Re: [FairfieldLife] Woo Woo World Cup Services For Sale
That's a pretty good funny for the day. What about Peru? Would you move there? And BTW, what happens if the country you move to doesn't win? Though I take this as a joke, if a country really believed you they would most like put the five million in escrow which would only be released to you after the World Cup save some basic moving and up front expenses. What is even a bigger joke is me commenting on this since I have *zero* interest in sp orts of any kind and as I have explained in the past even come from a highly sports centric family. :-D On 06/14/2014 01:22 AM, TurquoiseBee turquoi...@yahoo.com [FairfieldLife] wrote: Many of my family's Facebook friends are commenting this morning on a trend they've noticed. During the last World Cup, we lived in Spain. Spain won. During this World Cup, we live in the Netherlands. Last night the Dutch team kicked the reigning World Champion team Spain's asses so badly they may not be able to take a painless dump for the duration of the games. The boys in blue played such awesome power football that they are now the odds-on favorites to win the World Cup this year. If this happens, I submit that the Woo Woo trend is clear. We lived in Spain...Spain won. We live in the Netherlands, the Netherlands wins. Therefore, if some decent country *really* wants to win the World Cup, I am my family would be willing to move there, just for the duration of the 2018 World Cup tournament, and use our powerful group Woo Woo to help them accomplish this goal. There will be a small fee charged, of course (five million Euros, a drop in the bucket for most national football teams), and we cannot promise to *remain* in the country any longer than the time required to win the tournament. Naturally, the country in question has to be livable. Thus the USA and any Middle Eastern countries are right out, as is China. Personally, I'd like to lend my Woo Woo to either the Bhutanese or the New Zealand teams, but we'll see who comes up with the best offer. Please note that the Woo in question is classical white magic, the result of the awesome purity and sattva of our polyamorous lifestyle. None of that black magic Woo that some nations are obviously engaging in:
Re: [FairfieldLife] Woo Woo World Cup Services For Sale
A good point about South American countries, Bhairitu. I should rule out all of them for my deal. I mean, some of the history of the World Cup so far has already been littered with corpses. Some goalie screws up and allows the winning goal to be scored against his country's team, and when he returns home he is first shunned by the public, and then assassinated and found in a ditch. It's happened quite a few times. They wouldn't really need an escrow account for my deal, just the threat of that happening to me if my Woo Woo didn't work as promised. :-) I'm not interested in the sport, per se, either. I just get off on all the nationalism and craziness surrounding the World Cup. Living in the US you really don't get much of a clue how much of an all-pervasive and all-powerful force it is in other countries. The US has never even been much of a contender -- the only time they've scored in the top four was during the first World Cup, back in 1930, and then they only ranked third. But you can be a fairly small country with good players and still have a shot at winning, so the Cup is regarded as a great status leveler, giving some of the little guys a hope. Of course, my offer is still dependent on the Dutch actually winning. That IS a strong possibility this year, especially given the playing I saw last night, but anything might still happen... From: Bhairitu noozg...@sbcglobal.net [FairfieldLife] FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com Sent: Saturday, June 14, 2014 5:58 PM Subject: Re: [FairfieldLife] Woo Woo World Cup Services For Sale That's a pretty good funny for the day. What about Peru? Would you move there? And BTW, what happens if the country you move to doesn't win? Though I take this as a joke, if a country really believed you they would most like put the five million in escrow which would only be released to you after the World Cup save some basic moving and up front expenses. What is even a bigger joke is me commenting on this since I have zero interest in sp orts of any kind and as I have explained in the past even come from a highly sports centric family. :-D On 06/14/2014 01:22 AM, TurquoiseBee turquoi...@yahoo.com [FairfieldLife] wrote: Many of my family's Facebook friends are commenting this morning on a trend they've noticed. During the last World Cup, we lived in Spain. Spain won. During this World Cup, we live in the Netherlands. Last night the Dutch team kicked the reigning World Champion team Spain's asses so badly they may not be able to take a painless dump for the duration of the games. The boys in blue played such awesome power football that they are now the odds-on favorites to win the World Cup this year. If this happens, I submit that the Woo Woo trend is clear. We lived in Spain...Spain won. We live in the Netherlands, the Netherlands wins. Therefore, if some decent country *really* wants to win the World Cup, I am my family would be willing to move there, just for the duration of the 2018 World Cup tournament, and use our powerful group Woo Woo to help them accomplish this goal. There will be a small fee charged, of course (five million Euros, a drop in the bucket for most national football teams), and we cannot promise to *remain* in the country any longer than the time required to win the tournament. Naturally, the country in question has to be livable. Thus the USA and any Middle Eastern countries are right out, as is China. Personally, I'd like to lend my Woo Woo to either the Bhutanese or the New Zealand teams, but we'll see who comes up with the best offer. Please note that the Woo in question is classical white magic, the result of the awesome purity and sattva of our polyamorous lifestyle. None of that black magic Woo that some nations are obviously engaging in:
Re: [FairfieldLife] Woo Woo World Cup Services For Sale
---In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, turquoiseb@... wrote : A good point about South American countries, Bhairitu. I should rule out all of them for my deal. I mean, some of the history of the World Cup so far has already been littered with corpses. Some goalie screws up and allows the winning goal to be scored against his country's team, and when he returns home he is first shunned by the public, and then assassinated and found in a ditch. It's happened quite a few times. They wouldn't really need an escrow account for my deal, just the threat of that happening to me if my Woo Woo didn't work as promised. :-) I'm not interested in the sport, per se, either. I just get off on all the nationalism and craziness surrounding the World Cup. Living in the US you really don't get much of a clue how much of an all-pervasive and all-powerful force it is in other countries. The US has never even been much of a contender -- the only time they've scored in the top four was during the first World Cup, back in 1930, and then they only ranked third. But you can be a fairly small country with good players and still have a shot at winning, so the Cup is regarded as a great status leveler, giving some of the little guys a hope. Of course, my offer is still dependent on the Dutch actually winning. That IS a strong possibility this year, especially given the playing I saw last night, but anything might still happen... Last night's game was the first football match I've actually enjoyed! Proper aggressive playing, impossible not to admire it. In a spirit of optimism I'm going to miss the angel train tonight and watch the England/Italy match, just got to get into the spirit by finishing this six-pack and paint a red cross on my face From: Bhairitu noozguru@... [FairfieldLife] FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com Sent: Saturday, June 14, 2014 5:58 PM Subject: Re: [FairfieldLife] Woo Woo World Cup Services For Sale That's a pretty good funny for the day. What about Peru? Would you move there? And BTW, what happens if the country you move to doesn't win? Though I take this as a joke, if a country really believed you they would most like put the five million in escrow which would only be released to you after the World Cup save some basic moving and up front expenses. What is even a bigger joke is me commenting on this since I have zero interest in sp orts of any kind and as I have explained in the past even come from a highly sports centric family. :-D On 06/14/2014 01:22 AM, TurquoiseBee turquoiseb@... mailto:turquoiseb@... [FairfieldLife] wrote: Many of my family's Facebook friends are commenting this morning on a trend they've noticed. During the last World Cup, we lived in Spain. Spain won. During this World Cup, we live in the Netherlands. Last night the Dutch team kicked the reigning World Champion team Spain's asses so badly they may not be able to take a painless dump for the duration of the games. The boys in blue played such awesome power football that they are now the odds-on favorites to win the World Cup this year. If this happens, I submit that the Woo Woo trend is clear. We lived in Spain...Spain won. We live in the Netherlands, the Netherlands wins. Therefore, if some decent country *really* wants to win the World Cup, I am my family would be willing to move there, just for the duration of the 2018 World Cup tournament, and use our powerful group Woo Woo to help them accomplish this goal. There will be a small fee charged, of course (five million Euros, a drop in the bucket for most national football teams), and we cannot promise to *remain* in the country any longer than the time required to win the tournament. Naturally, the country in question has to be livable. Thus the USA and any Middle Eastern countries are right out, as is China. Personally, I'd like to lend my Woo Woo to either the Bhutanese or the New Zealand teams, but we'll see who comes up with the best offer. Please note that the Woo in question is classical white magic, the result of the awesome purity and sattva of our polyamorous lifestyle. None of that black magic Woo that some nations are obviously engaging in:
Re: [FairfieldLife] Woo Woo World Cup Services For Sale
God Almighty, I had forgotten the angel train! From: salyavin808 no_re...@yahoogroups.com To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com Sent: Saturday, June 14, 2014 2:45 PM Subject: Re: [FairfieldLife] Woo Woo World Cup Services For Sale ---In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, turquoiseb@... wrote : A good point about South American countries, Bhairitu. I should rule out all of them for my deal. I mean, some of the history of the World Cup so far has already been littered with corpses. Some goalie screws up and allows the winning goal to be scored against his country's team, and when he returns home he is first shunned by the public, and then assassinated and found in a ditch. It's happened quite a few times. They wouldn't really need an escrow account for my deal, just the threat of that happening to me if my Woo Woo didn't work as promised. :-) I'm not interested in the sport, per se, either. I just get off on all the nationalism and craziness surrounding the World Cup. Living in the US you really don't get much of a clue how much of an all-pervasive and all-powerful force it is in other countries. The US has never even been much of a contender -- the only time they've scored in the top four was during the first World Cup, back in 1930, and then they only ranked third. But you can be a fairly small country with good players and still have a shot at winning, so the Cup is regarded as a great status leveler, giving some of the little guys a hope. Of course, my offer is still dependent on the Dutch actually winning. That IS a strong possibility this year, especially given the playing I saw last night, but anything might still happen... Last night's game was the first football match I've actually enjoyed! Proper aggressive playing, impossible not to admire it. In a spirit of optimism I'm going to miss the angel train tonight and watch the England/Italy match, just got to get into the spirit by finishing this six-pack and paint a red cross on my face From: Bhairitu noozguru@... [FairfieldLife] FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com Sent: Saturday, June 14, 2014 5:58 PM Subject: Re: [FairfieldLife] Woo Woo World Cup Services For Sale That's a pretty good funny for the day. What about Peru? Would you move there? And BTW, what happens if the country you move to doesn't win? Though I take this as a joke, if a country really believed you they would most like put the five million in escrow which would only be released to you after the World Cup save some basic moving and up front expenses. What is even a bigger joke is me commenting on this since I have zero interest in sp orts of any kind and as I have explained in the past even come from a highly sports centric family. :-D On 06/14/2014 01:22 AM, TurquoiseBee turquoiseb@... [FairfieldLife] wrote: Many of my family's Facebook friends are commenting this morning on a trend they've noticed. During the last World Cup, we lived in Spain. Spain won. During this World Cup, we live in the Netherlands. Last night the Dutch team kicked the reigning World Champion team Spain's asses so badly they may not be able to take a painless dump for the duration of the games. The boys in blue played such awesome power football that they are now the odds-on favorites to win the World Cup this year. If this happens, I submit that the Woo Woo trend is clear. We lived in Spain...Spain won. We live in the Netherlands, the Netherlands wins. Therefore, if some decent country *really* wants to win the World Cup, I am my family would be willing to move there, just for the duration of the 2018 World Cup tournament, and use our powerful group Woo Woo to help them accomplish this goal. There will be a small fee charged, of course (five million Euros, a drop in the bucket for most national football teams), and we cannot promise to *remain* in the country any longer than the time required to win the tournament. Naturally, the country in question has to be livable. Thus the USA and any Middle Eastern countries are right out, as is China. Personally, I'd like to lend my Woo Woo to either the Bhutanese or the New Zealand teams, but we'll see who comes up with the best offer. Please note that the Woo in question is classical white magic, the result of the awesome purity and sattva of our polyamorous lifestyle. None of that black magic Woo that some nations are obviously engaging in:
