Re: [Audyssey] Kitchen Sink game

2011-04-03 Thread Jim Kitchen

Hi Ken,

Wow! I'm glad that was only a game.  Maintenance would have a fit fixing up my 
apartment. grin

BFN

Jim

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Re: [Audyssey] Kitchen Sink game

2011-04-02 Thread Shane Lowe

Well I must admit we were board so we did all that.
What else were we supposed to do? do what you said and clean it.
Yeah right.

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Hey Jim,
Should have told us that before I released the game.  Now, some 
destructive punks have gotten hold of it, and have squirted your burners 
full of hot water, and also blown up the microwave oven by putting a large 
metal pan inside it and turning it on.  They blew up the toaster, spraying 
it and watching the sparks fly as its lever was pressed down.  Oh yeah, 
and they also put a set of glasses in your garbage disposal and turned it 
on, delighting in the loud crunching grinding noise.  Feeling still bored, 
they filled your blender with eggs and turned it on puree.  Then they 
dumped a sack of flour down the toilet and flushed repeatedly, and your 
whole house is flooded, just in time to accommodate the large gator they 
brought in. Phew!  I'm glad it was just a game, and an April Fools game at 
that!


Ken Downey
The Addictor
www.TheAddictor.com

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Sent: Friday, April 01, 2011 4:46 PM
Subject: Re: [Audyssey] Kitchen Sink game



Hi Ken,

Cool! I no longer will have to do dishes!  Because of your game every one 
is going to be doing my dishes for me.


Oh wait, I do not do dishes now, because I have a counter top dish washer 
on the counter next to my kitchen sink rather than a drain board.


Still though, A cool game idea.

TGIF and BFN

Jim

It is better for civilization to be going down the drain than to be 
coming up it.


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http://www.kitchensinc.net
(440) 286-6920
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Re: [Audyssey] Kitchen Sink game

2011-04-02 Thread shaun everiss

lol.
that is cool.
4/2011, you wrote:

Games we'd like to play.
Kitchen Sink.
Have you ever wanted to hear the real Kitchen sink?
Now you can with Jim Kitchen's sink game.
You get to turn his hot and cold water taps on and off with your 
arrow keys or your mouse!

And best of all,
it's free!
So when you're tired of beating up aliens and steeling eggs,
Just turn on Kitchen's sink for a refreshing drink of cool water.
smiles,

April fool!
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[Audyssey] Kitchen Sink game

2011-04-01 Thread Phil Vlasak

Games we'd like to play.
Kitchen Sink.
Have you ever wanted to hear the real Kitchen sink?
Now you can with Jim Kitchen's sink game.
You get to turn his hot and cold water taps on and off with your arrow keys 
or your mouse!

And best of all,
it's free!
So when you're tired of beating up aliens and steeling eggs,
Just turn on Kitchen's sink for a refreshing drink of cool water.
smiles,

April fool!
Phil


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Re: [Audyssey] Kitchen Sink game

2011-04-01 Thread Bryan Mckinnish

Lol.
I can make it if you want it to be a reality. lol.
Bgw, I'm getting sort of hooked on bgt. I made a board game in it.


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Re: [Audyssey] Kitchen Sink game

2011-04-01 Thread The Addictor

Hey Phil,
You forgot about the bonus level.
After you've had a few drinks of Jim's cold water, you have to do his 
dishes.  Too much soap and bubbles flood the floor.  Too little and you've 
wasted your time.  Get it just right though, and you can get those dishes 
clean--scrubbing by moving the mouse vigorously back and forth, spraying the 
sprayer at them with the right mouse button.  And, if you do a real good 
job, Jim might even give you the privelege of putting oold leftovers down 
his garbage disposal!




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Re: [Audyssey] Kitchen Sink game

2011-04-01 Thread Lori Duncan
Lol Phil and there was me thinking my joke of dropping a plastic eyeball 
into my sister's cup of tea was funny.  Ah well can't win um all.
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Sent: Friday, April 01, 2011 2:06 PM
Subject: [Audyssey] Kitchen Sink game



Games we'd like to play.
Kitchen Sink.
Have you ever wanted to hear the real Kitchen sink?
Now you can with Jim Kitchen's sink game.
You get to turn his hot and cold water taps on and off with your arrow 
keys or your mouse!

And best of all,
it's free!
So when you're tired of beating up aliens and steeling eggs,
Just turn on Kitchen's sink for a refreshing drink of cool water.
smiles,

April fool!
Phil


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Re: [Audyssey] Kitchen Sink game

2011-04-01 Thread Shane Lowe

lol same here.

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Lol.
I can make it if you want it to be a reality. lol.
Bgw, I'm getting sort of hooked on bgt. I made a board game in it.


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Re: [Audyssey] Kitchen Sink game

2011-04-01 Thread Shane Lowe

Thats even funnier!
bonus level make the game, make th e game,

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Lol Phil and there was me thinking my joke of dropping a plastic eyeball 
into my sister's cup of tea was funny.  Ah well can't win um all.
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Sent: Friday, April 01, 2011 2:06 PM
Subject: [Audyssey] Kitchen Sink game



Games we'd like to play.
Kitchen Sink.
Have you ever wanted to hear the real Kitchen sink?
Now you can with Jim Kitchen's sink game.
You get to turn his hot and cold water taps on and off with your arrow 
keys or your mouse!

And best of all,
it's free!
So when you're tired of beating up aliens and steeling eggs,
Just turn on Kitchen's sink for a refreshing drink of cool water.
smiles,

April fool!
Phil


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Re: [Audyssey] Kitchen Sink game

2011-04-01 Thread Jim Kitchen

Hi Phil,

Darn you! now you have spoiled the surprise of the next free Kitchensinc free game. 
grin

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Games we'd like to play.
Kitchen Sink.
Have you ever wanted to hear the real Kitchen sink?
Now you can with Jim Kitchen's sink game.
You get to turn his hot and cold water taps on and off with your arrow keys 
or your mouse!

And best of all,
it's free!
So when you're tired of beating up aliens and steeling eggs,
Just turn on Kitchen's sink for a refreshing drink of cool water.
smiles,

April fool!
Phil



Jim

Noah built the Ark, and only April fools did not get on board.

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Re: [Audyssey] Kitchen Sink game

2011-04-01 Thread Jim Kitchen

Hi Ken,

Cool! I no longer will have to do dishes!  Because of your game every one is 
going to be doing my dishes for me.

Oh wait, I do not do dishes now, because I have a counter top dish washer on 
the counter next to my kitchen sink rather than a drain board.

Still though, A cool game idea.

TGIF and BFN

Jim

It is better for civilization to be going down the drain than to be coming up 
it.

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Re: [Audyssey] Kitchen Sink game

2011-04-01 Thread The Addictor

Hey Jim,
Should have told us that before I released the game.  Now, some destructive 
punks have gotten hold of it, and have squirted your burners full of hot 
water, and also blown up the microwave oven by putting a large metal pan 
inside it and turning it on.  They blew up the toaster, spraying it and 
watching the sparks fly as its lever was pressed down.  Oh yeah, and they 
also put a set of glasses in your garbage disposal and turned it on, 
delighting in the loud crunching grinding noise.  Feeling still bored, they 
filled your blender with eggs and turned it on puree.  Then they dumped a 
sack of flour down the toilet and flushed repeatedly, and your whole house 
is flooded, just in time to accommodate the large gator they brought in. 
Phew!  I'm glad it was just a game, and an April Fools game at that!


Ken Downey
The Addictor
www.TheAddictor.com

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To: The Addictor Gamers@audyssey.org
Sent: Friday, April 01, 2011 4:46 PM
Subject: Re: [Audyssey] Kitchen Sink game



Hi Ken,

Cool! I no longer will have to do dishes!  Because of your game every one 
is going to be doing my dishes for me.


Oh wait, I do not do dishes now, because I have a counter top dish washer 
on the counter next to my kitchen sink rather than a drain board.


Still though, A cool game idea.

TGIF and BFN

Jim

It is better for civilization to be going down the drain than to be coming 
up it.


j...@kitchensinc.net
http://www.kitchensinc.net
(440) 286-6920
Chardon Ohio USA
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Re: [Audyssey] Kitchen Sink,

2009-05-29 Thread Oriol gómez
Nice one Phil. I have most of your game ideas logged. Would be awesome
if someone decided to code any of these

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 hay Phil that's a funny one.


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 Sent: Wednesday, May 27, 2009 8:39 AM
 Subject: [Audyssey] Kitchen Sink,


 Games we'd like to play,
 Kitchen Sink,
 by Phil Vlasak
 In this fast action game, you Are Jim, a daring dish washer,
 willing to risk everything to clean his sink of dirty dishes.
 His mission will not be an easy one. He must face several disgusting
 items,
 such as plates covered with week old Pizza slices, burnt oatmeal bowls,
 and skillets with baked on hamburger grease.
 He must avoid such deadly traps as pots of boiling donut oil, towering
 stove fires, sharp metal corn on the cob spikes, deep  crud lined coffee
 pots, and containers filled with rotten chicken livers.

 He will have to pick up each dirty dish, then using the left and right
 control keys, scrub it with a steel wool pad,
 then rinse  it under water and stack each neatly in the drainer.
 He will also discover dropped egg shells and coffee grounds, and putrid
 egg salad sandwiches left behind the couch by previous guests.
 If Jim makes it through the whole stack of dishes,
 he must face his greatest challenge.
 Washing his stack of dirty clothes by hand.


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Re: [Audyssey] Kitchen Sink

2009-05-28 Thread Jim Kitchen


Hi Phil,

That's pretty good.  A bit ironic though as I hate washing dishes.  Marcie had me buy 
a counter top dish washer.  I love it.  No more lab experiments in the sink. 
grin  Most people think that it is a large microwave when they see it, but it 
does the job.

BFN

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Re: [Audyssey] Kitchen Sink,

2009-05-28 Thread Pranav Lal
This game sounds too funny. We got to have a good reward at the end of all
that washing.

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Subject: [Audyssey] Kitchen Sink,

Games we'd like to play,
Kitchen Sink,
by Phil Vlasak
In this fast action game, you Are Jim, a daring dish washer,
willing to risk everything to clean his sink of dirty dishes.
His mission will not be an easy one. He must face several disgusting items,
such as plates covered with week old Pizza slices, burnt oatmeal bowls, and 
skillets with baked on hamburger grease.
He must avoid such deadly traps as pots of boiling donut oil, towering stove

fires, sharp metal corn on the cob spikes, deep  crud lined coffee pots, and

containers filled with rotten chicken livers.

He will have to pick up each dirty dish, then using the left and right 
control keys, scrub it with a steel wool pad,
then rinse  it under water and stack each neatly in the drainer.
He will also discover dropped egg shells and coffee grounds, and putrid egg 
salad sandwiches left behind the couch by previous guests.
If Jim makes it through the whole stack of dishes,
he must face his greatest challenge.
Washing his stack of dirty clothes by hand.


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Re: [Audyssey] Kitchen Sink,

2009-05-28 Thread jason

hay Phil that's a funny one.


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Subject: [Audyssey] Kitchen Sink,



Games we'd like to play,
Kitchen Sink,
by Phil Vlasak
In this fast action game, you Are Jim, a daring dish washer,
willing to risk everything to clean his sink of dirty dishes.
His mission will not be an easy one. He must face several disgusting 
items,
such as plates covered with week old Pizza slices, burnt oatmeal bowls, 
and skillets with baked on hamburger grease.
He must avoid such deadly traps as pots of boiling donut oil, towering 
stove fires, sharp metal corn on the cob spikes, deep  crud lined coffee 
pots, and containers filled with rotten chicken livers.


He will have to pick up each dirty dish, then using the left and right 
control keys, scrub it with a steel wool pad,

then rinse  it under water and stack each neatly in the drainer.
He will also discover dropped egg shells and coffee grounds, and putrid 
egg salad sandwiches left behind the couch by previous guests.

If Jim makes it through the whole stack of dishes,
he must face his greatest challenge.
Washing his stack of dirty clothes by hand.


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[Audyssey] Kitchen Sink,

2009-05-27 Thread Phil Vlasak

Games we'd like to play,
Kitchen Sink,
by Phil Vlasak
In this fast action game, you Are Jim, a daring dish washer,
willing to risk everything to clean his sink of dirty dishes.
His mission will not be an easy one. He must face several disgusting items,
such as plates covered with week old Pizza slices, burnt oatmeal bowls, and 
skillets with baked on hamburger grease.
He must avoid such deadly traps as pots of boiling donut oil, towering stove 
fires, sharp metal corn on the cob spikes, deep  crud lined coffee pots, and 
containers filled with rotten chicken livers.


He will have to pick up each dirty dish, then using the left and right 
control keys, scrub it with a steel wool pad,

then rinse  it under water and stack each neatly in the drainer.
He will also discover dropped egg shells and coffee grounds, and putrid egg 
salad sandwiches left behind the couch by previous guests.

If Jim makes it through the whole stack of dishes,
he must face his greatest challenge.
Washing his stack of dirty clothes by hand.


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Re: [Audyssey] Kitchen Sink,

2009-05-27 Thread Charles Rivard

Can this game be found at

www.kitchen sink.net?

Note the spelling.
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Sent: Wednesday, May 27, 2009 5:39 AM
Subject: [Audyssey] Kitchen Sink,



Games we'd like to play,
Kitchen Sink,
by Phil Vlasak
In this fast action game, you Are Jim, a daring dish washer,
willing to risk everything to clean his sink of dirty dishes.
His mission will not be an easy one. He must face several disgusting 
items,
such as plates covered with week old Pizza slices, burnt oatmeal bowls, 
and skillets with baked on hamburger grease.
He must avoid such deadly traps as pots of boiling donut oil, towering 
stove fires, sharp metal corn on the cob spikes, deep  crud lined coffee 
pots, and containers filled with rotten chicken livers.


He will have to pick up each dirty dish, then using the left and right 
control keys, scrub it with a steel wool pad,

then rinse  it under water and stack each neatly in the drainer.
He will also discover dropped egg shells and coffee grounds, and putrid 
egg salad sandwiches left behind the couch by previous guests.

If Jim makes it through the whole stack of dishes,
he must face his greatest challenge.
Washing his stack of dirty clothes by hand.


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Re: [Audyssey] Kitchen Sink,

2009-05-27 Thread shaun everiss
grin
phill you really need to make some of these funnies into actual games, just for 
laughs.
I mean text messages are good but interactive games like this, oh man.
lol.
At 12:39 a.m. 28/05/2009, you wrote:
Games we'd like to play,
Kitchen Sink,
by Phil Vlasak
In this fast action game, you Are Jim, a daring dish washer,
willing to risk everything to clean his sink of dirty dishes.
His mission will not be an easy one. He must face several disgusting items,
such as plates covered with week old Pizza slices, burnt oatmeal bowls, and 
skillets with baked on hamburger grease.
He must avoid such deadly traps as pots of boiling donut oil, towering stove 
fires, sharp metal corn on the cob spikes, deep  crud lined coffee pots, and 
containers filled with rotten chicken livers.

He will have to pick up each dirty dish, then using the left and right control 
keys, scrub it with a steel wool pad,
then rinse  it under water and stack each neatly in the drainer.
He will also discover dropped egg shells and coffee grounds, and putrid egg 
salad sandwiches left behind the couch by previous guests.
If Jim makes it through the whole stack of dishes,
he must face his greatest challenge.
Washing his stack of dirty clothes by hand.


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Re: [Audyssey] Kitchen Sink,

2009-05-27 Thread Phil Vlasak

Hi Shaun,
The reason I don't create the games mentioned in Phil's Funnies, is, time, 
time, time.
I wrote that one in about five minutes and although it would be easy to 
create the sound effects it would take much longer to create a game of doing 
dishes.
But since there is no copyright on a dish washing game, anyone who is 
interested in the idea can create it.

Phil

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From: shaun everiss shau...@xtra.co.nz

To: Gamers Discussion list gamers@audyssey.org
Sent: Wednesday, May 27, 2009 9:59 PM
Subject: Re: [Audyssey] Kitchen Sink,



grin
phill you really need to make some of these funnies into actual games, 
just for laughs.

I mean text messages are good but interactive games like this, oh man.
lol.
At 12:39 a.m. 28/05/2009, you wrote:

Games we'd like to play,
Kitchen Sink,
by Phil Vlasak
In this fast action game, you Are Jim, a daring dish washer,
willing to risk everything to clean his sink of dirty dishes.
His mission will not be an easy one. He must face several disgusting 
items,
such as plates covered with week old Pizza slices, burnt oatmeal bowls, 
and skillets with baked on hamburger grease.
He must avoid such deadly traps as pots of boiling donut oil, towering 
stove fires, sharp metal corn on the cob spikes, deep  crud lined coffee 
pots, and containers filled with rotten chicken livers.


He will have to pick up each dirty dish, then using the left and right 
control keys, scrub it with a steel wool pad,

then rinse  it under water and stack each neatly in the drainer.
He will also discover dropped egg shells and coffee grounds, and putrid 
egg salad sandwiches left behind the couch by previous guests.

If Jim makes it through the whole stack of dishes,
he must face his greatest challenge.
Washing his stack of dirty clothes by hand.


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