Let's start the English lesson:
One of the most important piece of american culture:
Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful
words in the English
language
today is the word fuck. It is the magical word
which, just by its sound can describe pain, pleasure,
love, and hate.
In language, fuck falls into many Grammatical
categories.
It can be used as a verb both transitive (John fucked
Mary) and intransitive
(Mary was Fucked by John).
It can be an action verb (John really gives a fuck), a
passive verb (Mary
really doesn't give a fuck), and adverb (Mary is
fucking interested in
John),
or as a noun (Mary is a terrific fuck).
It can also be used as an interjection (Fuck! I'm late
for my date with
Mary).
It can even be used as a conjunction (Mary is easy,
fuck she's also stupid).
As you can see there are very words with the overall
versatility of the word
fuck.
Aside from its sexual connotations, this word can be
used to describe many
situations:
1. Greetings.How the fuck are ya?
2. Fraud...I got fucked by the car
dealer.
3. Resignation...Oh, fuck it!
4. Trouble.I guess I'm fucked now.
5. Agression.FUCK YOU!
6. DisgustFuck me.
7. Confusion. What the fuck?
8. DispleasureFucking shit man...
9. Lostwhere the fuck are
we?
10.Disbelief..UNFUCKINGBELIEVABLE!!
11.Retaliation.Up your fucking ass!
12.Apathy.Who really gives a fuck?
13.Suspicion.Who the fuck are you?
14.Directions..Fuck off.
It can be maternalMOTHERFUCKER!!
It can be used to tell time... It's four fucking
twenty!
It can be used as an anatomical
description.He's a fucking
asshole.
Lastly, it has been used by many notable people
throughout history:
What the fuck was that? ~Mayor of Hiroshima~
That,s not a real fucking gun. ~John Lennon~
Where the fuck is all this water coming from? ~
Captain of the Titanic~
Who the fuck is gonna find out? ~Richard Nixon~
Heads are gonna fucking roll. ~Anne Boleyn~
Any fucking idiot could answer that. ~Albert
Einstein~
It does so fucking look like her! ~Picasso~
You want what on the fucking celiling?
~Michaelangelo~
Fuck a duck. ~Walt Disney~
Houston we have a big fucking problem. ~The crew of
Apollo13
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