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g_b It's wonderful to meet you all!
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Re: g_b tops n bots
Somehow had missed this reply frm Aakash or his last point earlier .Neither r bots ,nor gays ANY substitute for girls . We r not --REPEAT NOT - same as those who feel trapped in a man's body . (i m quite comfy with those who feel so , but I refuse togeneralise gays or bots with em).Please do not confuse urself and give misleading labels that equate gays/bots with girls . The queenish jokes that r routinely passed in gay circles are just that --jokes --not beliefs or tendencies. V have enuff to struggle and fight against set images society has without adding further ourselves to the shitpond.All i wanted to say in the last para of my earlier mail wasthat while Fardy was feeling being at the receiving end frm tops (no pun intended), it need not be so and each individual has his own self respect and can show any goddamn f***ing guy the door out -- hum kisee se kam nahin concept. There is nuttin lucky or unlucky ,proud or shameful of being a gay or hetero , a top or bot or a vers . Its a preference a liking - thats it . As far as i think i give it little more significance that liking Jalebi or Shrikhand or Chilly . (mayb i m wrong -- par main aaisa hi hoon ! ) ridgeet roy [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:You make us sound like a commodity Aakash [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: Agreed TotallyMany times guys gont like to Say that they are FUCKED,so at times they catagorise as toPS and bots, but asone can find an understanding in sex, all areversatile, its just that they have not tasted theOther side.Bottom guys, are the Luckyest ones, as they substitutegirls. they have a Great Variety of guys to Choosefrom,Aakash--- Manoj [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:said it dear -- insecurity breeds the need to show and keep repeating to oneself and others that I AM XXX . A goebbels was needed by hitler not gandhi . Of course ,as there r those who wud only bot,there r those who wud only top-- but many keep proclaiming this just coz they think its manly ,still being shackled by the hetero concepts of man-woman identity --not because of their preferences or likings . Or led by the beliefs that the fucker is the superior of the two .pah! Knew a friend who used to admit 2 fantasies of being a bot in some (rare)honest moments ,but shied away each time in bed just so that no 1 wud say he was fucked by some one ! Happily bots have a far better range of choice available and can afford to choose N pick frm the tops awaiting to ..er top up . For each such i-m-a-gift-2-mankind top just flick a finger saying 'not my type honey' instead of obliging . :-) Manoj. rhad mizrahi [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: From the bottom of my bottom i do swear I am Versatile Bottom ( and a part time Top ) how does that sound? well i guess the term queer was created for a purpose. right? 'Cause the world is full of people who dont fit in simple categories. i like to fool around a lot so i end up frequenting chatrooms and have met some really interesting blokes and a lot of duds as well. Duds who claim to be "total tops" They tell me not to expect a blowjob (i guess its not a very masucline thing to perform fellatio) but to give them one after which they would like to take me from behind. unhh...Boring. Ofcourse a lotta people would like that but somehow i think its more about power relations. in case of heterosexuals the man is always the fucker and the woman is always fucked (even in the cowgirl position) 'Cause she is the one who is being penetrated man:woman active:passive powerful:powerless Its really sad when these power dynamics are translated into gay relations. Ofcourse its none of my business to comment on people's tastes in bed but what I cant tolerate is the attitude that the 'tops' wear. are you guys really insecure about your masculinity that you have to assert it by being so cocky about it? you may refuse to suck dick but its most sickening when somebody insists on being 'serviced' worse goes around bragging about his manliness derived out of his sexual habits. Yahoo! for Good - Make a difference this year. Yahoo! ShoppingFind Great Deals on Holiday Gifts at Yahoo! Shopping Send instant messages to your online friends http://uk.messenger.yahoo.com Send instant messages to your online friends http://uk.messenger.yahoo.com Group Site: http://www.gaybombay.info == This message was posted to the gay_bombay Yahoo! Group. Responses to messages (by clicking Reply) will also be posted on the eGroup and sent to all members. If you'd like to respond privately to the author of any message then please compose and send a new email message to the author's email address. Post:- gay_bombay@yahoogroups.com Subscribe:- [EMAIL PROTECTED] Digest Mode:- [EMAIL PROTECTED] No Mail Mode:- [EMAIL PROTECTED] Individual Mail Mode:- [EMAIL PROTECTED] Contact Us:- [EMAIL PROTECTED] Archives are at http://www.mail-archive.com/gay_bombay%40yahoogroups.com/maillist.html Classifieds for personal
g_b Retirement plans: 5 myths busted
Retirement plans: 5 myths bustedRachna C | December 05, 2005 Retirement islike old age. Despite attempts to keep it at bay, sooner or later it makes an appearance. Here, we bust some common myths relating to retirement. Myth 1 I will never retire. Yes, you will. Everybody has to. You may want to work till you drop dead, but what if you really cannot get a job after 55? What if your health does not permit you to work? Also, what makes you so sureyou will want to work at that time? It's easy to make such assumptions when you are young, but they need not be valid ones. Even if you are convincedyou will eventually run a business that will allow you to take a back seat and keep the money rolling in, you have to plan for retirement. Retirement planning is about saving sufficient amounts of money to give yourself the option of stepping back from your working life. Married? 7 money tips you must know Myth 2 I am too young to plan for retirement. Says who? This is the best time to plan for retirement. The younger you are, the more time you have on your side; this means you can savea greateramount over the years. Let's say you start investing Rs 1,000 every month towards your retirement kitty. Let's also assumeyour investment earns 8% per annum. If you have a 20-year time frame, you would have Rs 5,73,660. If you had just 15 years, then it would be Rs 3,40,778. If you had 10 years, it would be just Rs 1,82,283. Myth 3 I will save for retirement after paying my loans and meeting other goals. It never works like that. Once your loans are repaid, you will have other goals for which you are saving. Your home, a holiday, children's education and marriage, the list can go on and on. Keep retirement as a constant goal that never changes. You may find yourself facing periods in time when you are barely puttingany amount in your retirement kitty. That's all right. Just don't ignore yourretirement kittyoutright. Unpredictable income? Here's what you can do Myth 4 Money saved for retirement must never be in shares. On the contrary, over the long term, equity gives the best returns. Besides, an investor with a long time frame has the time and ability to ride the ups and downs of the market. Sure, the Public Provident Fund is one place where you can put your retirement money or even some long-term bonds. Do remember, however, but equity can help give you much better returns. Even if you don't want to buy shares directly, you can invest in equity mutual funds. Myth 5 I won't live long after retirement. You don't know that at all. The life expectancy in India is improving. In fact, you may well live up to 80 years, if not beyond. So, even if you retire from an active working schedule by the time you are 60 years old, you still have to provide for the balance 20 years. Did that scare you sufficiently to open a retirement kitty immediately?-- www.gaybombay.info Group Site: http://www.gaybombay.info == This message was posted to the gay_bombay Yahoo! Group. Responses to messages (by clicking Reply) will also be posted on the eGroup and sent to all members. If you'd like to respond privately to the author of any message then please compose and send a new email message to the author's email address. Post:- gay_bombay@yahoogroups.com Subscribe:- [EMAIL PROTECTED] Digest Mode:- [EMAIL PROTECTED] No Mail Mode:- [EMAIL PROTECTED] Individual Mail Mode:- [EMAIL PROTECTED] Contact Us:- [EMAIL PROTECTED] Archives are at http://www.mail-archive.com/gay_bombay%40yahoogroups.com/maillist.html Classifieds for personal advertisements are back on www.gaybombay.info site. Please exercise restraint in the language of your personal advertisement. SPONSORED LINKS Romance relationship Bombay india India gift India romance India tour Online romance YAHOO! GROUPS LINKS Visit your group "gay_bombay" on the web. To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to the Yahoo! Terms of Service.
g_b Savings---HOW DO I GET THERE FROM HERE?
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g_b The straight dudes guide to Brokeback
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Re: g_b DATS D ULTIMATE HINDI LETTER- Those who know hindi must read.
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g_b Ready to Christmas
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g_b in love with Alexander Gifford
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