[Gadis-Melayu] ( READ N FORWARD ) SCIENCE EXAM
http://funlok.com/ [image: Bookmark and Share]http://www.addthis.com/bookmark.php?pub=kapsonurl=http%3A%2F%2Ffunlok.comtitle= SCIENCE EXAM Love Humor Jokes? Click here to Join Group...http://groups.yahoo.com/group/funlok/join/ If you need a good laugh, try reading through these children's science exam answers. Some of them are hysterical. Q: Name the four seasons. A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar. Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink. A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists. Q: How is dew formed? A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire. Q: How can you delay milk turning sour? (brilliant, love this!) A: Keep it in the cow. Q: What causes the tides in the oceans? A: The tides are a fight between the Earth and the Moon. All water tends to flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon, and nature hates a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in this fight. Q: What are steroids? A: Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs. Q: What happens to your body as you age? A: When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental. Q: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty? A: He says good-bye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery. Q: Name a major disease associated with cigarettes. A: Premature death. Q: How are the main parts of the body categorized? ( e.g., abdomen) A: The body is consisted into three parts -- the brainium, the borax and the abdominal cavity. The brainium contains the brain; the borax contains the heart and lungs, and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels A, E, I, O, and U. Q: What is the fibula? A: A small lie. Q: What does 'varicose' mean? (I do love this one...) A: Nearby. Q: Give the meaning of the term 'Caesarian Section.' A: The Caesarian Section is a district in Rome Q: What does the word 'benign' mean?' A: Benign is what you will be after http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/science-exam.htmlyou be eight. More Jokes Humor for U !-) ( click on the links below ) | Marvel that is an Engineer - The Greathttp://funlok.com/index.php/humor/marvel-that-is-an-engineer-the-great.html | Rajnikanth factshttp://funlok.com/index.php/humor/rajnikanth-facts.html | Exam Special http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/exam-special.html | | The Resignation Letterhttp://funlok.com/index.php/humor/the-resignation-letter.html | Honest HR Question - Answershttp://funlok.com/index.php/humor/honest-hr-question-answers.html | Survey on LIPSTICKhttp://funlok.com/index.php/humor/survey-on-lipstick.html | .. Love More Cool Mails? Must Join Group ! http://groups.yahoo.com/group/funlok/join/ Forward this mail to Your Friends If You Liked... ! [Non-text portions of this message have been removed]
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[Gadis-Melayu] ( FUNNY JOKES ) The Boss
*The Boss* *Collection of funny jokes?* Click here to join grouphttp://groups.yahoo.com/group/funlok/join? A junior manager, a senior manager and their boss are on their way to a meeting. On their way through a park, they come across a wonder lamp. They rub the lamp and a ghost appears. The ghost says: Normally, one is granted three wishes but as you are three, I will allow one wish each So the eager senior manager shouted, I want the first wish. I want to be in the Bahamas, on a fast boat and have no worries. Pfuf and he was gone. Now the junior manager could not keep quiet and shouted I want to be in Florida with beautiful girls, plenty of food and cocktails.Pfuf and he was also gone. The boss calmly said, I want these two idiots back right now . Pfu .:p Lesson :- ALWAYS ALLOW THE BOSSES TO SPEAK http://funlok.com/index.php/jokes/the-boss.htmlFIRST Here are More Good jokes for You. Click on the Links Below... ( MUST READ ) (1)Horsback riding http://funlok.com/index.php/jokes/horsback-riding.html(2)The Boss http://funlok.com/index.php/jokes/the-boss.html(3)Do something nice http://funlok.com/index.php/jokes/do-something-nice.html(4)Same service... http://funlok.com/index.php/jokes/same-service.html(5)Handsome American http://funlok.com/index.php/jokes/handsome-american.html http://funlok.com/index.php/jokes/james-bond-in-heaven.html * ** http://groups.yahoo.com/group/funlok/join? ** http://groups.yahoo.com/group/funlok/join? http://groups.yahoo.com/group/funlok/join? [Non-text portions of this message have been removed] Radio Puisi Pesisir http://www.pesisir.netYahoo! Groups Links * To visit your group on the web, go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Gadis-Melayu/ * Your email settings: Individual Email | Traditional * To change settings online go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Gadis-Melayu/join (Yahoo! ID required) * To change settings via email: mailto:gadis-melayu-dig...@yahoogroups.com mailto:gadis-melayu-fullfeatu...@yahoogroups.com * To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to: gadis-melayu-unsubscr...@yahoogroups.com * Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to: http://docs.yahoo.com/info/terms/
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