In a message dated 6/5/2006 8:22:37 AM Pacific Daylight Time, Tator Bunz writes:
This is a story about a couple who had been happily married for years. > The only friction in their marriage was the husband's habit of farting > loudly every morning when he awoke.>> The noise would wake his wife and the smell would make her eyes water > and make her gasp for air.>> Every morning she would plead with him to stop ripping them off because > it was making her sick. He told her he couldn't stop it and that it was > perfectly natural. She told him to see a doctor, she was concerned that > one day he would blow his guts out.>> The years went by and he continued to rip massive morning farts.> Then one Thanksgiving morning as she was preparing the turkey for > dinner and he was upstairs sound asleep, she looked at the bowl where she > had put the turkey innards and neck, gizzard, liver and all the spare > parts and a malicious thought came to her.>> She took the bowl and went upstairs where her husband was sound asleep > and, gently pulling back the bed covers, she pulled back the elastic > waistband of his underpants and emptied the bowl of turkey guts into his > shorts.>> Some time later she heard her husband waken with his usual trumpeting > which was followed by a blood curdling scream and the sound of frantic > footsteps as he ran into the bathroom. The wife could hardly control > herself as she rolled on the floor laughing, tears in her eyes! After > years of torture she reckoned she had got him back pretty good.>> About twenty minutes later, her husband came downstairs in his > bloodstained underpants with a look of horror on his face. She bit her lip > as she asked him what was the matter.>> He said, "Honey, you were right."! "All these years you have warned me > and I didn't listen to you.">> "What do you mean?" asked his wife. "Well, you always told me that one > day I would end up farting my guts out, and today it finally happened.>> But by the grace of God, some Vaseline and two fingers, I think I got > most of them back in."
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