FairfieldLife] Re: Share's formula for happiness on FFL

2013-05-18 Thread Ravi Chivukula
You didn't get my point yeah Doc?

I meant Share looks up to you, to your platitudes to soothe herself. More
on it below. But yeah so I thought, we both would play the good cop, bad
cop routine. I, the bad cop, would fucking sting her with the truth, and
you - the good cop, would soothe her with your platitudes - whaddaya say
Doc?

Doc - I spent 13 years around Amma's cult. I realized looking back, that
the cult could never soothe me. All Amma had was bhajans, chants worshiping
her, seva, sadhana, satsang, some meditation techniques - apparently many
things you can use to deceive yourself. Intricate platitudes - like the
grace quote below - I got that from FB, one of Amma's quotes. Anyway I
couldn't numb my pain, my sorrow, my distress - it's not that I didn't try,
I tried them all but it was all useless.

It's like everyone around Amma were very happy with what they had, as if in
a fantasy dream land, fucking zombies. They didn't have to do anything, the
Guru, Amma said just worship me and it's all good. If you feel down
remember you don't have enough grace. And I was the only one alive,
authentic. So the Guru was really doing nothing just giving techniques,
platitudes to keep people in a fantasy. I didn't see any other that was
like me - hey fuck this, this is not working. I had to search for truth on
my own, the Guru didn't do a damn thing, though I apparently projected it
for sometime - now I see the foolishness of it.

Makes sense - Doc?



On Fri, May 17, 2013 at 7:13 PM, doctordumb...@rocketmail.com 
no_re...@yahoogroups.com wrote:

 **


 That sure IS a platitude...and severely out of context. Not impressed.
 Weak argument. Sorry, I cannot argue with you about that, Ravi. You are
 going to have to try much harder to draw me in. Arguing after all, takes
 effort, and I'm getting old.


 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Ravi Chivukula chivukula.ravi@...
 wrote:
 
  Stop being silly Doc - the right thing for you to do here is to not
 start an argument with me but to soothe Share with a platitude like
 
  Grace comes out of nowhere. It can happen anytime, any place.
 
  Be a man - do the right thing.
 
 
  On May 17, 2013, at 3:27 PM, doctordumbass@... no_re...@yahoogroups.com
 wrote:
 
   11) Dude, you enjoy and dwell on my platitudes (a trite, meaningless,
 biased, or prosaic statement, often presented as if it were significant and
 original), eh? Awesome.
  
   Please let me know when you have found one, and I'll give you a gold
 star, and a hug!
  
   --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Ravi Chivukula chivukula.ravi@
 wrote:
   
Dear Share - ok one last thing. It's clear at this point that you
 have nothing intelligent to contribute here on FFL. Please stop humiliating
 yourself by thinking you can contribute anything intelligent, stop
 responding to intelligent posters like Judy, Ann, Emily. I have been going
 after you for the last month and I have nothing sincere, intelligent back
 from you.
   
Let's stick to your formula of phony posts - asking innocent
 questions, getting titillated by platitudes interspersed with phony
 laughter, lame jokes.
   
This is your secret to success and happiness on FFL. Trust me this
 is the brilliance and the exceptional mind of Dr. Ravi Chivukula, Psy. D,
 UCLA at work here.
   
You have 50 posts - here's what you should do
   
1) 7 posts on your general life - personal trips, travails of daily
 life such cars stuck in snow, Fairfield weather, dome reports, healer, Guru
 visits.
   
2) 3 posts on recent platitudes that you got attracted and have
 started practicing - such as CC is a stepping stone to Unity.
   
3) 5 posts/questions to Uncleji Bhairitu on Ayurveda, various
 remedies for pitta, vata aggravation(derangement is not the right word - I
 used it to mock you)
   
4) 5 posts/questions to John on Astrology, current transits and
 Dasha periods
   
5) 5 posts expressing hysterical joy(fake orgasm) at Guru Xeno's
 descriptions of Unity
   
6) 2 posts/questions to salyavin on Science
   
7) 3 posts to merudanda on poetry, drama and such
   
8) 5 posts to Barry on Maya, Amsterdam/Paris, admiration for his
 tantric shit in the fan technique.
   
9) 5 posts/questions to various other random posters like
 Curtis/Buck/Feste
   
10) 5 posts checking up on Steve - wishing him happy journey, his
 family etc
   
10) 5 posts/questions to Dr. DD and others on more platitudes.
   
Love,
Ravi
   
   
On May 17, 2013, at 11:44 AM, Ravi Chivukula chivukula.ravi@
 wrote:
   
 And dear Share now that you have figured out my problem I better
 come clean.

 I'm envious of Barry - why would I not?

 I live in Guttersville, Alabama, work as a grocery store clerk,
 come back to my trailer to drown my unhappiness smoking a pack of Basics,
 drinking 12 pack of Natural light, listening to Rush Limbaugh, cheering for
 Crimson Tide, pimping my girl friend and selling my food stamps to get 

Re: [FairfieldLife] Re: Share's formula for happiness on FFL

2013-05-17 Thread Ravi Chivukula
Stop being silly Doc - the right thing for you to do here is to not start an 
argument with me but to soothe Share with a platitude like

Grace comes out of nowhere. It can happen anytime, any place.

Be a man - do the right thing.


On May 17, 2013, at 3:27 PM, doctordumb...@rocketmail.com 
no_re...@yahoogroups.com wrote:

 11) Dude, you enjoy and dwell on my platitudes (a trite, meaningless, biased, 
 or prosaic statement, often presented as if it were significant and 
 original), eh? Awesome. 
 
 Please let me know when you have found one, and I'll give you a gold star, 
 and a hug! 
 
 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Ravi Chivukula chivukula.ravi@... 
 wrote:
 
  Dear Share - ok one last thing. It's clear at this point that you have 
  nothing intelligent to contribute here on FFL. Please stop humiliating 
  yourself by thinking you can contribute anything intelligent, stop 
  responding to intelligent posters like Judy, Ann, Emily. I have been going 
  after you for the last month and I have nothing sincere, intelligent back 
  from you.
  
  Let's stick to your formula of phony posts - asking innocent questions, 
  getting titillated by platitudes interspersed with phony laughter, lame 
  jokes.
  
  This is your secret to success and happiness on FFL. Trust me this is the 
  brilliance and the exceptional mind of Dr. Ravi Chivukula, Psy. D, UCLA at 
  work here.
  
  You have 50 posts - here's what you should do
  
  1) 7 posts on your general life - personal trips, travails of daily life 
  such cars stuck in snow, Fairfield weather, dome reports, healer, Guru 
  visits.
  
  2) 3 posts on recent platitudes that you got attracted and have started 
  practicing - such as CC is a stepping stone to Unity.
  
  3) 5 posts/questions to Uncleji Bhairitu on Ayurveda, various remedies for 
  pitta, vata aggravation(derangement is not the right word - I used it to 
  mock you)
  
  4) 5 posts/questions to John on Astrology, current transits and Dasha 
  periods
  
  5) 5 posts expressing hysterical joy(fake orgasm) at Guru Xeno's 
  descriptions of Unity
  
  6) 2 posts/questions to salyavin on Science
  
  7) 3 posts to merudanda on poetry, drama and such
  
  8) 5 posts to Barry on Maya, Amsterdam/Paris, admiration for his tantric 
  shit in the fan technique.
  
  9) 5 posts/questions to various other random posters like Curtis/Buck/Feste
  
  10) 5 posts checking up on Steve - wishing him happy journey, his family etc
  
  10) 5 posts/questions to Dr. DD and others on more platitudes.
  
  Love,
  Ravi
  
  
  On May 17, 2013, at 11:44 AM, Ravi Chivukula chivukula.ravi@... wrote:
  
   And dear Share now that you have figured out my problem I better come 
   clean.
   
   I'm envious of Barry - why would I not?
   
   I live in Guttersville, Alabama, work as a grocery store clerk, come back 
   to my trailer to drown my unhappiness smoking a pack of Basics, drinking 
   12 pack of Natural light, listening to Rush Limbaugh, cheering for 
   Crimson Tide, pimping my girl friend and selling my food stamps to get 
   high on cocaine and methamphetamine.
   
   Happy?
   
   On May 17, 2013, at 10:53 AM, Ravi Chivukula chivukula.ravi@... wrote:
   
   Yes - of course how can one not be grumpy dear Share. You think the 
   secret of happiness is posing with babies. Steve one-ups you, his 
   criteria for happiness is living in a Cosmopolitan city, working at a 
   big company and a family to go back to (forget the fact that it's not 
   Barry's family)
   
   Forget about me I think the whole medical industry - psychiatrists, 
   psychologists, Big Pharma, therapists; all clergy, pastors, healers, 
   Gurus are envious of your brilliance !!!
   
   You are going to soon put them out of business.
   
   No Share dear yours and Barry's stuntedness, Steve's retardedness 
   doesn't make me grumpy. I laugh, laugh my ass off then feel pity and 
   sadness. You guys are hell bent on propping each other up and you don't 
   care how ridiculous, idiotic, moronic, retarded, dishonest you sound.
   
   
   On May 17, 2013, at 4:21 AM, Share Long sharelong60@... wrote:
   
   Plus his health is good, he has financial security and he has a 
   fascinating group of people to interact with online (-:
   Wishing the sweet spot life to everyone on FFL, especially a certain 
   young grumpy boots down San Diego way.
   
   
   From: seventhray27 steve.sundur@...
   To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com 
   Sent: Thursday, May 16, 2013 9:43 PM
   Subject: [FairfieldLife] Re: Coping
   
   
   You know, it seems to me Barry is pretty much hitting the sweet spots 
   of life right now. He's working on a cutting edge technology project 
   for what is probably the most successful technology company that is and 
   ever was. He was hand selected by someone to be the team leader of a 
   portion of the project, he's living in what is considered one of the 
   most cosmopolitan cities in the world, commuting on the weekends to be 

Re: [FairfieldLife] Re: Share's formula for happiness on FFL

2013-05-17 Thread Share Long
Ravi, you ole psychic grumpy boots, you!  Grace is my Mom's name.  Don't wear 
it out!  Hope you have a good weekend.  love, Share





 From: Ravi Chivukula chivukula.r...@gmail.com
To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com 
Sent: Friday, May 17, 2013 6:01 PM
Subject: Re: [FairfieldLife] Re: Share's formula for happiness on FFL
 


  
Stop being silly Doc - the right thing for you to do here is to not start an 
argument with me but to soothe Share with a platitude like

Grace comes out of nowhere. It can happen anytime, any place.


Be a man - do the right thing.


On May 17, 2013, at 3:27 PM, doctordumb...@rocketmail.com 
no_re...@yahoogroups.com wrote:


  
11) Dude, you enjoy and dwell on my platitudes (a trite, meaningless, biased, 
or prosaic statement, often presented as if it were significant and original), 
eh? Awesome. 

Please let me know when you have found one, and I'll give you a gold star, and 
a hug! 

--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Ravi Chivukula chivukula.ravi@... 
wrote:

 Dear Share - ok one last thing. It's clear at this point that you have 
 nothing intelligent to contribute here on FFL. Please stop humiliating 
 yourself by thinking you can contribute anything intelligent, stop 
 responding to intelligent posters like Judy, Ann, Emily. I have been going 
 after you for the last month and I have nothing sincere, intelligent back 
 from you.
 
 Let's stick to your formula of phony posts - asking innocent questions, 
 getting titillated by platitudes interspersed with phony laughter, lame 
 jokes.
 
 This is your secret to success and happiness on FFL. Trust me this is the 
 brilliance and the exceptional mind of Dr. Ravi Chivukula, Psy. D, UCLA at 
 work here.
 
 You have 50 posts - here's what you should do
 
 1) 7 posts on your general life - personal trips, travails of daily life 
 such cars stuck in snow, Fairfield weather, dome reports, healer, Guru 
 visits.
 
 2) 3 posts on recent platitudes that you got attracted and have started 
 practicing - such as CC is a stepping stone to Unity.
 
 3) 5 posts/questions to Uncleji Bhairitu on Ayurveda, various remedies for 
 pitta, vata aggravation(derangement is not the right word - I used it to 
 mock you)
 
 4) 5 posts/questions to John on Astrology, current transits and Dasha periods
 
 5) 5 posts expressing hysterical joy(fake orgasm) at Guru Xeno's 
 descriptions of Unity
 
 6) 2 posts/questions to salyavin on Science
 
 7) 3 posts to merudanda on poetry, drama and such
 
 8) 5 posts to Barry on Maya, Amsterdam/Paris, admiration for his tantric 
 shit in the fan technique.
 
 9) 5 posts/questions to various other random posters like Curtis/Buck/Feste
 
 10) 5 posts checking up on Steve - wishing him happy journey, his family etc
 
 10) 5 posts/questions to Dr. DD and others on more platitudes.
 
 Love,
 Ravi
 
 
 On May 17, 2013, at 11:44 AM, Ravi Chivukula chivukula.ravi@... wrote:
 
  And dear Share now that you have figured out my problem I better come 
  clean.
  
  I'm envious of Barry - why would I not?
  
  I live in Guttersville, Alabama, work as a grocery store clerk, come back 
  to my trailer to drown my unhappiness smoking a pack of Basics, drinking 
  12 pack of Natural light, listening to Rush Limbaugh, cheering for Crimson 
  Tide, pimping my girl friend and selling my food stamps to get high on 
  cocaine and methamphetamine.
  
  Happy?
  
  On May 17, 2013, at 10:53 AM, Ravi Chivukula chivukula.ravi@... wrote:
  
  Yes - of course how can one not be grumpy dear Share. You think the 
  secret of happiness is posing with babies. Steve one-ups you, his 
  criteria for happiness is living in a Cosmopolitan city, working at a big 
  company and a family to go back to (forget the fact that it's not Barry's 
  family)
  
  Forget about me I think the whole medical industry - psychiatrists, 
  psychologists, Big Pharma, therapists; all clergy, pastors, healers, 
  Gurus are envious of your brilliance !!!
  
  You are going to soon put them out of business.
  
  No Share dear yours and Barry's stuntedness, Steve's retardedness doesn't 
  make me grumpy. I laugh, laugh my ass off then feel pity and sadness. You 
  guys are hell bent on propping each other up and you don't care how 
  ridiculous, idiotic, moronic, retarded, dishonest you sound.
  
  
  On May 17, 2013, at 4:21 AM, Share Long sharelong60@... wrote:
  
  Plus his health is good, he has financial security and he has a 
  fascinating group of people to interact with online (-:
  Wishing the sweet spot life to everyone on FFL, especially a certain 
  young grumpy boots down San Diego way.
  
  
  From: seventhray27 steve.sundur@...
  To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com 
  Sent: Thursday, May 16, 2013 9:43 PM
  Subject: [FairfieldLife] Re: Coping
  
  
  You know, it seems to me Barry is pretty much hitting the sweet spots of 
  life right now.  He's working on a cutting edge technology project for 
  what

Re: [FairfieldLife] Re: Share's formula for happiness on FFL

2013-05-17 Thread Ravi Chivukula
Interesting - my girl friends are named Shakti, Bhakti, Kripa and Anandi, yep 
they are lot of fun.

Come on Share, enough of this phony shit - come up with something intelligent, 
look at the amount of energy and intelligence I spend on you. Show some mercy 
on me please. Is your sister's name Mercy?


On May 17, 2013, at 4:45 PM, Share Long sharelon...@yahoo.com wrote:

 Ravi, you ole psychic grumpy boots, you!  Grace is my Mom's name.  Don't wear 
 it out!  Hope you have a good weekend.  love, Share
 
 
 From: Ravi Chivukula chivukula.r...@gmail.com
 To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com 
 Sent: Friday, May 17, 2013 6:01 PM
 Subject: Re: [FairfieldLife] Re: Share's formula for happiness on FFL
 
  
 Stop being silly Doc - the right thing for you to do here is to not start an 
 argument with me but to soothe Share with a platitude like
 
 Grace comes out of nowhere. It can happen anytime, any place.
 
 Be a man - do the right thing.
 
 
 On May 17, 2013, at 3:27 PM, doctordumb...@rocketmail.com 
 no_re...@yahoogroups.com wrote:
 
  
 11) Dude, you enjoy and dwell on my platitudes (a trite, meaningless, 
 biased, or prosaic statement, often presented as if it were significant and 
 original), eh? Awesome. 
 
 Please let me know when you have found one, and I'll give you a gold star, 
 and a hug! 
 
 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Ravi Chivukula chivukula.ravi@... 
 wrote:
 
  Dear Share - ok one last thing. It's clear at this point that you have 
  nothing intelligent to contribute here on FFL. Please stop humiliating 
  yourself by thinking you can contribute anything intelligent, stop 
  responding to intelligent posters like Judy, Ann, Emily. I have been going 
  after you for the last month and I have nothing sincere, intelligent back 
  from you.
  
  Let's stick to your formula of phony posts - asking innocent questions, 
  getting titillated by platitudes interspersed with phony laughter, lame 
  jokes.
  
  This is your secret to success and happiness on FFL. Trust me this is the 
  brilliance and the exceptional mind of Dr. Ravi Chivukula, Psy. D, UCLA at 
  work here.
  
  You have 50 posts - here's what you should do
  
  1) 7 posts on your general life - personal trips, travails of daily life 
  such cars stuck in snow, Fairfield weather, dome reports, healer, Guru 
  visits.
  
  2) 3 posts on recent platitudes that you got attracted and have started 
  practicing - such as CC is a stepping stone to Unity.
  
  3) 5 posts/questions to Uncleji Bhairitu on Ayurveda, various remedies for 
  pitta, vata aggravation(derangement is not the right word - I used it to 
  mock you)
  
  4) 5 posts/questions to John on Astrology, current transits and Dasha 
  periods
  
  5) 5 posts expressing hysterical joy(fake orgasm) at Guru Xeno's 
  descriptions of Unity
  
  6) 2 posts/questions to salyavin on Science
  
  7) 3 posts to merudanda on poetry, drama and such
  
  8) 5 posts to Barry on Maya, Amsterdam/Paris, admiration for his tantric 
  shit in the fan technique.
  
  9) 5 posts/questions to various other random posters like Curtis/Buck/Feste
  
  10) 5 posts checking up on Steve - wishing him happy journey, his family 
  etc
  
  10) 5 posts/questions to Dr. DD and others on more platitudes.
  
  Love,
  Ravi
  
  
  On May 17, 2013, at 11:44 AM, Ravi Chivukula chivukula.ravi@... wrote:
  
   And dear Share now that you have figured out my problem I better come 
   clean.
   
   I'm envious of Barry - why would I not?
   
   I live in Guttersville, Alabama, work as a grocery store clerk, come 
   back to my trailer to drown my unhappiness smoking a pack of Basics, 
   drinking 12 pack of Natural light, listening to Rush Limbaugh, cheering 
   for Crimson Tide, pimping my girl friend and selling my food stamps to 
   get high on cocaine and methamphetamine.
   
   Happy?
   
   On May 17, 2013, at 10:53 AM, Ravi Chivukula chivukula.ravi@... wrote:
   
   Yes - of course how can one not be grumpy dear Share. You think the 
   secret of happiness is posing with babies. Steve one-ups you, his 
   criteria for happiness is living in a Cosmopolitan city, working at a 
   big company and a family to go back to (forget the fact that it's not 
   Barry's family)
   
   Forget about me I think the whole medical industry - psychiatrists, 
   psychologists, Big Pharma, therapists; all clergy, pastors, healers, 
   Gurus are envious of your brilliance !!!
   
   You are going to soon put them out of business.
   
   No Share dear yours and Barry's stuntedness, Steve's retardedness 
   doesn't make me grumpy. I laugh, laugh my ass off then feel pity and 
   sadness. You guys are hell bent on propping each other up and you don't 
   care how ridiculous, idiotic, moronic, retarded, dishonest you sound.
   
   
   On May 17, 2013, at 4:21 AM, Share Long sharelong60@... wrote:
   
   Plus his health is good, he has financial security and he has a 
   fascinating group of people

Re: [FairfieldLife] Re: Share's formula for happiness on FFL

2013-05-17 Thread Share Long
(-:




 From: seventhray27 steve.sun...@yahoo.com
To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com 
Sent: Friday, May 17, 2013 7:07 PM
Subject: [FairfieldLife] Re: Share's formula for happiness on FFL
 


  
Ravi,
I think this would be an excellent use of your time.  Can you do one for me 
too?  Pretty please.  With sugar on top.

--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Ravi Chivukula wrote:

 OMG dear Share I just realized you would need help with this and I will 
 assist you since I do this kind of shit everyday at work.
 
 It will be a spreadsheet, sent everyday like the post count, I will send a 
 sample later tonight. It will analyze all your posts and track it.
 
 This is how I think it should be 
 
 Title : Share's posting summary Week ending May 24.
 
 Rows: Your post numbers
 
 Columns:
 
 1) Poster (to whom it's addressed) - Uncleji, John, Steve, Xeno etc
 2) Subject (of the post) - General, Ayurveda, Astrology etc
 
 Next 5 columns indicating if it meets the following success criteria, the 
 values would be a simple check mark indicating whether your posts meet the 
 listed criteria.
 
 The criteria being the presence of the following 
 
 3) Phoniness
 4) Lame joke
 5) Titillation including fake laughter
 6) Platitude
 
 Let me know - it should be a collaborative effort I think. This should help 
 meet your goals and thereby happiness.
 
 On May 17, 2013, at 1:40 PM, Ravi Chivukula chivukula.ravi@... wrote:
 
  Dear Share - ok one last thing. It's clear at this point that you have 
  nothing intelligent to contribute here on FFL. Please stop humiliating 
  yourself by thinking you can contribute anything intelligent, stop 
  responding to intelligent posters like Judy, Ann, Emily. I have been going 
  after you for the last month and I have nothing sincere, intelligent back 
  from you.
  
  Let's stick to your formula of phony posts - asking innocent questions, 
  getting titillated by platitudes interspersed with phony laughter, lame 
  jokes.
  
  This is your secret to success and happiness on FFL. Trust me this is the 
  brilliance and the exceptional mind of Dr. Ravi Chivukula, Psy. D, UCLA at 
  work here.
  
  You have 50 posts - here's what you should do
  
  1) 7 posts on your general life - personal trips, travails of daily life 
  such cars stuck in snow, Fairfield weather, dome reports, healer, Guru 
  visits.
  
  2) 3 posts on recent platitudes that you got attracted and have started 
  practicing - such as CC is a stepping stone to Unity.
  
  3) 5 posts/questions to Uncleji Bhairitu on Ayurveda, various remedies for 
  pitta, vata aggravation(derangement is not the right word - I used it to 
  mock you)
  
  4) 5 posts/questions to John on Astrology, current transits and Dasha 
  periods
  
  5) 5 posts expressing hysterical joy(fake orgasm) at Guru Xeno's 
  descriptions of Unity
  
  6) 2 posts/questions to salyavin on Science
  
  7) 3 posts to merudanda on poetry, drama and such
  
  8) 5 posts to Barry on Maya, Amsterdam/Paris, admiration for his tantric 
  shit in the fan technique.
  
  9) 5 posts/questions to various other random posters like Curtis/Buck/Feste
  
  10) 5 posts checking up on Steve - wishing him happy journey, his family etc
  
  10) 5 posts/questions to Dr. DD and others on more platitudes.
  
  Love,
  Ravi
  
  
  On May 17, 2013, at 11:44 AM, Ravi Chivukula chivukula.ravi@... wrote:
  
  And dear Share now that you have figured out my problem I better come 
  clean.
  
  I'm envious of Barry - why would I not?
  
  I live in Guttersville, Alabama, work as a grocery store clerk, come back 
  to my trailer to drown my unhappiness smoking a pack of Basics, drinking 
  12 pack of Natural light, listening to Rush Limbaugh, cheering for Crimson 
  Tide, pimping my girl friend and selling my food stamps to get high on 
  cocaine and methamphetamine.
  
  Happy?
  
  On May 17, 2013, at 10:53 AM, Ravi Chivukula chivukula.ravi@... wrote:
  
  Yes - of course how can one not be grumpy dear Share. You think the 
  secret of happiness is posing with babies. Steve one-ups you, his 
  criteria for happiness is living in a Cosmopolitan city, working at a big 
  company and a family to go back to (forget the fact that it's not Barry's 
  family)
  
  Forget about me I think the whole medical industry - psychiatrists, 
  psychologists, Big Pharma, therapists; all clergy, pastors, healers, 
  Gurus are envious of your brilliance !!!
  
  You are going to soon put them out of business.
  
  No Share dear yours and Barry's stuntedness, Steve's retardedness doesn't 
  make me grumpy. I laugh, laugh my ass off then feel pity and sadness. You 
  guys are hell bent on propping each other up and you don't care how 
  ridiculous, idiotic, moronic, retarded, dishonest you sound.
  
  
  On May 17, 2013, at 4:21 AM, Share Long sharelong60@... wrote:
  
  Plus his health is good, he has financial security and he has a 
  fascinating group of people to interact

Re: [FairfieldLife] Re: Share's formula for happiness on FFL

2013-05-17 Thread Ravi Chivukula
Look Steve I already gave you a diagnosis - Sports-fan Syndrome. Don't take 
advantage of my kindness. Most of your posts qualify for it, so nothing much to 
be done there. The only thing that would be worth tracking would the object of 
your blind loyalty - Share, Curtis, Barry.

Anyway sorry, Share needs more help, OMG she's so innocent and helpless Steve.


On May 17, 2013, at 5:07 PM, seventhray27 steve.sun...@yahoo.com wrote:

 Ravi,
 
 I think this would be an excellent use of your time.  Can you do one for me 
 too?  Pretty please.  With sugar on top.
 
 
 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Ravi Chivukula wrote:
 
  OMG dear Share I just realized you would need help with this and I will 
  assist you since I do this kind of shit everyday at work.
  
  It will be a spreadsheet, sent everyday like the post count, I will send a 
  sample later tonight. It will analyze all your posts and track it.
  
  This is how I think it should be 
  
  Title : Share's posting summary Week ending May 24.
  
  Rows: Your post numbers
  
  Columns:
  
  1) Poster (to whom it's addressed) - Uncleji, John, Steve, Xeno etc
  2) Subject (of the post) - General, Ayurveda, Astrology etc
  
  Next 5 columns indicating if it meets the following success criteria, the 
  values would be a simple check mark indicating whether your posts meet the 
  listed criteria.
  
  The criteria being the presence of the following 
  
  3) Phoniness
  4) Lame joke
  5) Titillation including fake laughter
  6) Platitude
  
  Let me know - it should be a collaborative effort I think. This should help 
  meet your goals and thereby happiness.
  
  On May 17, 2013, at 1:40 PM, Ravi Chivukula chivukula.ravi@... wrote:
  
   Dear Share - ok one last thing. It's clear at this point that you have 
   nothing intelligent to contribute here on FFL. Please stop humiliating 
   yourself by thinking you can contribute anything intelligent, stop 
   responding to intelligent posters like Judy, Ann, Emily. I have been 
   going after you for the last month and I have nothing sincere, 
   intelligent back from you.
   
   Let's stick to your formula of phony posts - asking innocent questions, 
   getting titillated by platitudes interspersed with phony laughter, lame 
   jokes.
   
   This is your secret to success and happiness on FFL. Trust me this is the 
   brilliance and the exceptional mind of Dr. Ravi Chivukula, Psy. D, UCLA 
   at work here.
   
   You have 50 posts - here's what you should do
   
   1) 7 posts on your general life - personal trips, travails of daily life 
   such cars stuck in snow, Fairfield weather, dome reports, healer, Guru 
   visits.
   
   2) 3 posts on recent platitudes that you got attracted and have started 
   practicing - such as CC is a stepping stone to Unity.
   
   3) 5 posts/questions to Uncleji Bhairitu on Ayurveda, various remedies 
   for pitta, vata aggravation(derangement is not the right word - I used it 
   to mock you)
   
   4) 5 posts/questions to John on Astrology, current transits and Dasha 
   periods
   
   5) 5 posts expressing hysterical joy(fake orgasm) at Guru Xeno's 
   descriptions of Unity
   
   6) 2 posts/questions to salyavin on Science
   
   7) 3 posts to merudanda on poetry, drama and such
   
   8) 5 posts to Barry on Maya, Amsterdam/Paris, admiration for his tantric 
   shit in the fan technique.
   
   9) 5 posts/questions to various other random posters like 
   Curtis/Buck/Feste
   
   10) 5 posts checking up on Steve - wishing him happy journey, his family 
   etc
   
   10) 5 posts/questions to Dr. DD and others on more platitudes.
   
   Love,
   Ravi
   
   
   On May 17, 2013, at 11:44 AM, Ravi Chivukula chivukula.ravi@... wrote:
   
   And dear Share now that you have figured out my problem I better come 
   clean.
   
   I'm envious of Barry - why would I not?
   
   I live in Guttersville, Alabama, work as a grocery store clerk, come 
   back to my trailer to drown my unhappiness smoking a pack of Basics, 
   drinking 12 pack of Natural light, listening to Rush Limbaugh, cheering 
   for Crimson Tide, pimping my girl friend and selling my food stamps to 
   get high on cocaine and methamphetamine.
   
   Happy?
   
   On May 17, 2013, at 10:53 AM, Ravi Chivukula chivukula.ravi@... wrote:
   
   Yes - of course how can one not be grumpy dear Share. You think the 
   secret of happiness is posing with babies. Steve one-ups you, his 
   criteria for happiness is living in a Cosmopolitan city, working at a 
   big company and a family to go back to (forget the fact that it's not 
   Barry's family)
   
   Forget about me I think the whole medical industry - psychiatrists, 
   psychologists, Big Pharma, therapists; all clergy, pastors, healers, 
   Gurus are envious of your brilliance !!!
   
   You are going to soon put them out of business.
   
   No Share dear yours and Barry's stuntedness, Steve's retardedness 
   doesn't make me grumpy. I laugh, laugh my ass off then feel 

Re: [FairfieldLife] Re: Share's formula for happiness on FFL

2013-05-17 Thread Ravi Chivukula
Oh boy - continue on your merry way please. Like I said you can only come up 
with some ludicrous, retarded shit that titillates you, Share and Barry.

This is the only way you can make yourself count here on FFL. You can't help 
demonstrating the very thing I talk about. Enjoy !!!



On May 17, 2013, at 5:25 PM, seventhray27 steve.sun...@yahoo.com wrote:

 or how bout this Ravi.  For the Telugu Brahman in all of us
 
 
 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, seventhray27 wrote:
 
  
  Hey Ravi, I know you like designer clothes. I think we should you get a
  pair of sweatpants, that say Juicy on the back side. Whaddya think? 
  I think it would suit you well. I love that image!
  
  
  
  --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Ravi Chivukula wrote:
  
   Interesting - my girl friends are named Shakti, Bhakti, Kripa and
  Anandi, yep they are lot of fun.
  
   Come on Share, enough of this phony shit - come up with something
  intelligent, look at the amount of energy and intelligence I spend on
  you. Show some mercy on me please. Is your sister's name Mercy?
  
  
   On May 17, 2013, at 4:45 PM, Share Long sharelong60@ wrote:
  
Ravi, you ole psychic grumpy boots, you! Grace is my Mom's name.
  Don't wear it out! Hope you have a good weekend. love, Share
   
   
From: Ravi Chivukula chivukula.ravi@
To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com
Sent: Friday, May 17, 2013 6:01 PM
Subject: Re: [FairfieldLife] Re: Share's formula for happiness on
  FFL
   
   
Stop being silly Doc - the right thing for you to do here is to not
  start an argument with me but to soothe Share with a platitude like
   
Grace comes out of nowhere. It can happen anytime, any place.
   
Be a man - do the right thing.
   
   
On May 17, 2013, at 3:27 PM, doctordumbass@
  no_re...@yahoogroups.com wrote:
   
   
11) Dude, you enjoy and dwell on my platitudes (a trite,
  meaningless, biased, or prosaic statement, often presented as if it were
  significant and original), eh? Awesome.
   
Please let me know when you have found one, and I'll give you a
  gold star, and a hug!
   
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Ravi Chivukula
  chivukula.ravi@ wrote:

 Dear Share - ok one last thing. It's clear at this point that you
  have nothing intelligent to contribute here on FFL. Please stop
  humiliating yourself by thinking you can contribute anything
  intelligent, stop responding to intelligent posters like Judy, Ann,
  Emily. I have been going after you for the last month and I have nothing
  sincere, intelligent back from you.

 Let's stick to your formula of phony posts - asking innocent
  questions, getting titillated by platitudes interspersed with phony
  laughter, lame jokes.

 This is your secret to success and happiness on FFL. Trust me
  this is the brilliance and the exceptional mind of Dr. Ravi Chivukula,
  Psy. D, UCLA at work here.

 You have 50 posts - here's what you should do

 1) 7 posts on your general life - personal trips, travails of
  daily life such cars stuck in snow, Fairfield weather, dome reports,
  healer, Guru visits.

 2) 3 posts on recent platitudes that you got attracted and have
  started practicing - such as CC is a stepping stone to Unity.

 3) 5 posts/questions to Uncleji Bhairitu on Ayurveda, various
  remedies for pitta, vata aggravation(derangement is not the right word -
  I used it to mock you)

 4) 5 posts/questions to John on Astrology, current transits and
  Dasha periods

 5) 5 posts expressing hysterical joy(fake orgasm) at Guru Xeno's
  descriptions of Unity

 6) 2 posts/questions to salyavin on Science

 7) 3 posts to merudanda on poetry, drama and such

 8) 5 posts to Barry on Maya, Amsterdam/Paris, admiration for his
  tantric shit in the fan technique.

 9) 5 posts/questions to various other random posters like
  Curtis/Buck/Feste

 10) 5 posts checking up on Steve - wishing him happy journey, his
  family etc

 10) 5 posts/questions to Dr. DD and others on more platitudes.

 Love,
 Ravi


 On May 17, 2013, at 11:44 AM, Ravi Chivukula chivukula.ravi@
  wrote:

  And dear Share now that you have figured out my problem I
  better come clean.
 
  I'm envious of Barry - why would I not?
 
  I live in Guttersville, Alabama, work as a grocery store clerk,
  come back to my trailer to drown my unhappiness smoking a pack of
  Basics, drinking 12 pack of Natural light, listening to Rush Limbaugh,
  cheering for Crimson Tide, pimping my girl friend and selling my food
  stamps to get high on cocaine and methamphetamine.
 
  Happy?
 
  On May 17, 2013, at 10:53 AM, Ravi Chivukula chivukula.ravi@
  wrote:
 
  Yes - of course how can one not be grumpy dear Share. You
  think the secret of happiness is posing with babies. Steve one-ups you,
  his

Re: [FairfieldLife] Re: Share's formula for happiness on FFL

2013-05-17 Thread Ravi Chivukula
Steve, Even when you joke or insult it will only stick if it has some
context, some relevance, some truth to the issue on hand i.e. aligned to
reality.

So your ludicrous, retarded jokes fall flat because you are driven by your
blind loyalty and you are totally out of tune with the context, with
reality.

How is one supposed to react with Ravi = Juicy - what relevance it had to
the context, my correspondence, behavior with Share - it's completely
irrelevant garbage, yeah I liked the pictures, the wear, the women's asses
but it just comes across as lame, pathetic and retarded Steve.

OMG - I don't know how else to get this across to you, you seriously lack
intelligence or the ability to even inculcate it, if intelligence can be
inculcated. You look like you are permanently damaged. So I can call you
retarded all day long and it will not cause many to flinch, because you
have proven time and again to be an idiot - yes it is rude to call people
who are idiots retards, but you are really a willful, stubborn one. Read
raunchy's posts - when she insults it sticks. Bob Price was another, he was
the only to make me uncomfortable.



On Fri, May 17, 2013 at 5:38 PM, seventhray27 steve.sun...@yahoo.comwrote:

 **


 party pooper!


 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Ravi Chivukula wrote:
 
  Oh boy - continue on your merry way please. Like I said you can only
 come up with some ludicrous, retarded shit that titillates you, Share and
 Barry.
 
  This is the only way you can make yourself count here on FFL. You can't
 help demonstrating the very thing I talk about. Enjoy !!!

 
 
 
  On May 17, 2013, at 5:25 PM, seventhray27 steve.sundur@... wrote:
 
   or how bout this Ravi. For the Telugu Brahman in all of us
  
  
   --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, seventhray27 wrote:
   
   
Hey Ravi, I know you like designer clothes. I think we should you
 get a
pair of sweatpants, that say Juicy on the back side. Whaddya
 think?
I think it would suit you well. I love that image!
   
   
   
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Ravi Chivukula wrote:

 Interesting - my girl friends are named Shakti, Bhakti, Kripa and
Anandi, yep they are lot of fun.

 Come on Share, enough of this phony shit - come up with something
intelligent, look at the amount of energy and intelligence I spend on
you. Show some mercy on me please. Is your sister's name Mercy?


 On May 17, 2013, at 4:45 PM, Share Long sharelong60@ wrote:

  Ravi, you ole psychic grumpy boots, you! Grace is my Mom's name.
Don't wear it out! Hope you have a good weekend. love, Share
 
 
  From: Ravi Chivukula chivukula.ravi@
  To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com
 FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com
  Sent: Friday, May 17, 2013 6:01 PM
  Subject: Re: [FairfieldLife] Re: Share's formula for happiness on
FFL
 
 
  Stop being silly Doc - the right thing for you to do here is to
 not
start an argument with me but to soothe Share with a platitude like
 
  Grace comes out of nowhere. It can happen anytime, any place.
 
  Be a man - do the right thing.
 
 
  On May 17, 2013, at 3:27 PM, doctordumbass@
no_re...@yahoogroups.com wrote:
 
 
  11) Dude, you enjoy and dwell on my platitudes (a trite,
meaningless, biased, or prosaic statement, often presented as if it
 were
significant and original), eh? Awesome.
 
  Please let me know when you have found one, and I'll give you a
gold star, and a hug!
 
  --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Ravi Chivukula
chivukula.ravi@ wrote:
  
   Dear Share - ok one last thing. It's clear at this point that
 you
have nothing intelligent to contribute here on FFL. Please stop
humiliating yourself by thinking you can contribute anything
intelligent, stop responding to intelligent posters like Judy, Ann,
Emily. I have been going after you for the last month and I have
 nothing
sincere, intelligent back from you.
  
   Let's stick to your formula of phony posts - asking innocent
questions, getting titillated by platitudes interspersed with phony
laughter, lame jokes.
  
   This is your secret to success and happiness on FFL. Trust me
this is the brilliance and the exceptional mind of Dr. Ravi
 Chivukula,
Psy. D, UCLA at work here.
  
   You have 50 posts - here's what you should do
  
   1) 7 posts on your general life - personal trips, travails of
daily life such cars stuck in snow, Fairfield weather, dome reports,
healer, Guru visits.
  
   2) 3 posts on recent platitudes that you got attracted and
 have
started practicing - such as CC is a stepping stone to Unity.
  
   3) 5 posts/questions to Uncleji Bhairitu on Ayurveda, various
remedies for pitta, vata aggravation(derangement is not the right
 word -
I used it to mock you)
  
   4) 5 posts