Re: [gentoo-user] unsubscrube

2007-10-13 Thread Mauro Faccenda
David Snider wrote:
> Mauro Faccenda wrote:
>>
>> try greping for "fuck" or "shit" in the kernel source. ;)
>>
>> []'s
>> .m
>>   
> I couldn't help myself...
> 
> Fri Oct 12 22:10:27 2007
> [EMAIL PROTECTED] /usr/src/linux
> # find . -type f -exec grep fuck {} \;

just a tip: it shoud be better if you do like this:

# cd /usr/src/linux
# grep -ir fuck .

[]'s
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Re: [gentoo-user] unsubscrube

2007-10-13 Thread Pongracz Istvan
some examples for shit:

  /* Oh shit. We really ought to make a single node which can do both 
atomically */
 * Some dipshit decided to store some other bit of information
 *all the algo is pure shit and should be replaced
 * What lunatic came up with this shit?
/* 2,191 lines of complete and utter shit coming up... */
 * Big shit, we now may have two dirty primary cache lines for the same
sys irix_unimp  0   /* 1064  XXX AFS shit DC*/
sys irix_unimp  0   /* 1065  XXX AFS shit DC*/
sys irix_unimp  0   /* 1066  XXX AFS shit DC*/
sys irix_unimp  0   /* 1067  XXX AFS shit DC*/
sys irix_unimp  0   /* 1068  XXX AFS shit DC*/
sys irix_unimp  0   /* 1069  XXX AFS shit DC*/
sys irix_unimp  0   /* 1070  XXX AFS shit DC*/
sys irix_unimp  0   /* 1071  XXX AFS shit DC*/
sys irix_unimp  0   /* 1072  XXX AFS shit DC*/
sys irix_unimp  0   /* 1073  XXX AFS shit DC*/
 * this shit off... nice job Fujitsu.
 * give up.  I'm serious, I am going to kick the living shit
 * to shit into regions like that.
 * in Microelectronics who refused to fix this shit.
 * No shit.  WTF is it supposed to do, anyway?
 *  Status: Testing required (no shit -jgarzik)
 *  SCR registers on vt6420 are pieces of shit and may hang the
 * Some (ENE) controllers go apeshit on some ios operation,
mdelay(8);  /* same shit */
/* Remember: "Different name, same old buggy as shit hardware." */
 *  v0.007: Big shit. The LANCE seems to use a different DMA mechanism to
 if (qpti->clock == 0) /* bullshit */
/* Hrm... same shit, X doesn't do that but I have to */
__adb_probe_task(struct work_struct *bullshit)
And people will even see that as true leadership (*cough* bullshit

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Re: [gentoo-user] unsubscrube

2007-10-13 Thread Dan Farrell
On Fri, 12 Oct 2007 20:02:14 -0300
Mauro Faccenda <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:

> Pongracz Istvan wrote:
> > 2007. 10. 12, péntek keltezéssel 13.41-kor Dan Farrell ezt írta:
> >> On Fri, 12 Oct 2007 19:49:14 +0200
> >> Pongracz Istvan <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
> >>
> >>> 2007. 10. 12, péntek keltezéssel 12.04-kor Dan Farrell ezt írta:
>  On Fri, 12 Oct 2007 12:01:04 -0500
>  "Karl Haines" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
> 
> > unsubscrube
> >
>  goodbye
> >>> I was tired this evening (here) but this mail give me some
> >>> power :) I like this :)
> >>>
> >>> Cheers,
> >>> István
> >>>
> >> i am glad to hear the amusement ;)
> > 
> > One time I read the linux kernel code, for some reasons.
> > I found a similar if-then section several years ago, I do not
> > remember exactly:
> > 
> > if something == 1 then ok;
> > if something == 2 then ok;
> > if something == 3 then ok;
> > if something == 4 this is sucks;
> 
> try greping for "fuck" or "shit" in the kernel source. ;)
> 
> []'s
>   .m

someone's already made a nice chart for us

http://www.vidarholen.net/contents/wordcount/

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Re: [gentoo-user] unsubscrube

2007-10-12 Thread David Snider

Mauro Faccenda wrote:


try greping for "fuck" or "shit" in the kernel source. ;)

[]'s
.m
  

I couldn't help myself...

Fri Oct 12 22:10:27 2007
[EMAIL PROTECTED] /usr/src/linux
# find . -type f -exec grep fuck {} \;
  don't fuck up. This is why we have
* Wirzenius wrote this portably, Torvalds fucked it up :-)
* (And this is the fucking 'basic' method).
*   Alexey is a fucking genius?
   /* James M doesn't say fuck enough. */
* the kernel try to remap our BAR #1 and fuck up bus
/*  Some BIOS's are fucked and don't set all MTRRs the same!  */
* Some Athlon laptops have really fucked PST tables.
* IOC3 is fucked fucked beyond believe ...  Don't even give the
* IOC3 is fucked fucked beyond believe ...  Don't even give the
* IOC3 is fucked fucked beyond believe ...  Don't try to access
* IOC3 is fucked fucked beyond believe ...  Don't even give the
* IOC3 is fucked fucked beyond believe ...  Don't even give the
* IOC3 is fucked fucked beyond believe ...  Don't try to access
* IOC3 is fucked fucked beyond believe ...  Don't even give the
* IOC3 is fucked fucked beyond believe ...  Don't even give the
* IOC3 is fucked fucked beyond believe ...  Don't try to access
* IOC3 is fucked fucked beyond believe ...  Don't even give the
* IOC3 is fucked fucked beyond believe ...  Don't even give the
* IOC3 is fucked fucked beyond believe ...  Don't try to access
* irixioctl.c: A fucking mess...
#if 0 /* XXX No fucking way dude... */
* fucking with the memory controller because it needs to know the
   /* fuck me plenty */
   /* Binary compatibility is good American knowhow fuckin' up. */
/* The four ACI command types are fucked up. [-:
* What the fuck is going on here?  We leave junk in the beginning
*  These chips are basically fucked by design, and getting this driver
/* Only Sun can take such nice parts and fuck up the programming interface
   /* This card is _fucking_ hot... */
  registered, to prevent the link/init ordering from fucking
* brain-damage, it's managed to fuck things up one step further..
* how bad the target and/or ESP fucks things up.
   /* Be careful, we could really get fucked during synchronous
* how bad the target and/or ESP fucks things up.
* phase things.  We don't want to fuck directly with
   /* Be careful, we could really get fucked during synchronous
/* Am I fucking pedantic or what? */
  BUG? Why does turning the 
chroma comb on fuck up color?

  If you don't see why, please stay the fuck away from my code.
   /* Ugly, ugly fucker. */
* writers) in interrupt handlers someone fucked up and we'd dead-lock
/* master list of VME vectors -- don't fuck with this */
   /* If you fuck with this, update ret_from_syscall code too. */  \
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Re: [gentoo-user] unsubscrube

2007-10-12 Thread Mauro Faccenda
Pongracz Istvan wrote:
> 2007. 10. 12, péntek keltezéssel 13.41-kor Dan Farrell ezt írta:
>> On Fri, 12 Oct 2007 19:49:14 +0200
>> Pongracz Istvan <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
>>
>>> 2007. 10. 12, péntek keltezéssel 12.04-kor Dan Farrell ezt írta:
 On Fri, 12 Oct 2007 12:01:04 -0500
 "Karl Haines" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:

> unsubscrube
>
 goodbye
>>> I was tired this evening (here) but this mail give me some power :)
>>> I like this :)
>>>
>>> Cheers,
>>> István
>>>
>> i am glad to hear the amusement ;)
> 
> One time I read the linux kernel code, for some reasons.
> I found a similar if-then section several years ago, I do not remember
> exactly:
> 
> if something == 1 then ok;
> if something == 2 then ok;
> if something == 3 then ok;
> if something == 4 this is sucks;

try greping for "fuck" or "shit" in the kernel source. ;)

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Re: [gentoo-user] unsubscrube

2007-10-12 Thread Dan Farrell
On Fri, 12 Oct 2007 21:40:43 +0200
Pongracz Istvan <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:

> 2007. 10. 12, péntek keltezéssel 13.41-kor Dan Farrell ezt írta:
> > On Fri, 12 Oct 2007 19:49:14 +0200
> > Pongracz Istvan <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
> > 
> > > 2007. 10. 12, péntek keltezéssel 12.04-kor Dan Farrell ezt írta:
> > > > On Fri, 12 Oct 2007 12:01:04 -0500
> > > > "Karl Haines" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
> > > > 
> > > > > unsubscrube
> > > > > 
> > > > goodbye
> > > 
> > > I was tired this evening (here) but this mail give me some
> > > power :) I like this :)
> > > 
> > > Cheers,
> > > István
> > > 
> > i am glad to hear the amusement ;)
> 
> One time I read the linux kernel code, for some reasons.
> I found a similar if-then section several years ago, I do not remember
> exactly:
> 
> if something == 1 then ok;
> if something == 2 then ok;
> if something == 3 then ok;
> if something == 4 this is sucks;
> 
> :)
> 
> István

Some selections from http://kerneltrap.org/node/542


# egrep -ir "(on fire)" *
drivers/usb/printer.c:static char *usblp_messages[] = { "ok", "out of
paper", "off-line", "on fire" };

# drivers/net/sunhme.c 

static void happy_meal_tcvr_write(struct happy_meal *hp,
  unsigned long tregs, int reg,
  unsigned short value)
{
int tries = TCVR_WRITE_TRIES;

ASD(("happy_meal_tcvr_write: reg=0x%02x value=%04xn", reg,
value));

/* Welcome to Sun Microsystems, can I take your order please? */
if (!hp->happy_flags & HFLAG_FENABLE)
return happy_meal_bb_write(hp, tregs, reg, value);

/* Would you like fries with that? */
hme_write32(hp, tregs + TCVR_FRAME,
(FRAME_WRITE | (hp->paddr 





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Re: [gentoo-user] unsubscrube

2007-10-12 Thread Pongracz Istvan
2007. 10. 12, péntek keltezéssel 13.41-kor Dan Farrell ezt írta:
> On Fri, 12 Oct 2007 19:49:14 +0200
> Pongracz Istvan <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
> 
> > 2007. 10. 12, péntek keltezéssel 12.04-kor Dan Farrell ezt írta:
> > > On Fri, 12 Oct 2007 12:01:04 -0500
> > > "Karl Haines" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
> > > 
> > > > unsubscrube
> > > > 
> > > goodbye
> > 
> > I was tired this evening (here) but this mail give me some power :)
> > I like this :)
> > 
> > Cheers,
> > István
> > 
> i am glad to hear the amusement ;)

One time I read the linux kernel code, for some reasons.
I found a similar if-then section several years ago, I do not remember
exactly:

if something == 1 then ok;
if something == 2 then ok;
if something == 3 then ok;
if something == 4 this is sucks;

:)

István
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Re: [gentoo-user] unsubscrube

2007-10-12 Thread Dan Farrell
On Fri, 12 Oct 2007 19:49:14 +0200
Pongracz Istvan <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:

> 2007. 10. 12, péntek keltezéssel 12.04-kor Dan Farrell ezt írta:
> > On Fri, 12 Oct 2007 12:01:04 -0500
> > "Karl Haines" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
> > 
> > > unsubscrube
> > > 
> > goodbye
> 
> I was tired this evening (here) but this mail give me some power :)
> I like this :)
> 
> Cheers,
> István
> 
i am glad to hear the amusement ;)
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Re: [gentoo-user] unsubscrube

2007-10-12 Thread Pongracz Istvan
2007. 10. 12, péntek keltezéssel 12.04-kor Dan Farrell ezt írta:
> On Fri, 12 Oct 2007 12:01:04 -0500
> "Karl Haines" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
> 
> > unsubscrube
> > 
> goodbye

I was tired this evening (here) but this mail give me some power :)
I like this :)

Cheers,
István

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Re: [gentoo-user] unsubscrube

2007-10-12 Thread Jorge Almeida
On 10/12/07, Karl Haines <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:

>
> unsubscrube

Tri agane.
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Re: [gentoo-user] unsubscrube

2007-10-12 Thread Dan Farrell
On Fri, 12 Oct 2007 12:01:04 -0500
"Karl Haines" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:

> unsubscrube
> 
goodbye
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[gentoo-user] unsubscrube

2007-10-12 Thread Karl Haines
unsubscrube