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KE AKAUN ANDA!! 
 
Sebelum saya jelaskan adalah lebih baik anda daftar dulu baru senang faham 
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BSN
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HSBC
Maybank --- Bank Kesukaan Saya
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yang kita perlu KLIK setiap hari (jumlah sponsor akan bertambah dari masa ke 
semasa). Setakat ini CASH88 telah mendapat sponsor dari semua  akhbar tempatan, 
MAS, Air Asia, Semua bank yang tersenarai di atas, Yahoo, Google, MSN, dan 
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anda BACA ataupun tidak) akan diberi 20 point. Satu iklan anda hanya boleh KLIK 
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akan terkenal secara tidak langsung Mereka memilih CASH88 untuk pengiklanan 
mereka kerana papan iklan kami murah (sila rujuk laman web utk harga satu ruang 
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sekali kerana POINT yang anda dapat setiap kali anda KLIK iklan hanya boleh 
ditunaikan kepada RM bila ada 10 orang join dengan anda.. 

SAYA dah 3 minggu KLIK, tak dapat duit pun?

POINT anda hanya akan dipaparkan di laman web anda itu dalam bentuk RM setelah 
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setelah tuntutan dibuat, anda akan dapat duit tu terus ke akaun bank yang anda 
isikan dalam borang daftar.. Dan sebagai mana yang saya nyatakan di atas, anda 
mesti daftarkan sekurang-kurangnya 10 orang dibawah anda.. 


 
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[Gadis-Melayu] Fw: Produk Ustazah Siti Nor Bahyah: Qaseh Adinda Qaseh Kekanda

2008-01-06 Terurut Topik rusho Md zIn
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To: Azri Aziz [EMAIL PROTECTED]
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Subject: Fw: Produk Ustazah Siti Nor Bahyah: Qaseh Adinda  Qaseh Kekanda


Salamun'alaik...

Salam serta selawat ke atas Rasulullah Sallallahu 'Alaihi Wasallam, ahli 
keluarga baginda serta salam kepada para sahabat yang berjuang menegakkan Islam 
di muka bumi ini. 
 
Program Memartabatkan Amalan Makanan Sunnah
Mohon tolong sebarkan kepada umat Islam yang lainnya.. Semoga usaha kalian 
diberkati dan dirahmati Allah swt.. Semoga setiap amalan memakan makanan sunnah 
dari sebaran mesej ini saham kalian juga tercatit atasnya.. Jazakallahu khairan 
kathira..
 

Al Ustazah Siti Nor Bahyah Mahamood bersama suami tercinta Al Ustaz Wan Akashah 
Wan Abd Hamid - Duta Kehormat Ana
GABUNGAN MAKANAN SUNNAH  HERBA TERBAIK DARI SERATA DUNIA..!!
MADU, AIR ZAM-ZAM, KURMA, TIIN, ZAITUN, HABBATUS SAUDA’, ZA’FFRAN, GINKGO  
BANYAK LAGI..!!
Qaseh merupakan gabungan makanan sunnah seperti Madu, Air Zam-Zam, Kurma, Tiin, 
Zaitun, Habbatus Sauda' dan lain-lain herba antarabangsa seperti Zaffran, 
Gingko Biloba juga herba tempatan untuk Muslimin (Kekanda) dan Muslimat 
(Adinda). 
 
PERCUMA!! Penanda Buku Ustaz Wan Akashah atau Ustazah Siti Nor Bahyah  Buku 
Qaseh Dengan Setiap Pembelian Qaseh Kekanda atau Qaseh Adinda.*Sementara Stok 
Masih Ada*
Pengakuan Dari Sudut Hati Seorang Ibu : 

Pn. Aqibah, Kajang, Selangor.
Produk Pilihan : Qaseh Adinda
MASALAH: Komplikasi Jantung Yang Serius Semasa Hamil
Semasa pemeriksaan kandungan anak yang ke-tiga pada 15/05/2007, saya disahkan 
oleh doktor saya menghadapi masalah jantung. Ini membuktikan bahawa saya tidak 
mampu bersalin secara normal kerana ia akan membebankan jantung secara maksima 
dan boleh memudaratkan keadaan saya dan bayi dalam kandungan. Pada tarikh 
23/05/2007 sekali lagi saya membuat pemeriksaan dan jawapannya adalah sama...
 
Justeru saya terpaksa akur dengan suratan takdir kerana keputusannya adalah 
sama. Walau apapun saya hanya merayu kepada Allah Subhanahu Wata'ala apabila 
disahkan saya perlu berjumpa dengan doktor pakar. Dalam menyerah diri di 
samping doa dan linangan air mata, saya perlu berikhtiar usaha dengan cara yang 
lebih relevan kerana masalah yang sama sudah lama dihadapi oleh keluarga saya 
terutama orang tua saya (ayah) yang perlu berulang alik ke hospital. Sehubungan 
dengan itu, suami saya memperkenalkan produk Ana yakni Qaseh Adinda kepada saya.
 
Atas nasihatnya saya mengamalkan produk ini 3 sudu malam dan pagi. 
Alhamdulillah, syukur yang tak terhingga kerana pada tarikh 28/06/2007, doktor 
mengesahkan masalah jantung saya sudah pulih.. Di kesempatan yang ada ini, saya 
turut melakarkan ucapan terima kasih yang tidak terhingga kerana berjaya 
membekalkan produk ajaib ini. ‘Wang boleh dicari, kesihatan yang hilang sukar 
dicari ganti’ kecuali memeliharanya dengan pemakanan kesihatan tulen. *TAHNIAH 
dari kami jemaah Ana kepada Puan Aqibah kerana beliau selamat melahirkan secara 
normal bayinya yang sihat ( Tanpa pembedahan! ) pada 27hb Ogos 2007 yang lalu..*

Ibadah Senang, Tubuh Sejahtera..

En. Razali, Kajang, Selangor.
Produk Pilihan : Qaseh Kekanda
MASALAH: Ghout  Arthritis
Saya diserang Ghout dan Arthritis sejak 2005. Sejak itu saya sering mandapatkan 
ubat tahan sakit atas nasihat doktor. Namun serangan yang kronik pada bulan Mei 
2007 mengakibatkan saya menggunakan tongkat dan tidak mampu berjalan serta 
tidak mampu mendirikan solat seperti biasa. Saya juga tidak bermaya.
 
Namun, pada Ogos 2007 setelah seminggu menggunakan Qaseh Kekanda, saya kini 
mampu berdiri dan berjalan tanpa bantuan tongkat, solat seperti biasa dan lebih 
bertenaga dari sebelum ini. Alhamdulillah..
 
Dan banyak lagi pengakuan pengguna Qaseh..
 
Antaranya pengguna Qaseh yang kini bebas dari masalah kesihatan berikut:
Diebetes (Kencing Manis), Lemah Jantung, Jantung Berlubang, Parkinson, Darah 
Tinggi, Hepatitis, Batu Karang, Resdung Kronik, Masalah Buah Pinggang, Masalah 
Zuriat, Lemah Ingatan, Nanyuk, Angin Pasang, Strok, Lumpuh, Ketagihan Merokok 
Yang Kronik, Haid Tidak Teratur, Senggugut, Gastrik, Ghout, Arthritis, 
Sembelit, Kesan Sampingan akibat rawatan kemoteraphy, Angin Dalam Badan, Berat 
Badan Tak Terkawal (Obesiti), Jangkitan Kuman Pada Paru-Paru, Barah Usus, 
Buasir, Masalah Tonsil, Asma, Migrain, Lemah Tenaga, Masalah Panas Baran dan 
banyak lagi..
 
Jika anda menghadapi masalah kesihatan antara seperti di atas atau yang lain, 
anda dinasihatkan mengamalkan Qaseh sebagai Pilihan UTAMA.
 
  
Pesan daripada:
Al Ustazah Siti Nor Bahyah Mahamood bersama suami tercinta Al Ustaz Wan Akashah 
Wan Abd Hamid - Duta Kehormat Ana
Bagi Anda Yang Cintakan Dunia Dakwah  Perniagaan Muslim, Kami Menjemput Anda 
Bersama Kami..
 
BERSAMA MEMARTABATKAN AMALAN PEMAKANAN SUNNAH
Jus Qasèh Kekanda dan Qaseh Adinda ini juga disediakan oleh 

[Gadis-Melayu] Fw: [assunta1980] BE AWARE - Restaurant Steamed food

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- Mesej Dikirim Lanjut 
Daripada: Siti Noor Hafiezah Zainuddin [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Dihantar: Rabu, 14 November, 2007 9:02:24
Subjek: FW: [assunta1980] BE AWARE - Restaurant Steamed food


 
 
Siti Noor Hafiezah Binti Zainuddin
Assistant Manager
CEO's Office
Strategic Planning  Business Support
TM Payphone Sdn Bhd
HQ
Menara PKNS, PJ
Tel No : 03-79688020 / 03-79688012/013-6775453



From: Roselina Hassan 
Sent: Tuesday, November 13, 2007 12:12 PM
To: Nurul'ain Hamzah; Nina Fahita Mahbob; Noraine Ahmad; Norzila Mat Yaman; Nor 
Sham Ahmad; Mazlin Hj Shariff; Mohamad Shawal Sulaiman ; Marziati Mohamad; 
[EMAIL PROTECTED]; Juhaida Yaacob; Jamiah Othman; Faridah Ahmad; Farizza 
Shaharudin; Shariza Abd Rahman; Syanor Liza Shaharom; Salina Saad; Siti Noor 
Hafiezah Zainuddin; Siti Mariam Mohd Mokhtar; [EMAIL PROTECTED]; Azman Othman; 
Abdul Hamid Abd Mutalib; Afis-Afizan Sulaiman; Wan Norlida Wan Hamzah; [EMAIL 
PROTECTED]; Raja Harun @ Hanifiah Hussin; Rohaya Md Jaafar; Ruhanah Abdullah; 
Ramli Othman (Payphone S'gor); Zawiah Othman; Zarina Mohamad; Zakiah Daud; 
Zolkafly Md Isa
Subject: FW: [assunta1980] BE AWARE - Restaurant Steamed food
 
 
 



From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of Francine Yeong
Sent: Saturday, November 10, 2007 1:57 PM
To: Assunta1980; HuatBeng Saw; ChongGin Engu; Kamrul Hussin; Susan Sarah John; 
Nadia Widyawati Madzhi; Juliana Mohamed; Ann Salina Peter; Shahanum Mohd Shah; 
YeeTing Wong; Zahrein
Subject: [assunta1980] BE AWARE - Restaurant Steamed food
 

 
 

 
 

 
MY GOSH, I ATE IN A RESTAURANT IN PARAMOUNT GARDENS , PJ RECENTLY AND THEY USE 
THE SAME METHOD TO KEEP THE FISH HOT. 

Believe it or not 
Be careful when you eat steam fish at the restaurants 

Dear friends, 

Just want to share a little bit of the sad story of my uncle in Kuantan that 
happened in the Lemon Grass Thai Cuisine, next to the Grand City Hotel at Jalan 
Beserah, Kuantan, last Monday night at 8pm . 

My uncle was having dinner with 2 of his friends, they ordered the steam fish 
and the waiter/waitress put some liquid gel (not candles) underneath the fish 
for heat up.  This thing suddenly exploded and caused my uncle to be injured in 
 his ear, face, arm, and thank God that he was wearing glasses (or else he 
would have been blinded).  The restaurant manager was not responsible enough 
even to  visit my uncle since this accident happened. We'll have to try to find 
ways to help my Uncle to claim some compensation as he might not be able to 
work for at least 6 months.   
I'm not trying to condemn the restaurant but just want you all to be extra 
careful next time when ordering - steamed food - safer that they take away the 
fire below. 

Regards, 
Katherine 

 
 

 

 
 




 
 


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Date: 5 Nov 2007 19:47
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Be careful when having such dishes.
 
Cheng

 



 
MY GOSH, I ATE IN A RESTAURANT IN PARAMOUNT GARDENS, PJ RECENTLY AND THEY USE 
THE SAME METHOD TO KEEP THE FISH HOT. 

Believe it or not 
Be careful when you eat steam fish at the restaurants 

Dear friends, 

Just want to share a little bit of the sad story of my uncle in 
Kuantan that happened in the Lemon Grass Thai Cuisine, next to the Grand City 
Hotel at Jalan Beserah, Kuantan, last Monday 

[Gadis-Melayu] Fw: [assunta1980] Fw: URGENT!!

2008-01-06 Terurut Topik rusho Md zIn
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- Mesej Dikirim Lanjut 
Daripada: Siti Noor Hafiezah Zainuddin [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Dihantar: Rabu, 14 November, 2007 9:02:51
Subjek: FW: [assunta1980] Fw: URGENT!!


 
 
Siti Noor Hafiezah Binti Zainuddin
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CEO's Office
Strategic Planning  Business Support
TM Payphone Sdn Bhd
HQ
Menara PKNS, PJ
Tel No : 03-79688020 / 03-79688012/013-6775453



From: Roselina Hassan 
Sent: Tuesday, November 13, 2007 12:14 PM
To: Nurul'ain Hamzah; Nina Fahita Mahbob; Noraine Ahmad; Norzila Mat Yaman; Nor 
Sham Ahmad; Mazlin Hj Shariff; Mohamad Shawal Sulaiman ; Marziati Mohamad; 
[EMAIL PROTECTED]; Juhaida Yaacob; Jamiah Othman; Faridah Ahmad; Farizza 
Shaharudin; Shariza Abd Rahman; Syanor Liza Shaharom; Salina Saad; Siti Noor 
Hafiezah Zainuddin; Siti Mariam Mohd Mokhtar; [EMAIL PROTECTED]; Azman Othman; 
Abdul Hamid Abd Mutalib; Afis-Afizan Sulaiman; Zawiah Othman; Zarina Mohamad; 
Zakiah Daud; Zolkafly Md Isa; Wan Norlida Wan Hamzah; [EMAIL PROTECTED]; Raja 
Harun @ Hanifiah Hussin; Rohaya Md Jaafar; Ruhanah Abdullah; Ramli Othman 
(Payphone S'gor)
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From: ROSELINA HASSAN [mailto: [EMAIL PROTECTED] ] 
Sent: Tuesday, November 13, 2007 9:44 AM
To: Roselina Hassan
Subject: Fwd: [assunta1980] Fw: URGENT!!
 


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[Gadis-Melayu] Fw: [assunta1980] How To Poison Your Mother-in-Law

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From: ROSELINA HASSAN [mailto: [EMAIL PROTECTED] ] 
Sent: Tuesday, November 13, 2007 10:07 AM
To: Roselina Hassan
Subject: Fwd: [assunta1980] How To Poison Your Mother-in-Law
 


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Date: Tue, 13 Nov 2007 08:43:41 +0800
Subject: [assunta1980] How To Poison Your Mother-in-Law



A long time ago in China , a girl named Li-Li got  married and went to live 
with her husband and mother-in-law. In a very short  time, Li-Li found that she 
couldn't get along with her mother-in-law at  all. 

Their personalities were very different, and Li-Li was  angered by many of her 
mother-in-law' s habits. In addition, she criticized  Li-Li constantly. 

Days passed, and weeks passed. Li-Li and her  mother-in-law never stopped 
arguing and fighting. But what made the situation  even worse was that, 
according to ancient Chinese tradition, Li-Li had to bow  to her mother-in-law 
and obey her every wish. All the anger and unhappiness in  the house was 
causing Li-Li's poor husband great  distress. 

Finally, Li-Li could not stand her mother-in-law' s  bad temper and 
dictatorship any longer, and she decided to do something about  it. Li-Li went 
to see her father's good friend, Mr Huang, who sold herbs. She  told him the 
situation and asked if he would give her some poison 
So that  she could solve the problem once and for all. 

Mr Huang thought for awhile, and finally said, Li-Li,  I will help you solve 
your problem, but you must listen to me and obey what I  tell you. 

Li-Li said, Yes, Mr Huang, I will do whatever you  tell me to do. 

Mr. Huang went into the back room, and returned in a  few minutes with a 
package of herbs. 

He told Li-Li, You can't use a quick-acting poison to  get rid of your 
mother-in-law, because that would cause people to become  suspicious. 
Therefore, I have given you a number of herbs that will slowly  build up poison 
in her body. Every other day prepare some delicious meal and  put a little of 
these herbs in her serving. Now, in order to make sure that  nobody suspects 
you when she dies, you must be very careful to act very  friendly towards her. 
Don't argue with her, obey her every wish, and treat her  like a queen. 

Li-Li was so happy. She thanked Mr Huang and hurried  home to start her plot of 
murdering her mother-in-law.   

Weeks went by, and months went by, and every other  day, Li-Li served the 
specially treated food to her mother-in-law. She  remembered what Mr Huang had 
said about avoiding suspicion, so she controlled  her temper, obeyed her 
mother-in-law, and treated her like her own  mother. 

After six months had passed, the whole household  had changed. Li-Li had 
practised controlling her temper so much that she found  that she almost never 
got mad or upset. She hadn't had an argument with her  mother-in-law in six 
months because she now seemed much kinder and easier to  get along with. 

The mother-in-law' s attitude toward Li-Li changed,  and she began to love 
Li-Li like her own daughter. She kept telling friends  and relatives that Li-Li 
was the best daughter-in- law one could ever  find. 

Li-Li and her mother-in-law were now 

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From: Roselina Hassan 
Sent: Tuesday, November 13, 2007 3:14 PM
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Mohamad; [EMAIL PROTECTED]; Juhaida Yaacob; Jamiah Othman; Hafidza Momin; 
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From: Kudin,Amran,PETALING JAYA,Accounting  Consolidation 
Sent: Friday, September 21, 2007 8:23 AM
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Masa berlalu dengan cepat meninggalkan kita. 40 atau 50 tahun yang lalu kita 
seorang bayi yang tidak tahu apa-apa kecuali tangisan. 15 atau 20 tahun selepas 
itu kita serong remaja yang mempunyai ramai kenalan dan sahabat handai. 
Kemudian kita menjadi dewasa menempuh banyak pengalaman pahit manis. Dan 
akhirnya kita menjadi seorang tua yang sudah lemah anggota dan tidak setampan 
atau secantik dulu. Ketika itu orang ramai sudah menjauhkan diri dari kita, 
bahkan anak-anak kadangkala tidak suka bergaul atau melayan kita seperti biasa. 

Inilah hakikat hidup yang dikatakan tipu daya. Tidak ada yang kekal. Paras yang 
handsome tak kekal lama, akhirnya berkedut. Gigi yang penuh dan putih berseri 
lama-kelamaan mula rapuh dan rongak, rambut hitam yang segar kini menjadi putih 
dan lesu, deria telinga yang tajam mula berkurangan. Begitu juga tubuh yang 
tampan dah mula lemah dan berpenyakit. Ingatlah amaran Allah telah tiba - 
bahawa dunia akan meninggalkan kita dan kita sedang menuju alam lain iaitu alam 
kubur (barzakh) dan kemudian ke alam akhirat yang abadi. Di alam inilah kita 
akan hidup selama-lamanya. Kita akan tinggal di syurga atau neraka, bergantung 
kepada amalan semasa hidup di dunia. 

Allah bersifat dengan Rahman (Pengasih kepada semua) dan Rahim (Penyayang 
khusus kepada orang mukmin). Semasa peringkat bayi, Allah tugaskan kepada ibu 
bapa untuk menjaga dan membesarkan kita. Mereka mengasuh dan mendidik serta 
mentarbiah dengan akhlak dan agama. Semasa remaja, kita beramal dengan ilmu 
yang kita perolehi melalui usaha mereka dan juga masyarakat keliling. Ketika 
dewasa, kita pula menjadi pembimbing kepada anak cucu serta orang-orang lain. 
Ibarat pokok asalnya benih disirami air, kemudian membesar mengeluarkan bunga 
dan akhirnya mengeluarkan buah untuk dimakan oleh manusia dan haiwan. 

Tetapi apabila kita sudah tua dan tidak bermaya lagi, kita tidak begitu 
diperlukan. Kita mula disisih dari orangramai. Pergerakan kita terhad. Minda 
kita mula merosot. Ingatan sudah tidak begitu kuat. Kesihatan kita makin 
terjejas. Apakah ini menjadi tanda bahawa Allah sudah tidak menyayangi kita 
lagi? Tidak sekali-kali! Malahan kesayangan Allah tetap sama. Apabila Allah 
renggangkan manusia daripada kita, itu bermakna Allah hendakkan kita 
mendampingi diriNya. Supaya hati kita bertambah tertambat dan lebih bertawakkal 
kepadaNya saja. Penyerahan diri hanya kepada Allah apabila manusia sudah mula 
renggang dari kita. Masa tua kita banyak menyendiri dan tidak disibukkan dengan 
pelbagai urusan dunia. Jadi amatlah sesuai untuk kita melipatgandakan amalan 
sambil bertafakkur, berzikir dan muhasabah diri tentang amalan yang kita buat 
selama ini. Kita punya masa yang banyak untuk koreksi diri dan bertaubat. 

[Gadis-Melayu] Fw: [assunta1980] Hotel B/Fast (hc) Be aware! (MUST READ)

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From: Roselina Hassan 
Sent: Tuesday, November 13, 2007 3:16 PM
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From: ROSELINA HASSAN [mailto: [EMAIL PROTECTED] ] 
Sent: Tuesday, November 13, 2007 11:39 AM
To: Roselina Hassan
Subject: Fwd: [assunta1980] Hotel B/Fast (hc) Be aware! (MUST READ)
 


[EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: 
From: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Date: Mon, 5 Nov 2007 16:20:55 +0800
Subject: [assunta1980] Hotel B/Fast (hc) Be aware! (MUST READ)



Ladies, u must read this for safety
 precautions when staying in a
hotel. Please keep in mind when you are
 travelling alone and forward
to female friends and colleagues who may
 travel alone. To the guys,
share this with your sisters and all those
 women you know.
   
   
   
I've always used the menu which hang outside
 your doorknob to order
breakfast when on business trips.
   
I was recently staying at a well-known hotel
 and I ordered room
service for the next day on the flyer-like
 thing that you stick
outside your door. On this order form, one
 writes her name, how many
persons will be eating, your room number, time
 of delivery and etc. I
hung it on the outside of my door for
 collection - it was a mistake! I
had given someone all the ammunition that he
 would need.
   
That someone went to my door-tag got my name
 and room number. And then
told the front desk that he was my husband
 (remember my tag showed 1
female name) and that he needed a new key. The
 clerk WITHOUT ASKING
FOR ID OR CALLING MY ROOM GAVE HIM MY ROOM
 KEY! At 2 a.m . I was
awakened by my door opening (luckily I had put
 the security bar
across) with a man's hand trying to figure out
 how to get the bar
undone. I started yelling at him and told him
 that I was on the phone
with the police. He shut the door and left. I
 called down to the lobby
and spoke with the Front Desk - I wanted to
 alert Security about the
incident. The hotel staff person said and I
 quote, 'Oops, sorry about
that' then hung up.
   
Well, let's just say that I was both terrified
 and angry the rest of
the night. Next morning, I spoke with a Hotel
 Manager whose eyes
almost popped out
of his head when he learned that his clerk had
 given an unidentified
stranger a key to my room.
   
Am I glad that I am typing this to all of you
 with my 2 year old kid
on my lap. I don't want to think of what might
 have happened if the
safety
chain/bar had not been secured. Please forward
 this to your female
family members  friends. Better be safe than
 sorry.
   
   
 
 
  



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From: Roselina Hassan 
Sent: Tuesday, November 13, 2007 3:22 PM
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Norzila Mat Yaman; Mazlin Hj Shariff; Mohamad Shawal Sulaiman ; Marziati 
Mohamad; [EMAIL PROTECTED]; Juhaida Yaacob; Faridah Ahmad; Farizza Shaharudin; 
Shariza Abd Rahman; Syanor Liza Shaharom; Siti Noor Hafiezah Zainuddin; Siti 
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From: ROSELINA HASSAN [mailto: [EMAIL PROTECTED] ] 
Sent: Tuesday, November 13, 2007 11:27 AM
To: Roselina Hassan
Subject: Fwd: [assunta1980] Re: : Just for laugh
 


Soo Valarie [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: 
To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
From: Soo Valarie [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Date: Tue, 6 Nov 2007 18:08:26 -0800 (PST)
Subject: [assunta1980] Re: : Just for laugh


 
 
 
Just for a laugh to make your day    :))
 
 
Teacher: History is a very interesting subject. It tells you about what 
had
happened in the past.
Student: Please teacher, I don't think I want to study history. 
Teacher: Why?
Student: There is no future in it.
 
. 
 
Teacher: Ted, if your father has $10 and you ask him for $6, how much would
your father still have?
Ted: $10.
Teacher: You don't know maths. 
Ted: You don't know my father!
 
. ...
 
Mother: David, come here.
David: Yes, mum?
Mother: You really disappoint me. Your results are getting worse.
David:  But I will only get my report book tomorrow. 
Mother: I know that. But I am going to Hong Kong tomorrow, so I am scolding
you now.
 
. ...
 
Father: Why did you fail your mathematics test?
Son: On Monday, teacher said 3+5=8
Father : So? 
Son: On Tuesday, she said 4+4=8 And on Wednesday, she said 6+2=8. If she
can't make up her mind, how do I know the right answer?
 
. . .
 
 
A mother and son were doing dishes while the father and daughter were 
watching TV in the living room. Suddenly, there was a loud crash of
breaking plates, then complete silence. The daughter turned to look at 
her
father.
Daughter: It's mummy!
Father: How do you know?
Daughter: She didn't say anything.
 

 
Man: How old is your father?
Boy: As old as me
Man: How can that be?
Boy: He became a father only when I was born
 
 
---
 
Waiter: I've stewed liver, boiled tongue and frog's leg. 
Customer: Don't tell me your problems. Give me the menu card.
 

 
Teacher: Simon, your composition on My Dog is exactly the same 
as your
brother's. Did u copy his?
Simon: No, teacher, it's the same dog! 
 
 -
 
Father: Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you anything!
Son: That's why I say she's no good!
 
 
 --
 
Teacher: Where were u born? 
Student:  Singapore , Sir.
Teacher: Which part?
Student: All of me, Sir.
 -
 
A teacher was asking her class: What is the difference between 'unlawful' 
and 'illegal'? Only one hand shot up. Ok, answer, Joan 
said the teacher.
'unlawful' is when u do something the law doesn't allow and 'illegal' 
is a
sick eagle. 
 
 - - - - ---
 
Teacher: How come you do not comb your hair?
Ah Kow: No comb, Sir.
Teacher: Use your dad's then.
Ah Kow: No hair, Sir. 
 - - - - 
 
A boy came home from school with his exam results.
What did u get? asked his father.
My marks are under water, said the boy.
What do u mean 'under water'?
They are all below 'C' level
 
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